3 October Puns
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:40014B91...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rumble: Druken male cow.
>
> Tumble: Male cow with stomach(s) ache.
>
> Bumble: Male cow with sore arse/ass.
>
> Fumble: Male cow who's very clumsy.
>
> Humble: Male cow who'd like to be moo-sickle but can't remember the words -
> or who stinks!.
>
> Scumble: Male cow who's intensly disliked.
Grumble: Complaining bull.
Amble: Bull just walking along.
Scramble: Fast bull.
Compatible: Friendly bull.
Compatible: Electronic bull.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4192FB24...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Slicing: Singing butcher knife.
> >
> > Stirring: Ring that rotates.
> >
> > Macing: Singing in the 5th month of the year.
> >
> > Macy: Ocean in the 5th month of the year.
>
> Macedonia: Ancient bread mixture flavoured with nutmeg husks in the
> vicinity.
Vicinity: Tea drunk nearby.
Deliberate: To free demons.
nemo
Totally false, inaccurate techie-speak used in films: Electonic bull!
nemo
. . . all together now . . . .
On porpoise?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Deliberate: How much a private Roman library with an Afro-Carribean working
on reception charges for books