4/5 Puns
Tim Bruening
Amityville: Village of evil gloves.
Anneal: Woman on her knees.
Annoy: Obnoxious woman.
Annual: Woman who comes once a year.
Annul: Woman who nullifies marriages.
Tim Bruening
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:425244B2...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:424E6046...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > >
> > > > shelly <scouv...@bluemarble.net> wrote in message
> > > > news:<Pine.BSF.4.56.04...@tesla.bluemarble.net>...
> > > > > on 2004-10-14 at 05:05 <vija...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > >It's my pleasure to stretch it longer!
> > > > >
> > > > > won't *somebody* think of the kittens?
> > > >
> > > > Kitten: The 10th do it yourself package.
> > >
> > > You can trip over these if you go out on a moggie day!
> >
> > Tool Kit: Cat that carries tools.
> >
> Most workmen use belts made of saddle-leather these days. They think having
> all those various tools at the ready in the proximity of their wedding
> tackle makes 'em look dead butch, ducky!
Proximity: Glove near by.
Primitive: Low tech glove.
Tim Bruening
nemo
There's a thing! I had a boss up the Post Orifice Tower once called Annul
Dja! Not a bad bloke for a GPO/POC manager.
That was when I used to sit out on the 22nd floor lunch times eating my
sandwiches with my feet dangling over the edge - until a little old lady
around 300 feet below spotted me and panicked, thinking I was a suicide. :o)
http://www.urban75.org/london/images/telecom.jpg
Floor 22, or T22 as they called it** is the one at the top of the section
with windows where the aerial galleries begin.
** Well we were all Civil Servants in those days, renowned for drinking
gallons of the stuff!
I can post a photo looking straight down from the aerial galleries if yer
like.
Say the word and I'll bung it on a.b.clip-art. You'll get vertigo just
looking at it!
I wish I could get up there and take the same picture again with my ultra
why dangle lens - 10 to 20mm. It'd look even more terrifying then!
What did Alfred Hitchcock say as he neared the ground after jumping from off
of the Post Orifice Tower?
"Not Vertigo now!"
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8060563.stm
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8060563.stm
nemo
Wee vaderr! Wee vaderr!