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Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2008, 3:32:57 AM3/24/08
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nemo wrote:

> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
> news:40670a71$0$3902$45be...@newscene.com...
> >
> > So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> said:
> > >Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
> message
> > >news:406039c2$0$50541$45be...@newscene.com...
> > >
> > >> >Trouble is: If you post bee puns that are so terribly bad they make
> > >> >people commit suicide in droves, they beecome Beepuns of Mass
> > >> >Destruction.
> > >>
> > >> If you could entice one into some intestinal food with chemical
> > >> attractants, you'd have a bee leaving in cooked up entrail agents.
> > >
> > >Ullo. Somebody's read Hellstrom's Hive! - written by a very Frank
> Herbert!
> >
> > You mean I've been plagued, you're rised?
>
> Better than bathing in ass's milk and drowning coz it's pasteurized!

BB: A Bee-Gun.

BBQ: Line of broiled apines.

BC: Ancient bee ocean.

BD: Apine ornament.

BJ: Apine oral sex.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2008, 3:37:55 AM3/24/08
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Subclass: Takes place in a fish school.

Sub-cloud car: Car lowered from a blimp below the clouds to allow
observation of the ground.

Subclover: Underwater flower.

Subcoat: Worn by mermaids in cold water.

nemo

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Mar 24, 2008, 1:40:51 PM3/24/08
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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"Boo! Bees!!": Dolly Parton surprising a hive-full of apines with her brest
features!


nemo

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Mar 24, 2008, 1:40:53 PM3/24/08
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Are Subcoats manufactured on a large scale?


Tim Bruening

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Mar 25, 2008, 2:21:19 AM3/25/08
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nemo wrote:

BM: Bee shit.

BN: Spanish bee saying its fine.

BO: Stinky bee.

BP: Oil bee.

BS: More bee shit.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 24, 2009, 2:19:46 AM3/24/09
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Tim Bruening

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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Mermaids in hot water probably wear red faces while they're being told off
by their bosses.


nemo

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Mar 26, 2009, 5:03:17 PM3/26/09
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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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A Vegan with a code in der head?

> BBQ: Line of broiled apines.

It was originally
___
BQ

Bar-B-Q. A cattle brand.

Tefal, Hotpoint etc.: Kettle brands!

> BC: Ancient bee ocean.
>
> BD: Apine ornament.
>
> BJ: Apine oral sex.

They ain't got mouths, they got rostra!

Fear of bees' front alimentary appendages: Rostraphobia!

Tim Bruening

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Tim Bruening

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Apr 13, 2009, 4:43:03 PM4/13/09
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nemo wrote:

> Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in message
> news:40670a71$0$3902$45be...@newscene.com...
> >
> > So then "nemo" <ne...@naughtylass2.wet> said:
> > >Milton J. Smuthworthy, I <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com> wrote in
> message
> > >news:406039c2$0$50541$45be...@newscene.com...
> > >
> > >> >Trouble is: If you post bee puns that are so terribly bad they make
> > >> >people commit suicide in droves, they beecome Beepuns of Mass
> > >> >Destruction.
> > >>
> > >> If you could entice one into some intestinal food with chemical
> > >> attractants, you'd have a bee leaving in cooked up entrail agents.
> > >
> > >Ullo. Somebody's read Hellstrom's Hive! - written by a very Frank
> Herbert!
> >
> > You mean I've been plagued, you're rised?
>
> Better than bathing in ass's milk and drowning coz it's pasteurized!

BB: A Bee-Gun.

BBQ: Line of broiled apines.

BC: Ancient bee ocean.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Das Boot: Vass yaw get in ze tookas iff yaww do not gettingk zoze torpedos
loadedt a bit faster!!

Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz
down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! -
Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down! - Hentz up! - Hentz down!

Ven vee take prisonerss, ve like zem fit!

(Spike Milligan.)

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Variable prostitute: "It's no sex oral sex with me!"


Tim Bruening

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nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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BN: Chicken that eats apines!


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nemo wrote:

BM: Bee shit.

Tim Bruening

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