Aunties: Less intelligent than average? Less intelligent, for that matter, than sedimentary rock?
The Man From V.U.L.I.S.
took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <373FA4...@uws.edu.au>
pieces all over the front row:
>The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>>
>> Brian Pickrell barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
>> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <373F61...@erols.com> pieces
>> all over the front row:
>>
>> >I think most people see athei[SLAP!]
>>
>> Is there a *reason* why you're begging for attention in alt.flame, Prickrell?
>
>antU needed idiots to slap around.
And, I'm guessing, the rest of you queefs needed an excuse to latch onto
Prickrell's microchoad and apply several hundred foot-pounds of suction.
Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
>alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
BTW, why the long hiatus? Get into one of your civil wars about Yugoslavia or
whatever? [snicker]
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"I hate niggers and jews."
<DOs$IEAC0M...@sepulchre.demon.co.uk>
"I hate nigger scum, they should all be shot at birth."
<q1FdBFAZ...@sepulchre.demon.co.uk>
Game over, fucKKKhead.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> >> >I think most people see athei[SLAP!]
> >>
> >> Is there a *reason* why you're begging for attention in alt.flame, Prickrell?
> >
> >antU needed idiots to slap around.
>
> And, I'm guessing
Obviously.
> , the rest of you queefs needed an excuse to latch onto
> Prickrell's microchoad and apply several hundred foot-pounds of suction.
>
> Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
> with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
> repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
down what happened.
> >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
>
> You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
you.
--
It's not who you kill. It's what type of cereal you eat out of their
skull.
Mike MacLennan
>
> The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
> >
> > >> >I think most people see athei[SLAP!]
> > >>
> > >> Is there a *reason* why you're begging for attention in alt.flame, Prickrell?
> > >
> > >antU needed idiots to slap around.
> >
> > And, I'm guessing
>
> Obviously.
>
> > , the rest of you queefs needed an excuse to latch onto
> > Prickrell's microchoad and apply several hundred foot-pounds of suction.
> >
> > Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
> > with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
> > repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
>
> Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
> alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
> down what happened.
Odd that I don't recall you doing anything during any of the antU
slap-fests we had.
>
> > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
> >
> > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
>
> Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
> apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
> you.
Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >
> > The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
> > >
> > > >> >I think most people see athei[SLAP!]
> > > >>
> > > >> Is there a *reason* why you're begging for attention in alt.flame, Prickrell?
> > > >
> > > >antU needed idiots to slap around.
> > >
> > > And, I'm guessing
> >
> > Obviously.
> >
> > > , the rest of you queefs needed an excuse to latch onto
> > > Prickrell's microchoad and apply several hundred foot-pounds of suction.
> > >
> > > Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
> > > with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
> > > repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
> >
> > Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
> > alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
> > down what happened.
>
> Odd that I don't recall you doing anything during any of the antU
> slap-fests we had.
Concussion.
> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
> > >
> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
> >
> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
> > you.
>
> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
when you started leaving replies for me.
> What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
The fluid that just found it's way onto his screen, when he realised you
were his protector.
You guys REALLY enjoy my attention, don't you.
Mike MacLennan
>
> Mike MacLennan wrote:
> >
> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > >
> > > The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
> > > >
> > > > >> >I think most people see athei[SLAP!]
> > > > >>
> > > > >> Is there a *reason* why you're begging for attention in alt.flame, Prickrell?
> > > > >
> > > > >antU needed idiots to slap around.
> > > >
> > > > And, I'm guessing
> > >
> > > Obviously.
> > >
> > > > , the rest of you queefs needed an excuse to latch onto
> > > > Prickrell's microchoad and apply several hundred foot-pounds of suction.
> > > >
> > > > Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
> > > > with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
> > > > repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
> > >
> > > Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
> > > alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
> > > down what happened.
> >
> > Odd that I don't recall you doing anything during any of the antU
> > slap-fests we had.
>
> Concussion.
You had a concussion every time we slapped the shit out of antU?
Stop slamming your head against a wall when you find out that so many
people are smarter than you.
>
> > > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
> > > >
> > > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> > > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
> > >
> > > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
> > > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
> > > you.
> >
> > Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
>
> Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
> when you started leaving replies for me.
You've been unconscious for two weeks?
>
> > What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
>
> The fluid that just found it's way onto his screen, when he realised you
> were his protector.
Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
2-Belo.
>
> You guys REALLY enjoy my attention, don't you.
I enjoy letting mosquitos think that they'll get a meal out of me too,
right before I squash them. Go figure.
--
> Have you alerted the sociology journals to your discovery,
>that ethical standards have changed over the last 50 years?
That's an ignorant and ill--founded charge...
Biil "Time stands still" Palmer in
<7ho8u3$h...@sjx-ixn4.ix.netcom.com>
The Man From V.U.L.I.S.
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>Mike MacLennan wrote:
>>
>> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> >
>> > The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>> > >
>> > > >> >I think most people see athei[SLAP!]
>> > > >>
>> > > >> Is there a *reason* why you're begging for attention in alt.flame, Prickrell?
>> > > >
>> > > >antU needed idiots to slap around.
>> > >
>> > > And, I'm guessing
>> >
>> > Obviously.
>> >
>> > > , the rest of you queefs needed an excuse to latch onto
>> > > Prickrell's microchoad and apply several hundred foot-pounds of suction.
>> > >
>> > > Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
>> > > with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
>> > > repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
>> >
>> > Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
>> > alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
>> > down what happened.
>>
>> Odd that I don't recall you doing anything during any of the antU
>> slap-fests we had.
>
>Concussion.
Head hitting keyboard from Auntie-induced narcolepsy.
>> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
>> > >
>> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
>> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
>> >
>> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
>> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
>> > you.
>>
>> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
>
>Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
>when you started leaving replies for me.
"Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
>> What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
Probably the words with more than one syllable.
>The fluid that just found it's way onto his screen, when he realised you
>were his protector.
He just started posting to this thread, asswipe.
Note: People who type "it's" when they mean "its" really turn me off. Sorry, no
cookie for you, Mr. Harris.
>You guys REALLY enjoy my attention, don't you.
Let's put it this way: A lion also enjoys the attention of a fleeing pack of
bison. HTH HAND M.
Flame Jeroen
> The 2-Belo wrote:
[...]
> > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> > pathetic existence?
>
> When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
Auto-flame grade A+
BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
existence...
--
FJ - http://www.wilhelp.demon.nl/
"Those are my principles.
If you don't like them, I have others.", Groucho Marx
"You will soon realize you are dealing with somebody who is
so sick and so obsessed with me that you will (if I may be
allowed a comic exaggeration) no doubt start hearing that
weird "psycho" noise before the Tony Perkins comes in with
the big knife before you exit his archive!",
Bill "Palmjob" Palmer, on yours truly, in article:
<7cnf62$5...@sjx-ixn9.ix.netcom.com>
Jeffrey Harris
>
> > > > > >> >I think most people see athei[SLAP!]
> > > > > >>
> > > > > >> Is there a *reason* why you're begging for attention in alt.flame, Prickrell?
> > > > > >
> > > > > >antU needed idiots to slap around.
> > > > >
> > > > > And, I'm guessing
> > > >
> > > > Obviously.
> > > >
> > > > > , the rest of you queefs needed an excuse to latch onto
> > > > > Prickrell's microchoad and apply several hundred foot-pounds of suction.
> > > > >
> > > > > Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
> > > > > with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
> > > > > repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
> > > >
> > > > Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
> > > > alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
> > > > down what happened.
> > >
> > > Odd that I don't recall you doing anything during any of the antU
> > > slap-fests we had.
> >
> > Concussion.
>
"No. It was you. Not me not me not me."
Is anyone here going to be a challenge?
[...]
> > > What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
> >
> > The fluid that just found it's way onto his screen, when he realised you
> > were his protector.
>
> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
> 2-Belo.
I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
The Man From V.U.L.I.S.
took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740A4...@uws.edu.au>
pieces all over the front row:
>
>> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
>> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
>> 2-Belo.
>
>I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
I don't know whether to feel like I'm being stalked, or throw up, or laugh my
ass off at the constant spewing of non-sequiturs.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> >> > > with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
> >> > > repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
> >> >
> >> > Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
> >> > alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
> >> > down what happened.
> >>
> >> Odd that I don't recall you doing anything during any of the antU
> >> slap-fests we had.
> >
> >Concussion.
>
Thats not what your bestest friend in the world said. You two should
really get your facts straight during your nightly pillow biting
sessions.
> >> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
> >> > >
> >> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> >> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
> >> >
> >> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
> >> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
> >> > you.
> >>
> >> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
> >
> >Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
> >when you started leaving replies for me.
>
> "Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
More surprising than anything. I was told that I'd have to carefully
construct a towering POST OF DOOM to sucker you guys in. After seeing
what you have to offer, all that was left to be said was "bollocks".
> >> What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
>
> Probably the words with more than one syllable.
"Noone will talk to me! Boo Hoo. Wait, we'll answer for each other!"
> >The fluid that just found it's way onto his screen, when he realised you
> >were his protector.
>
> He just started posting to this thread, asswipe.
Let me repeat this for you Booger, it became unclear after that last
post, because AT THAT POINT you realised you had a protector.
Shall I type more slowly next time?
> Note: People who type "it's" when they mean "its" really turn me off.
Thank God for that. Normally I have to beat fans like you away with a
stick.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740A4...@uws.edu.au>
> pieces all over the front row:
>
> >
> >> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
> >> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
> >> 2-Belo.
> >
> >I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
>
> I don't know whether to feel like I'm being stalked, or throw up, or laugh my
> ass off at the constant spewing of non-sequiturs.
You'll find that you feel with your fingers.
HTH.
The Man From V.U.L.I.S.
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>>
>> >> > > Which is, however, a given. I mean, I don't expect Pisshead *himself* to answer
>> >> > > with an iota of intelligence, given his long flaming history (read: "You Suck",
>> >> > > repeated 49,287,349,582,734,975 times).
>> >> >
>> >> > Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
>> >> > alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
>> >> > down what happened.
>> >>
>> >> Odd that I don't recall you doing anything during any of the antU
>> >> slap-fests we had.
>> >
>> >Concussion.
>>
>> Head hitting keyboard from Auntie-induced narcolepsy.
>
>Thats not what your bestest friend in the world said. You two should
>really get your facts straight during your nightly pillow biting
>sessions.
Hmmm. Lessee, that's less than five reply cycles by the time you've run out of
material and reverted to fag lames.
That's gotta be some kind of a fucking record. Damn, I thought the lackadaisical
"invasion" by Aunties last autumn was bad enough, and that lasted about ten
fucking posts.
>> >> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
>> >> > >
>> >> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
>> >> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
>> >> >
>> >> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
>> >> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
>> >> > you.
>> >>
>> >> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
>> >
>> >Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
>> >when you started leaving replies for me.
>>
>> "Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
>
>More surprising than anything. I was told that I'd have to carefully
>construct a towering POST OF DOOM to sucker you guys in.
Yeah, that post you snarfed out of left field and slapped an alt.flame subject
line onto was really carefully constructed, I'll tell ya.
</sarcasm> <-- I'm assuming that this is required.
>After seeing
>what you have to offer, all that was left to be said was "bollocks".
Excuse the IKYABWAI for a second, but after reading *your* posts, all I could
think of to say was, "Huh?" You make the alt.non.sequiturians sound like Winston
Churchill, for chrissake.
>> >> What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
>>
>> Probably the words with more than one syllable.
>
>"Noone will talk to me! Boo Hoo.[...]"
Thanks for admitting that you are, in fact, "no one". Fuckhead.
>> >The fluid that just found it's way onto his screen, when he realised you
>> >were his protector.
>>
>> He just started posting to this thread, asswipe.
>
>Let me repeat this for you Booger, it became unclear after that last
>post, because AT THAT POINT you realised you had a protector.
He just started posting to this thread, asswipe.
[Protect me from *what*, pray tell? Nonsense?]
>> Note: People who type "it's" when they mean "its" really turn me off.
>
>Thank God for that.
No, thank a decent education, Jeffo. I learned about apostrophes in, oh, the
first grade, IIRC. Were you sick that day, or what?
The Man From V.U.L.I.S.
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>>
>> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
>> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740A4...@uws.edu.au>
>> pieces all over the front row:
>>
>> >
>> >> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
>> >> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
>> >> 2-Belo.
>> >
>> >I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
>>
>> I don't know whether to feel like I'm being stalked, or throw up, or laugh my
>> ass off at the constant spewing of non-sequiturs.
>
>You'll find that you feel with your fingers.
*GONG*
We have one vote for Most Boring Joketeller in the Universe. Do I hear two?
Jeffrey Harris
>
> >> >> > >
> >> >> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> >> >> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
> >> >> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
> >> >> > you.
> >> >>
> >> >> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
> >> >
> >> >Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
> >> >when you started leaving replies for me.
> >>
> >> "Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
> >
> >More surprising than anything. I was told that I'd have to carefully
> >construct a towering POST OF DOOM to sucker you guys in.
>
> Yeah, that post you snarfed out of left field and slapped an alt.flame subject
> line onto was really carefully constructed, I'll tell ya.
>
> </sarcasm> <-- I'm assuming that this is required.
No kidding. The point is it still worked a treat.
> >After seeing
> >what you have to offer, all that was left to be said was "bollocks".
>
> Excuse the IKYABWAI for a second, but after reading *your* posts, all I could
> think of to say was, "Huh?"
Excused. And it is to be expected that you will not understand most
posts here.
> You make the alt.non.sequiturians sound like Winston
> Churchill, for chrissake.
Yep, WE haven't heard a peep out of either of them for a long long time.
(Would you like me to explain that to you slowly, or do you think you
can nut this one out all by yourself?)
> >> >> What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
> >>
> >> Probably the words with more than one syllable.
> >
> >"Noone will talk to me! Boo Hoo.[...]"
>
> Thanks for admitting that you are, in fact, "no one".
Where did I say that, oh stickler for correctness?
> >> Note: People who type "it's" when they mean "its" really turn me off.
> >
> >Thank God for that.
>
> No, thank a decent education, Jeffo.
> I learned about apostrophes in, oh, the
> first grade, IIRC. Were you sick that day, or what?
In the comuter age, sloppyness isn't exactly frowned upon. I hear in
your day left handed or untidy children were beaten with a stick, so I
understand why your generation harps on about such things.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
> <3740B8...@uws.edu.au> pieces all over the front row:
>
> >>
> >> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740A4...@uws.edu.au>
> >> pieces all over the front row:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
> >> >> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
> >> >> 2-Belo.
> >> >
> >> >I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
> >>
> >> I don't know whether to feel like I'm being stalked, or throw up, or laugh my
> >> ass off at the constant spewing of non-sequiturs.
> >
> >You'll find that you feel with your fingers.
>
> *GONG*
>
> We have one vote for Most Boring Joketeller in the Universe. Do I hear two?
Do you have your ear up against the toilet door?
The 2-Belo
pieces all over the front row:
>The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>>
>> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, rushed
>> to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>> <3740B8...@uws.edu.au> pieces all over the front row:
>>
>> >The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
>> >> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740A4...@uws.edu.au>
>> >> pieces all over the front row:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
>> >> >> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
>> >> >> 2-Belo.
>> >> >
>> >> >I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
>> >>
>> >> I don't know whether to feel like I'm being stalked, or throw up, or laugh my
>> >> ass off at the constant spewing of non-sequiturs.
>> >
>> >You'll find that you feel with your fingers.
>>
>> *GONG*
>>
>> We have one vote for Most Boring Joketeller in the Universe. Do I hear two?
>
>Do you have your ear up against the toilet door?
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Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740D2...@uws.edu.au>
> pieces all over the front row:
>
> >The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
> >>
> >> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, rushed
> >> to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
> >> <3740B8...@uws.edu.au> pieces all over the front row:
> >>
> >> >The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
> >> >> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740A4...@uws.edu.au>
> >> >> pieces all over the front row:
> >> >>
> >> >> >
> >> >> >> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
> >> >> >> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
> >> >> >> 2-Belo.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
> >> >>
> >> >> I don't know whether to feel like I'm being stalked, or throw up, or laugh my
> >> >> ass off at the constant spewing of non-sequiturs.
> >> >
> >> >You'll find that you feel with your fingers.
> >>
> >> *GONG*
> >>
> >> We have one vote for Most Boring Joketeller in the Universe. Do I hear two?
> >
> >Do you have your ear up against the toilet door?
>
> cmsg newgroup alt.nuke.the.USA.hfw-clones
You forgot alt.fan.Jeffrey-Harris
The 2-Belo
pieces all over the front row:
>The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>>
>> >> >> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
>> >> >> > >
>> >> >> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
>> >> >> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
>> >> >> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
>> >> >> > you.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
>> >> >
>> >> >Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
>> >> >when you started leaving replies for me.
>> >>
>> >> "Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
>> >
>> >More surprising than anything. I was told that I'd have to carefully
>> >construct a towering POST OF DOOM to sucker you guys in.
>>
>> Yeah, that post you snarfed out of left field and slapped an alt.flame subject
>> line onto was really carefully constructed, I'll tell ya.
>>
>> </sarcasm> <-- I'm assuming that this is required.
>
>No kidding. The point is it still worked a treat.
Bah. Trolling assumes that the "victim" does not know who you really are. I
don't know who the fuck you are *now*, so I couldn't really give a fuck.
Besides, you were actually *better* when you were STEALING flames. Maybe you
should go back to being whoever the hell you were before, eh?
>> >After seeing
>> >what you have to offer, all that was left to be said was "bollocks".
>>
>> Excuse the IKYABWAI for a second, but after reading *your* posts, all I could
>> think of to say was, "Huh?"
>
>Excused. And it is to be expected that you will not understand most
>posts here.
I understand *posts*; what I don't understand is the *nonsensical bullshit*
you're trying to palm off on this group as posts, shitsnuggle.
>> You make the alt.non.sequiturians sound like Winston
>> Churchill, for chrissake.
>
>Yep, WE haven't heard a peep out of either of them for a long long time.
>(Would you like me to explain that to you slowly, or do you think you
>can nut this one out all by yourself?)
Maybe *I* should clarify. The non-sequitur guys are actually *funny*.
>> >> >> What part of his "my current state of boredom" was unclear anyway?
>> >>
>> >> Probably the words with more than one syllable.
>> >
>> >"Noone will talk to me! Boo Hoo.[...]"
>>
>> Thanks for admitting that you are, in fact, "no one".
>
>Where did I say that, oh stickler for correctness?
You figure it out, idiot. Or ask one of the other bastards in antU that might be
able to aquire a clue via parcel post.
>> >> Note: People who type "it's" when they mean "its" really turn me off.
>> >
>> >Thank God for that.
>>
>> No, thank a decent education, Jeffo.
>> I learned about apostrophes in, oh, the
>> first grade, IIRC. Were you sick that day, or what?
>
>In the comuter age, sloppyness isn't exactly frowned upon.
Which computer age are YOU in, Jeffo? The one I'm in states that anyone who
can't at least remember basic grammar is a cretin. Typos are to be expected
("sloppyness"?)... but, at least on Usenet, the posts make the man. And you
haven't got much in the way of posts at the moment, so...
>I hear in
>your day left handed or untidy children were beaten with a stick, so I
>understand why your generation harps on about such things.
Now, which generation do you think I'm in, cockboil?
The 2-Belo
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>
>> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
>> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740D2...@uws.edu.au>
>> pieces all over the front row:
>>
>> >The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, rushed
>> >> to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>> >> <3740B8...@uws.edu.au> pieces all over the front row:
>> >>
>> >> >The Man From V.U.L.I.S. wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
>> >> >> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <3740A4...@uws.edu.au>
>> >> >> pieces all over the front row:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Let's just say I won't ask you to post proof for your apparent
>> >> >> >> knowledge of the opaqueness of any fluids at, around, near or from
>> >> >> >> 2-Belo.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I already have, you just couldn't see it through your "cataracts".
>> >> >>
>> >> >> I don't know whether to feel like I'm being stalked, or throw up, or laugh my
>> >> >> ass off at the constant spewing of non-sequiturs.
>> >> >
>> >> >You'll find that you feel with your fingers.
>> >>
>> >> *GONG*
>> >>
>> >> We have one vote for Most Boring Joketeller in the Universe. Do I hear two?
>> >
>> >Do you have your ear up against the toilet door?
>>
>> cmsg newgroup alt.nuke.the.USA.hfw-clones
>
>You forgot alt.fan.Jeffrey-Harris
If I newgrouped it, so would everyone else.
Lee Jackson Beauregard
Jeffrey Harris <j.ha...@uws.edu.au> wrote:
>Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
>alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
>down what happened.
So just what did you "winners" <snicker> write about our last encounter,
back in October, when you were just kind of...there?
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Jeffrey Harris
>
> >> >> >> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> >> >> >> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
> >> >> >> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
> >> >> >> > you.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
> >> >> >when you started leaving replies for me.
> >> >>
> >> >> "Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
> >> >
> >> >More surprising than anything. I was told that I'd have to carefully
> >> >construct a towering POST OF DOOM to sucker you guys in.
> >>
> >> Yeah, that post you snarfed out of left field and slapped an alt.flame subject
> >> line onto was really carefully constructed, I'll tell ya.
> >>
> >> </sarcasm> <-- I'm assuming that this is required.
> >
> >No kidding. The point is it still worked a treat.
>
> Bah.
> Trolling assumes that the "victim" does not know who you really are.
Trolling? I just wanted an argument with someone different.
> I don't know who the fuck you are *now*, so I couldn't really give a
> fuck.
You just covered that. Do you normally do this when beaten to a pulp?
[...]
> >> You make the alt.non.sequiturians sound like Winston
> >> Churchill, for chrissake.
> >
> >Yep, WE haven't heard a peep out of either of them for a long long time.
> >(Would you like me to explain that to you slowly, or do you think you
> >can nut this one out all by yourself?)
>
> Maybe *I* should clarify. The non-sequitur guys are actually *funny*.
OK I'll explain it for you and your kind.
Churchill is dead, thus we don't "hear" from HIM anymore, like the
non-sequituries.
[Pause for applause]
The 2-Belo
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>
>> >> >> >> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
>> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
>> >> >> >> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
>> >> >> >> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
>> >> >> >> > you.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
>> >> >> >when you started leaving replies for me.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> "Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
>> >> >
>> >> >More surprising than anything. I was told that I'd have to carefully
>> >> >construct a towering POST OF DOOM to sucker you guys in.
>> >>
>> >> Yeah, that post you snarfed out of left field and slapped an alt.flame subject
>> >> line onto was really carefully constructed, I'll tell ya.
>> >>
>> >> </sarcasm> <-- I'm assuming that this is required.
>> >
>> >No kidding. The point is it still worked a treat.
>>
>> Bah.
>> Trolling assumes that the "victim" does not know who you really are.
>
>Trolling? I just wanted an argument with someone different.
You called it a troll, and now you say it's not. Which is it? Or is this just
exultation that someone finally acknowledged your pathetic existence?
>> I don't know who the fuck you are *now*, so I couldn't really give a
>> fuck.
>
>You just covered that.
Because you kept calling what you did "trolling". At least until this last post,
when you backpedaled.
You're quite the confused little fuck, aren't you?
>[...]
>
>> >> You make the alt.non.sequiturians sound like Winston
>> >> Churchill, for chrissake.
>> >
>> >Yep, WE haven't heard a peep out of either of them for a long long time.
>> >(Would you like me to explain that to you slowly, or do you think you
>> >can nut this one out all by yourself?)
>>
>> Maybe *I* should clarify. The non-sequitur guys are actually *funny*.
>
>OK I'll explain it for you and your kind.
>
>Churchill is dead
He *still* makes more sense than you do, Jeffo.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> >> >> >> >> > > >alt.flamers and atheists are all we could get thus far.
> >> >> >> >> > >
> >> >> >> >> > > You putzes got a *reply*, and to a post that said nothing more than "Atheists
> >> >> >> >> > > are dumb". All this proves is my current state of boredom.
> >> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >> > Strange - My ultimate post to alt.flame EVER, a boring and inept troll I
> >> >> >> >> > apparently did in my sleep, is still getting replies from the likes of
> >> >> >> >> > you.
> >> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> >> Actually, someone else did it in his sleep, you merely reposted it.
> >> >> >> >
> >> >> >> >Maybe, I can't say - I wasn't concious at the time. I only noticed it
> >> >> >> >when you started leaving replies for me.
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> "Someone answered my brainless drivel!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!!1!!!!11"
> >> >> >
> >> >> >More surprising than anything. I was told that I'd have to carefully
> >> >> >construct a towering POST OF DOOM to sucker you guys in.
> >> >>
> >> >> Yeah, that post you snarfed out of left field and slapped an alt.flame subject
> >> >> line onto was really carefully constructed, I'll tell ya.
> >> >>
> >> >> </sarcasm> <-- I'm assuming that this is required.
> >> >
> >> >No kidding. The point is it still worked a treat.
> >>
> >> Bah.
> >> Trolling assumes that the "victim" does not know who you really are.
> >
> >Trolling? I just wanted an argument with someone different.
>
> You called it a troll, and now you say it's not.
And you are here arguing the toss with me.
> Which is it?
Strange, I was told it wasn't mine.
> Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> pathetic existence?
When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> >> I don't know who the fuck you are *now*, so I couldn't really give a
> >> fuck.
> >
> >You just covered that.
>
> Because you kept calling what you did "trolling".
According to your alt.flame bretheren I never posted the message,
someone else did while I was sleeping. I can only be directed by their
information.
> At least until this last post, when you backpedaled.
Good try, for you.
> You're quite the confused little fuck, aren't you?
Nah. Unlike you, I don't naturally count in base-11.
> >[...]
> >
> >> >> You make the alt.non.sequiturians sound like Winston
> >> >> Churchill, for chrissake.
> >> >
> >> >Yep, WE haven't heard a peep out of either of them for a long long time.
> >> >(Would you like me to explain that to you slowly, or do you think you
> >> >can nut this one out all by yourself?)
> >>
> >> Maybe *I* should clarify. The non-sequitur guys are actually *funny*.
> >
> >OK I'll explain it for you and your kind.
> >
> >Churchill is dead
>
> He *still* makes more sense than you do, Jeffo.
Does Churchill still talk to you?
Jeffrey Harris
>
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>
> Jeffrey Harris <j.ha...@uws.edu.au> wrote:
>
> >Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
> >alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
> >down what happened.
>
> So just what did you "winners" <snicker> write about our last encounter,
> back in October, when you were just kind of...there?
We honestly didn't even know you still existed.
The 2-Belo
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
[...]
>> >> I don't know who the fuck you are *now*, so I couldn't really give a
>> >> fuck.
>> >
>> >You just covered that.
>>
>> Because you kept calling what you did "trolling".
>
>According to your alt.flame bretheren I never posted the message,
>someone else did while I was sleeping.
[eyeroll]
Maybe I should wait until you've read the entire thread over again and actually
know what the hell you're talking about before I make any further attempt to
have an actual conversation. You growing a sense of irony would also help.
[Jeffo's confused blatherings flushed]
The 2-Belo
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>The 2-Belo wrote:
>
>[...]
>
>> >> Because you kept calling what you did "trolling".
>> >
>> >According to your alt.flame bretheren I never posted the message,
>> >someone else did while I was sleeping.
>>
>> [eyeroll]
>
>That usually happens before I render you unconcious
...out of boredom...
>with my prolific
>writings.
Palmjob?
Jeffrey Harris
[...]
> >> Because you kept calling what you did "trolling".
> >
> >According to your alt.flame bretheren I never posted the message,
> >someone else did while I was sleeping.
>
> [eyeroll]
That usually happens before I render you unconcious with my prolific
writings.
[...]
> [Jeffo's confused blatherings flushed]
You'll need a chisel, I had some Barium Meal.
Menjy
>The 2-Belo wrote:
[...]
>I render you unconcious with my prolific writings.
Biil, meet Jeffy, the great pretender.
--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 12th March 99)
"my flames have made me the most flamer in net history"
-Palmjob, writing a "w" upside-down, and omitting an "r" in
<6hhlsr$i...@dfw-ixnews3.ix.netcom.com>
Menjy
>The 2-Belo wrote:
[...]
>I render you unconcious with my prolific writings.
Biil, meet Jeffy, the great pretender.
Note to self : NEXT TIME, PROOFREAD YOUR FUCKING NG LINE.
[slaps self upside head, hard]
MoE
<3740FE...@uws.edu.au>:
>That usually happens before I render you unconcious with my prolific
>writings.
Autoflame grade: A.
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
--
>The sooner people start treating it accordingly, then the sooner the
>repetitive posts from either Postmaster or myself will cease.
Elaine Matthews promises to spam Usenet in
<370b9f22....@news.vianet.on.ca>
cjcmeow at iserve dot net. Pass the IQ test.
anty-spmamn bagde #29437qk276kp0
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
Unawares, Moes flabby arms rested on the keyboard.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > The 2-Belo wrote:
>
> [...]
>
> > > pathetic existence?
> >
> > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
>
>
> BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
> existence...
Did someone say something?
Oh it was still nobody.
The 2-Belo
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>Flame Jeroen wrote:
>>
>> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > The 2-Belo wrote:
>>
>> [...]
>>
>> > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
>> > > pathetic existence?
>> >
>> > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
>>
>> Auto-flame grade A+
>>
>> BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
>> existence...
>
>Did someone say something?
>
>Oh it was still nobody.
Tell you what, Jeffo, let's pretend you actually limped your way into alt.flame
with an actual idea of what you would be saying, other than being such a dense
little putz that the rest of us are genuinely wondering why we're wasting our
time trying to hold a flamewar with, well, a corpse.
In that scenario (note to fuckheads with microscopic attention spans: we were
pretending you actually had something to say), there would be:
a) a subject, or a focus of the argument;
b) some actual flames and/or strategy from your end;
c) an absence of Dramamine and No-Doz on my desk.
Yet, none of the above conditions have been met, and quite frankly, Jeffo,
you're [holds thumb and forefinger close together] THIIIS close to becoming
another inmate in Plonkatraz.
I'm a generous person; I'll give you one or two more reply cycles to think up
something that will keep me awake here, or you're fucked.
Ball's in your court, fucknut. Get that racket out of your ass.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> >> > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> >> > > pathetic existence?
> >> >
> >> > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> >>
> >> Auto-flame grade A+
> >>
> >> BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
> >> existence...
> >
> >Did someone say something?
> >
> >Oh it was still nobody.
>
> Tell you what, Jeffo, let's pretend you actually limped your way into alt.flame
> with an actual idea of what you would be saying, other than being such a dense
> little putz that the rest of us are genuinely wondering why we're wasting our
> time trying to hold a flamewar with, well, a corpse.
Tell you what, I'll go along with this so you have something to do when
you next check a.f
> In that scenario (note to fuckheads with microscopic attention spans: we were
> pretending you actually had something to say), there would be:
>
> a) a subject, or a focus of the argument;
The fact that I can come here, sprout the weakest shit seen, and you all
still jump on like your lives depend on it.
[...]
> I'm a generous person; I'll give you one or two more reply cycles to think up
> something that will keep me awake here, or you're fucked.
Uh huh, you people need me, and I'll stay and help, but only if you ask
real nice like.
> Ball's in your court, fucknut. Get that racket out of your ass.
Where else can I put if if I'm going to beat you with both hands tied
behind my back?
MoE
>MoE wrote:
>>
>> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
>
>Unawares,
Becaus eyou put me to sleep. Now quit tapping me on the head in order for
you to bore me even more.
The 2-Belo
to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>
>> >> > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
>> >> > > pathetic existence?
>> >> >
>> >> > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
>> >>
>> >> Auto-flame grade A+
>> >>
>> >> BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
>> >> existence...
>> >
>> >Did someone say something?
>> >
>> >Oh it was still nobody.
>>
>> Tell you what, Jeffo, let's pretend you actually limped your way into alt.flame
>> with an actual idea of what you would be saying, other than being such a dense
>> little putz that the rest of us are genuinely wondering why we're wasting our
>> time trying to hold a flamewar with, well, a corpse.
>
>Tell you what, I'll go along with this so you have something to do when
>you next check a.f
>
>> In that scenario (note to fuckheads with microscopic attention spans: we were
>> pretending you actually had something to say), there would be:
>>
>> a) a subject, or a focus of the argument;
>
>The fact that I can come here, sprout the weakest shit seen
Case Closed.
*plonk*
Jeffrey Harris
>
> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
> <374208...@uws.edu.au>:
>
> >MoE wrote:
> >>
> >> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
> >
> >Unawares,
>
> Becaus eyou put me to sleep.
Your flabby arm must have hit the space bar too.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris barged completely uninvited into alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, rushed
> to the podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
> <374225...@uws.edu.au> pieces all over the front row:
>
> >The 2-Belo wrote:
> >>
> >> >> > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> >> >> > > pathetic existence?
> >> >> >
> >> >> > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> >> >>
> >> >> Auto-flame grade A+
> >> >>
> >> >> BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
> >> >> existence...
> >> >
> >> >Did someone say something?
> >> >
> >> >Oh it was still nobody.
> >>
> >> Tell you what, Jeffo, let's pretend you actually limped your way into alt.flame
> >> with an actual idea of what you would be saying, other than being such a dense
> >> little putz that the rest of us are genuinely wondering why we're wasting our
> >> time trying to hold a flamewar with, well, a corpse.
> >
> >Tell you what, I'll go along with this so you have something to do when
> >you next check a.f
> >
> >> In that scenario (note to fuckheads with microscopic attention spans: we were
> >> pretending you actually had something to say), there would be:
> >>
> >> a) a subject, or a focus of the argument;
> >
> >The fact that I can come here, sprout the weakest shit seen
>
> Case Closed.
and you still have no defence for it.
Lee Jackson Beauregard
Jeffrey Harripalms <j.ha...@uws.edu.au> wrote:
>Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
>>
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>> Jeffrey Harris <j.ha...@uws.edu.au> wrote:
>>
>> >Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
>> >alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
>> >down what happened.
>>
>> So just what did you "winners" <snicker> write about our last encounter,
>> back in October, when you were just kind of...there?
>
>We honestly didn't even know you still existed.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
- --
-----------============<[ Lee Jackson Beauregard ]>============-----------
PGP public key at http://www.smart.net/~rchason/pubkey.asc
Delenda est Windoze!
----
"To bad you don't own a good dictionary, Ignormus Montgomery."
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MoE
>MoE wrote:
>>
>> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
>> <374208...@uws.edu.au>:
>>
>> >MoE wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
>> >
>> >Unawares,
>>
>> Becaus eyou put me to sleep.
>
>Your flabby arm must have hit the space bar too.
Here's a hint...
Non sequiturs != style
Jeffrey Harris
>
> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
>
> Jeffrey Harripalms <j.ha...@uws.edu.au> wrote:
>
> >Lee Jackson Beauregard wrote:
> >>
> >> -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----
> >>
> >> Jeffrey Harris <j.ha...@uws.edu.au> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Sorry Miladdo, history is written by the winners, and every
> >> >alt.flame-antU battle has gone to show that the Aunties get to write
> >> >down what happened.
> >>
> >> So just what did you "winners" <snicker> write about our last encounter,
> >> back in October, when you were just kind of...there?
> >
> >We honestly didn't even know you still existed.
>
> Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I know, the continued existance of alt.flame was a shock to me too. At
worst, I expected to see a new generation of "d00ds" calling each other
fjuckheads.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
> <37422A...@uws.edu.au>:
>
> >MoE wrote:
> >>
> >> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
> >> <374208...@uws.edu.au>:
> >>
> >> >MoE wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
> >> >
> >> >Unawares,
> >>
> >> Becaus eyou put me to sleep.
> >
> >Your flabby arm must have hit the space bar too.
>
> Here's a hint...
As the clue train left 2 days ago I'd be surprised if you could remember
what they told you.
> Non sequiturs != style
You should try and think a little laterally - I suggest the best works
of De Bono - War and possibly Boy.
104 KG
Jeffrey Harris wrote in message <374208...@uws.edu.au>...
>MoE wrote:
>>
>> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
>
>Unawares, Moes flabby arms rested on the keyboard.
LOL. The old ones are the best.
104 KG
The 2-Belo wrote in message <37533658....@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>...
The "Emperor of Meow" PLONK s now? Bwahahahahahahahahahaa.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
weighty
--
"You are a sick twisted little fuck with an evil little mind. Drop
dead.
<plonk>" - raven1
Flame Jeroen
> Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >
> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > The 2-Belo wrote:
> >
> > [...]
> >
> > > > pathetic existence?
> > >
> > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> >
> > Auto-flame grade A+
> >
> > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
> > existence...
>
> Did someone say something?
Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly, after
being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie came up
with this lame dodge:
> Oh it was still nobody.
Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
--
FJ - http://www.wilhelp.demon.nl/
"Those are my principles.
If you don't like them, I have others.", Groucho Marx
"You will soon realize you are dealing with somebody who is
so sick and so obsessed with me that you will (if I may be
allowed a comic exaggeration) no doubt start hearing that
weird "psycho" noise before the Tony Perkins comes in with
the big knife before you exit his archive!",
Bill "Palmjob" Palmer, on yours truly, in article:
<7cnf62$5...@sjx-ixn9.ix.netcom.com>
Flame Jeroen
104 KG
Flame Jeroen wrote in message
<927137888.12138....@news.demon.nl>...
>Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> >
>> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > The 2-Belo wrote:
>> >
>> > [...]
>> >
>> > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
>> > > > pathetic existence?
>> > >
>> > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
>> >
>> > Auto-flame grade A+
>> >
>> > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your
pathetic
>> > existence...
>>
>> Did someone say something?
>
>Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly,
after
>being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie
came up
>with this lame dodge:
>
>> Oh it was still nobody.
>
>Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
>
>Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
DOH!
104 KG
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > >
> > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > The 2-Belo wrote:
> > >
> > > [...]
> > >
> > > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> > > > > pathetic existence?
> > > >
> > > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> > >
> > > Auto-flame grade A+
> > >
> > > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
> > > existence...
> >
> > Did someone say something?
>
> Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly, after
> being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie came up
> with this lame dodge:
>
> > Oh it was still nobody.
>
> Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
>
> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
I didn't mean to get you so upset that you had to post twice. Come now,
this is just a game.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > >
> > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > The 2-Belo wrote:
> > >
> > > [...]
> > >
> > > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> > > > > pathetic existence?
> > > >
> > > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> > >
> > > Auto-flame grade A+
> > >
> > > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your pathetic
> > > existence...
> >
> > Did someone say something?
>
> Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly, after
> being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie came up
> with this lame dodge:
>
> > Oh it was still nobody.
>
> Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
>
> Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
The retarded do slur their words, but I didn't think they typed that
way.
MoE
>MoE wrote:
>>
>> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
>> <37422A...@uws.edu.au>:
>>
>> >MoE wrote:
>> >>
>> >> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
>> >> <374208...@uws.edu.au>:
>> >>
>> >> >MoE wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
>> >> >
>> >> >Unawares,
>> >>
>> >> Becaus eyou put me to sleep.
>> >
>> >Your flabby arm must have hit the space bar too.
>>
>> Here's a hint...
>
>As the clue train left 2 days ago
Nothing special here. When we kicked the crap out of you last year, it
was because even the best could do nothing but drivel out "IKYABWAI" and
various permutations of "You Suck."
Nothing's changed.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
> <374248...@uws.edu.au>:
>
> >MoE wrote:
> >>
> >> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
> >> <37422A...@uws.edu.au>:
> >>
> >> >MoE wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> OOOH, And I wuv you too! Jeffrey Harris wrote in
> >> >> <374208...@uws.edu.au>:
> >> >>
> >> >> >MoE wrote:
> >> >> >>
> >> >> >> Zzzzzzzzzzzz
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Unawares,
> >> >>
> >> >> Becaus eyou put me to sleep.
> >> >
> >> >Your flabby arm must have hit the space bar too.
> >>
> >> Here's a hint...
> >
> >As the clue train left 2 days ago
>
> Nothing special here.
Sure you are - we even had an olympics named after you.
Flame Jeroen
> Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >
> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > > The 2-Belo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > [...]
> > > >
> > > > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> > > > > > pathetic existence?
> > > > >
> > > > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> > > >
> > > > Auto-flame grade A+
> > > >
> > > > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your
pathetic
> > > > existence...
> > >
> > > Did someone say something?
> >
> > Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly,
after
> > being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie came
up
> > with this lame dodge:
> >
> > > Oh it was still nobody.
> >
> > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
> >
> > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
>
> this is just a game.
<shrug> My news-server doesn't carry your piss-auntie little group. When I
checked alt.flame, the first post had expired already, so I rearranged the
group-line a bit and re-posted.
The irony is: You got to read it twice and it *still* went over your head,
dicksplash.
Flame Jeroen
> Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >
> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > > The 2-Belo wrote:
> > > >
> > > > [...]
> > > >
> > > > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> > > > > > pathetic existence?
> > > > >
> > > > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> > > >
> > > > Auto-flame grade A+
> > > >
> > > > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your
pathetic
> > > > existence...
> > >
> > > Did someone say something?
> >
> > Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly,
after
> > being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie came
up
> > with this lame dodge:
> >
> > > Oh it was still nobody.
> >
> > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
> >
> > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
>
> way.
Go a bit easy on the cliche retorts, Jeffie. I wouldn't want you to run out of
"material" after a couple of more replies. Have I called you a 'fuckhead', yet?
I guess not. I will correct that oversight immediately:
Fuckhead.
The 2-Belo
took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
Fuckhead.
The 2-Belo
huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <7i12b5$p8a$1...@dosa.alt.net> pieces all
over the front row:
>
>Jeffrey Harris wrote in message <37435F...@uws.edu.au>...
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>
>>> Tim Thorne barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the
>podium,
>>> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>>> <3766107f...@hell-flame-wars.org> pieces all over the front row:
>>>
>>> >"104 KG" <10...@iname.com> wrote:
>>> >>The 2-Belo wrote in message
><37533658....@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>...
>>> >[...]
>>> >>>Case Closed.
>>> >>>
>>> >>>*plonk*
>>> >>
>>> >>The "Emperor of Meow" PLONK s now? Bwahahahahahahahahahaa.
>>> >
>>> >He does it with unerring regularity. Check his headers.
>>>
>>> You're on escorted leave, Timmy.
>>
>>The pussy is having Tim stalked. How very, very sad.
>
>I hear 2-belo works for globalnet special forces now. He's a Cabal agent...
There Is No Cabal.
>Weighty
But no gravity.
Jeffrey Harris
PKB, you "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........" sprouting
turdling.
[...]
> Have I called you a 'fuckhead', yet?
It's about all you could handle.
Bum-Tunnel.
Flame Jeroen
> "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> >Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> [...]
> >> I didn't mean to get you so upset that you had to post twice. Come now,
> >> this is just a game.
> >
> ><shrug> My news-server doesn't carry your piss-auntie little group.
>
No, it doesn't, my-only-friend-is-a-botboy. It *does* carry alt.nuke.the.usa,
antU's smaller sibling, but it doesn't carry the real thing. I'll get over it,
I'm sure...
Anything else, FySH?
No dropped threads, on alt.flame, you should be attending to,
three-weeks-holiday-at-fucking-home-boy?
No more European ethnicity "knowledge", you wish to share, wankstainboy?
<listens closely>
Nope, the white noise has disappeared. Good FySH. On your way then,
my-idea-of-a-life-is-playing-with-my-bot-on-X-Masboy. I believe, Julie needs
your emotional support again...
--
FJ "Arguing with me, only proves that I know more than you do" -
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > >
> > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > > > The 2-Belo wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > [...]
> > > > >
> > > > > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> > > > > > > pathetic existence?
> > > > > >
> > > > > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> > > > >
> > > > > Auto-flame grade A+
> > > > >
> > > > > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your
> pathetic
> > > > > existence...
> > > >
> > > > Did someone say something?
> > >
> > > Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly,
> after
> > > being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie came
> up
> > > with this lame dodge:
> > >
> > > > Oh it was still nobody.
> > >
> > > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
> > >
> > > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
> >
> > this is just a game.
>
> <shrug> My news-server doesn't
handle capitalization.
Flame Jeroen
> > > way.
> >
> > Go a bit easy on the cliche retorts, Jeffie.
>
> PKB, you "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........" sprouting
> turdling.
IKYABWAI, you "yer a nobody" shrieking auto-flamer.
> [...]
>
> > Have I called you a 'fuckhead', yet?
>
> It's about all you could handle.
Hah! Another insipid lameass complains about being called a fuckhead. So what
else is fucking new? I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something
that can be construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given
your obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little pissauntie who
makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic amount more
credible by comparison'. Fair enough?
> Bum-Tunnel.
Ass-goblin.
P.S. Fuckhead.
--
FJ - http://www.wilhelp.demon.nl/
Flame Jeroen
> > > this is just a game.
> >
> > <shrug> My news-server doesn't
>
> handle capitalization.
Wrong, dicksplash. It really doesn't carry antU, only antu. It does carry
alt.compUSA.employees for instance, so the no-capitalization theory doesn't
hold.
Well, there's always propagation...
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Flame Jeroen barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>
> >Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> > > > > The 2-Belo wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > [...]
> >> > > >
> >> > > > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> >> > > > > > pathetic existence?
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Auto-flame grade A+
> >> > > >
> >> > > > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your
> >pathetic
> >> > > > existence...
> >> > >
> >> > > Did someone say something?
> >> >
> >> > Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly,
> >after
> >> > being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie came
> >up
> >> > with this lame dodge:
> >> >
> >> > > Oh it was still nobody.
> >> >
> >> > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
> >> >
> >> > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
> >>
> >> way.
> >
> >"material" after a couple of more replies. Have I called you a 'fuckhead', yet?
> >I guess not. I will correct that oversight immediately:
> >
> >Fuckhead.
> Fuckhead.
You can see why aunties quake at the sight of these guys...
Jeffrey Harris
> > > > this is just a game.
> > >
> > > <shrug> My news-server doesn't
> >
> > handle capitalization.
>
> Wrong, dicksplash. It really doesn't carry antU, only antu.
Where did I disagree with that, turdling?
If you go on like this, you'll never become a turd.
Jeffrey Harris
>
> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > >
> > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > > >
> > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > Oh it was still nobody.
> > > > >
> > > > > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
> > > > >
> > > > > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
> > > >
> > > > way.
> > >
> > > Go a bit easy on the cliche retorts, Jeffie.
> >
> > turdling.
>
> IKYABWAI, you "yer a nobody" shrieking auto-flamer.
It must be good having a rulebook concealed in your rectal cavity for
emergencies such as this.
> > [...]
> >
> > > Have I called you a 'fuckhead', yet?
> >
> > It's about all you could handle.
>
> Hah! Another insipid lameass complains about being called a fuckhead. So what
> else is fucking new?
Being called a fuckhead by you 12 toed inbreds is something to laugh at.
It means you've run out of ideas. I'm surprised you don't preface all
your posts with "fuckhead".
> I'll make you a deal, Jeffie:
The trousers stay on, you sick fuck.
> > Bum-Tunnel.
> Ass-goblin.
Rectal-Themometer.
> P.S. Fuckhead.
Blind Deer.
104 KG
The 2-Belo wrote in message <3744a03e....@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>...
>104 KG barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
took a
>huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <7i12b5$p8a$1...@dosa.alt.net>
pieces all
>over the front row:
>
>>
>>podium,
>>>> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>>>>
>>>> >"104 KG" <10...@iname.com> wrote:
>>>> >>The 2-Belo wrote in message
>><37533658....@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>...
>>>> >[...]
>>>> >>>Case Closed.
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>*plonk*
>>>> >>
>>>> >>The "Emperor of Meow" PLONK s now? Bwahahahahahahahahahaa.
>>>> >
>>>> >He does it with unerring regularity. Check his headers.
>>>>
>>>> You're on escorted leave, Timmy.
>>>
>>>The pussy is having Tim stalked. How very, very sad.
>>
>>I hear 2-belo works for globalnet special forces now. He's a Cabal
agent...
>
>There Is No Cabal.
Bwahahahaha./ Oh The old ones *are* the best...
>
>>Weighty
>
>But no gravity.
But Gravitas aplenty.
The 2-Belo
podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
No. Really. My black helicopter doesn't even have tinted glass.
[Sheesh, Thorne's the one who likes to censor everyone he doesn't agree with,
and *I'm* "cabal"?]
>>>Weighty
>>
>>But no gravity.
>
>But Gravitas aplenty.
Read: Full of very dense shit.
Flame Jeroen
> Flame Jeroen barged completely uninvited into alt.flame, rushed to the podium,
> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
row:
>
> >Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >> >
> >> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> > > >
> >> > > > [...]
> >> > > >
> >> > > > > > Or is this just exultation that someone finally acknowledged your
> >> > > > > > pathetic existence?
> >> > > > >
> >> > > > > When someone does, I'll be sure to let you know.
> >> > > >
> >> > > > Auto-flame grade A+
> >> > > >
> >> > > > BTW, dicksplash, you can drop the 2 a line now; I acknowledged your
> >pathetic
> >> > > > existence...
> >> > >
> >> > > Did someone say something?
> >> >
> >> > Yup, some piss-auntie put his foot in his mouth. Rather unsurprisingly,
> >after
> >> > being notified of the silliness of his pathetic attempts, little Jeffie
came
> >up
> >> > with this lame dodge:
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
> >> >
> >> > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
> >>
> >> The retarded do slur their words, but I didn't think they typed that
> >> way.
> >
of
yet?
> >I guess not. I will correct that oversight immediately:
> >
> >Fuckhead.
> Fuckhead.
Flame Jeroen
> Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >
> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
[...]
> > > > <shrug> My news-server doesn't
> > >
> > > handle capitalization.
> >
> > Wrong, dicksplash. It really doesn't carry antU, only antu. It does carry
> > alt.compUSA.employees for instance, so the no-capitalization theory
> > doesn't hold.
>
> Where did I disagree with that, turdling?
FJ: My news-server doesn't [unmarked snipping]
Fuckhead: handle capitalization.
> If you go on like this, you'll never become a turd.
If you go on like this, you'll never become a flamer.
Flame Jeroen
> Flame Jeroen wrote:
> >
> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > >
> > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > > > > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
> > > > > > > >
> > > > > > > Oh it was still nobody.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
> > > > >
> > > > > The retarded do slur their words, but I didn't think they typed that
> > > > > way.
> > > >
> > > > Go a bit easy on the cliche retorts, Jeffie.
> > >
> > > turdling.
> >
> > IKYABWAI, you "yer a nobody" shrieking auto-flamer.
>
> It must be good having a rulebook concealed in your rectal cavity for
> emergencies such as this.
"I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something that can be
construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given your
obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little pissauntie
who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic
amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
Strike one.
Fuckhead.
> > > [...]
> > >
> > > > Have I called you a 'fuckhead', yet?
> > >
> > > It's about all you could handle.
> >
> > Hah! Another insipid lameass complains about being called a fuckhead. So
what
> > else is fucking new?
>
> Being called a fuckhead by you 12 toed inbreds is something to laugh at.
> It means you've run out of ideas. I'm surprised you don't preface all
> your posts with "fuckhead".
"I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something that can be
construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given your
obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little pissauntie
who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic
amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
Strike two.
Fuckhead.
[restore unmarked deletions]
> > I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something
> > that can be construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous
> > given your obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the
> > standard epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little
> > pissauntie who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a
> > microscopic amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?
>
> The trousers stay on, you sick fuck.
Strike three.
Fuckhead.
> > > Bum-Tunnel.
> > Ass-goblin.
> Rectal-Themometer.
Fukhead.
> > P.S. Fuckhead.
> Blind Deer.
Fuckhead.
Piss off, Jeffie and don't come back until you've got something to say,
fuckhead.
TIE Lion / SySFiRe
>Flame Jeroen wrote:
>>
>> Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> > >
>> > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> > > > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > > > > >
>> > > > > > Oh it was still nobody.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
>> > > > >
>> > > > > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
>> > > >
>> > > > The retarded do slur their words, but I didn't think they typed that
>> > > > way.
>> > >
>> > > Go a bit easy on the cliche retorts, Jeffie.
>> >
>> > PKB, you "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........" sprouting
>> > turdling.
>>
>> IKYABWAI, you "yer a nobody" shrieking auto-flamer.
>
>It must be good having a rulebook concealed in your rectal cavity for
>emergencies such as this.
>
>> >
>> > > Have I called you a 'fuckhead', yet?
>> >
>> > It's about all you could handle.
>>
>> Hah! Another insipid lameass complains about being called a fuckhead. So what
>> else is fucking new?
>
>Being called a fuckhead by you 12 toed inbreds is something to laugh at.
>It means you've run out of ideas. I'm surprised you don't preface all
>your posts with "fuckhead".
>
>> I'll make you a deal, Jeffie:
>
Ahh.. so *real* deals you make with trousers off?
>
>> > Bum-Tunnel.
>> Ass-goblin.
>Rectal-Themometer.
>
>> P.S. Fuckhead.
>Blind Deer.
>
>
--
- TIE Lion / SySTeM FiRe
Flame Jeroen
> "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> >Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> [...]
> >
> >Fuckhead.
> >
> >Fuckhead.
> >
> >Fukhead.
> >
> >Fuckhead.
> >
> >fuckhead.
>
> It's good
Thanks, slurpboy. Your approval means so much to me.
Fuckhead.
Flame Jeroen
> "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> >Tim Thorne wrote:
> >> "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> >> >Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> [...]
> >> >> this is just a game.
> >> >
> >>
> >> Yes it does, liar.
> >
> >No, it doesn't,
>
I can't be arsed to, anal-retentive-netcopboy. Are you going to throw a whining
fit now, HFW-daisychain-slurpboy?
> >my-only-friend-is-a-botboy. It *does* carry alt.nuke.the.usa,
> >antU's smaller sibling, but it doesn't carry the real thing. I'll get over
it,
> >I'm sure...
> >
> >Anything else, FySH?
> >
> >No dropped threads, on alt.flame, you should be attending to,
> >three-weeks-holiday-at-fucking-home-boy?
> >
> >No more European ethnicity "knowledge", you wish to share, wankstainboy?
> >
> >
> >
> ><listens closely>
> >
> >
> >
> >Nope, the white noise has disappeared. Good FySH. On your way then,
> >my-idea-of-a-life-is-playing-with-my-bot-on-X-Masboy. I believe, Julie needs
> >your emotional support again...
Seen any "Serbian-Muslims" lately, if-only-my-little-bot-was-tangible-so-I-
could-rub-my-pathetic-little-pecker-against-itboy?
--
FJ "(HFW IQ)^2 + 1 = 1 Solve for HFW IQ" - http://www.wilhelp.demon.nl/
Menjy
>FJ "(HFW IQ)^2 + 1 = 1 Solve for HFW IQ"
Well there's only ONE solution to this one.
--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://members.xoom.com/fgentry/ (updated 14th May 99)
"There is nothing worse than having a spare couple of
hours and you can't find an open server to abuse."
-FySH "my time is precious" Thorne talking about
how he spent Boxing Day, during his three weeks
(THREE FUCKING WEEKS!!! bweehaha!) holiday on
the HipCrime Mailing List
"I was on three weeks holiday at the time."
-Tim Thorne, one of the saddest little arseholes in the direst
need of a fucking life in the entire history of UseNet.
<372bf0e3...@alpha.news.global.net.uk>
104 KG
The 2-Belo wrote in message <374bd86a....@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>...
>104 KG barged completely uninvited into alt.fan.karl-malden.nose, rushed to
the
>podium, took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>
>>
>>The 2-Belo wrote in message <3744a03e....@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>...
>>took a
>>>huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled <7i12b5$p8a$1...@dosa.alt.net>
>>pieces all
>>>over the front row:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>podium,
>>>>>> took a huge swig of Night Train wine, and hurled
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >"104 KG" <10...@iname.com> wrote:
>>>>>> >>The 2-Belo wrote in message
>>>><37533658....@newsfeed.sexzilla.net>...
>>>>>> >[...]
>>>>>> >>>Case Closed.
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>*plonk*
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>The "Emperor of Meow" PLONK s now? Bwahahahahahahahahahaa.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >He does it with unerring regularity. Check his headers.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> You're on escorted leave, Timmy.
>>>>>
>>>>>The pussy is having Tim stalked. How very, very sad.
>>>>
>>>>I hear 2-belo works for globalnet special forces now. He's a Cabal
>>agent...
>>>
>>>There Is No Cabal.
>>
>>Bwahahahaha./ Oh The old ones *are* the best...
>
>No. Really. My black helicopter doesn't even have tinted glass.
>
>[Sheesh, Thorne's the one who likes to censor everyone he doesn't agree
with,
>and *I'm* "cabal"?]
Oh, touchy...
>>>>Weighty
>>>
>>>But no gravity.
>>
>>But Gravitas aplenty.
>
>Read: Full of very dense shit.
Perhaps you need another trip to Websters on-line dictionary.
Pope Prince of Lies I
"Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> Tim Thorne wrote:
> > "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> > >Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> > [...]
> > >Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
> > >
> > >Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
> > >
> > >Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
> > >
> > >Fukhead.
Fuckhead.
> > >
> > >Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
> > >
> > >fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
> >
> > It's good
>
> Thanks, slurpboy. Your approval means so much to me.
>
> Fuckhead.
Fuckhead.
--
Pope Prince of Lies I mhm 16x8
pee jay zee at alt dot net killfiled by TheBob
"He has made my top ten fuckheads list."
- Jules speaks his mind regarding Yours Truly.
"I'm no racist, just a fella who made an error of judgement re
choice of material."
- Jules apologizes for his "Niggers should be shot at birth" remark
"He merely cocked up when he began posting to usenet."
-Timmy Thorne/Antaine regarding Jules.
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104 KG
Flame Jeroen wrote in message
<927290754.26677....@news.demon.nl>...
>Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> >
>> > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> > > >
>> > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > > > > > Flame Jeroen wrote:
>> > > > > > > > Jeffrey Harris wrote:
>> > > > > > > >
>> > > > > > > Oh it was still nobody.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Seeeeuuuuuuuuuuure, dicksplash.
>> > > > > >
>> > > > > > Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........
>> > > > >
>> > > > > The retarded do slur their words, but I didn't think they typed
that
>> > > > > way.
>> > > >
>> > > > Go a bit easy on the cliche retorts, Jeffie.
>> > >
>> > > PKB, you "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........" sprouting
>> > > turdling.
>> >
>> > IKYABWAI, you "yer a nobody" shrieking auto-flamer.
>>
>> It must be good having a rulebook concealed in your rectal cavity for
>> emergencies such as this.
>
> construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given your
> obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
> epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little
pissauntie
> who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic
> amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
All you can do is fuckhead cascades- why not just stick to them ?
Flame Jeroen
[...]
> >"I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something that can be
> > construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given your
> > obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
> > epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little
> pissauntie
> > who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic
> > amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
>
> All you can do is fuckhead cascades- why not just stick to them ?
Stale, overused taunt != Flame. HTH.FOAD.M
--
FJ - http://www.wilhelp.demon.nl/
Flame Jeroen
> "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> >Tim Thorne wrote:
> >> "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> >> >Tim Thorne wrote:
> >> >> "Flame Jeroen" <funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> wrote:
> >> >> >Jeffrey Harris wrote:
> >> >> [...]
now,
> >> >> >> this is just a game.
> >> >> >
> >> >> ><shrug> My news-server doesn't carry your piss-auntie little group.
> >> >>
> >> >> Yes it does, liar.
> >> >
> >> >No, it doesn't,
> >>
> >> Use your Altopia account, liar.
> >
> >I can't be arsed to, anal-retentive-netcopboy. Are you going to throw a
> >whining fit now, HFW-daisychain-slurpboy?
>
> "My news-server doesn't carry your piss-auntie little group."
I use Demon for 99.99% of my posts. Altopia was used for the Karen Jesse Novel
troll. It's my reserve account which I can't be arsed to use for trivia like
piss-aunties, or you for that matter, if-only-I-had-a-life-so-I-wouldn't-have-
to-spend-XMas-playing-with-a-supercede-botboy.
> >Seen any "Serbian-Muslims" lately, if-only-my-little-bot-was-tangible-so-I-
> >could-rub-my-pathetic-little-pecker-against-itboy?
>
> <laugh>
Sure, slurpboy, laugh away.
Let's have a quick glance into the possibilities of the future, if I could be
bothered to indulge your little whining fits:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Liar.
>>>>>>>>>>>>I use Demon for 99.99% of my posts. Altopia was used for the Karen
Jesse Novel
>>>>>>>>>>>>troll. It's my reserve account which I can't be arsed to use for
trivia like
>>>>>>>>>>>>piss-aunties, or you for that matter,
>>>>>>>>>>>>if-only-I-had-a-life-so-I-wouldn't-have-to-spend-XMas-playing-with-a
-superced-bo
>>>>>>>>>>>>tboy.
>>>>>>>>>>> Liar.
>>>>>>>>>>I use Demon for 99.99% of my posts. Altopia was used for the Karen
Jesse Novel
>>>>>>>>>>troll. It's my reserve account which I can't be arsed to use for
trivia like
>>>>>>>>>>piss-aunties, or you for that matter,
>>>>>>>>>>if-only-I-had-a-life-so-I-wouldn't-have-to-spend-XMas-playing-with-a-s
uperced-bo
>>>>>>>>>>tboy.
>>>>>>>>> Liar.
>>>>>>>>I use Demon for 99.99% of my posts. Altopia was used for the Karen Jesse
Novel
>>>>>>>>troll. It's my reserve account which I can't be arsed to use for trivia
like
>>>>>>>>piss-aunties, or you for that matter,
>>>>>>>>if-only-I-had-a-life-so-I-wouldn't-have-to-spend-XMas-playing-with-a-sup
erced-bo
>>>>>>>>tboy.
>>>>>>> Liar.
>>>>>>I use Demon for 99.99% of my posts. Altopia was used for the Karen Jesse
Novel
>>>>>>troll. It's my reserve account which I can't be arsed to use for trivia
like
>>>>>>piss-aunties, or you for that matter,
>>>>>>if-only-I-had-a-life-so-I-wouldn't-have-to-spend-XMas-playing-with-a-super
ced-bo
>>>>>>tboy.
>>>>> Liar.
>>>>I use Demon for 99.99% of my posts. Altopia was used for the Karen Jesse
Novel
>>>>troll. It's my reserve account which I can't be arsed to use for trivia like
>>>>piss-aunties, or you for that matter,
>>>>if-only-I-had-a-life-so-I-wouldn't-have-to-spend-XMas-playing-with-a-superce
d-bo
>>>>tboy.
>>> Liar.
>>I use Demon for 99.99% of my posts. Altopia was used for the Karen Jesse Novel
>>troll. It's my reserve account which I can't be arsed to use for trivia like
>>piss-aunties, or you for that matter,
>>if-only-I-had-a-life-so-I-wouldn't-have-to-spend-XMas-playing-with-a-superced-
bo
>>tboy.
> Liar.
Back to the present then.
> Li<SLAP!!!>
Shut up, FySH. I can't be arsed to make the mistakes, that Thacker made and I
haven't got Bullock's patience.
104 KG
Flame Jeroen wrote in message
>104 KG wrote:
>> Flame Jeroen wrote in message
>> <927290754.26677....@news.demon.nl>...
>
>[...]
>
>> >"I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something that can be
>> > construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given
your
>> > obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
>> > epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little
>> pissauntie
>> > who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic
>> > amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
>>
>> All you can do is fuckhead cascades- why not just stick to them ?
>
>Stale, overused taunt != Flame. HTH.FOAD.M
Fjuckhead
--
weighty
BAAWA #8171
alt.atheism pet troll #0114
FRIEND OF ERICKKK #13
"You are a sick twisted little fuck with an evil little mind. Drop
dead.
<plonk>" - raven1
Flame Jeroen
>
> Flame Jeroen wrote in message
> <927545875.14397....@news.demon.nl>...
> >104 KG wrote:
> >> Flame Jeroen wrote in message
> >> <927290754.26677....@news.demon.nl>...
> >
> >[...]
> >
> >> >"I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something that can be
> >> > construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given
> your
> >> > obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
> >> > epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little
> >> pissauntie
> >> > who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic
> >> > amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
> >>
> >> All you can do is fuckhead cascades- why not just stick to them ?
> >
> >Stale, overused taunt != Flame. HTH.FOAD.M
>
> Fjuckhead
Rocko
<funny-little...@wilhelp.demon.nl> scrawled:
:> >104 KG wrote:
:> >>
:> >> Flame Jeroen wrote in message
:> >> <927545875.14397....@news.demon.nl>...
:> >> >104 KG wrote:
:> >> >> Flame Jeroen wrote in message
:> >> >> <927290754.26677....@news.demon.nl>...
:> >> >
:> >> >[...]
:> >> >
:> >> >> >"I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something that can be
:> >> >> > construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given
:> >> your
:> >> >> > obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
:> >> >> > epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little
:> >> >> pissauntie
:> >> >> > who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a microscopic
:> >> >> > amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
:> >> >>
:> >> >> All you can do is fuckhead cascades- why not just stick to them ?
:> >> >
:> >> >Stale, overused taunt != Flame. HTH.FOAD.M
:> >>
:> >> Fjuckhead
:> >Ljutefisk
Gjertrud
104 KG
Flame Jeroen wrote in message
>104 KG wrote:
>>
>> Flame Jeroen wrote in message
>> <927545875.14397....@news.demon.nl>...
>> >104 KG wrote:
>> >> Flame Jeroen wrote in message
>> >> <927290754.26677....@news.demon.nl>...
>> >
>> >[...]
>> >
>> >> >"I'll make you a deal, Jeffie: If you come up with something that can
be
>> >> > construed as an honest attempt at flame --and I'll be generous given
>> your
>> >> > obvious shortcomings in the incendiary area-- I'll drop the standard
>> >> > epithet 'fuckhead' and will field-promote you to 'whining little
>> >> pissauntie
>> >> > who makes the average HFW "that didn't hurt" cries seem a
microscopic
>> >> > amount more credible by comparison'. Fair enough?"
>> >>
>> >> All you can do is fuckhead cascades- why not just stick to them ?
>> >
>> >Stale, overused taunt != Flame. HTH.FOAD.M
>>
>> Fjuckhead
>Ljutefisk
Klootzak!