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Tim Bruening
Aug 1, 2006, 3:24:29 AM8/1/06
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Drastic: Twig that takes desperate measures.
Elastic: Twig that stretches.
Fantastic: A very interesting twig.
Plastic: Flexible twig generally made from petroleum.
Spastic: Twig that twitches.
nemo
Aug 1, 2006, 4:37:43 PM8/1/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Mastic: The sound of the church clock audible during services.
Tim Bruening
Aug 3, 2006, 5:30:58 AM8/3/06
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nemo wrote:
Son Dial: Cell phone of Jesus.
nemo
Aug 3, 2006, 10:00:20 AM8/3/06
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news:44D1C252...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...DeVau da phone: Cellphone of the priest who tried to keep the Dead Sea
Scrolls secret coz they showed there were loads of messiahs around in those
days like in 'Life of Brian' and St. Paul's nickname was 'The Liar'!!
Scrolls secret coz they showed there were loads of messiahs around in those
days like in 'Life of Brian' and St. Paul's nickname was 'The Liar'!!
Tim Bruening
Jul 4, 2007, 2:07:44 AM7/4/07
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Tim Bruening
Jul 4, 2007, 2:08:07 AM7/4/07
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nemo wrote:
Son Dial: Cell phone of Jesus.
Tim Bruening
Jul 4, 2009, 2:25:00 AM7/4/09
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nemo wrote:
Son Dial: Cell phone of Jesus.
Tim Bruening
Jul 4, 2009, 2:25:18 AM7/4/09
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nemo
Jul 4, 2009, 1:38:23 PM7/4/09
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Was it a self-owned Cellphone or rented, like his cloak.
nemo
Jul 4, 2009, 2:43:20 PM7/4/09
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Elastic: Keep knickers up!
Alastic: It's broken and they've fell down!
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