OT................;Fruday funny

[PeterL]

a male negro went parachute jumping. he leapt out of the plane, felt
the rush of the wind around his bulbous nose then saw the ground
getting closer. after a few seconds he reached for the rip cord to
open his parachute. just then an angel flew by and said he him, "If
you love Jesus don't pull that rip cord." The negro was very
religious, so he took it's hand away from the rip cord, saying,
"Yessir, ah do love Jesus mo than wattymelon!"
A few seconds later, the ground was a lot closer and his body began to
be really tense. Once again, he reached for the rip cord--and the
angel flew by again, saying, "If you love the Lord Jesus don't pull
that rip cord." The negro's faith was strong and he took it's hand
away again. A few seconds later--splat!--the negro hit the earth and
was killed instantly, looking like a rotting pig's carcass.

and as the angel flew away he said to himself.......................
"I don't know how I got to be an angel when I hate niggers so much."

:-)))))))))))))))

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Peter Lucas
Brisbane
Australia

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