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The 2-Belo
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news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose (Meow.)
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> Did you hear that?
Sorry, I wasn't listening.
> Did you hear that?
They've shut down the main reactor.
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FJ
>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>
>> Did you hear that?
>They've shut down the main reactor.
We'll be destroyed for sure.
:FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
:
:>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
:>
:>> Did you hear that?
:>They've shut down the main reactor.
:We'll be destroyed for sure.
Targeting impulse engines. Direct hit! You're all dead.
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VINCENT
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We'll be destroyed for sure!
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> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>> This is madness!
> We're doomed!
There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
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FJ
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alt.flame Special Forces
"Paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of love."
-- Charles Manson
> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>> This is madness!
>>> We're doomed!
>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
> What's that?
Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
--
FJ
The last time you got laid?
>In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>> What's that?
>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
> At last.
Where have you been?
>On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>This is madness!
>We're doomed!
There will be no escape for the Princess this time.
> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
>>>>>> <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>> What's that?
>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>> At last.
> Where have you been?
They're heading in this direction.
--
FJ
> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
>>>>>>> <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>>> What's that?
>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>> At last.
>> Where have you been?
> They're heading in this direction.
What are we going to do?
--
FJ
--
"I'll bet you snicker every time you hear that line..."
>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>
>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>
>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
>>>>>>> <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>>> What's that?
>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>> At last.
>> Where have you been?
>They're heading in this direction.
What are we going to do?
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>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>>> What's that?
>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>> At last.
>> Where have you been?
> They're heading in this direction.
What are we going to do?
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Are you new at this posting thing?
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alt.flame Special Forces
"I wasn't going to rob her, or touch her, or rape her. I just wanted to kill
her." -- David Berkowitz, man of principle
The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.
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The 2-Belo
the2belo[AT]wave[HYPHEN]net[DOT]or[DOT]jp
news:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk (mhm21x20)
news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose (Meow.)
"And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or
state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call
it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000
years -- 4,000 hours over the next -- the rest of your life
-- of service to America. That's what I asked -- 4,000
hours."
--George W. Bush, Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002
...which'll lead them back....HOME!!!....
Where are those transmissions you intercepted?
WHAT have you done with those plans?!
We intercepted... no transmissions!
Aaah....
This is a consular ship!
Were on a...
Aaah...
diplomatic...
mission!
If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador? *crack* *crunch*
Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me
the passengers; I want them alive!
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FJ
There she is. Set for stun.
Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.
Hey, you're not permitted in there.
It's restricted.
Now come out of there before somebody sees you.
I'm going to regret this.
There goes another one.
Hold your fire.
There's no life forms.
It must have short-circuited.
That's funny... the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.
Are you sure this thing is safe?
When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...
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FJ
You weren't on any mercy mission this time.
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The 2-Belo the2belo[AT]wave-net.or.jp
mhm 21x20 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
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I'm sure you'll cancel google.com to hide your abuse of the net."
-- B22973, in <aX0%9.27017$zF6.1...@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.
att.net>, going completely apeshit for as-yet unknown reasons
Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.
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FJ
I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.
>In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>
>>> jeanannd is dead. The will states:
>>>
>>>> "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:b4vjg9$b08$0...@pita.alt.net...
>>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> "Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:055aca6269432c42...@news.teranews.com...
>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is
>>>>>>>>> a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:3e7116fe$0$32232$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>>>>>>>>>>> combination:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
[...]
[haughtily] I don't know *what* you're talking about.
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The 2-Belo
TAKE HER AWAY!
--
"the only time in the entire trilogy where Vader actually sounds pissed"
Holding her is dangerous.
--
alt.flame "I'll bet" Special Forces
If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the
Senate.
--
I have traced the Rebel spies to her.
--
Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I have often looked at women and commmitted adultery in my heart."
-- Jimmy Carter
She'll die before she tells you anything.
Leave that to me.
Send a distress signal, and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed.
Send a distress signal and then inform the senate that
all aboard were killed!
Lord Vader, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!
Lord Vader -- the battle station plans are not aboard this ship.
--
alt.flame "hmmmm... a universe with loads of spaceships, but no uucp" Special
And no transmissions were made.
--
"they should have crossposted"
An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting.
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alt.flame "so we claimned a spank" Special Forces
No lifeforms were aboard.
*smacks jeanannd's hand*
> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
Send a detachment down to retrieve them.
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alt.flame Special Forces
>> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
> Send a detachment down to retrieve them.
See to it personally, Commander.
--
"...because, frankly, I can't be arsed."
We seem to be made to suffer.
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>In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>> "The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
>> news:3e7fcfd1$0$32234$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>> >In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >> "Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
>>> >> news:a833f6e8bd792fa7...@news.teranews.com...
>>> >>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> > "The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
>>> >>> > news:3e797fe3$0$32234$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>> >>> >> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaadcombination:
>>> >>> >> >In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> >> >> "Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in
>>> >>> >> >> news:85890b4df8717c10...@news.teranews.com...
>>> >>> >> >>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>
>>> >>> >> >>> > Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>> >>> >> >>> >>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>
>>> >>> >> >>> >>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>> Avoid normal situations. andalt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jeanannd is dead. The will states:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:b4vjg9$b08$0...@pita.alt.net...
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com>
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Avoid normal situations."
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The 2-Belo"
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message news:3e7116fe$0$32232$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
My joints are almost frozen.
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"ice-cold bud"
The 2-Belo
the2belo[AT]wave[HYPHEN]net[DOT]or[DOT]jp
news:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk (mhm21x20)
news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose (Meow.)
"The Scud Missile: you fire it out the trunk of your car...
PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHT... and then you go home and turn on CNN to
see where it landed." -- Sam Kinison, 1991
What a desolate place this is.
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alt.flame Special Forces
"A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot." -- Pancho Villa
Where are you going?
--
Well I'm not going that way.
It's much too rocky.
This way is much easier.
What makes you think there are settlements over there?
Don't get technical with me.
*What* "mission"?!