Re: 05/10/20 Puns
Tim Bruening
"Keith E." wrote:
> Wed, 28 Apr 2004 00:31:28 -0700 was a day just like any other,
> until Larry Krzewinski <Feerles...@madmagazine.com> wrote:
> >On Wed, 28 Apr 2004 02:55:42 GMT, Keith E. <i.m....@aol.com> wrote:
> >
> >>>>>>>>>Don't get sniffy with me, young man!
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Don't worry, I keep nose plugs with me at all times.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>You might just want to trim your nose hair once it gets that thick,
> >>>>>>>Keith.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>I tried, but it objected.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>So that's where your handlebar mustache came from!
> >>>>
> >>>>No, that came off a bicycle. It's just a realistic paint job.
> >>>
> >>>I thought the red handlebar grips with the multicolored streamers were
> >>>a bit much, though.
> >>
> >>They aren't streamers, they're snot wicks. They work kinda like
> >>those fancy clothes that wick sweat from your body.
> >
> >That'll make you popular with the ladies!
>
> They want me for my classy ways.
Fishing: Singing sea life.
Barby: Apine in jail, or drunk, or practicing law.
Tim Bruening
Sub aerial: Underwater antenna.
Subbranch: Part of an underwater tree.
Subbreed: Specials of submarine.
Subcabinet: Part of the merperson government.
Subclan: Tribe of merpeople.
nemo
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Why is he practicing law. Hasn't he got it right yet?
nemo
Subcutaneous: A pretty mermaid's R-sole?
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Practicing medicine. One spoonful and you'll happily play scales on your
piano all day!
nemo
Clan? Shirley them makes em lochpeople!
Therrrrrre's notta lochapeople ken that!
Tim Bruening
Tim Bruening
nemo
Innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn - the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia,
In the shade of the lone apine! . . .
They must be real beehemoths down there!
Nemo.
In 2007, my retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
nemo
Another one already? There'll be inter knee sign battles going on soon!