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Tim Bruening
Sep 8, 2005, 3:02:30 AM9/8/05
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Conduction: Against becoming a duck.
Reduction: To become a duck again.
Subtraction: How a sub pushes off against the ground.
Duct Tape: Used to tape together broken ducks.
Duct Tape: Recording of duck calls.
Tim Bruening
Sep 8, 2005, 3:12:02 AM9/8/05
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Daisy: Ocean of flowers.
Derby: Apine car or horse race.
Despair: Two D-Pressed demons.
Destroy: Demon brings down buildings.
Develop: Demon builder.
Tim Bruening
Sep 9, 2006, 1:31:20 AM9/9/06
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Tim Bruening
Sep 9, 2006, 1:31:52 AM9/9/06
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Admission: Religious advertising.
Admit: Put on a glove.
Bar Mitzvah: Jewish glove coming of age.
Commission: A church on the Internet.
Commit: A command to a glove to approach you.
Tim Bruening
Sep 9, 2006, 1:32:54 AM9/9/06
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Contem-Plate: A dish that induces deep thought.
Emission: A dirty church.
Emit: Dirty glove.
Hermit: Female glove.
Kermit: Green hopping glove.
Kissmit: Glove in love.
Tim Bruening
Sep 9, 2006, 1:35:20 AM9/9/06
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Contract: Criminal railroad.
Retract: To go on the train again.
Subtract: What subway trains run on.
Subtract: A train underwater.
Distract: A train that diverts your attention.
Tim Bruening
Sep 9, 2006, 1:36:51 AM9/9/06
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nemo
Sep 9, 2006, 11:14:10 AM9/9/06
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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nemo
Sep 9, 2006, 11:15:42 AM9/9/06
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news:450252F2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...Makers UK Ltd again!
Tim Bruening
Mar 18, 2010, 12:21:26 AM3/18/10
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Nemo
Mar 18, 2010, 9:20:02 AM3/18/10
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Hmmmm. Makers UK Ltd again!
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