OT: For the man who has everything
Traci
http://www.willybrush.com/start.htm
I wonder what this would do for penis acne?
Traci - who just finished half her Xmas shopping
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Chase Kimball
Traci wrote:
> Including his foreskin....
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> http://www.willybrush.com/start.htm
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> I wonder what this would do for penis acne?
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> Traci - who just finished half her Xmas shopping
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Traci, you disappoint me by leaving us hanging. I think we all need to
read the instructions for this modern miracle!
Instructions & Comments
As the penis is an organ of reproduction and pleasure
in the male, it's obvious that it should be clean and
regularly cared for. A thick secretion known as
smegma is produced under the foreskin and is the
cause of bad odour, inflammation, infections and known
to be the cause of cancer of the penis.
Good hygiene practice may also stop the spread of infection
Smegma, according to some studies predisposes to
diseases of the cervix in females.
INSTRUCTIONS
The function of this product is to promote hygiene.
The Brush introduces an ideal method of cleaning
where previously there have been no other purpose
made products. With clean running water, possibly in
the shower, gently withdraw the foreskin of the penis,
wet the brush and apply with a mild soap or gel.
Brush gently back and forth, side to side, over and under
the penis and the underside of the foreskin. Thoroughly
rinse the penis with clean water. Clean the brush with
clean running water and repeat the process.
STORAGE
After use, the brush must be cleaned with soap, squeezing
away excess water and smoothing out the tuft of brush hair.
Store away and keep the brush dry. This is a superior product
and should be cared for. When storing after use, the tuft
of hair should point downwards for ease of drying
(see illustration).
NOTE
It is stressed that this brush is for personal use only
and not advised for use on children under the age
of 12 years. The brush at all times must be kept clean
and dry when not in use. The manufacturer is not
responsible for any consequences arising out of
improper use of this product.
USER'S COMMENTS
"At first we laughed about it when I got it as a
present for Christmas, but when I used it, I found
that it really works".
"I got rid of my itch so easily".
"I only use it twice a week, more often when
necessary".
"My partner is delighted".
"Finally, I can clean properly without any pain".
"It's not a gimmick, it's hygienic!".
"It helps me teach my teenage son some basic hygiene"
"It's novel but makes great sense"
"I find using it very comforting"
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I especially appreciate its anti-itch qualities. But what does it do
for the swelling? I wish I had a teenage son I could teach basic
hygeine to with this amazing device.
PS, my piece-o-dookie spellchecker doesn't recognize "smegma." Odd that
this has never come up before.
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