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The only thing worst than a stinking racist is an obsessive Dr Who
fan. I'll bet you're the type of nerd who attends conventions dressed
in character. You make Star Trek fans look like normal, well-rounded
human beings.
>and my first foamy kook was Azaxyr, aka Henry Vizi (net.dead since the
>Saturday after 9/11).
Cowardly, stupid and ignorant. A typical AUK'er. Most people on Usenet
have no problem finding someone to pick on, if they so wish. You twits
have to spend days and weeks searching for people with a lower IQ.
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Haven't been to a con since 2006, and have never gone in costume.
>>and my first foamy kook was Azaxyr, aka Henry Vizi (net.dead since the
>>Saturday after 9/11).
>
> Cowardly, stupid and ignorant. A typical AUK'er. Most people on Usenet
> have no problem finding someone to pick on, if they so wish. You twits
> have to spend days and weeks searching for people with a lower IQ.
Well, one who isn't net.dead, anyway. Sometimes. Actually, Azzie (or
"Cuddles", as I renamed him) was quite the racist homophobe of a DW fan,
back in the '90's. He's been replaced by Agamemnon, who picked up four
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>The only thing worst than a stinking racist is an obsessive Dr Who
>fan.
So you finally found someone lower on the fuckhead totem pole than
yourownself eh Tim?
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It's amazing how many people still think Jules was one of my socks.
How long did they ban you for wearing just a scarf, you pervert?
>> Cowardly, stupid and ignorant. A typical AUK'er. Most people on Usenet
>> have no problem finding someone to pick on, if they so wish. You twits
>> have to spend days and weeks searching for people with a lower IQ.
>
>Well, one who isn't net.dead, anyway.
Whilst your IKY is amusing and not entirely unexpected given your
recent performances, the AUK mantra that I'm net.dead is even more
amusing. I forget how many times I've sent Cannon packing recently,
but he should probably join OMH behind the checkout at his local
Walmart because he'll make more money doing that than running a news
service with less than a dozen users.
<snip>
>I forget how many times I've sent Cannon packing recently,
I see.....
Ignoring your boring repetitious trite supercilious meandering posts
is being sent packing.
Once again...Tim Thorne declares "I win!".
*yawn*
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>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>>
>>>The only thing worst than a stinking racist is an obsessive Dr Who
>>>fan.
>>
>>So you finally found someone lower on the fuckhead totem pole than
>>yourownself eh Tim?
>
>It's amazing how many people still think Jules was one of my socks.
Jules was a decent, ethical human being.
You are not.
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Lets have a look at what you consider a decent, ethical human being.
"I hate nigger scum,they should all be shot at birth. It would save
time, after all they contribute nothing good to society, they just
deal drugs and shoot each other. They are a disease that needs a cure,
a drain on the worlds resources. Kill them all."
<q1FdBFAZ...@sepulchre.demon.co.uk>
Making you eat your own words normally sends you away with your tail
between your legs. It's not particularly difficult to do. It happens
in most threads you jump in to. We'll take the 'Jules is a decent,
ethical human being' thread as an example, shall we?
>Once again...Tim Thorne declares "I win!".
I always win. It's because you write dumb things.
>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>>>>
>>>>>The only thing worst than a stinking racist is an obsessive Dr Who
>>>>>fan.
>>>>
>>>>So you finally found someone lower on the fuckhead totem pole than
>>>>yourownself eh Tim?
>>>
>>>It's amazing how many people still think Jules was one of my socks.
>>
>>Jules was a decent, ethical human being.
>
>Lets have a look at what you consider a decent, ethical human being.
Ok...let's...
>"I hate nigger scum,they should all be shot at birth. It would save
>time, after all they contribute nothing good to society, they just
>deal drugs and shoot each other. They are a disease that needs a cure,
>a drain on the worlds resources. Kill them all."
><q1FdBFAZ...@sepulchre.demon.co.uk>
Gee Tim...
"The requested message, q1FdBFAZ...@sepulchre.demon.co.uk, could
not be found."
Oh gosh oh golly gee whiz darn.
Poasting a lame and well known and admitted troll poast made by Jules,
and admitted as suchby Jules proves exactly what?
I could do a lame google dive like you just did to provide ample proof
of your racist and bigoted past poasting histroy. But geesh...where's
the fun in that.
>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>>I forget how many times I've sent Cannon packing recently,
>>
>>I see.....
>>Ignoring your boring repetitious trite supercilious meandering posts
>>is being sent packing.
>
>Making you eat your own words normally sends you away with your tail
>between your legs. It's not particularly difficult to do. It happens
>in most threads you jump in to. We'll take the 'Jules is a decent,
>ethical human being' thread as an example, shall we?
Guffaw....
>>Once again...Tim Thorne declares "I win!".
>
>I always win.
Bwahahahahaha....
>It's because you write dumb things.
Oh jeesh....you are the inventor of writing dumb things.
Oh...wait....writing racist and bigoted dumb things.
> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:43 +0100, Timmay!
> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>>I forget how many times I've sent Cannon packing recently,
>>>
>>>I see.....
>>>Ignoring your boring repetitious trite supercilious meandering posts
>>>is being sent packing.
>>
>>Making you eat your own words normally sends you away with your tail
>>between your legs. It's not particularly difficult to do. It happens
>>in most threads you jump in to. We'll take the 'Jules is a decent,
>>ethical human being' thread as an example, shall we?
>
> Guffaw....
Now you've done it. You'll cause him serious bewilderment over what it is
you're guffawing at and he'll jump to the insane conclusion that you are
plainly wrong, whereupon he will maniacally follow you from group to group
demanding you admit your error.
He's been frothing at me for two months or more over a guffaw.
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>K. A. Cannon, ye awful fresh piece of excellent witchcraft, thou sweats
>to death and lards the lean earth as thee walk along, ye aspersed:
>
>> On Mon, 18 Aug 2008 21:42:43 +0100, Timmay!
>> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>
>>>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>><snip>
>>>>
>>>>>I forget how many times I've sent Cannon packing recently,
>>>>
>>>>I see.....
>>>>Ignoring your boring repetitious trite supercilious meandering posts
>>>>is being sent packing.
>>>
>>>Making you eat your own words normally sends you away with your tail
>>>between your legs. It's not particularly difficult to do. It happens
>>>in most threads you jump in to. We'll take the 'Jules is a decent,
>>>ethical human being' thread as an example, shall we?
>>
>> Guffaw....
>
>
>Now you've done it. You'll cause him serious bewilderment over what it is
>you're guffawing at and he'll jump to the insane conclusion that you are
>plainly wrong, whereupon he will maniacally follow you from group to group
>demanding you admit your error.
It's right for his particular idiom.
Seriously...it's all he's got.
>He's been frothing at me for two months or more over a guffaw.
I dare not even speculated what he would do over a chuckle.
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Oh, please, feel free.
The little creatures over in Whoville are in needing a dose of new
formula cluon, in the spray bottle. They seemed to think mentioning
Dimmy was *name calling*.
The phrase I used was "nickname", as I recall. As in, the type of
juvenile appellation younger schoolkids makes a clever pun -
Timmy=Dimmy, Jamie=Lamie, oh the hysteria.
More amusing by far, though, was that certain AUKers seemed to think
that "Dimmy" qualified as 'history'. Especially in RADW, where
everyone *knows* history was invented by the Greeks and there hasn't
been any since the time of St Jerome.
Phil
So name calling.
>
>More amusing by far, though, was that certain AUKers seemed to think
>that "Dimmy" qualified as 'history'. Especially in RADW, where
>everyone *knows* history was invented by the Greeks and there hasn't
>been any since the time of St Jerome.
Yeah, whoville, the land of time travel, daleks and nail biting
adventure with the reincarnated doctor.
Yep, quite a grasp of something.
Thanks for the warning. I'll hire a HAZMAT suit.
If you like - but then, of course, mentioning "Dimmy" would indeed
constitute name-calling.
So your point was, again?
>
> >More amusing by far, though, was that certain AUKers seemed to think
> >that "Dimmy" qualified as 'history'. Especially in RADW, where
> >everyone *knows* history was invented by the Greeks and there hasn't
> >been any since the time of St Jerome.
>
> Yeah, whoville, the land of time travel, daleks and nail biting
> adventure with the reincarnated doctor.
>
> Yep, quite a grasp of something
If you think that's far out, you really aren't prepared for a trip to
the Aggyverse.
Phil
Your need to blather on about nicknames and the whole Whoville school
obsession was superfluous.
>
>>
>> >More amusing by far, though, was that certain AUKers seemed to think
>> >that "Dimmy" qualified as 'history'. Especially in RADW, where
>> >everyone *knows* history was invented by the Greeks and there hasn't
>> >been any since the time of St Jerome.
>>
>> Yeah, whoville, the land of time travel, daleks and nail biting
>> adventure with the reincarnated doctor.
>>
>> Yep, quite a grasp of something
>
>If you think that's far out, you really aren't prepared for a trip to
>the Aggyverse.
Kooks and lamers, you have much of which to be proud.
<snip>
>If you like - but then, of course, mentioning "Dimmy" would indeed
>constitute name-calling.
Oh puuuuhhhhllleeeeezzzeee.
You take a second rate sci-fi show seriously and get into flame wars
about it on a Usenet discussion group. Jeesh. It's not like you should
be taken seriously.
Even the BattleStar Galatica fans look down upon you clowns.
You think ethical, decent human beings post racist 'trolls' to Usenet?
You think it's fine to post racist trolls to Usenet as long as
'ethical, decent human beings' post them?
I'm not sure where you're going with this. Please explain.
>I could do a lame google dive like you just did to provide ample proof
>of your racist and bigoted past poasting histroy.
There is nothing in the Google archive, Kevin. There was nothing in
the Deja archive before it. That isn't because I used XNA here or
there, it's because I've never posted anything like that. You'd better
set about finding this 'ample proof' you've imagined.
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You're just about to be punted from that thread.
We've established that you think 'decent, ethical human beings' post
inflamatory racist trolls to Usenet. It's quite obvious you think
racism is funny.
After realising the position you've put yourself in you decided to
label me a racist and you've said you can find 'ample proof' from the
Google archive. So now you've been baited to post that proof which
you'll fail to do.
This is what I mean about thread victory, Kevin. You've made
allegations that you simply can't prove which makes you look stupid.
You've also been manoevered into a position where it appears you find
racism funny.
I didn't write that, retard. It's a quote, you blithering idiot.
I've just finished pissing all over Kevin again. Does that count?
Watch out for Aratzio, dogboy. He may try it on.
>Now you've done it. You'll cause him serious bewilderment over what it is
>you're guffawing at and he'll jump to the insane conclusion that you are
>plainly wrong, whereupon he will maniacally follow you from group to group
>demanding you admit your error.
Wow, you really are a paranoid soul. Which newsgroups have I been
following you around in, dickless?
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>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> posted:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The only thing worst than a stinking racist is an obsessive Dr Who fan.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>So you finally found someone lower on the fuckhead totem pole than
>>>>>>yourownself eh Tim?
>>>>>
>>>>>It's amazing how many people still think Jules was one of my socks.
>>>>
>>>>Jules was a decent, ethical human being.
>>>
>>>Lets have a look at what you consider a decent, ethical human being.
>>
>>Ok...let's...
>>
>>>"I hate nigger scum,they should all be shot at birth. It would save
>>>time, after all they contribute nothing good to society, they just
>>>deal drugs and shoot each other. They are a disease that needs a cure,
>>>a drain on the worlds resources. Kill them all."
>>><q1FdBFAZ...@sepulchre.demon.co.uk>
>[...]
>>Poasting a lame and well known and admitted troll poast made by Jules,
>>and admitted as suchby Jules proves exactly what?
>
>You think ethical, decent human beings post racist 'trolls' to Usenet?
I dunno...I know you've posted some racist trolls yerownself so tell
us (tinu) how you feel about that?
>You think it's fine to post racist trolls to Usenet as long as
>'ethical, decent human beings' post them?
I dunno...I know you've posted some racist trolls yerownself and
judging by your UseNet behavior you could not be considered a
'ethical, decent human beings' so tell us (tinu) how you feel about
that?
>I'm not sure where you're going with this.
You've not been sure where anybody going anywhere your whole Usenet
career.
>Please explain.
No.
>>I could do a lame google dive like you just did to provide ample proof
>>of your racist and bigoted past poasting histroy.
>
>There is nothing in the Google archive, Kevin.
Liar liar pants on fire.
>There was nothing in the Deja archive before it.
Liar liar pants on fire.
>That isn't because I used XNA here or
>there, it's because I've never posted anything like that.
Liar liar pants on fire.
>You'd better set about finding this 'ample proof' you've imagined.
Your own self deception about your behavior is just too hilarious.
Using the word "Jap" in reference to Asian people from the Islands of
Japan isn't bigoted or racist or nothing. It's ok. Then lamely trying
to defend it? More hilarity.
But...You were buddies/BFF/Pals with Jules in your very own Hell Flame
Wars lamers club. Says volumes about you don't it?
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>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>>>
>>>><snip>
>>>>
>>>>>I forget how many times I've sent Cannon packing recently,
>>>>
>>>>I see.....
>>>>Ignoring your boring repetitious trite supercilious meandering posts
>>>>is being sent packing.
>>>
>>>Making you eat your own words normally sends you away with your tail
>>>between your legs. It's not particularly difficult to do. It happens
>>>in most threads you jump in to. We'll take the 'Jules is a decent,
>>>ethical human being' thread as an example, shall we?
>>
>>Guffaw....
>
>You're just about to be punted from that thread.
Bwahahahahaa
>We've established that you think 'decent, ethical human beings' post
>inflamatory racist trolls to Usenet. It's quite obvious you think
>racism is funny.
Twist it more Tim. Bend it to your lame will. Use The farce...feel the
fuckhead powers flow.
>After realising the position you've put yourself in you decided to
>label me a racist and you've said you can find 'ample proof' from the
>Google archive. So now you've been baited to post that proof which
>you'll fail to do.
Bwahahahahaa.....The whole Island of Japan knows you are a fuckhead.
>This is what I mean about thread victory, Kevin.
Thread Victolly? Only a truly insipid egomaniacal fuckhead would come
up with such a fanatical concept.
>You've made allegations that you simply can't prove which makes you look stupid.
Sure Tim. You are just a really nice guy.
>You've also been manoevered into a position where it appears you find
>racism funny.
No....I find *you* funny. Hilariously corny "Tim Thorne Fwame Warrior"
funny.
Thread Victolly!!!
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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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HJ
>You'd better set about finding this 'ample proof' you've imagined.
"Jap is a contraction of the word Japanese."
Tim Thorne as "ski...@skippy.mil (Skippy)
in Message-ID: <3783c3d6...@skippy.mil>
"The Irish are scum."
Tim Thorne as "ski...@skippy.mil (Skippy)
in Message-ID: <379166a3...@skippy.mil>
"The Irish are sectarian child killing scum."
Tim Thorne as "ski...@skippy.mil (Skippy)
in Message-ID: <377fa53a...@skippy.mil>
"I already have [told soc.jewish.culture how "jewboy" isn't a racial
slur], several times now, no one disagreed me except for you furry
fuckheads." <376545f3...@hell-flame-wars.org>
You are oh so politically correct Tim.
I am done with you now Tim.
You can have your precious "Thread Victolly".
Because...by Deity you've earned it.
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It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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> "Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>
>>Now you've done it. You'll cause him serious bewilderment over what it is
>>you're guffawing at and he'll jump to the insane conclusion that you are
>>plainly wrong, whereupon he will maniacally follow you from group to group
>>demanding you admit your error.
>
> Wow, you really are a paranoid soul. Which newsgroups have I been
> following you around in,
Don't look now, Dimmy, but...
> dickless?
Jealous?
No, no. You do know. You've just indicated that 'ethical, decent human
beings' get their rocks off posting offensive racial slurs to Usenet.
Do you think that posting racial slurs is funny?
>I know you've posted some racist trolls yerownself so tell us (tinu)
>how you feel about that?
I've not posted any racial slurs to Usenet, as outlined in the other
threads where you went Google diving for quotes. Better go Google
diving again.
[...]
>>You'd better set about finding this 'ample proof' you've imagined.
>
>Your own self deception about your behavior is just too hilarious.
>
>Using the word "Jap" in reference to Asian people from the Islands of
>Japan isn't bigoted or racist or nothing. It's ok. Then lamely trying
>to defend it? More hilarity.
The only people who've used the word 'Jap' in a derogatory fashion are
you Americans. The reason you Americans consider the word racist is
because you used it extensively to demonise your WWII enemy. To the
rest of the world it is just a contraction just as 'Brit' (which is
also considered a racial slur by some folks) is.
I think it's time we discuss your racial slurs, Kevin. What about your
usage of the words 'limey' and 'frog'?
Jap *is* a contraction of the word Japanese. Those same definitions
that label 'Jap' racist also label 'Brit' as racist too. I am a Brit
and proud of it. I don't consider the word a racial slur at all.
>"The Irish are sectarian child killing scum."
>Tim Thorne as "ski...@skippy.mil (Skippy)
>in Message-ID: <377fa53a...@skippy.mil>
NI is populated by a lot of bigoted people. It's a statement of fact.
The majority of Irish living in NI are sectarian scum. Things are
improving though.
>"I already have [told soc.jewish.culture how "jewboy" isn't a racial
>slur], several times now, no one disagreed me except for you furry
>fuckheads." <376545f3...@hell-flame-wars.org>
I've never used the word 'jewboy' in any situation. I opined that I
didn't consider it particularly offensive just as I don't consider
'Brit' offensive racial slur.
>You are oh so politically correct Tim.
Lets discuss your racism, Kevin. We've not touched on that yet. The
stuff you've been posting to Usenet is way more provocative. How many
times have you used the word 'Limey' on Usenet?
>I am done with you now Tim.
Not you're not. You're going to reply to this post and attempt to
justify why you've been posting racial slurs to Usenet.
I'm only subscribed to one newsgroup in the group, alt.flame. Do you
understand the concept of crossposting, retard?
Which newsgroups have I been following you around in?
>> dickless?
>
>Jealous?
No.
I see you've not replied to any posts about your racism. Embarrassed?
No need to twist anything. All the information necessary to make a
deductation is now in the public domain. You obviously approve of
posting inflamatory racist trolls to Usenet since you consider that
'decent, ethical human beings' post them. The aim of trolling is to
amuse oneself and your BFF so I can only deduct you think it's funny
to post racist trolls to Usenet.
>>After realising the position you've put yourself in you decided to
>>label me a racist and you've said you can find 'ample proof' from the
>>Google archive. So now you've been baited to post that proof which
>>you'll fail to do.
>
>Bwahahahahaa.....The whole Island of Japan knows you are a fuckhead.
The whole of Britain and France knows you are a fuckhead. Well? What
do you have to say about your racism, Kevin?
> "Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>Timmay!, ye three-chinned scoundrels and subtractors, a fellow of the
>>strangest mind in the world, ye crowed:
>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <inv...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>Now you've done it. You'll cause him serious bewilderment over what it
>>>>is
>>>>you're guffawing at and he'll jump to the insane conclusion that you are
>>>>plainly wrong, whereupon he will maniacally follow you from group to
>>>>group
>>>>demanding you admit your error.
>>>
>>> Wow, you really are a paranoid soul. Which newsgroups have I been
>>> following you around in,
>>
>>Don't look now, Dimmy, but...
>
> I'm only subscribed to one newsgroup in the group, alt.flame. Do you
> understand the concept of crossposting, retard?
>
> Which newsgroups have I been following you around in?
>
>>> dickless?
>>
>>Jealous?
>
> No.
>
> I see you've not replied to any posts about your racism. Embarrassed?
<STALK>
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>Not you're not.
"Not you're not"???
>You're going to reply to this post and attempt to
>justify why you've been posting racial slurs to Usenet.
I've been posting racial slurs to Usenet. Oh...My bad...sorry.
Thread Victolly!!!
I win!!!
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<snip>
>What do you have to say about your racism, Kevin?
I don't have much to say about something that isn't there.
Capitan Timmay: Down periscope!! Prepare to Google dive!!!
Thread Victolly!!
I Wins!!!
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>On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:24:42 +0100, Timmay!
><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>>Not you're not.
>
>"Not you're not"???
>
>>You're going to reply to this post and attempt to
>>justify why you've been posting racial slurs to Usenet.
>
>I've been posting racial slurs to Usenet. Oh...My bad...sorry.
>
>Thread Victolly!!!
^^^^^^^^^^^
THIS IS AN OBVIOUS RACIST OFFENSE AGAINST ENGRISH-SPEAKING NATIONS!
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>On Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:24:42 +0100, Timmay!
><tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>>Not you're not.
>
>"Not you're not"???
>
>>You're going to reply to this post and attempt to
>>justify why you've been posting racial slurs to Usenet.
>
>I've been posting racial slurs to Usenet. Oh...My bad...sorry.
>
>Thread Victolly!!!
>I win!!!
Quite niggardly in your posting. Now you have a tar baby.
I know.
--
Timmay!
"I've been posting racial slurs to Usenet." Kevin A. Cannon admits his
racism in <g8l7pp$bcv$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>
So you're claiming you've never used the racial epithets 'limey' and
'frog' in reference to British and French people on Usenet?
>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>[...]
>>I've been posting racial slurs to Usenet.
>
>I know.
I've already won this thread Tim.
>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>Timmay! <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>>
>><snip>
>>
>>>What do you have to say about your racism, Kevin?
>>
>>I don't have much to say about something that isn't there.
>
>So you're claiming you've never used the racial epithets 'limey' and
>'frog' in reference to British and French people on Usenet?
Look you Limey fuckhead...you can toss off.
Nobody really cares about the cheese eating surrender monkeys.
Thread Victolly!!
I wins!!!
> On Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:54:11 +0100, Timmay!
> <tim...@hell-flame-wars.net> wrote:
>
>>K. A. Cannon <kca...@insurgent.orgy> wrote:
>>[...]
>>>I've been posting racial slurs to Usenet.
>>
>>I know.
>
> I've already won this thread Tim.
>
so have you been fit for your victolly codpiece yet, slappy?
Well, I wouldn't mind, for a few centuries. OTOH, getting buried for
almost nineteen hundred years would kind of suck.
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No, it's an attribution. This is the quote attributed to it:
>>:> So you're quite content being dickless and having to urinate in a
>>:> colostomy bag night and day?
Getting the shit-bag mixed up with the piss-bag. Heh. That's classic.
? Are you saying you go around always dressed in a costume of some sort?
That's quite a strange thing to say. Costumes <> clothing, O Dim One. Not
automatically.
>>> Cowardly, stupid and ignorant. A typical AUK'er. Most people on Usenet
>>> have no problem finding someone to pick on, if they so wish. You twits
>>> have to spend days and weeks searching for people with a lower IQ.
>>
>>Well, one who isn't net.dead, anyway.
>
> Whilst your IKY is amusing and not entirely unexpected given your recent
> performances, the AUK mantra that I'm net.dead is even more amusing. I
> forget how many times I've sent Cannon packing recently, but he should
> probably join OMH behind the checkout at his local Walmart because he'll
> make more money doing that than running a news service with less than a
> dozen users.
Net.dead k00ks are ones with old, stale, boring schticks. They're
has-beens. You're a has-been. The last award you were good for was the Dog
Whistle, last year, and I doubt you'll ever manage to kook-out
sufficiently as to be worthy of further official attention from AUK ever
again. Sucks to be you.
FucKKKhead.
How the fuck did you extrapolate that from my sentence? You're not the
sharpest tool in the box, but you are most certainly a tool.
>That's quite a strange thing to say. Costumes <> clothing, O Dim One. Not
>automatically.
I can't believe you openly admitted to attending some shitty Sci-Fi TV
show conference. You sad fucking twat. Off to the shed to brew someone
Romulan ale for when your weird friends come visiting, freak?
[...] (Blah blah blah boring blah blah blah Net.dead blah blah blah
AUK blah blah blah kook blah blah blah kookologist blah blah blah)
Wake me up if you manage a flame next time.
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My sig file says different, fucKKKhead.
Me: "Haven't been to a con since 2006, and have never gone in costume."
^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^ ^^ ^^^^^^^
You: How long did they ban you for wearing just a scarf, you pervert?
Me: "? Are you saying you go around always dressed in a costume of some
sort?"
Do you know what "have never gone in costume" means, Dim? It doesn't mean
"wore a very long scarf". It means *no costume*. At all. Clothing, yes,
but costume, no. Therefore, since "costume" = "clothing" in the fossilised
walnut that passes for your brain, it can reasonably be assumed that you,
in fact, wear costumes all the time.
>>That's quite a strange thing to say. Costumes <> clothing, O Dim One. Not
>>automatically.
>
> I can't believe <BITCHSLAP>
That you're dodging the evidence that you lack a brain, Dim? Neither can
I.
Oh, wait, yes I can.
>On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:42:29 +0000, The Doctor wrote these lies, denials,
>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>>pbo...@aol.com posted in alt.flame on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:37:04 -0700
>>>(PDT):
>>>
>>><snip>
>>>
>>>>If you like - but then, of course, mentioning "Dimmy" would indeed
>>>>constitute name-calling.
>>>
>>>Oh puuuuhhhhllleeeeezzzeee.
>>>
>>>You take a second rate sci-fi show seriously and get into flame wars
>>>about it on a Usenet discussion group. Jeesh. It's not like you should
>>>be taken seriously.
>>>
>>>Even the BattleStar Galatica fans look down upon you clowns.
>>
>> Snarky wants to be Captain JAck Harkness.
>
>Well, I wouldn't mind, for a few centuries. OTOH, getting buried for
>almost nineteen hundred years would kind of suck.
What are you doing in AUK then ?
= IF
Smackin' round a few tards, tard.
Moulting.
>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 03:42:50 +0100, Ignis Fatuus wrote these lies,
>denials, arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or
>obfuscations:
>> On Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:51:56 GMT, Snarky wrote:
>>>On Wed, 20 Aug 2008 20:42:29 +0000, The Doctor wrote these lies, denials,
>>>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>>>> K. A. Cannon wrote:
>>>>>pbo...@aol.com posted in alt.flame on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 04:37:04 -0700
>>>>>(PDT):
>>>>>
>>>>><snip>
>>>>>
>>>>>>If you like - but then, of course, mentioning "Dimmy" would indeed
>>>>>>constitute name-calling.
>>>>>
>>>>>Oh puuuuhhhhllleeeeezzzeee.
>>>>>
>>>>>You take a second rate sci-fi show seriously and get into flame wars
>>>>>about it on a Usenet discussion group. Jeesh. It's not like you should
>>>>>be taken seriously.
>>>>>
>>>>>Even the BattleStar Galatica fans look down upon you clowns.
>>>>
>>>> Snarky wants to be Captain JAck Harkness.
>>>
>>>Well, I wouldn't mind, for a few centuries. OTOH, getting buried for
>>>almost nineteen hundred years would kind of suck.
>>
>> What are you doing in AUK then ?
>
>Moulting.
That explains the feathers.
= IF
Um, s/feathers/skin.
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Snarky Admits He Attends Doctor Who Conventions NAKED AGAIN!!!1!
>Clothing, yes, but costume, no. Therefore, since "costume" =
>"clothing" in the fossilised walnut that passes for your brain, it can
>reasonably be assumed that you, in fact, wear costumes all the time.
Snarky Admits He Fantasises About Me Posting NAKED To USENET!!!1!
Such accurate hyper-deductions are normally sole preserve of those
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>>>That's quite a strange thing to say. Costumes <> clothing, O Dim One. Not
>>>automatically.
>>
>> I can't believe <BITCHSLAP>
>
>That you're dogging
Snarky Admits He Fantasises About Me Having SEX In A Car Park!!!!!1!
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"I am a kook and a racist." Rick Mather admits posting racial slurs to
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A small selection of Rick Mather aka Kadaitcha Man's racism:
"AFRAID OF THE NIGGERS!"
<345mku$r0i$s...@rec.humour.funny.haggard-drifter.net.somaliland>
"FUCKING NIGGER!"
<2ulqv2$cr3$p...@alt.pets.ferrets.full-bodied-little-brown-eyeball.org.cayman-islands>
"DUMB OL' NIGGER!"
<hrixi0$6tu$3...@alt.fan.nondescript-grand-tetons.co.laos>
"NIGGER LOVER!"
<l3v2am$ek9$b...@alt.conspiracy.blue-veined.custard.chucking.co.guinea>
"FUCKING AFRAID OF THE NIGGERS!"
<iejn0v$aos$t...@alt.astronomy.whiskerless-yeast-pocket.biz.cambodia>
"FUCKING NIGGER SHIT!"
<ozhta7$0dv$0...@alabama.drooping-angel-cakes.co.cameroon>
"LET THE NIGGER GIRL DO IT!"
<927jyw$p80$l...@comp.os.linux.advocacy.shuddering-sweater-muffins.co.sierra-leone>
"NIGGER!"
<yotjoa$f13$o...@alt.butts.rickety-teeter.net.bosnia>
"FUCKING NIGGER LOVER!"
<u9mw3e$7de$z...@alt.sex.ads.miniature-twin-towers.net.turkmenistan>
"FUCKING WOP!"
<u9mw3e$7de$z...@alt.sex.ads.miniature-twin-towers.net.turkmenistan>
"FUCKING NIGGER!"
<qq13pu$hq6$b...@alt.support.sloppy-droopies.biz.burma>
"BLAME IT ON THE NIGGERS!"
<hlrbmr$q1n$v...@alt.dating.uk.innocent-tart.com.iceland>
"NIGGER FUCKING LOVE PILLOWS!"
<cctt0r$rbc$f...@alt.comedy.putrescent-buds.org.mauritania>
"FUCKING HOOKNOSE!"
<0h00sg$0pm$6...@alt.conspiracy.vile.sex.acts.net.japan>
"FUCKING GREASEBALL!"
<0h00sg$0pm$6...@alt.conspiracy.vile.sex.acts.net.japan>
"FUCKING NIGGER LADY!"
<0h00sg$0pm$6...@alt.conspiracy.vile.sex.acts.net.japan>
"FUCKING DAGO!"
<111hii$2l2$a...@alt.dating.uk.naked-in-hole.net.luxembourg>
"COCKY NIGGER!"
<cp4mxs$pn3$7...@soc.culture.coarse-trouser-hawg.net.guam>
>Smackin' round a few tards, tard.
Daaaaaaawwwwwgggggggfuuuuuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
--
Timmay!
"Then I fucked her little dog you half-witted sperm tail."
Pooch-Pumper Aratzio confesses his love for man's best friend in
<904q94dev2jmpullm...@4ax.com>
Yeah, right, *plural*.
>>Clothing, yes, but costume, no. Therefore, since "costume" = "clothing"
>>in the fossilised walnut that passes for your brain, it can reasonably be
>>assumed that you, in fact, wear costumes all the time.
>
> Snarky Admits He Fantasises About Me Posting NAKED To USENET!!!1!
Dear gods, I hope you don't. The mental image of you naked is frightening.
> Such accurate hyper-deductions are normally sole preserve of those
> professional crime fighters in the CID. Fancy a career change?
You're the one what jumped to the bizarre conclusion that I attend cons in
the nude, based on my comment that I have never worn a costume to one. My
deduction about your constant costume-wearing comes from there, since you
clearly associate wearing costumes with wearing clothing.
>>>>That's quite a strange thing to say. Costumes <> clothing, O Dim One.
>>>>Not automatically.
>>>
>>> I can't believe <BITCHSLAP>
>>
>>That you're dogging
>
> Snarky Admits He Fantasises About Me Having SEX In A Car Park!!!!!1!
Tim Thorne: Lame Post Editor.
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Cardinal Snarky of the Fannish Inquisition; Official Chung Demon
Most Hated Usenetizen of All Time #13; Top Asshole #3; Lits Slut #16
BowTie's Spuriously Accused Pedo Photographer #4
AUK Psycho & Felon #21; Parrot & Zombie #2; AUK Hate Machine Cog #19
Anonymous Psycho Criminal #18
"Computers, like cats, can operate crossdimensionally; the trick is in
getting them to do what you want."
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
"They could hear the aria and whistle it" -- Yeah, poor blacks in the
late 19th/early 20th centuries sure would have gone to operas all the
time, Aggie! Message-ID:
<CLidne0n87WoigfV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"RUBBISH! Italian opera makes reference to RECORDED GREEK HISTORY!
Calling with folklore is like calling the Napoleonic wars folklore or
Julius Caesar folklore.
"Greece does not have folk music and it does not have folklore." --
Clearly, Greek mythology was made up by archaeologists and
anthropologists in the past two centuries. Isn't that right, Aggie?
Message-ID: <VPudnbL2wM0RBAXV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Folklore is a 19th Century Romanticist Art Music genre." -- Aggie re-
defines the Brothers Grimm as musicians, in Message-ID:
<RqednfZU4LiLRgrV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Folk music is by definition Irish pop music. Specifically Irish pop
music influenced by Eastern European dance music." -- Agamemnon owes me
a head injury for that. Message-ID:
<YPednU9W26DULgzV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Rave and Trance on technical grounds should be classified as classical
music." -- Aggie the musical expert, in Message-ID:
<AZ-dnR58vJP...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Bluegrass is African American. Actually its origin is French just like
Rap, but it has nothing to do with Folk. Folk is Irish pop music
concocted in the 50's and 60's which uses instruments that weren't
invented until the 30's." -- And rock, of course, was first made by
Greeks, as Agamemnon will assert. Message-ID:
<r7OdnREN64VSVBLV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"WRONG! The plays of Aristophanes prove that the overwhelming majority
of Athenians were straight and idiogenogamotics were ridiculed as either
being effeminate or only doing kologamosis in return for political or
financial favours. If this was not so then Aristophanes would not have
mocked the politicians in the front seats as boy fuckers (kologamosis
with young boys will illegal in ancient Athens and those engaging in it
were banned from holding elected office) or made numerous bum gags, or
brought naked girls on stage for an all male audience to represent peace
or written plays featuring female prostitutes. Hellenistic romantic
fiction such as the Aethiopica also disproves your claims that women
were only regarded as baby making machines. Menanders Dyskolos also
disproves your claims as does book 3 of Apollonius Argonougtica and
Euripides Hellen. Kolofilia was nothing more than masturbation. Just ask
yourself why it was only with a man and adolescent boy. Because it was
easier for the giver to think the receiver was a young girl than if it
was with a man the same age. He might as well have fucked a sheep or a
goat. So to get back on topic, it makes you wonder why RTD made Captain
Jack an omnisexual, read complete wanker." -- Poutso kelftis on a
frothing rage, in Message-ID:
<5rKdnXHmXv_OxAza...@eclipse.net.uk>
"I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what
happened inside this Oval Office." --George W. Bush, Washington, D.C.,
May 12, 2008
"6. Who is a net.giggler?" -- Bloxy's "Monkay", that's who. Message-ID:
<DC6BBA72...@demon.co.uk>
"'I find this genetic sequence all the way down the evolutionary
ladder,' he says. 'The major significance of this protein is that it may
be a communication line between the nucleus and the mitochondria.'" --
Andrew B. Chung, from
http://gtalumni.org/Publications/magazine/win91/chung.html
"Pot...kettle...so black it picks cotton." -- But Alex "Dink" Cain isn't
racist at all, oh no. Not him. Why, some of his best friends are porch
monkeys. I'll bet. Message-ID: <397FCB...@hotmail.com>
"You think I don't know this? What gives you the right to speak as if
you have authority over me? You have none. I like his use of the words
'wanton woman'. They are biblical. Maybe there is some hope for k man
after all. You? There is no hope for you at all you freak of nature. Go
back to the hole you came out of." -- Atlanta Olympiada Kane "knows"
Kadaitcha Man was referring to me, but addressed him as though he was
referring to himself, then foamed all over me, in Message-ID:
<45e1f82a$0$16335$8826...@free.teranews.com>
"No effort at all c*cksucking you, b1tch." -- At last, the Monkey-man
comes out of the closet, in MID: <aXkth.3535$QE6.1902@trnddc02>
http://www6.kingdomofloathing.com/login.php
"This is a sandwich made by a Spam Witch. You know why Spam Witches
can't starve if they're at the beach? Because they can always eat the
sand which is there." -- Spam Witch sammich, from The Kingdom of
Loathing
http://www.runescape.com/
No one expects the Fannish Inquisition!
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Cabal_of_the_Holy_Pretzel/join
Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet & Usenet Terrorist
Pretzel
"i have no need for sex; i'd rather tease you, honeybuns." -- Teh Mop
Jockey doesn't know the meaning of "TMI". MID:
<1253073.6...@unixd0rk.com>
"What are marijuana tablets?"
"When logic and proportion
Have fallen softly dead
And the White Knight is talking backwards
And the Red Queen's 'off with her head!'
Remember what the dormouse said:
'Feed your head
Feed your head
Feed your head'"
-- "White Rabbit", Jefferson Airplane
I own "James C Cracked is God!!!":
MID: <1161060410.7...@i42g2000cwa.googlegroups.com>
"Chips on you dud, you got bugged for being near me, Viruses transmit
that way you know." -- Blooey: Master of the Autoflame. Message-ID:
<4556A926...@pharae.org>
"The nonsense screeds you compose and post to usenet lack any kind of
coherent and rational meaning whatsoever, and are composed of random
bits and pieces stolen from mythology, science fiction, religion, comic
books, etc., placed into a blender, and the switch turned to the highest
setting.
About every other screed has droppings of death threats, racial
bigotry, laughably false prophesies of gloom and doom, and inane
attempts to extort money. These bland, meaningless, pulpy messes are
then trowled into usenet; identical or nearly identical screeds are
repeated ad nauseum." -- Art Deco had to clean up bits of Warhol for
days after using the Hammer on him
"Q: How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: None. There is no need to change anything. We made the right decision
to stick with that light bulb. People who say that it is burned out are
giving aid and encouragement to the Forces of Darkness." -- Anon.
"Outlaw amateur assassins!" -- Chiun
"Property is theft."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is liberty."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Property is impossible."
-- P. J. Proudhon
"Etymology:
Argumentum ad Septicus : argument to putrefaction. Derived from Septicum
Argumentum : putrefaction of argument.
"Septic \Sep"tic\, Septical \Sep"tic*al\
a. [L. septicus to make putrid: cf. F. septique.]
Having power to promote putrefaction. Of or relating to or
caused by putrefaction." -- Kadaitcha Man, indirectly to
Donald "Skeptic"/"Septic" Alford, in MID: <a3svh.d...@news.alt.net>
"I never fail to be amazing" -- Looney Maroon for September 2006 nominee
William Barwell's ego knows no bounds. MID:
12ggt3q...@corp.supernews.com
"Red meat won't hurt you. Fuzzy, blue-green meat will."
-- Zog the etc., in alt.discordia (correct
as needed)
"may you live to whatever age you'd like to." -- Dave Hillstrom,
in alt.discordia
"We are most nearly ourselves when we achieve the seriousness of the
child at play." -- Heraclitus
"And thats another mistake on your part. Your 'playing' games on usenet,
and I'm not playing...It has nothing to do with impressing you, it has
more to do with making sure you have the education you'll need to debate.
The debate is no fun for me if you are mentally incapable of it. I'm
giving you an opportunity to educate yourself. That's all." -- A trashy
former virus-writer turned Outer Filth doesn't know if he's playing or
working, in MID: <1159389579....@e3g2000cwe.googlegroups.com>
"I am incapable of original thoughts" -- Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ has an honest
moment, in MID: <0h59i25ejlthqeeit...@4ax.com>
"But now the end is near. Now Mark Foley comes along and is making
almost all liberal dreams come true and seriously, I'm sorry for it.
See, I believe in karma. I believe what comes around goes around and I
know full well that it's just bad juju to wish such a level of turmoil
and ill upon other humans, warmongering gay-hating maladroits or no, and
that the real path of enlightenment is paved with forgiveness and
progress and white-hot love and turning the other cheek and scotch.
"In fact, Jesus said something about that, I do believe. He said, "Knock
it off already with the warmongering and the hating of each other and
let's all get some wine and party like it's 2012." Then again, he never
saw Karl Rove stab the nation with the dull ice pick of bogus fear. He
never heard George W. Bush describe brutal war and the death of tens of
thousands as "just a comma" in world history.
"Check that. Maybe I'm not so sorry after all." -- Mark Morford,
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/10/11/
notes101106.DTL&nl=fix
http://tinyurl.com/kusmr
Pardon me for having a laugh since you're incapable of engaging in a
flame war.
>My deduction
Your serious deduction on top of my light-hearted reply makes you look
very silly.
[Space for "I wuz been light-hearted too, honest guv!"]
The most his brain can handle.
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Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
The God of Odd Statements
Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
Thread where outing begins: http://tinyurl.com/hojf8
George Pickett Memorial Award nominee <wfh...@hotmail.com> on outing
personal contact info in x-poasted subject lines:
"Plenty of people post under their real names and do not attempt to hide
their contact info. You are scared of being 'outed' because you are a
pathological abuser of usenet, and people rightly despise you for it.
You're afraid of being reported to the authorities or, better, visited
by a couple of guys with baseball bats. Other people don't have this
obsessive fear. Ward Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal
information - nothing that anyone else added was hidden in any way.
You're so fucking scared you've built up this whole sick mythology about
different categories of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
"Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole you
are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely no
way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena power
that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because I chose
to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks like you
choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in constant fear.
"What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole."
-- in MID: <1156587081....@m79g2000cwm.googlegroups.com>
Good trolls can get other people laughing with them. You aren't even
*mediocre*.
>>My deduction
>
> Your serious deduction on top of my light-hearted reply makes you look
> very silly.
>
> [Space for "I wuz been light-hearted too, honest guv!"]
<yawn>
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TEH USENETS BULLIE
http://www.runescape.com/
Join my RuneScape clan!
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Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
"Not supporting me is equivalent to forfeiting your own rights." --
Stick a fork in me, I think I'm done.
>>>My deduction
>>
>> Your serious deduction on top of my light-hearted reply makes you look
>> very silly.
>>
>> [Space for "I wuz been light-hearted too, honest guv!"]
>
><yawn>
<clutches chest>
> he also lets little morky suck his nut sack as he pounds gav in it's
> extra large, puddin-like ass!-
fake and bizaree fanaties too
http://img387.imageshack.us/my.php?image=marqueerdyslexiapi6.jpg
I think Mark should have better taste than to let Tim have anything to
do with him. BTW, learn to snip things like .sigfiles, would you? And,
no, I won't leave you alone, since you keep trying to get my attention
anyway.
--
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TEH USENETS BULLIE
http://www.runescape.com/
Join my RuneScape clan!
http://z11.invisionfree.com/Holy_Pretzel_Cabal/index.php
Full name of clan: Cabal of the Holy International Discordian Internet
And Usenet Terrorist Pretzel
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle
Trainer of PorchMonkey4Life
http://www.screedbomb.info/porchie/
Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker, June 2008
Hammer of Thor, July 2008
Hey, Aggie! Does this sound familiar?
Message-ID: <nursc4tjdsh8tpsdp...@4ax.com>
"Marcella proves once again that she's an ignorant racist bigot." -- OK,
what race are Greeks, again? Aggie's so much more knowledgeable than I
about that sort of thing. Message-ID:
<O-ednWCl9cD...@eclipse.net.uk>
"It could be several." -- Aggie answers marc_CH's question about which
drugs Jamaican athletes such as Powell and Bolt have been taking.
Message-ID: <aKydne4RQpoPFFnV...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Only athletes on drugs win meddles. [...]
"And the funny thing is the Greek weightlifters were not winning meddles
even while on drugs. Clearly every single weightlifter that beat a Greek
weightlifter was taking more drugs than they were." -- Yeah, that's the
ticket, Aggie! Message-ID:
<c_2dnTTpk7xBa17V...@eclipse.net.uk>
"Do Usenet posters on drugs not know how to spell 'medals'?" -- They
really don't, marc_CH. Message-ID:
<6iifvaF...@mid.individual.net>
> >> Tim Thorne: Lame Post Editor.
>
> > he also lets little morky suck his nut sack as he pounds gav in it's
> > extra large, puddin-like ass!
>
> I think Mark should have better taste than to let Tim have anything to
> do with him. BTW, learn to snip things like .sigfiles, would you? And,
> no, I won't leave you alone, since you keep trying to get my attention
> anyway.
>
well I do make sure I know who I am having sex with at a bear begining