December 8 Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Chorus: Singing Russians.
> >
> > Clocker: Time keeping dog.
> >
> > Cinnabar: Where the bad people drink.
> >
> > Cinema: Movie mom.
> >
> > Cracker: A crazy dog.
> >
> > Cramer: Ocean of super computers.
> >
> > Croaker: Frog dog.
> >
> > Croaker: Black bird dog.
> >
> > Croaking: Frog king.
> >
> > Croaking: King of black birds.
> >
> > Crocus: Swearing black bird.
> >
> > Cropper: Price of food plants.
> >
> > Curie: Radioactive dog.
> >
> > Fading: Bell getting harder to see.
> >
> > Grading: Bell teacher.
> >
> > Grading: Grey bell.
> >
> > Hippo campus: Where hippopotamuses go to college.
> >
> > Leading: Ruler of the bells.
> >
> > Shading: Bell out of the sun.
>
> Dingus: An Aussie's wringing willie!
D. Flate: Demon that flattens balloons and tires.
D. Flat: Musical demon.
D. Hydrate: Demon that causes thirst.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > news:10ktmib...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
me..was a
> > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > >
> > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and
went ohm.
> >
> > Re-Volt!
>
> Aha! It's a regiment of Army Ants charging up a battery again!
Fire Ants: Ants that put out fires.
Firearms: Burning upper limbs.
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
>
> Surcoat: Knight of cold weather clothing.
>
> Surcease: Knight of making things stop.
Ovacoat: An item of clothing that keeps eggs warm.
Wastecoat: An item of clothing that cost far, far too much..
Tim Bruening
dougal wrote:
> On Sun, 28 Mar 2004 17:40:56 +1000, "Pollywolly" <po...@atjfaq.com>
> wrote:
>
> >> I watched one of those blooper shows once. The best bit was a
Aussie
> >> game show host who mistakenly asked a male contestant if he had a
> >> boyfriend. The contestant replied "No, but I am gay". <audience
> >> laughs>
> >
> >Was the game show studio based in 'Seedney'?
>
> Don't think so. The contestants weren't dragging their knuckles.
Contestants: Ants who oppose exams.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:417745BD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Advertising: Singing commercials.
> > > >
> > > > Advert: Plus green.
> > > >
> > > > Convert: Against green.
> > > >
> > > > Cavity: Tea that rots your teeth.
> > > >
> > > > Censor: Knight who enforces political correctness.
> > > >
> > > > Divert: To color something green.
> > > >
> > > > Pervert: Price of a Green Party member.
> > > >
> > > > Subvert: Mermaids in the Green Party.
> > >
> > > Terre Verte: Artist who's also a very jealous violent extremist.
> > >
> > > http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=terre-verte
> >
> > Extremist: Radical fog.
> >
> Terrierist: Radical dog.
Alchemist: Witchy fog.
Chemist: Smog.
Taxidermist: Fog comprised of animal skin.
nemo
Hydrate: The speed at which Doctor Jekkyl changed into the monster after
drinking his potion.
nemo
Firedogs: Hot feet!
nemo
They clone them with unarmed wombats around there?
nemo
(wearily)
. . or of cab drivers' skins.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:425A2254...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:10ktmib...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
> > me..was a
> > > > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > > > >
> > > > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and
> > went ohm.
> > > >
> > > > Re-Volt!
> > >
> > > Aha! It's a regiment of Army Ants charging up a battery again!
> >
> > Fire Ants: Ants that put out fires.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning upper limbs.
>
> Firedogs: Hot feet!
Why are they feet?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Banding: To prohibit bells.
> >
> > Chicane: Cane used by a chicken or a young woman.
> >
> > Chipper: Price of a small piece of wood.
> >
> > Choker: Dog who strangles people.
> >
> > Chopper: Price of a piece of bony pork.
>
> How many idiots think of their willies as bony pork when they get Anna
> Rection when the thing's actually hydraulic?!!
I don't know.
nemo
Because they're on the distant ends of people's legs!
Dogs for feet is a fairly common aMerkin expression which originated as
Jarhead slang!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jarhead
nemo
Errrr. Three-hundred and twenty-seven and a half.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:425A2254...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:10ktmib...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
> > me..was a
> > > > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > > > >
> > > > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and
> > went ohm.
> > > >
> > > > Re-Volt!
> > >
> > > Aha! It's a regiment of Army Ants charging up a battery again!
> >
> > Fire Ants: Ants that put out fires.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning upper limbs.
>
> Firedogs: Hot feet!
Why are they feet?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:425A2254...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:10ktmib...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
> > me..was a
> > > > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > > > >
> > > > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and
> > went ohm.
> > > >
> > > > Re-Volt!
> > >
> > > Aha! It's a regiment of Army Ants charging up a battery again!
> >
> > Fire Ants: Ants that put out fires.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning upper limbs.
>
> Firedogs: Hot feet!
Why are they feet?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:425A2254...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:10ktmib...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
> > me..was a
> > > > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > > > >
> > > > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and
> > went ohm.
> > > >
> > > > Re-Volt!
> > >
> > > Aha! It's a regiment of Army Ants charging up a battery again!
> >
> > Fire Ants: Ants that put out fires.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning upper limbs.
>
> Firedogs: Hot feet!
Why are they feet?
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:425A2254...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > > > news:10ktmib...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
> > me..was a
> > > > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > > > >
> > > > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and
> > went ohm.
> > > >
> > > > Re-Volt!
> > >
> > > Aha! It's a regiment of Army Ants charging up a battery again!
> >
> > Fire Ants: Ants that put out fires.
> >
> > Firearms: Burning upper limbs.
>
> Firedogs: Hot feet!
Why are they feet?