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The 2-Belo

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Feb 27, 2003, 7:43:40 PM2/27/03
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Did you hear that?

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The 2-Belo
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news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose (Meow.)

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Soapy

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Feb 27, 2003, 7:49:03 PM2/27/03
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The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in
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> Did you hear that?

Sorry, I wasn't listening.

FJ

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Feb 27, 2003, 8:02:18 PM2/27/03
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The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

> Did you hear that?
They've shut down the main reactor.

--
FJ

The 2-Belo

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Feb 27, 2003, 8:45:03 PM2/27/03
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FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>
>> Did you hear that?
>They've shut down the main reactor.

We'll be destroyed for sure.

PAPA Cap

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Feb 27, 2003, 9:28:16 PM2/27/03
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On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:45:03 +0900, in alt.flame The 2-Belo
<the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

:FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:


:
:>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
:>
:>> Did you hear that?
:>They've shut down the main reactor.
:We'll be destroyed for sure.

Targeting impulse engines. Direct hit! You're all dead.

-
VINCENT


FJ

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Feb 28, 2003, 4:58:38 AM2/28/03
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The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>
>>> Did you hear that?
>> They've shut down the main reactor.
> We'll be destroyed for sure.
This is madness!

--
FJ

Unknown

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Mar 2, 2003, 12:10:02 AM3/2/03
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We'll be destroyed for sure!


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Unknown

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Mar 2, 2003, 12:14:04 AM3/2/03
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On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:

We're doomed!

jeanannd

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Mar 2, 2003, 1:32:04 AM3/2/03
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<Were-Toaster> wrote in message
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> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
wrote:
>
> >The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
> >>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> Did you hear that?
> >>> They've shut down the main reactor.
> >> We'll be destroyed for sure.
> >This is madness!
> We're doomed!
>
I sense something. A presence I've not felt since...
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>"< jeanannd
/ I \ /
\ / I \/


FJ

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Mar 2, 2003, 7:22:13 AM3/2/03
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Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:

> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>> This is madness!
> We're doomed!

There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.

--
FJ


Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 2, 2003, 5:48:20 PM3/2/03
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What's that?

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alt.flame Special Forces
"Paranoia is just a kind of awareness, and awareness is just a form of love."
-- Charles Manson

FJ

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Mar 2, 2003, 5:58:39 PM3/2/03
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Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:

> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>> wrote:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>> This is madness!
>>> We're doomed!
>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
> What's that?

Artoo-Detoo, where are you?

--
FJ


Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 2, 2003, 6:21:18 PM3/2/03
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At last.

Soapy

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Mar 2, 2003, 7:37:26 PM3/2/03
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"jeanannd" <jean...@attbi.com> wrote in
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The last time you got laid?

The 2-Belo

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Mar 2, 2003, 7:56:18 PM3/2/03
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Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>> What's that?
>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
> At last.

Where have you been?

The 2-Belo

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Mar 2, 2003, 7:56:54 PM3/2/03
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Were-Toaster <> and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>This is madness!
>We're doomed!

There will be no escape for the Princess this time.

jeanannd

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Mar 3, 2003, 12:20:25 AM3/3/03
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"Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
news:88898b7a171bb02a...@news.teranews.com...

> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
> >> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
> >> wrote:
> >>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
> >>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>> Did you hear that?
> >>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
> >>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
> >>> This is madness!
> >> We're doomed!
> > There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
> What's that?
>
Take your Jedi weapon! Use it. Strike me down with all of your hatred and
your journey towards the dark side will be complete!

jeanannd

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Mar 3, 2003, 12:21:44 AM3/3/03
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FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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This bounty hunter is my kind of scum: fearless and inventive.

jeanannd

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Mar 3, 2003, 12:23:42 AM3/3/03
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"Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
news:215acdcbe4f821e4...@news.teranews.com...

> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> > Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
> >> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
> >>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
<colonel_...@hotmail.com>
> >>>> wrote:
> >>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
> >>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
> >>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
> >>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
> >>>>> This is madness!
> >>>> We're doomed!
> >>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
> >> What's that?
> > Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
> At last.
>
Your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
for... sister!

jeanannd

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Mar 3, 2003, 12:26:21 AM3/3/03
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"The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
news:3e62a838$0$32226$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...

> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
> >In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
> >>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
> >>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
<colonel_...@hotmail.com>
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
> >>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
> >>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
> >>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
> >>>>>> This is madness!
> >>>>> We're doomed!
> >>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
> >>> What's that?
> >> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
> > At last.
> Where have you been?
>
The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.

jeanannd

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Mar 3, 2003, 12:28:17 AM3/3/03
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"Soapy" <yp...@shotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "jeanannd" <jean...@attbi.com> wrote in
> news:Ezh8a.287670$tq4.6514@sccrnsc01
>
> >> <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >>
> >> >The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >> >> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
> >> >>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >> >>>
> >> >>>> Did you hear that?
> >> >>> They've shut down the main reactor.
> >> >> We'll be destroyed for sure.
> >> >This is madness!
> >> We're doomed!
> >>
> > I sense something. A presence I've not felt since...
>
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops boy!

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 3, 2003, 5:08:19 AM3/3/03
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In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>> What's that?
>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>> At last.
> Where have you been?
They're heading in this direction.

FJ

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Mar 3, 2003, 5:43:04 AM3/3/03
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The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>
>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
>>>>>> <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>> What's that?
>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>> At last.
> Where have you been?

They're heading in this direction.

--
FJ

FJ

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Mar 3, 2003, 5:44:58 AM3/3/03
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Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:

> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
>>>>>>> <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>>> What's that?
>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>> At last.
>> Where have you been?
> They're heading in this direction.

What are we going to do?

--
FJ


The 2-Belo

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Mar 3, 2003, 7:21:29 PM3/3/03
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We'll be sent to the spice mines of Kessel or smashed into who knows what!


--
"I'll bet you snicker every time you hear that line..."

The 2-Belo

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Mar 3, 2003, 7:21:46 PM3/3/03
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FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>
>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>
>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ"
>>>>>>> <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>>> What's that?
>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>> At last.
>> Where have you been?
>They're heading in this direction.

What are we going to do?

--

The 2-Belo

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Mar 3, 2003, 7:21:57 PM3/3/03
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Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>>>>>>> On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Did you hear that?
>>>>>>>>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
>>>>>>>>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
>>>>>>>> This is madness!
>>>>>>> We're doomed!
>>>>>> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>>>>> What's that?
>>>> Artoo-Detoo, where are you?
>>> At last.
>> Where have you been?
> They're heading in this direction.

What are we going to do?

--

Soapy

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Mar 3, 2003, 9:57:52 PM3/3/03
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"jeanannd" <jean...@attbi.com> wrote in
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Are you new at this posting thing?

jeanannd

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Mar 4, 2003, 11:49:33 PM3/4/03
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"FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>
> > Did you hear that?
> They've shut down the main reactor.
>
We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness!

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 5, 2003, 1:02:48 AM3/5/03
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Wait a minute -- where are you going?

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I wasn't going to rob her, or touch her, or rape her. I just wanted to kill
her." -- David Berkowitz, man of principle

The 2-Belo

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Mar 5, 2003, 4:54:24 AM3/5/03
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The Death Star plans are not in the main computer.


--

The 2-Belo
the2belo[AT]wave[HYPHEN]net[DOT]or[DOT]jp
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news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose (Meow.)

"And so, in my State of the -- my State of the Union -- or
state -- my speech to the nation, whatever you want to call
it, speech to the nation -- I asked Americans to give 4,000
years -- 4,000 hours over the next -- the rest of your life
-- of service to America. That's what I asked -- 4,000
hours."
--George W. Bush, Bridgeport, Conn., April 9, 2002

Mod

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Mar 5, 2003, 9:05:20 PM3/5/03
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...which'll lead them back....HOME!!!....

Unknown

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Mar 7, 2003, 1:47:53 AM3/7/03
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On Wed, 05 Mar 2003 18:54:24 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

Where are those transmissions you intercepted?

The 2-Belo

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Mar 7, 2003, 2:02:57 AM3/7/03
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Were-Toaster <> and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

WHAT have you done with those plans?!

Unknown

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Mar 7, 2003, 2:05:20 AM3/7/03
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On Fri, 07 Mar 2003 16:02:57 +0900, The 2-Belo
<the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

We intercepted... no transmissions!

Aaah....

This is a consular ship!

Were on a...

Aaah...

diplomatic...

mission!

The 2-Belo

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Mar 7, 2003, 3:42:11 AM3/7/03
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If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador? *crack* *crunch*

jeanannd

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Mar 7, 2003, 4:23:35 AM3/7/03
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"FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Were-Toaster <Were-Toaster> wrote:
>
> > On Fri, 28 Feb 2003 10:58:38 +0100, "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
> > wrote:
> >
> >> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>> FJ and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
> >>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> Did you hear that?
> >>>> They've shut down the main reactor.
> >>> We'll be destroyed for sure.
> >> This is madness!
> > We're doomed!
> There'll be no escape for the Princess this time.
>
That's funny, the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

jeanannd

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Mar 7, 2003, 4:25:21 AM3/7/03
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<Were-Toaster> wrote in message
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If This Is A Consular Ship Were Is The Ambassador.

FJ

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Mar 7, 2003, 7:04:39 AM3/7/03
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The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those plans and bring me
the passengers; I want them alive!

--
FJ


The 2-Belo

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Mar 7, 2003, 7:27:59 AM3/7/03
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FJ and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

There she is. Set for stun.

FJ

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Mar 7, 2003, 7:37:29 AM3/7/03
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The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

She will be alright.

--
FJ


Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 7, 2003, 6:12:17 PM3/7/03
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Inform Lord Vader we have a prisoner.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 9, 2003, 6:28:09 PM3/9/03
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Hey, you're not permitted in there.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 10, 2003, 1:40:28 AM3/10/03
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It's restricted.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 10, 2003, 3:53:50 AM3/10/03
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You'll be deactivated for sure.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 11, 2003, 12:44:22 AM3/11/03
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Don't you call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 11, 2003, 12:56:22 AM3/11/03
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Now come out of there before somebody sees you.

jeanannd

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Mar 11, 2003, 4:40:19 AM3/11/03
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"The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
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Secret mission? What plans? What are you talking about? I'm not getting in
there!

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 13, 2003, 4:27:47 AM3/13/03
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<ZAP!> Oh, no.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 13, 2003, 4:58:59 AM3/13/03
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I'm going to regret this.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 13, 2003, 3:49:12 PM3/13/03
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There goes another one.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 13, 2003, 6:40:42 PM3/13/03
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Hold your fire.

jeanannd

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Mar 14, 2003, 12:40:46 AM3/14/03
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"The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
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There are no life forms.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 14, 2003, 1:31:52 AM3/14/03
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There's no life forms.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 14, 2003, 1:33:45 AM3/14/03
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They must have short circuited.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 14, 2003, 2:09:50 AM3/14/03
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Avoid normal situations. and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

It must have short-circuited.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 14, 2003, 2:21:53 AM3/14/03
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Avoid normal situations. and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is a
baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

That's funny... the damage doesn't look as bad from out here.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 14, 2003, 11:38:46 AM3/14/03
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Are you sure this thing is safe?

jeanannd

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Mar 15, 2003, 2:40:10 AM3/15/03
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"Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
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Lord Vader, I should have known. Only you could be so bold.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 15, 2003, 10:18:58 AM3/15/03
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The Imperial Senate will not sit still for this.

FJ

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Mar 15, 2003, 11:13:44 AM3/15/03
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When they hear you've attacked a diplomatic...

--
FJ

jeanannd

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Mar 15, 2003, 9:40:12 PM3/15/03
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"FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Don't play games with me, Your Highness.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 16, 2003, 2:42:47 AM3/16/03
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jeanannd is dead. The will states:

You weren't on any mercy mission this time.

--
The 2-Belo the2belo[AT]wave-net.or.jp
mhm 21x20 alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
God Hates Janks!!!1! http://www.godhatesjanks.org/
afk-mn WebCenter Museum http://www.godhatesjanks.org/webcenter/
------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm sure you'll cancel google.com to hide your abuse of the net."
-- B22973, in <aX0%9.27017$zF6.1...@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.
att.net>, going completely apeshit for as-yet unknown reasons

FJ

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Mar 16, 2003, 6:08:23 AM3/16/03
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The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by rebel spies.

--
FJ


Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 16, 2003, 1:25:18 PM3/16/03
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I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 16, 2003, 8:05:21 PM3/16/03
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Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>
>>> jeanannd is dead. The will states:
>>>
>>>> "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>>>> news:b4vjg9$b08$0...@pita.alt.net...
>>>>> Avoid normal situations. <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> "Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:055aca6269432c42...@news.teranews.com...
>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is
>>>>>>>>> a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> "The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
>>>>>>>>>>> news:3e7116fe$0$32232$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad
>>>>>>>>>>>> combination:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote:

[...]

[haughtily] I don't know *what* you're talking about.

--
The 2-Belo

jeanannd

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Mar 17, 2003, 12:17:27 AM3/17/03
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I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan...

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 17, 2003, 12:40:54 AM3/17/03
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You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!

The 2-Belo

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Mar 17, 2003, 3:02:55 AM3/17/03
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TAKE HER AWAY!


--
"the only time in the entire trilogy where Vader actually sounds pissed"

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 17, 2003, 4:03:47 AM3/17/03
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Holding her is dangerous.

--
alt.flame "I'll bet" Special Forces

The 2-Belo

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Mar 17, 2003, 5:34:08 AM3/17/03
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If word of this gets out, it could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the
Senate.


--

jeanannd

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Mar 17, 2003, 10:21:45 PM3/17/03
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I have traced the Rebel spies to her.
--

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 18, 2003, 1:43:28 AM3/18/03
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Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"I have often looked at women and commmitted adultery in my heart."
-- Jimmy Carter

The 2-Belo

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Mar 18, 2003, 8:16:51 PM3/18/03
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She'll die before she tells you anything.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 19, 2003, 1:49:24 AM3/19/03
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Leave that to me.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 19, 2003, 2:09:41 AM3/19/03
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Send a distress signal, and then inform the senate that all aboard were killed.

jeanannd

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Mar 19, 2003, 2:11:38 AM3/19/03
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Send a distress signal and then inform the senate that
all aboard were killed!

jeanannd

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Mar 19, 2003, 2:42:21 AM3/19/03
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Lord Vader, the battle station plans are not aboard this ship!

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 19, 2003, 3:23:18 AM3/19/03
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Lord Vader -- the battle station plans are not aboard this ship.

--
alt.flame "hmmmm... a universe with loads of spaceships, but no uucp" Special

The 2-Belo

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Mar 19, 2003, 6:43:12 PM3/19/03
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And no transmissions were made.

--
"they should have crossposted"

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 19, 2003, 8:53:30 PM3/19/03
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An escape pod was jettisoned during the fighting.

--
alt.flame "so we claimned a spank" Special Forces

jeanannd

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Mar 20, 2003, 12:07:15 AM3/20/03
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"Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
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She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 20, 2003, 2:02:49 AM3/20/03
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No lifeforms were aboard.

*smacks jeanannd's hand*

> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.

Send a detachment down to retrieve them.

--
alt.flame Special Forces

The 2-Belo

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Mar 20, 2003, 3:46:30 AM3/20/03
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>> She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod.
> Send a detachment down to retrieve them.

See to it personally, Commander.

--
"...because, frankly, I can't be arsed."

jeanannd

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Mar 20, 2003, 6:27:36 AM3/20/03
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"The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
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There'll be no one to stop us this time.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 21, 2003, 1:25:17 AM3/21/03
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Yessir!

jeanannd

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Mar 22, 2003, 12:05:14 AM3/22/03
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"Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
news:a833f6e8bd792fa7...@news.teranews.com...
"How did I get into this mess?"

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 22, 2003, 1:51:17 AM3/22/03
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I really don't know how.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 24, 2003, 10:41:13 PM3/24/03
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We seem to be made to suffer.

--

jeanannd

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Mar 25, 2003, 12:33:27 AM3/25/03
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"The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
news:3e7fcfd1$0$32234$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
It's our lot in life.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 25, 2003, 1:18:13 AM3/25/03
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I've got to rest before I fall apart.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 25, 2003, 2:00:15 AM3/25/03
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Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>> "The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
>> news:3e7fcfd1$0$32234$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:
>>> >In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >> "Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in message
>>> >> news:a833f6e8bd792fa7...@news.teranews.com...
>>> >>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> > "The 2-Belo" <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp> wrote in message
>>> >>> > news:3e797fe3$0$32234$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>> >>> >> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaadcombination:
>>> >>> >> >In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> >> >> "Avoid normal situations." <by...@NOSPAM.eskimo.com> wrote in

>>> >>> >> >> news:85890b4df8717c10...@news.teranews.com...
>>> >>> >> >>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>

>>> >>> >> >>> > Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad

>>> >>> >> >>> >>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>

>>> >>> >> >>> >>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a baaaaaaaaaaad

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>In alt.flame The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>> Avoid normal situations. andalt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk


>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com> wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and alt.flame is a

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame FJ <colonel_...@hotmail.com>
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The 2-Belo <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>


>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> jeanannd is dead. The will states:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "FJ" <colonel_...@hotmail.com> wrote in

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> news:b4vjg9$b08$0...@pita.alt.net...


>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd <jean...@attbi.com>

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Avoid normal situations."


>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk is
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame jeanannd wrote:
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "The 2-Belo"


>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote in message news:3e7116fe$0$32232$df06...@news.sexzilla.net...
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Avoid normal situations. and

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In alt.flame The 2-Belo
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> <the2...@removethiswave-net.or.jp>

>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> [...]
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FJ and alt.flame is a
>>> >>> >> >>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> baaaaaaaaaaad combination:

My joints are almost frozen.


--
"ice-cold bud"

The 2-Belo
the2belo[AT]wave[HYPHEN]net[DOT]or[DOT]jp
news:alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk (mhm21x20)
news:alt.fan.karl-malden.nose (Meow.)

"The Scud Missile: you fire it out the trunk of your car...
PSSSSSSSSHHHHHHT... and then you go home and turn on CNN to
see where it landed." -- Sam Kinison, 1991

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 25, 2003, 10:32:45 AM3/25/03
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What a desolate place this is.

--
alt.flame Special Forces
"A woman who is unfaithful deserves to be shot." -- Pancho Villa

The 2-Belo

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Mar 25, 2003, 6:49:52 PM3/25/03
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Where are you going?

--

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 26, 2003, 1:19:29 AM3/26/03
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Well I'm not going that way.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 26, 2003, 4:02:13 AM3/26/03
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It's much too rocky.

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 26, 2003, 8:55:37 AM3/26/03
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This way is much easier.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 26, 2003, 7:27:09 PM3/26/03
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What makes you think there are settlements over there?

Avoid normal situations.

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Mar 26, 2003, 8:04:27 PM3/26/03
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Don't get technical with me.

The 2-Belo

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Mar 26, 2003, 8:07:21 PM3/26/03
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*What* "mission"?!

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