Happy Donz Something Something

Capn...@gmail.com

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Mar 11, 2008, 10:40:10 PM3/11/08

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For your birthday, the boys at JPL have arranged a little something:

http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/home/index.cfm

Live long and prosper!

Carl

Remember, on Saturn, you're only 2.

Donz5

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Mar 11, 2008, 10:52:23 PM3/11/08

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2 what? Quisklings?

Congrats! You've figured out the secret message in this week's
newsletter.

And thanks. :)

Kath

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Mar 11, 2008, 11:40:51 PM3/11/08

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Happy Birthday Donzie enjoy your day!

And please explain the secret message...oh nevermind.

Kath

Helen Read

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Mar 11, 2008, 11:54:59 PM3/11/08

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Happy Do
Birthday Nz

--
HPR

http://homepages.together.net/~hpr/daveorama/

Greg Evans

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Mar 12, 2008, 12:26:06 AM3/12/08

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Hey Donz! Here's hoping you have exactly the sort of birthday
you want.

Greg

Pat Fleet

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Mar 12, 2008, 1:03:16 AM3/12/08

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Kath wrote:
> Happy Birthday Donzie enjoy your day!
> And please explain the secret message...oh nevermind.

Big D confessed:
>> I told Pat privately. Because I like her.

And I like you right back. <smooch!>
It's midnight and the birthday bells are ringing...
Have a happy, happy day, Don!

Kath

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Mar 12, 2008, 1:41:09 AM3/12/08

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On Mar 12, 4:03 pm, Pat Fleet <pfl...@mac.com> wrote:
> Kath wrote:
> > Happy Birthday Donzie enjoy your day!
> > And please explain the secret message...oh nevermind.
>
> Big D confessed:
>
> >> I told Pat privately. Because I like her.
>

I have a ping of jealousy, yes a little ping. ;p

Kath

foxysc...@yahoo.com

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Mar 12, 2008, 6:11:38 AM3/12/08

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Ditto on the ping and the birthday wishes! xxoo

boston...@yahoo.com

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Mar 12, 2008, 7:20:50 AM3/12/08

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Ditto the ditto. Hope you and Nadine and Mrs. Giller had a great day.

Bill

Marilyn

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Mar 12, 2008, 7:27:33 AM3/12/08

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Happy Birthday Governor! I'd write you a fabulous poem, but I caught Brady's
headache.

TheTubbyHubby

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Mar 12, 2008, 8:36:44 AM3/12/08

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Happy Birthday, Donz!

Anthony

Maybe

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Mar 12, 2008, 9:48:38 AM3/12/08

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Ditto to all the dittos.

Maybe...and try not to spend so much on the hookers!

Alan Page

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Mar 12, 2008, 10:48:34 AM3/12/08

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"Maybe" wrote...

> ...and try not to spend so much on the hookers!

Whether it's a hooker or his wife, he's always paying for it---

Maybe Hilton will do him for free.

HBD.

--

Alan

www.best-page.us

~WWWWW~
What a Wonderful Web We Weave

Tom Cronin

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Mar 12, 2008, 12:05:01 PM3/12/08

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On Mar 11, 7:40 pm, CapnC...@gmail.com wrote:
> For your birthday, the boys at JPL have arranged a little something:
>
> http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/home/index.cfm
>
> Live long and prosper!

Holed up in the cave
Among stacks of videos
Mostly Betamax

Happy Birthday, Donnie Baby!

Tom

DTSmith

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Mar 12, 2008, 2:39:26 PM3/12/08

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On Mar 12, 12:05 pm, Tom Cronin <tkhkcro...@aol.com> wrote:
> Holed up in the cave
> Among stacks of videos
> Mostly Betamax
>

Hey, Betamax was a good idea at the time.
HB, DG.

R H Draney

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Mar 12, 2008, 5:26:33 PM3/12/08

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DTSmith filted:

>
>On Mar 12, 12:05=A0pm, Tom Cronin <tkhkcro...@aol.com> wrote:
>> Holed up in the cave
>> Among stacks of videos
>> Mostly Betamax
>>
>
>Hey, Betamax was a good idea at the time.

So were leeches....r

--
What good is being an executive if you never get to execute anyone?

johnny bobby bee

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Mar 12, 2008, 5:56:01 PM3/12/08

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R H Draney wrote:
> So were leeches....r

Hey, I still use those.

--
As we enjoy great advantages from inventions of others, we should be
glad of an opportunity to serve others by any invention of ours;
and this we should do freely and generously.
--Benjamin Franklin

polar

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Mar 12, 2008, 6:13:48 PM3/12/08

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Happy Birthday, Donz!

Cake and ice cream for everybody!

Polar

R H Draney

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Mar 12, 2008, 6:22:24 PM3/12/08

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johnny bobby bee filted:

>
>R H Draney wrote:
>> So were leeches....r
>
>Hey, I still use those.

Are you sure it's not the other way round?...r

Donz5

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Mar 12, 2008, 6:54:35 PM3/12/08

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Thanks, everybody.

This is the best Christmas ever!

Brady

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Mar 12, 2008, 8:01:09 PM3/12/08

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Donz wrote:

> Thanks, everybody.
>
> This is the best Christmas ever!

Um, Donz? You may be caught in some sort of rift in the space-time
continuum. If I were you, I'd run a Level 3 diagnostic, then install the
patch.

Also, happy birthday.

My goal in life is to, one day, be a member of Donz's Secret Handshake Club.

Brady

Maxx

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Mar 12, 2008, 7:03:21 PM3/12/08

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Happy Birthday Big Donz! I'm thinkin' The Beatles wrote an appropriate song
for this very occasion. And it's not When I'm 64. Yet.

maxx

Donz5

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Mar 12, 2008, 7:15:39 PM3/12/08

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You've Got to Heinz Your Love Away?

btw -- the secret message in this week's LS Newsletter Factoids
column: All of the moments associated with their respective years
occured on March 12 of those years. The clue was the last trivia item,
that Wednesday's show would be #4,701 of all of Dave's late night
programs. I figured some might have asked why 4,700 wasn't the more
memorable number to cite. I figured wrong.

I still like Pat. And Kath. and Foxy. And Maxx. And Marilyn. Even the
ex-wife. And all the other fabulous babes in 871.

And Brady, too. He's my token fabulous babe for today.

Brady

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Mar 12, 2008, 7:58:21 PM3/12/08

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Donz wrote:

Thank you. I am feeling rather fabulous this evening.

Brady

Pat Fleet

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Mar 12, 2008, 8:06:13 PM3/12/08

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Donz5 wrote:
> I still like Pat. And Kath. and Foxy. And Maxx. And Marilyn. Even the
> ex-wife. And all the other fabulous babes in 871.

871?

Donz5

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Mar 12, 2008, 8:13:32 PM3/12/08

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The newly-infamous Mayflower room #.

Bob/Nekk

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Mar 12, 2008, 8:49:00 PM3/12/08

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On Mar 11, 10:40 pm, CapnC...@gmail.com wrote:
> For your birthday, the boys at JPL have arranged a little something:
>
> http://saturn.jpl.nasa.gov/home/index.cfm
>
> Live long and prosper!
>

> Carl
>
> Remember, on Saturn, you're only 2.

Happy Birthday Donz!!! Did you get anything from the chat group yet?

Donz5

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Mar 12, 2008, 8:51:51 PM3/12/08

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Thanks!

I did, but the dermatologist says it should clear up on its own.

Steve Curtis

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Mar 12, 2008, 9:23:41 PM3/12/08

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"Donz5" wrote:

>Pat Fleet wrote:

>>Donz5 wrote:

>>>I still like Pat. And Kath. and Foxy.
>>>And Maxx. And Marilyn. Even the
>>>ex-wife. And all the other fabulous
>>>babes in 871.

>>871?

>The newly-infamous Mayflower room #.

And you are client #.....?

Rod Fernandez

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Mar 12, 2008, 9:37:26 PM3/12/08

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Happy Birthday, Don.

Rod,
hoping I'm not too late to the party

Donz5

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Mar 12, 2008, 9:38:37 PM3/12/08

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Legally, I'm not a client. Otherwise, I'm out of Nadine's will.

Spitzer is now forever associated with "Revolution 9."

Donz5

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Mar 12, 2008, 9:41:09 PM3/12/08

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You brought your medical briefcase, yes? It may be needed.

Maybe

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Mar 12, 2008, 10:00:37 PM3/12/08

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I think Daisy is waiting on sending her infamous birthday list until
she finds out your cat's name. So I guess no one from the chat group
has asked you yet! I know I didn't feel like asking.

Maybe...or maybe she is waiting for chat tomorrow to reveal it.

James Langdell

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Mar 12, 2008, 10:44:31 PM3/12/08

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On Mar 12, 3:54 pm, Donz5 <do...@aol.com> wrote:
> Thanks, everybody.
>
> This is the best Christmas ever!

And a Merry Donzmas to you.

--James

Donz5

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Mar 12, 2008, 10:47:44 PM3/12/08

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Only Rod is qualified for that.

(Get it? MD.)

Heinz57

James Langdell

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Mar 12, 2008, 10:48:47 PM3/12/08

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The chat group wants to find out his cat's name? Is that a French chat
group?

(I always wanted to have a musical quartet called the Fear Cat Four.
In GermanFrenchEnglish the name would be 444.)

--James

R H Draney

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Mar 13, 2008, 4:00:39 AM3/13/08

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Steve Curtis filted:

I'm not a number, I'm a human being!...r

R H Draney

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Mar 13, 2008, 4:07:16 AM3/13/08

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James Langdell filted:

>
>(I always wanted to have a musical quartet called the Fear Cat Four.
>In GermanFrenchEnglish the name would be 444.)

I like that...there's a Chinese singer named Ho Hsin Sui (English name Ciacia
Ho) whose called her second CD "Her Sheen Sway", three English words that just
happen to sound *exactly* like her Chinese name....

Here's one of her videos (the title translates as "Sarcastic"):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMxi0nutyj8

....r

johnny bobby bee

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Mar 13, 2008, 4:19:01 AM3/13/08

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R H Draney wrote:
> Are you sure it's not the other way round?...r

It's a complicated symbiotic relationship.

katycren

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Mar 13, 2008, 8:06:20 PM3/13/08

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On Mar 12, 7:15 pm, Donz5/donnyboy wrote:

> On Mar 12, 7:03 pm, "Maxx" <maddmax...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>
> > Happy Birthday Big Donz! I'm thinkin' The Beatles wrote an appropriate song
> > for this very occasion. And it's not When I'm 64. Yet.
>
> > maxx
>
> You've Got to Heinz Your Love Away?
>

The Fool Over the Hill?

((hugs)) Just teasing.

> btw -- the secret message in this week's LS Newsletter Factoids
> column: All of the moments associated with their respective years
> occured on March 12 of those years. The clue was the last trivia item,
> that Wednesday's show would be #4,701 of all of Dave's late night
> programs. I figured some might have asked why 4,700 wasn't the more
> memorable number to cite. I figured wrong.
>
> I still like Pat. And Kath. and Foxy. And Maxx. And Marilyn. Even the
> ex-wife. And all the other fabulous babes in 871.
>
> And Brady, too. He's my token fabulous babe for today.

I'm *really* feeling the ping now, but it's okay. I just want to send
my sincere wishes for a Happy Day, or rather, a Happy Day After, and a
Happy Day After the Day After, too. (After that, the verbiage gets too
clumsy.)
And I want to tell you that I deeply regret that this birthday
greeting is belated. Tardy. Overdue. Delinquent. I can offer no
excuses, but I take full responsibility for my omission. I'm one lame,
sorry assbitch.

I wanted to write you a poem but only got this far:

Oh Donny boy
The fan, the fans are hounding you
For secret data, and tapes and CDs, too.
So lift a glass and offer all the minty floss
Something, something -- (if ere our paths should cross?
Your just an old albatross? Sing it, baby, you're the "Boss"?)

Oh well.
Happy Birthday Donny Boy!

Katy

itsonlyrockandroll

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Mar 13, 2008, 8:12:13 PM3/13/08

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Could u tell me what you all are talking about ?? thank you ..

katycren

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Mar 13, 2008, 8:41:58 PM3/13/08

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What part do I need to translate?
Part of it was in code so only Donz would understand. I send him
secret messages in all of my posts.

Kate

Donz5

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Mar 13, 2008, 9:40:28 PM3/13/08

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On Mar 13, 8:06 pm, katycren <Katyc...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Mar 12, 7:15 pm, Donz5/donnyboy wrote:
>
> > On Mar 12, 7:03 pm, "Maxx" <maddmax...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>
> > > Happy Birthday Big Donz! I'm thinkin' The Beatles wrote an appropriate song
> > > for this very occasion. And it's not When I'm 64. Yet.
>
> > > maxx
>
> > You've Got to Heinz Your Love Away?
>
> The Fool Over the Hill?
>
> ((hugs)) Just teasing.

Hello Goodnight?
I Am the Wilted?
I've Just Dropped a Face?
I Don't Want to Spoil the Pantry?

I got a million of 'em.

>
> I'm *really* feeling the ping now, but it's okay. I just want to send
> my sincere wishes for a Happy Day, or rather, a Happy Day After, and a
> Happy Day After the Day After, too. (After that, the verbiage gets too
> clumsy.)

The last word I'd describe your alluring verbiage would be "clumsy."

> And I want to tell you that I deeply regret that this birthday
> greeting is belated. Tardy. Overdue. Delinquent. I can offer no
> excuses, but I take full responsibility for my omission. I'm one lame,
> sorry assbitch.
>
> I wanted to write you a poem but only got this far:
>
> <sing to the tune of...>
>
> Oh Donny boy
> The fan, the fans are hounding you
> For secret data, and tapes and CDs, too.
> So lift a glass and offer all the minty floss
> Something, something -- (if ere our paths should cross?
> Your just an old albatross? Sing it, baby, you're the "Boss"?)

Albatross sounds about right. Thanks! :)

>
> Oh well.
> Happy Birthday Donny Boy!

Thanks, sweetiez!

>
> Katy

Donz5

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Mar 13, 2008, 9:43:06 PM3/13/08

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On Mar 13, 9:40 pm, Donz5 <do...@aol.com> wrote:
> On Mar 13, 8:06 pm, katycren <Katyc...@aol.com> wrote:
>
> > On Mar 12, 7:15 pm, Donz5/donnyboy wrote:
>
> > > On Mar 12, 7:03 pm, "Maxx" <maddmax...@tampabay.rr.com> wrote:
>
> > > > Happy Birthday Big Donz! I'm thinkin' The Beatles wrote an appropriate song
> > > > for this very occasion. And it's not When I'm 64. Yet.
>
> > > > maxx
>
> > > You've Got to Heinz Your Love Away?
>
> > The Fool Over the Hill?
>
> > ((hugs)) Just teasing.
>
> Hello Goodnight?
> I Am the Wilted?
> I've Just Dropped a Face?
> I Don't Want to Spoil the Pantry?

And the most obvious:

Client 9... Client 9... Client 9...

Capn...@gmail.com

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Mar 13, 2008, 9:47:56 PM3/13/08

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I buried Donz:

> Client 9... Client 9... Client 9...

If, you've become naked
Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that kick
Block that kick, block that kick, block that kick, block that
kick.....

Julia

R H Draney

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Mar 13, 2008, 10:29:55 PM3/13/08

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Capn...@gmail.com filted:

Take this, brother, may it serve you well....r

Brady

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Mar 14, 2008, 12:51:06 AM3/14/08

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Katie Lou wrote:

> I'm *really* feeling the ping now, but it's okay. I just want to send
> my sincere wishes for a Happy Day, or rather, a Happy Day After, and a
> Happy Day After the Day After, too. (After that, the verbiage gets too
> clumsy.)
> And I want to tell you that I deeply regret that this birthday
> greeting is belated. Tardy. Overdue. Delinquent. I can offer no
> excuses, but I take full responsibility for my omission. I'm one lame,
> sorry assbitch.
>
> I wanted to write you a poem but only got this far:
>
> <sing to the tune of...>
>
> Oh Donny boy
> The fan, the fans are hounding you
> For secret data, and tapes and CDs, too.
> So lift a glass and offer all the minty floss
> Something, something -- (if ere our paths should cross?
> Your just an old albatross? Sing it, baby, you're the "Boss"?)

That's actually quite beautiful.

I was just now singing it aloud.

I really was!

Brady