MT: A cup with no beverage in it.
nemo wrote:
Shall I M-Brace U?
M possible!
1/6 inch puns?
Old cinema news reel about people understanding how other people feel:
M-Pathé Pictorial!
Nemo
Not for nothing the NUmbo One Punster!
For £2500 actually!
Who's da man?? Who's da man??
nemo wrote:
M-Bellish.
To roast something 1/6 of an inch small: Embroil.
nemo wrote:
I once went to M-merson Junior High.
Bacteri-M, Berylli-M, Bari-M, and Cal-C-M.
nemo wrote:
M-Menate.
And before the Council fitted Combi Boilers, my hot water cylinder had an
E-lectric E-mersion H-E-ter.
M-Bargo: 1/6 inch pub closes down.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> > > >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> > > >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
> > > >>>>>>> should
> > > >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> > > >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
>
> > > >>>>>> mans
> > > >>>>>> name is Rod.
> > > >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
> sort
> > > >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> > > >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did
> it.
> > > >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
> > > >>>> inhaler
> > > >>>> either.
> > > >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one
> nightstand.
> > > >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him
> that I
> > > >> wasn't pulled that way.
> > > >
> > > > You prefer feathers ... ???
> > >
> > > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it
> a
> > > draw?
> >
> > Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
>
> Tablets of stone: Calcium carbonate pills.
Cal-C-M, Curi-M, Heli-M, Lithi-M.
Lithium 'ere you! We ain't gonna go through the whole table of elephants now
are we?!
MT: Full of Empt.
nemo wrote:
O-P-M (M that stones you), Petrole-M, Terbi-M, Terri-M, Titani-M.
Petrus - rock.
Ole - oil.
Olé! - oily Spaniard bullfrighter!
Oil from rock.
Gerani-M - Red flowers
Germani-M - Red Spot Government Surplus transistors.
. . and white spot. They were the RF ones. Went up to a whole
1.5MHz! The red spots were AF ones.
Happy daze!
M-Bow-lism: Blood clot suffered by archers.
nemo wrote:
From Jupiter?
BTW. AF = Audio Frequency; RF = Radio Frequency.
They had no type numbers - just the spots - and were available from Proops
Brothers in Tottenham Court Road. They were fairly expensive and there was
quite a demand from electronic hobbyists who were eager to try them out.
Many years ago Proops also had those neon trigger tubes that were later used
in nuclear weapons and caused alarm when the so-called authorities found
that some teyrrrrrrrrrrrrsts had got hold of some from the Russsians.
Then kits came out for two-transistor radios using a reflex circuit where
the RF transistor amplified at RF and again at AF giving the equivalent of
three transistors.
You listened through headphones, but some of the kits use a balanced
armature transducer from the old tank headphones - the chunky ones with a
wire headband with a bit of canvas webbing. These were just about sensitive
enough to serve as loudspeakers.
Proops are still going strong BTW. Not so much Army Surplus stuff on sale
though.
Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
nemo wrote:
Rubi-D-M.
IRA-dium . . . . . .
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4407E712...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berryli-M
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4407E712...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once went to M-merson Junior High.
Who is this guy Liam who you want to bury, then.
Was that total M-merson or did they just wet your head?
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4407F8F7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41539ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > >
> > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > >
> > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > >
> > > Redwood: Very tall Communist trees.
> > >
> > > Readwood: A book.
> > >
> > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > Moore.
> >
> > Hornbeam: Light from a luminous trumpet.
>
> Trumpet: Musical domestic animal.
>
Euphonium: Smell for a counterfeit female sheep.
Euphoni-M?
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:44090EC8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Who is this guy Liam who you want to bury, then.
<serious>
NEVER open RF power transistors. Many contain Berrylium Oxide dust which is
astonishingly carcenogenic. If you get it into your lungs you can be dead in
a couple of months.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:438B994A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > M-Puns: A-Tree-M (one tree with M shaped fruits), Curi-M, M-Blem, M-Path
> > (Path that reads emotions), M-Ber (Cold M), Sweet M-mery, Mee-D-M,
> > O-D-M, Po-D-M, Premee-M, Sta-D-M, Ray-D-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.
>
> MT: A cup with no beverage in it.
Shall I M-Brace U?
O-Pun the dooooooooooor, Richard.
Let the M Puns out till the room's MT!
nemo wrote:
Do you watch the M-Me awards?
Never! I'd sooner Emme grate to avoid them!
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43D72E7F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> 1/6 inch puns?
>
> Old cinema news reel about people understanding how other people feel:
> M-Pathé Pictorial!
M-Bellish.
nemo wrote:
I once went to M-merson Junior High.
Bacteri-M, Berylli-M, Bari-M, and Cal-C-M.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43DC0749...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > M-Bellish.
> >
>
> To roast something 1/6 of an inch small: Embroil.
M-Menate.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > >>>>
> > > >>>>>>>> Why did the man take a pencil to bed?
> > > >>>>>>>> To draw the curtains.
> > > >>>>>>> If he had though himself to actually be the curtains, he
> > > >>>>>>> should
> > > >>>>>>> have pulled himself together!
> > > >>>>>> He did, but he draped himself over the bed. By the way, the
>
> > > >>>>>> mans
> > > >>>>>> name is Rod.
> > > >>>>> Did it comforter him to do that, or was it a result of some
> sort
> > > >>>>> of ambi-valence about his purpose in life?
> > > >>>> Well, Sheet, Greg, Ya gotta ask Rod. I was blind when he did
> it.
> > > >>>> Don't forget to take your pill, Oh, also don't forget your
> > > >>>> inhaler
> > > >>>> either.
> > > >>> Do you two have a room? I'm hearing shades of a one
> nightstand.
> > > >> No, we don't. He wanted to roller in the hay, but I told him
> that I
> > > >> wasn't pulled that way.
> > > >
> > > > You prefer feathers ... ???
> > >
> > > Not sure I'm willing to take that thought any feather.... Call it
> a
> > > draw?
> >
> > Pillow: Medicine on the ground.
>
> Tablets of stone: Calcium carbonate pills.
Cal-C-M, Curi-M, Heli-M, Lithi-M.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43FFE3FD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Very definitely MINE!!!!!!! - Hard a-port . . . ! - BANG!!!! Glug - glug -
glug . . . . .
Too late!
Me and my mates at school came up with that one! Dawes, Livingsone,
Theocaris and Evans, and it went round the whole school.
Whole school: Place where they teach digging.
nemo wrote:
Rubi-D-M.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4407E712...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Berryli-M
Lithi-M.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4407E712...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:44040EB3...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > Continu-M.
> > >
> > > Continu-um: Vocalising a song that you don't know the words to.
> >
> > Rubi-D-M.
> >
> Rubi Murray sounded better. Sweet girl - sweet voice.
>
> http://www.rubymurray.org/
>
> IRA-dium . . . . . .
>
> BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once went to M-merson Junior High.
Once? You mean they wouldn't let you in from day two onwards?
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4407F8F7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41539ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > >
> > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > >
> > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > >
> > > Redwood: Very tall Communist trees.
> > >
> > > Readwood: A book.
> > >
> > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > Moore.
> >
> > Hornbeam: Light from a luminous trumpet.
>
> Trumpet: Musical domestic animal.
>
Euphonium: Smell for a counterfeit female sheep.
Euphoni-M?
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:44090EC8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
Who is this guy Liam who you want to bury, then.
Ud OO an I'll I.T. yer!
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:438FF308...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> >
> > nemo wrote:
> >
> > > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > > news:438B994A...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > > M-Puns: A-Tree-M (one tree with M shaped fruits), Curi-M, M-Blem,
> M-Path
> > > > (Path that reads emotions), M-Ber (Cold M), Sweet M-mery, Mee-D-M,
> > > > O-D-M, Po-D-M, Premee-M, Sta-D-M, Ray-D-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.
> > >
> > > MT: A cup with no beverage in it.
> >
> > Shall I M-Brace U?
> >
> U-do and you'll get a zetz in kop. And if that don't stop yer, I'll call
> one!
M-Maciate.
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > >>>>
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43FFE3FD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> MT: Full of Empt.
nemo wrote:
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:4407F8F7...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:41539ED1...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > > Beechwood: Sandy trees.
> > >
> > > Box Elder: What they made gramps casket out of.
> > >
> > > Karl Marx Roses: First Red Roses.
> > >
> > > Redwood: Very tall Communist trees.
> > >
> > > Readwood: A book.
> > >
> > > Statice: Very high ranking flowers.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: Don't want another bite.
> > >
> > > Sycamore: What Valerie Harper said about reuniting with Mary
Tyler
> > > Moore.
> >
> > Hornbeam: Light from a luminous trumpet.
>
> Trumpet: Musical domestic animal.
>
Euphonium: Smell for a counterfeit female sheep.
Euphoni-M?
"Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
news:44090EC8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
>
>
> nemo wrote:
>
> > "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> > news:4407E712...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:4317E2E8...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> >
> > Greg Evans wrote:
> >
> > > J. A. Mc. wrote:
> > > > On Wed, 3 Nov 2004 06:30:51 -0500, "Frank A. Rosenbaum"
> > > >> "Milton J. Smuthworthy, I" <tonworth...@SexMagnet.com>
> wrote
> > > >> in
> > > >>> Then "Frank A. Rosenbaum" says:
> > > >>>> "Greg Evans" <mis...@larkbooks.com> wrote in message
> > > >>>> news:2unehsF...@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >>>>> Frank A. Rosenbaum wrote:
> > > >>>>>> "nemo" <ne...@naughtylust.wet> wrote in message
> > > >>>>>>> Tim Bruening <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in
> message
> > > >>>>
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43FFE3FD...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
nemo wrote:
> "Tim Bruening" <tsbr...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote in message
> news:43D72E7F...@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us...
> > M-Puns: M-Balm, M-Bark (K9 M that sets out to sniff out the truth)
> > M-Bassy (With M diplomats), M-Bed, (Sleeping M), M-Ber (Cold M),
> > M-Blazon, M-Blem, M-Body, M-Boss, M-Brace (Hugging M), M-Broil, M-Bryo
> > (Unborn M), MC, M-Meralds, M-Merita (M that has retired), M-Mery,
> > M-Metic, M-Migrant (M that leaves), M-Missary (M that makes peace),
> > M-Path (Path that reads emotions), M-Pire (Conquering M), M-Ploy (M that
> > hires people), MT (M with nothing), ODM (Very unpopular M that repells
> > people), Po-D-M (Where Ms speak), Premee-M (High quality M), Ray-D-M
> > (Radioactive M), Sta-D-M (Where Ms watch sports), Sympo-C-M (A
> > scientific M conference), TDM (Boring M), Ter-B-M, and U-Rain-Knee-M.
>
> 1/6 inch puns?
>
> Old cinema news reel about people understanding how other people feel:
> M-Pathé Pictorial!
M-Bellish.
Bellish: A lot of your puns!! ;o)
Bellish AB con: The flashing yellow globes on British pedestrian crossings.
Famous tea from India: Dodgy Ealing.
I'm drinking some now while listening to mp3s of 78s of Klezmer music played
by Abe Schwartz and his band with a curry cooking in the kitchen. How's that
for a nice cosmopolitan mixture?!!
Loverly stuff x 3.
Nemoel, Nemoel,
Nemoel, Nemoel,
On Pension Credit and doing quite well!
It's good to be fuyyne in 2009.
I'll try it again in 2010!
Recession? Que'est que c'est recession?
Pretentious? Moi??
Patrick MacNee Z-M?
M.A. Peel?
Linda Thor's son?
Nemo.
In 2007, retirement was heaven,
And it's still quite divine in 2009!
I'd be much better off as a fiddling MP,
But graft and corruption are alien to me!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8109565.stm
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/mps-expenses/