LSQG™ - Friday, 3/15/MMXIII #3821

Alan Page

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Mar 16, 2013, 1:18:34 AM3/16/13

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Late Show Quick Guide - Friday, 3/15/MMXIII

#3821

"From The 'Heart Of Broadway'...
Broadcasting Across The Nation And Around The World..."
~Opening List~
Seth Meyers
Demetri Martin
Dropkick Murphys
"And now...Brutus' co-conspirator...David Letterman"
~Monologue~
~CB~
Desk Chat
Showbiz Weekend
TTL - Construction Worker Pet Peeves
~CB~
Seth Meyers (Panel)
~CB~
Desk Chat
Backstage Photo Club
Collect 'Em All!
~CB~
Best Of Luck To My Parakeet Leonard Who's Undergoing
Sexual Reassignment Surgery This Weekend!
Love You, Buddy! Hang In There!
~CB~
Demetri Martin (Comic)
~CB~
Dropkick Murphys (Music)
Long Credits
"Nice shoes big shot"

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R H Draney

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Mar 17, 2013, 5:45:31 PM3/17/13

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Alan Page filted:

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>Late Show Quick Guide - Friday, 3/15/MMXIII
>
>#3821
>
>"From The 'Heart Of Broadway'...
>Broadcasting Across The Nation And Around The World..."
>~Opening List~
>Seth Meyers
>Demetri Martin
>Dropkick Murphys
>"And now...Brutus' co-conspirator...David Letterman"
>~Monologue~
>~CB~
>Desk Chat
>Showbiz Weekend

Hooray!...Bruce and Linda are back!...

>TTL - Construction Worker Pet Peeves

I may be mistaken, but I think Dave just outed a closet semi-illiterate on
national television...the guy with Pet Peeve #2 kept "reading" his item wrong
the *same* way even after being told he was doing it wrong, like he had
memorized it instead of reading it off the card...that's a common dodge used by
people trying to hide their secret of being unable to read....

Maybe Shirley Maclaine was right about Dave after all....

>~CB~
>Seth Meyers (Panel)

I saw it coming before he said it...girlfriend's father gets some local fame for
walking his pet goat on the beach...some other guy gets a goat that goes into
the water...guy wants to do him one better, you *have* to make the goat *do*
something in the water....

Actually, I said "put the goat on a boogie board"...that's close....

>~CB~
>Desk Chat
>Backstage Photo Club
>Collect 'Em All!
>~CB~
>Best Of Luck To My Parakeet Leonard Who's Undergoing
>Sexual Reassignment Surgery This Weekend!
>Love You, Buddy! Hang In There!
>~CB~
>Demetri Martin (Comic)

He's no Mitch Hedberg, nor Steven Wright...but keep an eye on this kid....

>~CB~
>Dropkick Murphys (Music)
>Long Credits
>"Nice shoes big shot"

Long Credits two nights in a row?...is this a new trend?...r

--
Me? Sarcastic?
Yeah, right.

Donz5

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Mar 18, 2013, 1:48:59 PM3/18/13

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On Mar 17, 5:45 pm, R H Draney <dadoc...@spamcop.net> wrote:
> Alan Page filted:
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> >Late Show Quick Guide - Friday, 3/15/MMXIII
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> >#3821
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> >"From The 'Heart Of Broadway'...
> >Broadcasting Across The Nation And Around The World..."
> >~Opening List~
> >Seth Meyers
> >Demetri Martin
> >Dropkick Murphys
> >"And now...Brutus' co-conspirator...David Letterman"
> >~Monologue~
> >~CB~
> >Desk Chat
> >Showbiz Weekend
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> Hooray!...Bruce and Linda are back!...
>
> >TTL - Construction Worker Pet Peeves
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> I may be mistaken, but I think Dave just outed a closet semi-illiterate on
> national television...the guy with Pet Peeve #2 kept "reading" his item wrong
> the *same* way even after being told he was doing it wrong, like he had
> memorized it instead of reading it off the card...that's a common dodge used by
> people trying to hide their secret of being unable to read....
>
> Maybe Shirley Maclaine was right about Dave after all....

It's not as though the presenters were reading the list for the first
time. Also, there was an afternoon rehearsal, and any sign that the #2
construction worker was semi-literate would have set off some alarms,
and he would have been replaced by another.

Wiseguy

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Mar 18, 2013, 3:56:08 PM3/18/13

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Donz5 <do...@aol.com> wrote in
news:c857a0cd-e03c-4b17...@y9g2000vbb.googlegroups.com:

So, in other words, it was done stupid on purpose.

Donz5

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Mar 18, 2013, 6:55:17 PM3/18/13

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On Mar 18, 3:56 pm, Wiseguy <epw...@yahoo.com> wrote:

No, not "in other words." I think the guy just had a stage-freight/
brain-freeze moment. Nothing more nefarious than that.

Steve Curtis

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Mar 18, 2013, 11:50:11 PM3/18/13

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"Donz5" wrote:

>No, not "in other words." I think the guy
>just had a stage-freight/ brain-freeze
>moment. Nothing more nefarious than
>that.

Yeah, that stage-freight can sure weigh heavily on a person. :)

JG

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Mar 19, 2013, 7:49:40 PM3/19/13

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On Mar 16, 12:18 am, "Alan Page" <alp...@spamsucceed.net> wrote:

> Showbiz Weekend

Oh Yeah, the return of Bruce and Linda now skewering Showbiz. Love
'em !