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Tim Bruening

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Mar 9, 2008, 7:40:31 AM3/9/08
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Seeking: Ruler of the 7 Seas.

Seeking: King who searches.

Seeking: Observe the male monarch.

Shaking: Vibrating king.

Shaking: Powerful king.

Shaking: King of earthquakes.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 9, 2008, 7:40:34 AM3/9/08
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Sinking: Drowning king.

Stinking: Bad smelling king.

Taking: King who steals.

Tanking: King in the Army.

Tim Bruening

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Mar 9, 2008, 7:40:38 AM3/9/08
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nemo wrote:

> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:412D4246...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > Rumba: Drunken dancing sheep.
> >
> > Shopper: Price of a grocery store.
>
> Greengrocer: Shop owner who's jealous of his competitor's low overheads and
> therefore, lower prices.
>
> Foxtrot: A highly skilled dance often performed by Fred Astaire and Ginger
> Rogers.
>
> Oxtrot: You're average couple's attempt at same.

East Coast Swing: Playground equipment near the Atlantic.

Atlantic: Very wet parasite.

Tim Bruening

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Snipping: Another cutting bell.

Stumping: Bell at a chopped down tree.

Tainting: Another rotten bell.

Tapping: Bell that hits softly with a finger.

Tending: 10 bells.

Tim Bruening

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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Sherman: Serious talk on the morals of tank warfare given by a priest with
the same speech defect as Tony Benn.

nemo

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"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
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I use flour when I bake quakes. Using earth would make them orribule-tasting
and the bits of gravel would break your teeth.


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