Merry Holidays - ASCII Girl (PG-rated)
Mike Jittlov
James Hartman, Sysop, notes:
>Nice sublims in your signature, BTW.
Brett B. Doehr comments:
>Mike, I found it appropriate that you used your subliminal-reclining-
>female .signature for this occasion, as opposed to your current one,
>which reminds me more of a giant bat. Of course, this only confirms
>all those nasty things that Mr. Ignorant said about you. Shame on
>you, corrupting us innocent net.youths. (Please, give us more.) ;-)}
Well, since you ASCII'd...
%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*\@/*%$%*
X ! X ! X ! X ! X ! X ! X ! X !
O O O O O O O O
Merry Christmas! .
Chappy Channuka! .|,
Divine Divali! -*-
Creative Kwanzaa! '|`
Joyous Solstice! :
Happy Holiday!
Hmm.. <*Inspiration*>
Merry... ...day!...
...Speaking of MERIDAY <*>^<*>
@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@*@
-- A little something for she who taught me what "NIFOC" means
(Nude In Front Of Computer), but didn't realize just how well I
could interface with this medium...
-- And maybe something for those of you who prefer forthright and
honest, readable, typeable, and instantaneously viewable ASCII
pictures - to the covertly encoded typoglyphics of GIF pix...
--<@ A non-GIF Gift, from Me to Thee @>--
(If this is the kind of art you love, then you're gonna love this.
It looks a little exaggerated on the screen - but it prints out
quite beautifully via my HP DeskJet, upon three sheets of paper.
Just composing this, kept me up all night. And also quite warm.)
/''' NOTE: You MUST be 18 or over, to view beyond the ^L stops!
c-OO ---- (Or be able to tap the <space> bar on your keypad.)
\
- =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
The following is this artist's rendition of a Concord, California,
computer genius - who said she was often hassled by her classmates
"for being a horse-geek and book-nerd" back in high school, many
rough years ago.
If they could only see her now...
8888 8888888
888888888888888888888888
8888:::8888888888888888888888888
8888::::::8888888888888888888888888888
88::::::::888:::8888888888888888888888888
88888888::::8:::::::::::88888888888888888888
888 8::888888::::::::::::::::::88888888888 888
88::::88888888::::m::::::::::88888888888 8
888888888888888888:M:::::::::::8888888888888
88888888888888888888::::::::::::M88888888888888
8888888888888888888888:::::::::M8888888888888888
8888888888888888888888:::::::M888888888888888888
8888888888888888::88888::::::M88888888888888888888
88888888888888888:::88888:::::M888888888888888 8888
88888888888888888:::88888::::M::;o*M*o;888888888 88
88888888888888888:::8888:::::M:::::::::::88888888 8
88888888888888888::::88::::::M:;:::::::::::888888888
8888888888888888888:::8::::::M::aAa::::::::M8888888888 8
88 8888888888::88::::8::::M:::::::::::::888888888888888 8888
88 88888888888:::8:::::::::M::::::::::;::88:88888888888888888
8 8888888888888:::::::::::M::"@@@@@@@"::::8w8888888888888888
88888888888:888::::::::::M:::::"@a@":::::M8i888888888888888
8888888888::::88:::::::::M88:::::::::::::M88z88888888888888888
8888888888:::::8:::::::::M88888:::::::::MM888!888888888888888888
888888888:::::8:::::::::M8888888MAmmmAMVMM888*88888888 88888888
888888 M:::::::::::::::M888888888:::::::MM88888888888888 8888888
8888 M::::::::::::::M88888888888::::::MM888888888888888 88888
888 M:::::::::::::M8888888888888M:::::mM888888888888888 8888
888 M::::::::::::M8888:888888888888::::m::Mm88888 888888 8888
88 M::::::::::::8888:88888888888888888::::::Mm8 88888 888
88 M::::::::::8888M::88888::888888888888:::::::Mm88888 88
8 MM::::::::8888M:::8888:::::888888888888::::::::Mm8 4
8M:::::::8888M:::::888:::::::88:::8888888::::::::Mm 2
88MM:::::8888M:::::::88::::::::8:::::888888:::M:::::M
8888M:::::888MM::::::::8:::::::::::M::::8888::::M::::M
88888M:::::88:M::::::::::8:::::::::::M:::8888::::::M::M
88 888MM:::888:M:::::::::::::::::::::::M:8888:::::::::M:
8 88888M:::88::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM:88::::::::::::M
88888M:::88::M::::::::::*88*::::::::::M:88::::::::::::::M
888888M:::88::M:::::::::88@@88:::::::::M::88::::::::::::::M
888888MM::88::MM::::::::88@@88:::::::::M:::8::::::::::::::*8
88888 M:::8::MM:::::::::*88*::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::88@@
8888 MM::::::MM:::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::::::::::::88@@
888 M:::::::MM:::::::::::::::::::MM::M::::::::::::::::*8
888 MM:::::::MMM::::::::::::::::MM:::MM:::::::::::::::M
88 M::::::::MMMM:::::::::::MMMM:::::MM::::::::::::MM
88 MM:::::::::MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM::::::::MMM::::::::MMM
88 MM::::::::::::MMMMMMM::::::::::::::MMMMMMMMMM
88 8MM::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMMMMM
8 88MM::::::::::::::::::::::M:::M::::::::MM
888MM::::::::::::::::::MM::::::MM::::::MM
88888MM:::::::::::::::MMM:::::::mM:::::MM
888888MM:::::::::::::MMM:::::::::MMM:::M
88888888MM:::::::::::MMM:::::::::::MM:::M
88 8888888M:::::::::MMM::::::::::::::M:::M
8 888888 M:::::::MM:::::::::::::::::M:::M:
888888 M::::::M:::::::::::::::::::M:::MM
888888 M:::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::M:M
888888 M:::::M:::::::::@::::::::::::::M::M
88888 M::::::::::::::@@:::::::::::::::M::M
88888 M::::::::::::::@@@::::::::::::::::M::M
88888 M:::::::::::::::@@::::::::::::::::::M::M
88888 M:::::m::::::::::@::::::::::Mm:::::::M:::M
8888 M:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::M:::M
8888 M:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM::::::::M:::M
888 M:::::Mm::::::::::::::::::::::MMM:::::::::M::::M
8888 MM::::Mm:::::::::::::::::::::MMMM:::::::::m::m:::M
888 M:::::M::::::::::::::::::::MMM::::::::::::M::mm:::M
8888 MM:::::::::::::::::::::::::MM:::::::::::::mM::MM:::M:
M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::mM::MM:::Mm
MM::::::m:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::M::MM:::MM
M::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::M::M:::MM
MM:::::::::M:::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::M:M:::MM
M:::::::::::M88:::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MM::MMM
M::::::::::::8888888888M::::::::::::::::::::::::MM::MM
M:::::::::::::88888888M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M::MM
M::::::::::::::888888M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M::MM
M:::::::::::::::88888M:::::::::::::::::::::::::M:MM
M:::::::::::::::::88M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
M:::::::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
M:::::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
M:::::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
M:::::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
M:::::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
M:::::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::::M::::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM::::::M:::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::M:::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM::::M::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::M::::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM::M:::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:M:::::::::::::::::::MMM
MMM::::::::::::::::::MMM
MM::::::::::::::::::MMM
M:::::::::::::::::MMM
MM::::::::::::::::MMM
MM:::::::::::::::MMM
MM::::M:::::::::MMM:
mMM::::MM:::::::MMMM
MMM:::::::::::MMM:M
mMM:::M:::::::M:M:M
MM::MMMM:::::::M:M
MM::MMM::::::::M:M
mMM::MM::::::::M:M
MM::MM:::::::::M:M
MM::MM::::::::::M:m
MM:::M:::::::::::MM
MMM:::::::::::::::M:
MMM:::::::::::::::M:
MMM::::::::::::::::M
MMM::::::::::::::::M
MMM::::::::::::::::Mm
MM::::::::::::::::MM
MMM:::::::::::::::MM
MMM:::::::::::::::MM
MMM:::::::::::::::MM
MMM:::::::::::::::MM
MM::::::::::::::MMM
MMM:::::::::::::MM
MMM:::::::::::::MM
MMM::::::::::::MM
MM::::::::::::MM
MM::::::::::::MM
MM:::::::::::MM
MMM::::::::::MM
MMM::::::::::MM
MM:::::::::MM
MMM::::::::MM
MMM::::::::MM
MM::::::::MM
MMM::::::MM
MMM::::::MM
MM::::::MM
MM::::::MM
MM:::::MM
MM:::::MM:
MM:::::M:M
MM:::::M:M
:M::::::M:
M:M:::::::M
M:::M::::::M
M::::M::::::M
M:::::M:::::::M
M::::::MM:::::::M
M:::::::M::::::::M
M;:;::::M:::::::::M
M:m:;:::M::::::::::M
MM:m:m::M::::::::;:M
MM:m::MM:::::::;:;M
MM::MMM::::::;:m:M
MMMM MM::::m:m:MM
MM::::m:MM
MM::::MM
MM::MM
MMMM
!! !! !!!!!! !!!!!. !! !!!!!. !!!!! !!! !!! !!
::. .:: :: :: :: :: :: :. :: :: :: :: ::
:::. .::: ::::: :: :: :: :: :: :: :: :::: ::
::::::::: :: :::::: :: :: :: ::::::: :: ::
.. ... .. ...... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
.. . .. ...... .. .. .. ...... .. .. .. **
"Meriday in the Morning"
Copyright 1992 by Mike Jittlov
(& Meriday too!)
<*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*><*>
If you ever somehow connect with the inspiration for this vision,
kindly remember that there's a real live human being there, who is
extremely sensitive, often downright psychic, and who is probably
staring at this screen and grabbing the phone and calling me right
now. But I'm gone.
o===============================o:; ,::::,*.:::::.*.::::::::::::
| Mike Jittlov - Wizard, etc |';* ';;'..`::::' `:*`:;::::::
| 902 North Maltman Avenue |;.;+, '* ```:'o o `, `::;::
| Hollywood, CA 90026-2714 |,',.::.. .' .' |\^/|:. `*:.. `*
| (213) No-Human (noon to moon) |...May All Your \Y/ Good Dreams
| jit...@gumby.cs.caltech.edu |and Fine Wishes /_\ Come True:)
o===============================o===============_/ \_===========
"He knows if you've been bad or good, So be good for goodness sake.."
-- Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Be seeing you ;)
<*>^<*>-meriday-<*>^<*>
you *imp!* -this is without a doubt the *loveliest* greeting card on the net!
Thank you, Mike! -You have an *excellent* memory. And you are a *wonderful*
artist! :)
*Happy* *Holidays*, *Everybody!* :)
*Best,*
-Meriday Beth
mbk...@mica.berkeley.edu |$2/min. @ (900) 329-4040 ext.899 "-E.T. bill to
<...ok, mike, i'll grow my hair long again...> own phone!"