MESSAGE PHONIER THAN AN $8 BILL . . .

[loose_c...@hotmail.com]

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It has been brought to our attention here at Google
that the message about Ed Conrad's funeral -- and
the stoppage of all traffic in Pennsylvania while he's
being lowered to his grave -- is TOTAL FICTION.
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First of all, The Ultimate Troll is still alive and
not-too-well and currenbtly a resident of the Looney
Bin Mental Hospital only a half-hour drive from out
headquarters here in Mountain View, CA.
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Sources tell us that Mr. Conrad had gotten out
of his padded cell sometime Sunday night, broke
into Nurse Ratchet's office and posted messages
to Google, Facebook and Twitter -- on her computer.
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We apologize for the inconvenience and promise
to keep an even closer eye on the postings by our
valued customers.
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THIS WAS THE FRAUDULENT MESSAGE
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.politics.republican/browse_thread/thread/a4cb2399086174ef#