Re: Santa In Iraq
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
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> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:457A4DBB...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > How is Santa going to deliver presents to Iraq this year?
> > > >
> > >
> > > Verrrrrry carefully!
> > >
> > > (modified for the occasion . . .)
> > >
> > > Dashing through the sand - all his reindeer hot,
> > > He's lost his Arab robe and has got a sunburnt bot!
> > > Get the round done quick - or folks'll see him moon.
> > > Female reindeer scared to death - he's hung like a baboon.
> > >
> > > Dingle balls, Dingle balls - got no trousers on.
> > > He don't know quite where they went he only knows they're gone.
> > > Sweaty balls, Sweaty balls - sperm-count will fall off!
> > > He's driving very gently now and trying not to cough!
> > >
> > > Then there's a great bang! Rocket 'pelled greanade!
> > > All the presents burnt - half his skin is flayed!
> > > "Sod this for a lark!" he starts to cru and moan
> > > Turns teh reindeer north again and sets off straight for home!
> > >
> > > Home nearly in sight - back at the North Pole,
> > > Everythings cooled down - icicles round his hole.
> > > Fire's nice and warm - he's having a quick wank! -
> > > Next year he'll say sod the sledge and drive a Churchill tank!
> > >
> > > Tingle balls, Tingle balls - Circulation's back.
> > > Now he has four rosy cheeks and steam coming from his crack!
> > > Tingle balls, Tingle balls - now they're getting hot.
> > > Now he's pleased he's got warm feet, warm hands, warm legs, warm bot!
> >
> > Santa usually flys through the air.
> >
> With the grey test of ease?
> He hangs by his nose from teh flying trapeze . . .
Brave Vest: Courageous clothing.
nemo
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You hadn't forgotten.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Brave Vest: Courageous clothing.
Har Vest: Edible clothing