I really would like to know who sent this ticket! This actually might
be just what I need!
I've been through a lot of weird shit over the years, but this takes
the cake.
--ZRTLM
http://zoogzrift.8m.com/
alt.fan.zoogz-rift
Zoogz, I know I shouldn't have to say this, and a lot of people might get
really angry with me for it if I'm ruining any well-laid plans of theirs, but,
dammit, SOMEBODY has to say it, if only because you're a fellow human being
and any amount of annoying crossposts can't undo that:
Just make sure it's a round trip before you take off.
--
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--©1998 CRZª
>Okay, very funny. I sincerely appreciate the few people who have been
>sending donations and buying my new CD-ROM package and stuff, but WHO
>THE HELL sent me this plane ticket? I called the airline, and this is
>a VALID, legit ticket, dated for December 12 of this year. Whoever
>sent it said to enjoy it, but apparently (deliberately?) didn't
>identify him/herself (the sender didn't ask for anything in return).
>The airline won't give me money for the ticket, so I've decided to
>TAKE THE DAMN TRIP TO TIBET! What the fuck--I've been all over the
>world on pro wrestling business when I was in the UWF, and my band
>toured Europe twice--but I've never been to China, so WHAT THE FUCK!
>It won't cost me anything--I'll bring some canned food or something,
>and I can probably find a monk or somebody to put me up for a while
>while I'm on my little sabbatical.
>
>I really would like to know who sent this ticket! This actually might
>be just what I need!
>
>I've been through a lot of weird shit over the years, but this takes
>the cake.
>
>--ZRTLM
> http://zoogzrift.8m.com/
> alt.fan.zoogz-rift
>
The university there probably wants you to set up an
extension of SCI. I think its an affiliate of the Farmers University
of Central Kansas. Good ol' Himalaya U.
J(celebrity impersonation courtesy of Commercials in a Plain Brown
Wrapper, 1967)
>Okay, very funny. I sincerely appreciate the few people who have been
>sending donations and buying my new CD-ROM package and stuff, but WHO
>THE HELL sent me this plane ticket? I called the airline, and this is
>a VALID, legit ticket, dated for December 12 of this year. Whoever
>sent it said to enjoy it, but apparently (deliberately?) didn't
>identify him/herself (the sender didn't ask for anything in return).
>The airline won't give me money for the ticket, so I've decided to
>TAKE THE DAMN TRIP TO TIBET! What the fuck--I've been all over the
>world on pro wrestling business when I was in the UWF, and my band
>toured Europe twice--but I've never been to China, so WHAT THE FUCK!
>It won't cost me anything--I'll bring some canned food or something,
>and I can probably find a monk or somebody to put me up for a while
>while I'm on my little sabbatical.
>
>I really would like to know who sent this ticket! This actually might
>be just what I need!
>
>I've been through a lot of weird shit over the years, but this takes
>the cake.
>
>--ZRTLM
> http://zoogzrift.8m.com/
> alt.fan.zoogz-rift
I smell an ambassadorship from President-erect
Ventura.
>The university there probably wants you to set up an
>extension of SCI. I think its an affiliate of the Farmers University
>of Central Kansas. Good ol' Himalaya U.
Anyone remember SCI as standing for Science of Creative Intelligence?
Never been to Himalaya, but I've got a dark brown overcoat.
I did manage the required matriculations at Deluxe College, by
eating the plate. When asked why, he replied, "because it's my
favorite dish!"
>
>J(celebrity impersonation courtesy of Commercials in a Plain Brown
>Wrapper, 1967)
Maybe it was someone who wants you out of the way, so he can break
in and steal all your Sanitized CD's?
--
Mick Southgate MAG: 11034
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You did want the aisle seat, dint'cha?
Gern
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