4 Squared, 3 Squared Puns

[Tim Bruening]

Steve Siegfried wrote:

> Folks,
>
> No intro today.
>
> And on that "Because it's Monday, Silly, that's why not" thought,
> Ziggy's Joke o' the day was sent in by AnnE (who, if I've told you
> once, I've told you at least a 100 times, _isn't_ Anne):
>
> While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a
> roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal,
> they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When
> leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on
> the table. And, she didn't miss them until after they had
> been driving about twenty minutes.
>
> By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite
> a distance before they could find a place to turn around in
> order to return to the restaurant to retrieve her glasses.
>
> All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic
> grouchy old man. He fussed and complained and scolded his
> wife relentlessly during the entire return drive.
>
> The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He
> just wouldn't let up one minute.
>
> To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As
> the woman got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve
> her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her, "While you're in
> there, you might as well get my hat."

Buddy: Friendly flower demon.

Burgundy: Wine demon.

Evacu-8: 8 people flee.

Giddy: Joyful demon.

Goldy: Element 79 demon.