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Adrian Ford

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Dec 17, 2005, 2:10:37 PM12/17/05
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Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...

Kids !!

..


Nige

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Dec 17, 2005, 2:32:33 PM12/17/05
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You di know what dogging is don't you?

;~)


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Hirsty's

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Dec 17, 2005, 5:46:49 PM12/17/05
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"
> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
> >
> > Kids !!
> >

>


> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
> ;~)


One of the kids I was teaching on Friday told me I was "safe" ?????

Yea right on brother ( that lost him ! :-)) )


Natalie Drest

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Dec 17, 2005, 9:16:03 PM12/17/05
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"Nige" <nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Adrian Ford wrote:
> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
> >
> > Kids !!
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > ..
>
> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
> ;~)


Haven't a clue- care to translate?


Derek

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Dec 17, 2005, 9:27:01 PM12/17/05
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"Natalie Drest" <mcco...@netspaceCOAT.net.au> wrote in message
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nope but I will give you a link to follow www.dogging-central.com
Derek


William Tasso

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Dec 17, 2005, 9:29:03 PM12/17/05
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Natalie Drest <mcco...@netspaceCOAT.net.au> wrote:

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> "Nige" <nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:40j7eiF...@individual.net...
>> Adrian Ford wrote:
>> > Thats what my son said when he borrowed my series landy tonight...
>> >
>> > Kids !!
>>

>> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>>
>> ;~)
>
> Haven't a clue- care to translate?

Be careful what you wish fo :)
(link target may cause offence - grown-ups only)
http://dogging-central.com/

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Cassillis

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Dec 18, 2005, 2:10:50 AM12/18/05
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"Natalie Drest" <mcco...@netspaceCOAT.net.au> wrote in message
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Means your landy will come back looking like a plasterers onsite
radio........................ Yuck!


Austin Shackles

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Dec 18, 2005, 4:40:20 PM12/18/05
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On or around Sun, 18 Dec 2005 02:29:03 -0000, "William Tasso"
<spamb...@tbdata.com> enlightened us thusly:

I liked the ten commandments though.
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And miles to go before I sleep."
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Huw

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Dec 18, 2005, 5:03:01 PM12/18/05
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Good Lord! I see what you mean. Is this a popular pastime in rural areas of
West Wales? LOL

Huw


Dave P

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Dec 19, 2005, 7:47:09 AM12/19/05
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Nah, the sheep can't drive.

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Simon Isaacs

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Dec 20, 2005, 2:42:37 PM12/20/05
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On Tue, 20 Dec 2005 14:01:56 +0000, Mother <"@ {mother} @"@101fc.net>
scribbled the following nonsense:

>On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
><nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>>You di know what dogging is don't you?
>

>Short rant - sort of, as I'm mainly not typing much at present...
>
>There are a couple of nice, out-of-the-way country car parks that
>_used_ to be nice to park up in and take the 'real' doggie for a late
>night stroll under the moonlight.
>
>One in particular - won't mention where, suddenly became very popular
>and I could never really work out what was going on as I generally
>didn't tend to pay much attention - just park up at the end and off
>into the night with Max.
>
>Happened to be looking over some Court lists and noticed a sudden rise
>in 'certain types of cases'. Asked the Clerk out of interest what it
>was all about - and was told - clearly, erm, what it was all about...
>
>Now, given that some of these 'cases' related to the car park
>mentioned above I felt;
>
>a: lucky not to have been there when plod arrived...
>
>b: somewhat disheartened not to have been invited to join it
>
>(not serious about 'b:') - cutalongstoryshort - it's no longer a place
>I go to walk Max at night.
>
>I've nothing against people expressing their desires and passions in
>whatever way they like TBH, but get a little disgruntled when they do
>it in such a way as to affect others who do not necessarily share
>those desires and passions.

As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I have
been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till after
christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....
--

Simon Isaacs

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Richard Brookman

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Dec 20, 2005, 3:35:11 PM12/20/05
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...and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...

> As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I have
> been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till after
> christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....

Could have been worse. If she starts requesting late-night drives to
out-of-the-way places wearing specialist underwear, worry.

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Nige

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Dec 20, 2005, 6:45:41 PM12/20/05
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Mother" <"@ {mother} @ wrote:
> On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
> <nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
>> You di know what dogging is don't you?
>
> Short rant - sort of, as I'm mainly not typing much at present...
>
> There are a couple of nice, out-of-the-way country car parks that
> _used_ to be nice to park up in and take the 'real' doggie for a late
> night stroll under the moonlight.
>
> One in particular - won't mention where, suddenly became very popular
> and I could never really work out what was going on as I generally
> didn't tend to pay much attention - just park up at the end and off
> into the night with Max.
>
> Happened to be looking over some Court lists and noticed a sudden rise
> in 'certain types of cases'. Asked the Clerk out of interest what it
> was all about - and was told - clearly, erm, what it was all about...
>
> Now, given that some of these 'cases' related to the car park
> mentioned above I felt;
>
> a: lucky not to have been there when plod arrived...
>
> b: somewhat disheartened not to have been invited to join it
>
> (not serious about 'b:') - cutalongstoryshort - it's no longer a place
> I go to walk Max at night.

I used to work in Sheffield & Rotherham all the time & found a 'certain' car park near Meadowhall. A
young (yery fit indeed) lady used to put a show on at dinnertime!!!! When I say show, it only involved
her!!

Can't think why but it did brigthen my day up on a cold Monday afternoon!

Also, some of the car parks near Clumber Park attract some doggers!!
OIdd thing to do, but who gives one?


Ian Rawlings

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Dec 21, 2005, 2:14:01 AM12/21/05
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On 2005-12-20, Nige <nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote:

> Also, some of the car parks near Clumber Park attract some doggers!!
> OIdd thing to do, but who gives one?

I've broken down twice in car parks (not in the landy, it's let me
down the least out of the cars I've owned despite me owning it the
longest) that, as darkness fell, started filling up with illicit sex
types, perhaps it's my aftershave! I suppose it could be the lights
that attract them, I'll turn them off next time.

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beamendsltd

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Dec 21, 2005, 3:35:59 AM12/21/05
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In message <40r87tF...@individual.net>
"Richard Brookman" <new...@nowhere.com> wrote:

> ...and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>
> > As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I have
> > been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till after
> > christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....
>
> Could have been worse. If she starts requesting late-night drives to
> out-of-the-way places wearing specialist underwear, worry.
>

What - the dog?

Richard
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Richard Brookman

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Dec 22, 2005, 3:39:43 PM12/22/05
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...and beamendsltd spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...


> In message <40r87tF...@individual.net>
> "Richard Brookman" <new...@nowhere.com> wrote:
>
>> ...and Simon Isaacs spake unto the tribes of Usenet, saying...
>>
>>> As a result of this thread, and swmbo loggin on and reading it, I
>>> have been told I am now no longer allowed a dog.... Waiting till
>>> after christmas to give an christmas present dog a second chance....
>>
>> Could have been worse. If she starts requesting late-night drives to
>> out-of-the-way places wearing specialist underwear, worry.
>>
>
> What - the dog?
>
> Richard

*Especially* the dog!

Badger

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Dec 22, 2005, 4:45:10 PM12/22/05
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"Nige" <nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> Mother" <"@ {mother} @ wrote:
>> On Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:32:33 -0000, "Nige"
>> <nigel.inc...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>
> I used to work in Sheffield & Rotherham all the time & found a 'certain'
> car park near Meadowhall. A young (yery fit indeed) lady used to put a
> show on at dinnertime!!!! When I say show, it only involved her!!
>

Pictures Nige, pictures. Necessary to complete the vision........ ;-)
Badger.


Nige

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Dec 23, 2005, 4:32:05 AM12/23/05
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It was quite shocking the first time! I then got kind of interested !!!

Nige

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