Puerto Rican Gold-digging Slut Dressed to Distract
RuckTravski
It�s hard to feel sorry for a woman who frets about being too beautiful.
Ordinarily in life, extraordinary good looks are an advantage for men
and women � and even babies. Not only do babies gaze longer at more
comely adult faces, research tells us, but parents may gaze longer at
more comely babies.
A research team at the University of Alberta conducted a study at a
supermarket and observed that parents gave more attention and
supervision to their pretty ducklings.
Aesthetic allure is evolutionary, after all. �Like lots of animals,�
said Dr. Andrew Harrell, the team leader, �we tend to parcel out our
resources on the basis of value.�
So it was unusual when a knockout in New York, Debrahlee Lorenzana, a
33-year-old single mother, filed suit against Citigroup, claiming that
she was fired in August from the Citibank branch at the Chrysler Center
for looking too sexy.
�Plaintiff was advised that as a result of the shape of her figure,� her
lawsuit reads, �such clothes were purportedly `too distracting� for her
male colleagues and supervisors to bear.�
Late-night comedians and tabloids have had a field day. �She Flaunted
Her Assets,� punned The New York Daily News. Last week�s Village Voice
cover profile of Lorenzana, who grew up in Puerto Rico and moved to New
York when she was 21, raved about the bank officer�s charms: �At
five-foot-six and 125 pounds, with soft eyes and flawless bronze skin,
she is J. Lo curves meets Jessica Simpson rack meets Audrey Hepburn
elegance.�
TV and tabloids ran pictures, taken by a photographer who works with her
lawyer, showing Lorenzana in the pencil skirts, turtlenecks, tailored
jackets and stilettos that she says made her bosses at the bank
concentrate on the wrong kind of figures.
�She has to manage her wardrobe so these men can manage their libidos?�
said her lawyer, Jack Tuckner, adding that her bosses acted as
immaturely as the boys on �Wayne�s World.�
On Thursday night, as she prepared to appear on the Monday morning
shows, Lorenzana recalled that her supervisors obsessed over what she
was wearing, �saying things are too tight, you cannot wear turtlenecks.
Well, guess what? When you say my pants are too tight when they�re not,
then you must have been staring at me.
�The reality is, I�m a size 32 DD. I�m very skinny, and then I have
curves. So, of course, on my body, the turtleneck is going to make it
more noticeable. But I�m not showing cleavage. We wear jackets.�
She said a co-worker who shopped with her and bought the same styles and
designer brands never got in trouble, and neither did some tellers who
wore low-cut tops, snug pants and hot boots.
�I said, �You are discriminating to me, because of my body type,� � she
said with a slight accent and a breathy voice. �This is genetic. What am
I supposed to do?�
Citigroup didn�t return calls for comment on Friday. Lorenzana�s lawsuit
says that her bosses told her that her female colleagues could wear what
they liked because their �general unattractiveness rendered moot their
sartorial choices.� Her well-tailored clothes, on the other hand,
emphasized what her lawyer calls her �hourglass figure.�
This case has caused such fascination because usually it�s the other way
around.
Attractive professors get better evaluations from their students,
according to one study.
A 2005 analysis by the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis confirmed what
seems apparent, from presidential races to executive boardrooms:
Good-looking people and tall people get a �beauty premium� � an extra 5
percent an hour � while there is a �plainness penalty� of 9 percent in
wages.
A study that looked at men�s height as teenagers and their salaries
later found they made $789 more a year for every extra inch of height.
Meanwhile, obese women tend to get substantially lower wages than women
of average weight.
Although people laugh at the idea of a babe in the office being as
maddening as Tantalus�s out-of-reach fruit, women do get penalized this
way sometimes.
A male friend once told me he was looking for an unattractive personal
assistant so he wouldn�t be tempted. And when I was hiring a Grace Kelly
blonde as a researcher a few years ago, a male colleague asked me not to
because it would be �too distracting� to him; two girlfriends cautioned
me not to because it would be depressing � and therefore, distracting �
for me to work with someone so good looking. (It wasn�t.)
�Sometimes, honestly, I wish I didn�t look the way I did,� Lorenzana
says, �because people judge you right away. Other women have their
guards up, they automatically categorize you as being conceited. I have
to work three times as hard to prove that I earned this through my hard
work.
�My life has been hard my whole entire life. People have this
misconception that, �Oh, you do well in your life because of your
looks.� No, I am harassed.�