December 7 Puns
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Amity: Friendly glove.
Amityville: Town of friendly gloves.
Amityville Horror: Said town gets attack by monsters.
Anonymity: Nameless glove.
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Comity: Funny glove.
Commit: Computer glove.
Commitment: A glove makes a promise.
Committee: Glove meeting.
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Intermittent: Glove that appears on and off.
Intromit: Glove match maker.
Kermit: Frog's glove.
Limit: Circumcised glove.
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Mitigate: Glove worn by a portal in a fence.
Mitigator: Glove worn by an alligator.
Mitering Glove bell.
Miting: Another glove bell.
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Permit: Price of a glove.
Permit: License to wear a glove.
Permitting: Price of a glove bell.
Primitive: Low tech glove.
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Creamitory: Where gloves are burned.
Promitory: British Conservative gloves dance.
Proximity: Glove nearby.
Remit: Put on the glove again.
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:425A2254...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > "Frank A. Rosenbaum" wrote:
> >
> > > "Michael Balarama" <mba...@ev1.net> wrote in message
> > > news:10ktmib...@corp.supernews.com...
> > > > at church two people from the electric company sat next to
me..was a
> > > > shocking experience...nearly blew a fuse.
> > >
> > > I presume that they volted as soon as the service was over and
went ohm.
> >
> > Re-Volt!
>
> Aha! It's a regiment of Army Ants charging up a battery again!
Fire Ants: Ants that put out fires.
Firearms: Burning upper limbs.
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Ann Nex: Woman who seeks to conquer.
Asking: King of backsides.
Awaking: King of Travel Agents.
Banking: Explosives expert.
Biking: A gay monarch.
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Mitosis: Glove worn by reproducing cells.
Mitred: Communist glove.
Mitring: Another glove bell, or telephone glove, or glove for a finger.
Nimitz: Navel glove.
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Remittance: Glove payment.
Remitting: Put on the musical glove again.
Smitten: Glove in love.
Summit: Glove on a mountain top.
Summit: Another mathematician's glove.
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Submit: Glove under water or underground.
Submit: Glove that gives in.
Transmit: Transgender glove.
Transmitting: Musical transgender glove.
Unanimity: All the gloves agree.
Unremitting: Another glove that doesn't give up.
Vomit: Regurgitated glove.
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Walter Mittee: A wet glove salesman.
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fingers, not ten.
Mitfords: A family of wet British gloves many of whom were nazi
sympathisers!!!!
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(n.) A little one; -- used as a term of endearment.
I would have thought that a very small person would have enough to put up
with without being turned into a ruminant of the family Cervidę as well!
Cervidę: A knight who's always on the lookout.
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Mithology: The study of 3D pivtures of gloves taken using LASERSs.
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menstrual cycle.
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Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
How does a glove hold a laser?
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The piCtures were taken OF the gloves, WITH the LASERs.
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nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:457A4232...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:4578F005...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > Cemitary: Where gloves are buried.
> > > >
> > > > Creamitory: Where gloves are burned.
> > > >
> > > > Promitory: British Conservative gloves dance.
> > > >
> > > > Proximity: Glove nearby.
> > > >
> > > > Remit: Put on the glove again.
> > > >
> > >
> > > Mithology: The study of 3D pivtures of gloves taken using LASERSs.
> >
> > How does a glove hold a laser?
>
> The piCtures were taken OF the gloves, WITH the LASERs.
I use a digital camera.