U Puns
Tim Bruening
B-ware of UV rays.
Have U ever seen a UFO?
Do U-Ba?
U-ban: Ban on the letter U. Similar to a Q-Ban.
Could you lead the ewe to the yew tree?
Unicorn: Ungulate with a corn cob on its forehead.
Uganda: Father of Ugan.
Universe: One all encompassing song.
Tim Bruening
U-genic.
Tim Bruening
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:43CDE84F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> U-Nit, U-Night, U-Knight, U-rine, and U-rology.
>
> B-ware of UV rays.
>
> Have U ever seen a UFO?
Lots of em as far back as I can remember!
>
> Do U-Ba?
>
> U-ban: Ban on the letter U. Similar to a Q-Ban.
>
> Could you lead the ewe to the yew tree?
>
> Unicorn: Ungulate with a corn cob on its forehead.
>
> Uganda: Father of Ugan.
>
> Universe: One all encompassing song.
>
Uniselector: A seat of learning where a cannibalistic murderer called
Hannibal is available for anyone to buy.
Hannibal Lectern: Him reading a very heavy book.
Hannibal Lecture: Him teaching.
nemo
U-gander
He, she or it -ganders.
http://www.peevish.co.uk/slang/g.htm
One screen down.
nemo
All income-passing song: Somebody else gets every penny of the royalties!
Nemo
Not for nothing the NUmbo One Punster!
For £2500 actually!
Who's da man?? Who's da man??
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43CDE84F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > U-Nit, U-Night, U-Knight, U-rine, and U-rology.
> >
> > B-ware of UV rays.
> >
> > Have U ever seen a UFO?
>
> Lots of em as far back as I can remember!
Can U stip-U-late that in writing?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43CDE84F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > U-Nit, U-Night, U-Knight, U-rine, and U-rology.
> >
> > B-ware of UV rays.
> >
> > Have U ever seen a UFO?
>
> Lots of em as far back as I can remember!
Perk-U-Later!
nemo
The first were odd-looking oval efforts manoeuvring around above north
London. I saw them when I was walking with my mum at the southern end of
Ossulston Street. I think I was about 5 at the time. I never did find out
for sure whether she saw them too.
They were a sort of yellow-brown colour with black edges and were making
connections with each other by means of pipes.
When refuelling in the air was invented many years later and shown on TV, I
said to her something like, "That's not new. We saw that outside those grey
flats years ago - those brown things."
There. That should be enough to make all the scaredycats, CIA stooges and
those with their names down for Alternative Three start screaming their
heads off!
Same people who arranged for most off the really thought-provoking stuff in
Close Encounters to be cut and replaced with a load of rubbish lights and
shots of the interior of the spacecraft at the end to fill out the time!
nemo
Price of a tardy line of people.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> Don't capit-U-late to terror!
We avnt. People still U-se the tUbe.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Ad-U-Lation!
nemo
So's the Tube, unless you buy an 'Oyster' pre-payment card that can be read
from 5 metres away. There's a website where you can get Mu-metal cases for
'em to stop 'em being scanned without your knowledge.
Is the Government trying to keep track of everyone's movements or what?
Nice Oyster:
http://www.tfl.gov.uk/tfl/fares-tickets/2006/oyster/general.asp
Nasty Oyster:
http://www.samizdata.net/blog/archives/008524.html
More on Google.
Tim Bruening
nemo
> A-10-U-8, Em-U-lation.
Amply thigh?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
U-Nit, U-Night, U-Knight, U-rine, and U-rology.
B-ware of UV rays.
Have U ever seen a UFO?
Do U-Ba?
U-ban: Ban on the letter U. Similar to a Q-Ban.
U-charist, U=Phonics, U-phoria, U-logy, U-nuch, U-phony, U-chre,
U-Calptus, U-genic.
Eva-U-8, Manip-U-late, Pop-U-late, X-10-U-8.
Tim Bruening
U-Nit, U-Night, U-Knight, U-rine, and U-rology.
B-ware of UV rays.
Have U ever seen a UFO?
Do U-Ba?
U-ban: Ban on the letter U. Similar to a Q-Ban.
U-charist, U-Phonics, U-phoria, U-logy, U-nuch, U-phony, U-chre,
U-Calptus, U-genic.
Cop-U-late, Coag-U-late, Eva-U-8, Manip-U-late, Mod-U-late, Ov-U-late,
Pop-U-late, X-10-U-8.
nemo
> A-10-U-8, Ad-U-Lation, Em-U-lation, U-Night, U-phoria, U-Tree.
A-10-U-8??
Mine!
Hard a-port . . . !
BANG!!!! Glug - glug - glug . . . . .
Too late!
Em-U-lation: Imitating a large Australian flightless bird similar to the
ostrich but smaller.
nemo
Pop-U-late: "Father, everyone's gone. You should have come earlier."
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
I seem to remember doing "A-10-U-8" first.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> Format: In favor of floor coverings.
>
> Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
>
> Proceed: In favor of farming.
>
> Procreate: Against evolution.
>
> Profound: We found an expert!
Congratulations!
Congrat-U-lations?
nemo
U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
nemo
That's funny. So do I! :o)
It was a long time ago though.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > >
> > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > >
> > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > >
> > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > >
> > > Profound: We found an expert!
> >
> > Congratulations!
> >
> > Congrat-U-lations?
>
> U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
Cop-U-late.
nemo
just been committed."
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > >
> > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > >
> > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > >
> > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > >
> > > Profound: We found an expert!
> >
> > Congratulations!
> >
> > Congrat-U-lations?
>
> U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
Ann-U-al, Ann-U-ities, Contin-U-ation, Instit-U-tion, Man-U-el,
Man-U-script, Sim-U-late, Sim-U-lation, Sit-U-ation.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44040B94...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
> > Cop-U-late.
> >
> "Officer, you have failed to arrive in time to deal with the crime which has
> just been committed."
Lettuce U-night for world Peace!
We need world U-ni-T!
nemo
http://www.lightstraw.co.uk/bletchley/colossus/uni1.html
Blimey. I've got a strip of Siemens Uniselectors on a frame that looks just
like the one in the last photo. It'd be brilliant if it were originally part
of Colossus!
So we decoded Hitler's messages on machines made from bits of telephone
exchange!!! Brilliant!
nemo
I-vor yMan-U-el: A 50s/60s Welsh singer who owned a very expensively-bound
handbook.
Used to appear on Gwlad y Gan on the BBC.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440550A0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
> > Ann-U-al, Ann-U-ities, Contin-U-ation, Instit-U-tion, Man-U-el,
> > Man-U-script, Sim-U-late, Sim-U-lation, Sit-U-ation.
>
> I-vor yMan-U-el: A 50s/60s Welsh singer who owned a very expensively-bound
> handbook.
>
> Used to appear on Gwlad y Gan on the BBC.
Nat-U-rally.
Proced-U-ral.
nemo
(Land of Song.)
>
> Nat-U-rally.
>
> Proced-U-ral.
>
U-knee-tarry.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Ad-U-late, Ang-U-lar, Ann-U-lar, All-U-via, Bit-U-men.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Act-U-8.
nemo
All-U-via: By way of and Indian potato?
Bit-U-men: A savage dog.
Ad-U-late: The person whose name is at the bottom of the list.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Trib-U-lation.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4407F8F7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41539ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > >
> > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > >
> > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > >
> > > Redwood: Very tall Communist trees.
> > >
> > > Readwood: A book.
> > >
> > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > Moore.
> >
> > Hornbeam: Light from a luminous trumpet.
>
> Trumpet: Musical domestic animal.
>
Euphonium: Smell for a counterfeit female sheep.
U-Phonium?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:3FAB4D72...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > >
> > >
> > > nemo wrote:
> > >
> > > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:3FA7076C...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > Proper: Price per unit of equipment needed for plays.
> > > > >
> > > > Properties: What the actors drink after the show, instead of
the
> > imitation
> > > > stuff the pretend to drink on stage.
> > >
> > > Realties: True teas drunk by dealers in homes and the land under
> said
> > homes.
> > >
> > Casualties: Drunk while wearing informal clothes.
> > Charities: Teas brought by a Char Lady.
> > Empties: Teas with electromagnetic and magnetic screening to
comply
> with EEC
> > regs.
> > Novelties: Teas drunk while reading a good book.
> > Pities: 3.141592654 of cups.
>
> Faulties: Teas drunk by parachute jumpers.
>
> Jumper: Price per jump.
Woolly Jumper: Connecting wire used on a telephone exchange's
distribution
frames braided with the wrong material.
Distrib-U-tion: How Ewes and Yews are dispensed.
Tim Bruening
"nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> wrote in message
news:<H_9Ub.66740$pD4....@news-lhr.blueyonder.co.uk>...
> A. Siegfried <m...@privacy.net> wrote in message
> news:bvjbog$spbfc$2...@ID-25388.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > No need to dump it if it's broken. With a little courage, even huge
> > problems can be solved:
> >
> More like B'Liar Tory Pair over here!
>
> Somebody chucked whitewash all over the Drowning Street gates this morning
> and there was a protest in the Visitors' Gallery in Parliament.
>
> It's because the report into the death of the WMD scientist was far too
> sheepish when it came to criticising the government. What was it called now?
> . . . Ah, yes! The Mutton Report!
>
> As far as Tony B'Liar is concerned, WMD definitely means Wanger Manually
> Deployed!
Mutton: 2,000 pound dog.
U-Reaka!
Tim Bruening
Virt-U-al Reality: "U"s in a sim-U-lation.
Tim Bruening
Post-U-lation, Substit-U-tion, U-surpation.
Tim Bruening
U-Reaka!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44040B94...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
> > Cop-U-late.
> >
> "Officer, you have failed to arrive in time to deal with the crime which has
> just been committed."
Lettuce U-night for world Peace!
We need world U-ni-T!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440550A0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
> > Ann-U-al, Ann-U-ities, Contin-U-ation, Instit-U-tion, Man-U-el,
> > Man-U-script, Sim-U-late, Sim-U-lation, Sit-U-ation.
>
> I-vor yMan-U-el: A 50s/60s Welsh singer who owned a very expensively-bound
> handbook.
>
> Used to appear on Gwlad y Gan on the BBC.
Nat-U-rally.
Proced-U-ral.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Ad-U-late, Ang-U-lar, Ann-U-lar, All-U-via, Bit-U-men.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Act-U-8.
U-4-Ria.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Eureka sweat. Goannaver bath!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
U-Reaka!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440550A0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
> > Ann-U-al, Ann-U-ities, Contin-U-ation, Instit-U-tion, Man-U-el,
> > Man-U-script, Sim-U-late, Sim-U-lation, Sit-U-ation.
>
> I-vor yMan-U-el: A 50s/60s Welsh singer who owned a very expensively-bound
> handbook.
>
> Used to appear on Gwlad y Gan on the BBC.
Nat-U-rally.
Proced-U-ral.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040B94...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congratulations!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > > > >
> > > > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> > > >
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440550A0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
A U-Pun and shut case??
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
U-Reaka!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040B94...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congratulations!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > > > >
> > > > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> > > >
> > > > Cop-U-late.
> > > >
> > > "Officer, you have failed to arrive in time to deal with the crime which
> has
> > > just been committed."
> >
> > Lettuce U-night for world Peace!
> >
> > We need world U-ni-T!
> >
> We need a world U-ni-Selector. They really motor!
>
> http://www.lightstraw.co.uk/bletchley/colossus/uni1.html
Universe: College for poets and musicians.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440550A0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
Tim Bruening
nemo
EPed U-ral!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440559AE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040B94...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congratulations!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > > > >
> > > > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> > > >
> > > > Cop-U-late.
> > > >
> > > "Officer, you have failed to arrive in time to deal with the crime which
> has
> > > just been committed."
> >
> > Lettuce U-night for world Peace!
> >
> > We need world U-ni-T!
> >
> We need a world U-ni-Selector. They really motor!
>
> http://www.lightstraw.co.uk/bletchley/colossus/uni1.html
Act-U-8.
U-4-Ria.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440550A0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
U-Reaka!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440559AE...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040B94...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > >
> > > > > >
> > > > > > nemo wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congratulations!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > > > >
> > > > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> > > >
> > > > Cop-U-late.
> > > >
> > > "Officer, you have failed to arrive in time to deal with the crime which
> has
> > > just been committed."
> >
> > Lettuce U-night for world Peace!
> >
> > We need world U-ni-T!
> >
> We need a world U-ni-Selector. They really motor!
>
> http://www.lightstraw.co.uk/bletchley/colossus/uni1.html
Universe: College for poets and musicians.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:440550A0...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44037F18...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > nemo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > > news:43D731BA...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > >
> > > > > Format: In favor of floor coverings.
> > > > >
> > > > > Forum: In favor of Bircardi.
> > > > >
> > > > > Proceed: In favor of farming.
> > > > >
> > > > > Procreate: Against evolution.
> > > > >
> > > > > Profound: We found an expert!
> > > >
> > > > Congratulations!
> > > >
> > > > Congrat-U-lations?
> > >
> > > U-Boat: Submarine full of sheep!
> >
nemo
With Ang Harry Yard Reece. Loverly girl. Sweet face.
She ended up as 1/3 of a general-purpose backing group for pop bands etc. So
much for Harry Tage!
When I was working as a Traffic Warrior all those years ago and we got a
Welsh occifer in charge inflicted on us, I did a cartoon entitled "We'll
Keep a Welcome in the Hillside" and put it on the wall.
Fine, you might think, but she didn't! It showed someone walking through a
valley with a canon sticking out of a dirty great trapdoor in a mountain
pointing right at them. She didn't like it much.
She didn't like it much when I was having salad sandwiches one lunch time
and she sort of looked and |I opened a sandwich and said, "Look, Mrs.
Daniels. There's leeks in there. See? I'm not prejudiced!"
Not a titter! Totally titterless she was.
Thanks Evans I'm outa there! - and work in general!
:o)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!
Tim Bruening
Nemo
> Have U ever been to U-reaka, CA?
9. It's 2 far away. I'm quite happy here in London with my free
flat/apartment and my free money coming in and my free travel pass!! (Gloat
gloat!)