20 August Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > David Reihmer wrote:
> >
> > > In article <41411d50$0$1966$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au>,
> > > "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnet.XCAPScom.au> wrote:
> > >
> > > > KIMEVANS wrote:
> > > > > "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> > > > > news:9rt0k0hm6vqe5nrul...@4ax.com...
> > > > >> On Thu, 09 Sep 2004 12:26:55 GMT, "KIMEVANS"
> <kime...@bigpond.com>
> > > > >> found these unused words floating about:
> > > > >>
> > > > >>>
> > > > >>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > > >>> news:HrX%c.1910$v93....@fe1.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> > > > >>>> Equivocation: The dedicated and lifelong online study of
> the
> > > > >>>> things archers keep their arrows in.
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>>> I know it's bowlocks and a flight of fancy but who cares?
> Just
> > > > >>>> string along with me for now.
> > > > >>>>
> > > > >>> I'm starting to think you should be shafted:-)
> > > > >>>
> > > > >> He is a bit flighty.
> > > > >>
> > > > >
> > > > > and bow legged
> > > >
> > > > I don't know how you can draw these conclusions..it's a lot of
> bullseye
> > > > think.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > That's open to interpolation.
> > > --
> >
> > At the North or South Pole?
> >
> > Bipolar: Mentality ill Santa.
>
> Field Defect: Someone's chucked Sodium Chlorate all over the soil!!!
>
> That'll rattle ECHELON, that will. It's what the IRA used to use mixed
> with
> the world famous "other chemical" to explode people by bang!
Salt Peter: Man with the magic talent of detonating salt.
Tim Bruening
Drumming: A percussion Chinese vase.
Goal Lee: Korean who guards the goal.
Pale Line: White Chinese.
Pail Ling: Chinese water container.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> >
> > > I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it as
> >
> > > the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
> > babies
> > > know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
> > school
> > > was for adults!
> >
> > I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
> > fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!
> >
> > Kaiser: German knight.
>
> Would Dolly Parton have gone in for breast-feeding??
Parton: Heavy golfer.
Tim Bruening
Quietly: Be quiet, Lee! This is a library!
Rivet: Warrior river.
Rouser: Knight who wakes people up.
Rouser: Knight who makes trouible, and has to be thrown out by the
Boun-Ser.
Stylize: Fibs about clothing.
Vaulty: Tea in a bank safe.
Tim Bruening
Sheila Dundee wrote:
> My new bf is charming, but he dresses like a cowboy - in way-out
vests.
What happened to the bf landscaper who wanted you to grown and mown?
Charming: Magical vase.
Charmer: Magical ocean.
Tim Bruening
"Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> "KIMEVANS" <kime...@bigpond.com> wrote in message
> news:aN6Ac.31173$sj4....@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
> > can any of you suggest a good name for a large container which will
hold
> > several thousand gallons of fresh rainwater???
> >
> > Tanks in advance
> >
> > ke
> I suppose we could pond the pavement in search of a name, but water
bout a
> tank?
Isn't going about in a tank a bit extreme? After all, this isn't Iraq!
Tanking: King in the military.
Tim Bruening
Antonym: Ant who reverses word meanings.
Autocrat: Car dictator.
Automaton: Car robot.
Avatar: One vat of road building material.
Blatant: A very obvious ant.
Button: 2,000 lb arse.
Tim Bruening
Clumsy: Ocean that stumbles.
Deduct: Demonic water fowl.
Expedient: Ant that does what is easiest.
Faulty: Defective tea.
Faulty: Earth shaking tea.
Tim Bruening
Mitigate: External portal festooooned with gloves.
Imitation: Pointing out an Indian glove manufacturer.
Remit Again: Sad WW2 Song by Vera Lynn.
Obligate: Gate that makes you perform.
Tim Bruening
"J. A. Mc." wrote:
> On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 21:20:09 GMT, "Cybe R. Wizard"
> <Cybe_R_Wizard@WizardsTower> found these unused words floating about:
>
> >On Fri, 26 Mar 2004 10:12:46 -0800
> >"Jenni Saqua" <mara...@spam.netscape.net> wrote:
> >
> >> "Sheila Dundee" <Co...@optusnetXCAPS.com.au> wrote in message
> >> news:4063d2c3$0$31901$afc3...@news.optusnet.com.au...
> >> > "J. A. Mc." <jaS...@gbr.online.com> wrote in message
> >> > news:t2e660trutf2lckbp...@4ax.com
> >> > > On Thu, 25 Mar 2004 10:27:42 -0800, "Jenni Saqua"
> >> > > <mara...@spam.netscape.net> found these unused words floating
> >> > > about:
> >> > >
> >> > >> "artyw" <art...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> > >> news:fcd1f4e4.04032...@posting.google.com...
> >> > >>> David Reihmer <sim...@mindspring.com> wrote in message
> >> > >> news:<simwah-300AB6....@netnews.comcast.net>...
> >> > >>>>> That Methodist been tried before.
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>>> I call it buddysm.
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>> And if they protestant, we'll just muzzle 'em.
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>> Do you only muzzle 'em if they act like shiites?
> >> > >>>>> btw I am a bit of a Seven Day Adventuress myself and I find
I
> >> > >>>>> have mass appeal!
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>>
> >> > >>>>
> >> > >>>> Are you suggesting you like a few men a night?
> >> > >>>
> >> > >>> If they are Brethren down her neck
> >> > >>>
> >> > >> Hey, watch it~ She may be a bit unOrthodox, but she's a
laity!
> >> > >>
> >> > > While she's known to go 'Dutch" ... Reformed, never!
> >> >
> >> > You're rite....I even do it while Eden an apple!!
> >> >
> >> >
> >> Careful, someone might think you're jenni'sis. ;-)
> >>
> >You know what that'll do to Ron or me?
> >
> Nothing, as long as you follow the good book by the Numbers.
Bible: To purchase a male bovine.
X-Haust: Haust that got tired.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> > Happy Palm Sunday eve.
> >
>
> Eve was long gone by the time Yossel came along!
>
> Here's a nice idea for Easter . . .
>
> How about a Psalm Punday??
Easter: Electronic jail.
Easter: Electronic mixing bowl.
Lefty: Communist beverage.
Tim Bruening
Castigating: Bell that criticizes people vilely.
Cheating: Bell that violates the rules.
Deserting: Bell that goes AWOL.
Doubting: Uncertain bell.
nemo
Nope. Something closer to home. I ain't sayin what though.
Salt petre is the oxidiser in Gump Howder. Ask Tom Hanks.
nemo
And Country singer - both of them!
nemo
MacDonald Obli: Used to perform as a BBC announcer in the 50s.
nemo
Haust: Being in the saddle.
Unhaust: You've fell off!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Hallucin-Nate: A delusional man.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EB1E97...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it
> as
> > > >
> > > > > the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
> > > > babies
> > > > > know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
> > > > school
> > > > > was for adults!
> > > >
> > > > I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
> > > > fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!
> > > >
> > > > Kaiser: German knight.
> > >
> > > Would Dolly Parton have gone in for breast-feeding??
> >
> > Parton: Heavy golfer.
>
> And Country singer - both of them!
Desig-Nate: A man who makes signs and assignments.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Ordin-Nate: Graph making man.
nemo
The dictionary definition of a board on a pole with "No Donkeys Allowed"
written on it:
Assignment.
nemo
nemo
>
Inn e-Brie ate: Where the dumpling-shaped child-author in Neighbours eats
and gets drunk.
nemo
Book Title: "Chemically-Induced Hallucinations" by Ellis Dee.
Owzar?
nemo
Corbel: A ringing vaulted roof in a barn where amazed male bovines are kept.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EB1E97...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it
> as
> > > >
> > > > > the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
> > > > babies
> > > > > know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
> > > > school
> > > > > was for adults!
> > > >
> > > > I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
> > > > fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!
> > > >
> > > > Kaiser: German knight.
> > >
> > > Would Dolly Parton have gone in for breast-feeding??
> >
> > Parton: Heavy golfer.
>
> And Country singer - both of them!
Desig-Nate: A man who makes signs and assignments.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Ordin-Nate: Graph making man.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44E8EA80...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EB1E97...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it
> as
> > > >
> > > > > the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
> > > > babies
> > > > > know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
> > > > school
> > > > > was for adults!
> > > >
> > > > I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
> > > > fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!
> > > >
> > > > Kaiser: German knight.
> > >
> > > Would Dolly Parton have gone in for breast-feeding??
> >
> > Parton: Heavy golfer.
>
> And Country singer - both of them!
Desig-Nate: A man who makes signs and assignments.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
Hallucin-Nate: A delusional man.
nemo
They should bring back Corporal Punishment and give her fifty lushes!
nemo
If he wants to be completely accurate, you'll have to wait an inordinately
long time!
Ord Nance Survey. UK Institution that makes gay maps!
nemo
I used to be a signwriter.
I did nameplates for a lot of the GPO management which made me a swinewriter
as well!
nemo
A delusional man: A man who's fallen off his very small sled and is sliding
down the snowy slope on his bum and in his all-over condom outfit!
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
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> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EB1E97...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it
> as
> > > >
> > > > > the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
> > > > babies
> > > > > know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
> > > > school
> > > > > was for adults!
> > > >
> > > > I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
> > > > fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!
> > > >
> > > > Kaiser: German knight.
> > >
> > > Would Dolly Parton have gone in for breast-feeding??
> >
> > Parton: Heavy golfer.
>
> And Country singer - both of them!
Desig-Nate: A man who makes signs and assignments.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:44E8EA80...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:42EB1E97...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Nehmo Sergheyev wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > I saw a building next the Medical Center with a sign identifying it
> as
> > > >
> > > > > the Nursing School. I saw nothing wrong with this until I learned
> > > > babies
> > > > > know how to nurse without being taught. And worse than that, this
> > > > school
> > > > > was for adults!
> > > >
> > > > I've often seen ads for Baby Sales, and seen Rash Doors at Kaiser. In
> > > > fact, there is a baby sale going on this week!
> > > >
> > > > Kaiser: German knight.
> > >
> > > Would Dolly Parton have gone in for breast-feeding??
> >
> > Parton: Heavy golfer.
>
> And Country singer - both of them!
Desig-Nate: A man who makes signs and assignments.