FW: OT: Why beer is better than Obama
computeruser
Beer is better than Obama because sailors like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because marines like beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't come from Madrassas.
Beer is better than Obama because you know what's in beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer won't take half your paycheck.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes life a little better.
Beer is better than Obama because you're sad if there's no more beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't have entitlement
demands.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and whine don't mix.
Beer is better than Obama because beer has a pretty good head on it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and bowling go together.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and arugula don't.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't leave a bad taste in
your
mouth.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn�t mind if you cling to
your
beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn�t trash talk you behind
your back.
Beer is better than Obama because cold beer disproves the myth of man
made global warming.
Beer is better than Obama because imported beer doesn�t pretend to be
domestic.
Beer is better than Obama because beer likes it when I set my
thermostat
COLD.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick�s
Day.
Beer is better than Obama because beer didn�t smoke pot and snort
coke.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is better than Vichy Water.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is unpretentious.
Beer is better than Obama because people in small towns cling to God,
guns and beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't promise you a free
lunch.
Beer is better than Obama because there ain't no Pabst Bilal* Ribbon.
Not yet anyway.
*"Bilal - Satisfies thirst; name of the Prophets Muezzin (one who
calls
for prayer)"
Beer is better than Obama because beer won�t throw you under the bus.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't cut and run.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't phony.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't flip-flop.
Beer is better than Obama because beer�s ingredients known for sure.
Beer is better than Obama because beer makes people happy.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is as American as apple pie.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't promoted on National
Public
Radio.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't mind if you own an SUV.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care how much you make.
Beer is better than Obama because a beer won't blame America for 9/11.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't a lawyer.
Beer is better than Obama because beer comes with an expiration date.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and NASCAR go together.
Beer is better than Obama because you're not afraid to turn your back
on
a beer.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't have friends who bombed
the pentagon.
Beer is better than Obama because an empty beer is better than an
empty
suit.
Beer is better than Obama because beer minds its own business.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't tell you what you want
to
hear.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is worth what you pay for it.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't lecture you about
"global
warming."
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't care what color you
are.
Beer is better than Obama because beer doesn't want to take away your
gun.
Beer is better than Obama because beer is popular with working people.
Beer is better than Obama because beer isn't crazy.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't start out as empties.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't rig elections.
Beer is better than Obama because beers don't raise taxes.
Beer is better than Obama because beer and coke don't mix.
***
Beer wants to make you sociable; Obama wants to make you socialist.
No matter how often you pee, you can't rid yourself of Obama.
A beer hangover means you had a good time; an Obama hangover means the
good times are gone.
Beer will make the ball game more fun; Obama will tax your balls off.
Too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm
sorry." Too much Obama means we're all gonna be very, very sorry for a
long, long time.
Caligari
> Beer is better thanObamabecause soldiers like beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause sailors like beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause marines like beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't come from Madrassas.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause you know what's in beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer won't take half your paycheck.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer makes life a little better.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause you're sad if there's no more beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't lie.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't have entitlement
> demands.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer and whine don't mix.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer has a pretty good head on it.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer and bowling go together.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer and arugula don't.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't leave a bad taste in
> your
> mouth.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn’t mind if you cling to
> your
> beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn’t trash talk you behind
> your back.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause cold beer disproves the myth of man
> made global warming.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause imported beer doesn’t pretend to be
> domestic.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer likes it when I set my
> thermostat
> COLD.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer is GREEN only on St. Patrick’s
> Day.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer didn’t smoke pot and snort
> coke.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer is better than Vichy Water.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer is unpretentious.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause people in small towns cling to God,
> guns and beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't promise you a free
> lunch.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause there ain't no Pabst Bilal* Ribbon.
> Not yet anyway.
> *"Bilal - Satisfies thirst; name of the Prophets Muezzin (one who
> calls
> for prayer)"
>
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't cut and run.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer isn't phony.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't flip-flop.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer’s ingredients known for sure.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer makes people happy.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer is as American as apple pie.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer isn't promoted on National
> Public
> Radio.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't mind if you own an SUV.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't care how much you make.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause a beer won't blame America for 9/11.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't whine, it bubbles.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer isn't a lawyer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer comes with an expiration date.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer and NASCAR go together.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause you're not afraid to turn your back
> on
> a beer.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beers don't have friends who bombed
> the pentagon.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause an empty beer is better than an
> empty
> suit.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer minds its own business.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't tell you what you want
> to
> hear.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer is worth what you pay for it.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't lecture you about
> "global
> warming."
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't care what color you
> are.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer doesn't want to take away your
> gun.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer is popular with working people.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer isn't crazy.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beers don't start out as empties.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beers don't rig elections.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beers don't raise taxes.
>
> Beer is better thanObamabecause beer and coke don't mix.
>
> ***
>
> Beer wants to make you sociable;Obamawants to make you socialist.
>
> No matter how often you pee, you can't rid yourself ofObama.
>
> good times are gone.
>
> Beer will make the ball game more fun;Obamawill tax your balls off.
>
> Too much beer means some of us will occasionally have to say "I'm
> long, long time.
I won't be convinced Obama was born an American until he rapes an
Indian, kills a foreigner, and gains like 150 lbs over a healthy
weight.
-- DieLaughing, http://twitter.com/DieLaughing/status/3127575412
HAPPYsamurai
while I like the entertainment of the beer argument - I still can't
see what it is you fear about O's rule
1 he seems to be ineffectual so far any way
2 the UK is way more socialist than the US (if I am sensing what it is
you mean by socialist) - and yet I don't think if O made the US like
the UK it would be that hard to undo ...( these politico types have to
do something with their time , after all - best to keep them off the
streets, they can't all be distracted by weightlifting as easily as
arnie was)
... or do you think that the constitution will be at risk ?