What's your faourite Ludbunskyism?
Menjy
>Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
>>gregvk wrote:
[...]
>>> The "COCK SLAP" snip-n-run is Fatty's signal that he's out of steam
>>> (i.e., spanked) and cannot continue. It's how he surrenders.
>>
>>Well, I'm ready to surrender too. It gives me a headache to read his
>>posts, and one more instance of "moar" or "liak" may send me right over
>>the edge.
>
>How many free cl00s has he dispensed so far?
No idea. I've pretty much stopped reading him nowadays. This morning, I got to
his third IKY in as many articles, and just shitcanned the balance unread. I
reckon the best way to get any entertainment out of the drab cunt would be to
play "Ludbunski Loto" with his posts.
Make up some cards with stuff like (or is that st00f liak?)
Simply put
Retard
Free cl00
COCKSLAP
fuckin
lil
moar
liak
teh Usenets
poast
on them, distribute, and see who gets to call out "Bingo!" first.
Yeah, well, it was just an idea.
--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://www.reikanido.com/iacw
It exists. Thanks, Bozo.
"Did you graduate college? Have you even gone to college? Cause I've done
both, which is something I think you haven't done, because you are getting
all upset when I am proving how intelligent."
Jonathan "don't call me a homo" Herr proving how intelligent in
<47f18696$0$16691$4c36...@roadrunner.com>
"I make over a $100 a day"
Walla Walla's very own Jamos Ludbunski bragging about his $24000 Wal-Mart salary
Steve Leyland
stirred from its deep slumber and pronounced to usenet:
*nods*
:
: on them, distribute, and see who gets to call out "Bingo!" first.
:
: Yeah, well, it was just an idea.
--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41 Most Hated Usenetizen Of All Time#1
Top Asshole on the Net#4 Usenet Ruiner#11 Lits Slut#1
alt.hackers.malicious awards 2007 Pedo-Baiter
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
NOW LISTENING TO:
http://mar.exilenet.org:9042/listen.pls
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
You couldn't get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full
of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue
mating dance.
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"Oh, and by the by ... although it is not my particular responsibility
to do so, I do nevertheless apologize for Mr. Leyland, who seems
convinced that anyone who might pass by this doorway to our little
gallery is a child rapist. In a sense, he is much like the ratty kitty
he claims to be in his interminable signature line ... he wanders about
and stops occassionally at the stoop here to spray and defecate, then
moves on and is gone for a few days or so ... no doubt spraying,
defecating and retching up hairballs elsewhere ... then returns to mark
his "territory" again. I realise he is little more than a malodorous
nusiance, but a nuisance nevertheless."
HMS Victor Victorian, pedophile, alt.fan.utb.naughty-boy
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"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"
bear, uk.rec.motorcycles
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"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."
Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
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"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.
And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.
And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."
William Blake.
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"Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression; this
right includes freedom to hold opinions without interference and to
seek, receive and impart information and ideas through any media and
regardless of frontiers." Universal Declaration of Human Rights,
article 19.
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"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."
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dave hillstrom
hows about i restart the hfw, hmmm?
--
dave hillstrom mhm15x4 zrbj
"i believe that the word "fuckhead" has become so wide spread and
nearly meaningless as to qualify as a metavariable, similar to "foo"
and "bar". and that it should uphold the responsibilities and enjoy
the privileges of the new office. here here!!"
-dave hillstrom
Onideus Mad Hatter
Oh yeah, yer not a Hatter Addict, no siree. Oh hey, you know what'll
be even moar fun? When everyone gets to call out "BINGO!" six or
eight times whilst reading YOUR posts, you Hatter emulating little
bitch.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
http://www.backwater-productions.net
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog
Hatter Quotes
-------------
"Don't ever fuck with someone who has more creativity than you do."
"You're only one of the best if you're striving to become one of the
best."
"I didn't make reality, Sunshine, I just verbally bitch slapped you
with it."
"I'm not a professional, I'm an artist."
"Your Usenet blinders are my best friend."
"Usenet Filters - Learn to shut yourself the fuck up!"
"Drugs killed Jesus you know...oh wait, no, that was the Jews, my
bad."
"There are clingy things in the grass...burrs 'n such...mmmm..."
"The more I learn the more I'm killing my idols."
"Is it wrong to incur and then use the hate ridden, vengeful stupidity
of complete strangers in random Usenet froups to further my art?"
"Freedom is only a concept, like race it's merely a social construct
that doesn't really exist outside of your ability to convince others
of its relevancy."
"Next time slow up a lil, then maybe you won't jump the gun and start
creamin yer panties before it's time to pop the champagne proper."
"Reality is directly proportionate to how creative you are."
"People are pretty fucking high on themselves if they think that
they're just born with a soul. *snicker*...yeah, like they're just
givin em out for free."
"Quible, quible said the Hare. Quite a lot of quibling...everywhere.
So the Hare took a long stare and decided at best, to leave the rest,
to their merry little mess."
"There's a difference between 'bad' and 'so earth shatteringly
horrible it makes the angels scream in terror as they violently rip
their heads off, their blood spraying into the faces of a thousand
sweet innocent horrified children, who will forever have the terrible
images burned into their tiny little minds'."
"How sad that you're such a poor judge of style that you can't even
properly gauge the artistic worth of your own efforts."
"Those who record history are those who control history."
"I am the living embodiment of hell itself in all its tormentive rage,
endless suffering, unfathomable pain and unending horror...but you
don't get sent to me...I come for you."
"Ideally in a fight I'd want a BGM-109A with a W80 250 kiloton
tactical thermonuclear fusion based war head."
"Tell me, would you describe yourself more as a process or a
function?"
"Apparently this group has got the market cornered on stupid.
Intelligence is down 137 points across the board and the forecast
indicates an increase in Webtv users."
"Is my .sig delimiter broken? Really? You're sure? Awww,
gee...that's too bad...for YOU!" `, )
Avoid normal situations.
> The 2-Belo wrote:
[..]
>>How many free cl00s has he dispensed so far?
> No idea. I've pretty much stopped reading him nowadays.
What took you so long?
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"And everything went along just great until... at some point... the audiences
went from being relatively intelligent and understanding, interesting people
to kinda-scary young kids who liked to spit at the bands a lot, who wielded
chains, and beat up people who had long hair..." -- Exene Cervenka
Menjy
foreign languages, expert on "logistical fallacies", Dairy Queen incendiary
advisor, Budweiser apologist, Wal-mart wage-slave, lino aficionado, wanker,
plagiarist, lover of all things Menjy, inept spell-lamer, public whistler,
polyglot, mime-artist, estate agent, nose-picker, epic failure, research
physicist, organic chemist, nerd-orientated gamer and ignoble spankard wrote:
>'Menjy' wrote:
>>The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>Rhonda Lea Kirk Fries
>>>>gregvk wrote:
[...]
>Hatter Addict
There's one.
>moar
Two.
>posts
You misspelled "poasts", Ludbunski.
>you Hatter emulating little bitch.
Wow. IKYABWAI by proxy.
CapCity
"Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote in
message news:g3j94q$58l$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
froups
Steve Leyland
: "Steve Leyland" <steveREMOVEDOT...@meow.org.invalid> wrote
nah, everyone says that.
:
: : :
: : : on them, distribute, and see who gets to call out "Bingo!" first.
=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=
Important documents will demonstrate their vitality by moving from
where you left them to where you can't find them.
The 2-Belo
exploded. Flight director confirms that:
[...]
>>>>How many free cl00s has he dispensed so far?
>>>
>>>How many have you needed so far?
>>
>>It to<COCK SLAP>
>
>Wow, I wait liak two months to bitch slap you with a response and you
>reply within...what, minutes? LOL, yeah, SOMEBODY sure is a Hatter
>Addict.
Nah. I think it's the other way around.
It's quite obvious that your entire misguided sloppy online "career" is
dependent on attention of *any* kind to stay alive. You get hammered with the
spiked club of logic over and over again across the internet, but you know what?
It's what you *want*.
Getting banned from every forum you visit? Getting cease and desist orders from
event organizers? Making as many enemies as you possibly can? It figures,
really. If you're a true loser, it's better to be hated and reviled than to be
totally ignored and lost to the fog of time, eh? It's the motivation for many a
school and workplace mass shooting, and many other incidents where losers lash
out at the cruel world that spawned them. It's the only way they can prove they
exist, since they otherwise would melt into the vast blob of humanity like a wad
of chewing gum into the sidewalk.
You're the addict, Matthew, not me or anyone else. You're totally dependent on
reply cycles for sustenance.
Watching you writhe in pain when you trolled *yourself* into thinking I lived in
North America was an amusing high point. Some of your pro-Walmart screeds were
otherwise notable for their unintentional humor. Seeing the wretched
linoleum-festooned hovel you live in was quite a sight to behold.
But it's time for you to go into recovery. An alt.flame 12-Step Program, if you
will, to wean yourself off the need for attention at all costs. Fuckheads
Anonymous.
The only requirement for membership is the desire to stop being a fuckhead.
There are no fees, nothing for which to sign up. All you have to do is follow
the Twelve Steps:
1. Admit that you are powerless over your addiction to being a fuckhead, that
your life has become unmanageable.
2. Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself* could restore you to
sanity.
* Alternating current.
3. Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of this
Power, as you understand It.
4. Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself.**
** In your case, it'll take about thirty-five seconds.
5. Admit to God, yourself, and to all of alt.flame the exact nature of your
wrongs.***
*** You're a fuckhead.
6. Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.****
**** Usually pruning shears are required.
7. Humbly ask Him to remove your shortcomings.*****
***** For this, a pair of tweezers. Har!
8. Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends
to them all. ******
****** Spank off the net, and do it now.
9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so
would injure you or others. *******
******* Ignore the warnings and jump off a bridge. I'll forgive you.
10. Continue to take personal inventory and, when you are wrong, admit it.
********
******** You can use extra paper if necessary.
11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with
God as you understand Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for you and
the power to carry that out. *********
********* Preferably face-to-face. Jumping off a bridge at step 9 will
facilitate this.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry
this message to other fuckheads, and to practice these principles in all your
affairs. **********
********** Die. See step 9.
See? Easy as pie. You'll be on the road to faceless obscurity, where you belong,
in no time!
Now to cure *my* supposed Hatter Addiction, I only need *one* step.
1. *plonk*
--
The 2-Belo [the2beloATmsdDOTbiglobeDOTneDOTjp]
alt.flame alt.fan.karl-malden.nose alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk
meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow
"I kept hearing this 'untz... untz... untz... untz...' sound in the
background of all the music. Fun time, though; lots of young kids with
dilated pupils." -- Bob Dylan, after a visit to a rave party
Avoid normal situations.
> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that Onideus Mad Hatter has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
[..]
> *plonk*
What took you so long?
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"[They] might as well try to light London with a slice from the moon."
-- William Hyde Wollaston on the possibility of using gas lighting in British
cities, early 1800s
Onideus Mad Hatter
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>Wow, I wait liak two months to bitch slap you with a response and you
>>reply within...what, minutes? LOL, yeah, SOMEBODY sure is a Hatter
>>Addict.
>Nah. I think it's the other way around.
Oh I'm quite certain you'll "think" in any direction your little need
to "win" will take you. It's unfortunate though that you haven't
enough sense to even comprehend that you're doing it, if you did, you
might not trip over yerself so easily.
>It's quite obvious that your entire misguided sloppy online "career" is
>dependent on attention of *any* kind to stay alive.
Right, because gosh knows I've *SUCH* a shortage of attention...oh,
wait a minute, plot hole! You really didn't take much effort to think
this lame through, now did you?
What really gets me though is how...arrogant you are. I mean, to
think that out of *ALL* the *HUNDREDS* of people who have tried this
*VERY* same tactic and *FAILED* miserably...that *YOU* of all
doorknobs would somehow, magically, be the one to make it work...such
ego you have. Don't worry, I'll rip it all apart for you and put you
in your proper place before we're through. You're really not doing
anything that I haven't already ripped apart before.
>You get hammered with the spiked club of logic
You best check yerself there Mr. Spock, cause yer "logic" seems to
keep tripping its way into one fallacy after another.
>over and over again across the internet, but you know what?
>It's what you *want*.
You of course being me would know *EXACTLY* what it is that I
want...oh, wait a minute, another plot hole! Tsch, tsch, tsch...not
doin so well so far, Spittles. The truth of the matter here is that
you're attempting to attack me with what you would consider the best
attack on yourself. You're using YOURSELF as the basis of offense.
Which is plainly easy to see, going by your own sordid posting
history, one lame ass Internet fight after another, constantly trying
to start shit with random strangers, always winding up beaten with the
cl00 stick six or eight times...yeah, project much?
>Getting banned from every forum you visit?
Oh, EVERY forum is it? LOL, no, sorry child, only the ones run by
snitty little clusterfuck tweenagers liak you.
>Getting cease and desist orders from
>event organizers?
Event organizers who steal people's money, partake in unethical
business practices, break copyright law in about thirteen different
directions and who generally have a reputation of being the most ass
fucked organization of their kind.
...not that I would expect *YOU* to be paying *THAT* close attention,
after all, you see what you *NEED* to see, not what's actually there.
>Making as many enemies as you possibly can?
Enemies, eh? LOL, is that what you think of yourself? As an "enemy"
of mine? *snicker* Sorry kid, but yer ego is gettin the best of you
again. I don't think of you as anything more than a doofy fuckin
tweenager who doesn't know shit and who liaks to mouth off. The fact
is, I don't have *ANY* "enemies" online. Now I'm sure there are no
shortage of CHILDREN, liak yourself, who liak to play pretend and who
like to imagine me as their "enemy", but it's a purely one sided
fantasy I can assure you.
>It figures, really.
Your delusions usually do.
>If you're a true loser, it's better to be hated and reviled than to be
>totally ignored and lost to the fog of time, eh?
Oh is that why *YOU* constantly lash out at other people online and
try to start fights with them liak you tried to start with me? Oh,
ouch, did I slap you real hard with reality again? Tsch, tsch,
tsch...such a bitch...reality, innt?
You know what the difference is between you and I...I produce, I make
things, all sorts of different things for all sorts of different
people in dozens of different communities...but you...well you really
don't *DO* anything...and btw, Sunshine, that's the spiked ball of
"logic" slamming the fuck into yer thick skull reminding you of a
LOSER you are. Losers don't create, losers aren't imaginative, losers
just snit and mouth off about shit they covet...which is all you've
*EVER* done in regards to me. And in case it skipped yer stupid ass,
*YOU* were the one who first chose to engage with me, you fuckin
retard. If I was really a "desperate" for attention as you apparently
are I would make liak your stupid ass and run around LOOKING for
people to engage with, not simply waiting for the retards liak
yourself to simply show up on cue.
>It's the motivation for many a
>school and workplace mass shooting, and many other incidents where losers lash
>out at the cruel world that spawned them.
Liak the way *YOU* first lashed out at *ME*, even though I had never
even acknowledge your idiot presence in *ANY* manner *BEFORE* hand.
Oh, oops, there's that logic ball, hammerin the fuck into yer thick
skull again.
>It's the only way they can prove they exist,
Oh, cute, so that's your reasoning for it, that's why you suddenly,
out of the blue, chose to start lashing out at me, so you can "prove
you exist"? You are *SERIOUSLY* fucked in the head man.
>since they otherwise would melt into the vast blob of humanity like a wad
>of chewing gum into the sidewalk.
Well guess what, Sunshine...that's still your fate. Just because you
lashed out at a celebrity personality like me to try and ride *MY*
coattails of success doesn't mean that you'll be remembered,
especially not when you consider just *HOW MANY* retarded fuckin
Hatter Addicts liak yourself there are. And as I said in the first
place, you *REALLY* aren't doing *ANYTHING* that I haven't already
ripped apart more than a dozen times over.
>You're the addict, Matthew, not me or anyone else. You're totally dependent on
>reply cycles for sustenance.
Well fuckwit, why don't you try shutting yourself the fuck up and
we'll see. Come on, pussy, put some blinders on if you need to and
run the fuck away. Trust me, Pussy, I'm in *NO* way dependent upon
your shit dribble of a presence to continue posting. At best you
provide yourself as a convenient soap box for me to present my ideals,
beliefs and philosophies...but there certainly is no shortage of "you"
to go around. There are literarily a dozen more losers just liak you
waiting for the chance to try and get all snitty with me to justify
their pathetic existence. I suppose you use that though, as your
"reasoning" to keep coming back every time you try and quit cold
turkey. You figure, oh, well someone will *ALWAYS* be there anyway to
get bitch slapped by that mean 'ol Mad Hatter, so it might as well be
me!
>Watching you writhe in pain when you trolled *yourself* into thinking I lived in
>North America was an amusing high point.
...what?
You see, this is the shit I'm talking about...that you can remember
shit liak that. Here's a free cl00 for yer stupid ass...I have *NO*
fuckin idea as to what yer even babbling about. You simply are not
worth the brain cells to commit to memory, not in *ANY* form. As far
as I'm concerned replying to you is no different from replying to any
of the other banal, faceless, meandering, fuckwits. To me...you have
no sense of identity, nothing that separates you in any way from any
of the countless others I've ripped apart again and again and again.
You are *NOTHING* to me...but I'll *ALWAYS* be something to
you...because you're the one with the addiction. And sorry, but no
amount of desperate, long, drawn out IKY lames is going to change that
fact. *YOU* need me to exist...but to me...you simply don't exist as
a unique sentience.
>Some of your pro-Walmart screeds were
>otherwise notable for their unintentional humor.
And as expected "you" (and by "you" I mean all the countless retards
who have tried that lame routine) never were able to counter any of
them on any direct level. You simply retarded back to yer original
claim and then desperately tried to convince me that you were laughing
about it.
>Seeing the wretched
>linoleum-festooned hovel you live in was quite a sight to behold.
Does that make you feel good inside? Trying to compare yourself to
others? Trying to belittle other people to feel better about your own
circumstances? Did it happen to you at some point? Hrmmm? Did
someone lash out at you and tell you that you lived in a hovel and
were nothing but shit? I bet they did, and I bet it made you feel
*REAL* bad too...but you knew you couldn't fight back against that
person...I mean, they were "better" than you, weren't they? So then
you went around looking for other people, to try and attack in the
same way that you were attacked, so you could "make up" for the damage
that was done to you. ROTFL...you really are that pathetic, aren't
you?
Of course, what's even *MORE* pathetic is that you think such failing
stupidity would even be of any notable consequence to someone of my
standing. You see, Cuppy Cake...I'm better than you...but not because
of physical possessions or crap that I've bought, no, I'm better than
you because I'm more intelligent, enlightened, I think on levels that
you couldn't even begin to dream of grasping. You prove how pathetic
you are in trying to justify human worth by how much crap you own. I'm
sorry to say though...you can't take it with you. At the end of the
day it's just "stuff", it doesn't matter, it burns easy into nothing
when placed in a fire. A pile of ash, that's all you really "own" in
the long run, that's all that really defines who you are and what
you've done in life...it's what makes you a loser, a very forgettable
one at that.
>But it's time for you to go into recovery. An alt.flame 12-Step Program, if you
>will, to wean yourself off the need for attention at all costs. Fuckheads
>Anonymous.
So how long do you really think you can last...quitting cold turkey I
mean? Surely you aren't so foolish as to think that there aren't an
innumerable number of other pathetic nothings lined up to replace your
pathetic self.
>The only requirement for membership is the desire to stop being a fuckhead.
The only thing that makes me a "fuckhead" is your *NEED* to be
"abused" by one. You so desperately long to play the victim role,
don't you?
>There are no fees, nothing for which to sign up. All you have to do is follow
>the Twelve Steps:
>
>
>1. Admit that you are powerless over your addiction to being a fuckhead, that
>your life has become unmanageable.
Is that why you never seem to be able to produce anything? LOL, hate
to break it to ya, but even without yer lil Hatter addiction...yeah,
you *STILL* wouldn't be producing anything, what with how, ya
know...yer a loser and all. ^__^
>2. Come to believe that a Power greater than yourself* could restore you to
>sanity.
>
>* Alternating current.
No, even if I were dead, you'd still have yer lil Hatter addiction,
I'm afraid it wouldn't be relieved so easily, my drooling little
stain.
>3. Make a decision to turn your will and your life over to the care of this
>Power, as you understand It.
See above.
>4. Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourself.**
>
>** In your case, it'll take about thirty-five seconds.
Is it "moral" to wish for the death of the thing you're addicted to?
>5. Admit to God, yourself, and to all of alt.flame the exact nature of your
>wrongs.***
>
>*** You're a fuckhead.
God, eh? So you believe there's a God who cares, do you? LOL, if
there really was a God...do you think he'd let you become addicted so
easily to something liak me?
BTW, nice of you to admit that I've damaged you and your little froup
*SO* badly. LOL, u mad? Gonna cwy? Did dat mean 'ol "fuckhead" go
and ruin yer whole little froup of malcontent little flame tards and
make you feel all worthless?
>6. Be entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.****
>
>**** Usually pruning shears are required.
So how does your God feel about you participating in a group called
alt.flame, a group dedicated to running around Usenet blindly lashing
out at people and attacking them so you can try and feel better about
how WORTHLESS you are...does your God really approve of that?
>7. Humbly ask Him to remove your shortcomings.*****
>
>***** For this, a pair of tweezers. Har!
Autoflame Grade: A+
Considering how few shortcomings I have, yes, tweezers would be all
that's necessary. Oops, did you trip over stupid again? Tsch, tsch,
tsch...you really ought to have someone proof read yer shit before you
smear it all over the walls in defiance.
>8. Make a list of all persons you have harmed, and become willing to make amends
>to them all. ******
>
>****** Spank off the net, and do it now.
Awww, did I "harm" you? ROTFL...yer so cute when you play victim liak
that. Too bad for you that the cross is for Christ, so you best get
down off of it and put them nails away. Also, maybe you should take a
moment and see if you can't spot the irony of a group of retards who
runs around viciously attacking undeserved folk and attempts to rip
them apart so that you can feel better about how pathetic you
are...only to turn right around and start WHINING liak a fuckin
crybaby when the *VERY* same tactics you use on others are redirected
back onto yourself. As it says in the bible...an eye for eye...the
fact of the matter is, I'm your God's great equalizer...his sense of
justice delivered upon you in full. You see Cuppycake...I'm just the
start really. You're going to burn in hell when you die, and when you
do, what you'll experience then will make what I've done to you now
look liak nothing. You *DESERVE* the harm I've inflicted upon
you...you *DESERVE* it because of what you've done to others, others
who didn't deserve it, innocents, people who did nothing wrong and who
didn't deserve to be attack by you. You see, evil begets evil...and
as I am the truest source of it that exists within this world...well,
let's just say you never had a chance.
>9. Make direct amends to such people wherever possible, except when to do so
>would injure you or others. *******
>
>******* Ignore the warnings and jump off a bridge. I'll forgive you.
So when do you plan to jump off of a bridge...for all the wrong doings
and hatred and damage that you inflicted onto others? Reality sure is
a bitch for you, innt? `, )
>10. Continue to take personal inventory and, when you are wrong, admit it.
>********
>
>******** You can use extra paper if necessary.
Oh, so it was "wrong" of me to attack you for attacking others who
were innocents, was it? Neat lil trick about me...I'm liak a
mirror...when I post, I post using what you use or have tried to use
against others. I use your own tactics, magnified of course, and
brought down upon you like a crushing weight of justice. I never
attack those who didn't bring it upon themselves...which explains why
so many communities out there enjoy my presence so much...because
they've never been attacked...because they never tried to attack
anyone else. It's only those in teh volatile communities such as the
one you fester in that are at such great risk of having your very own
attacks used against you in full. And you deserve what I bring down
upon you, you reap what you sew.
>11. Seek through prayer and meditation to improve your conscious contact with
>God as you understand Him, praying only for knowledge of His Will for you and
>the power to carry that out. *********
>
>********* Preferably face-to-face. Jumping off a bridge at step 9 will
>facilitate this.
Do you think your God will liak you better because you don't have
linoleum floors? Why don't you hurry up and jump off that bridge so
you can go and find out.
>12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, try to carry
>this message to other fuckheads, and to practice these principles in all your
>affairs. **********
>
>********** Die. See step 9.
That's a *WHOLE* lot of babble just to scream out, "I WISH YOU WERE
DEAD SO I WOULDN'T BE ADDICTED TO YOU!!!1!"
As I said though, even if I were dead...you'd *STILL* be addicted to
me, Retard.
>See? Easy as pie. You'll be on the road to faceless obscurity, where you belong,
>in no time!
Just liak you, huh? LOL, I guess that's part of the reason why I
bother you so much, because I gain such recognition and notoriety for
the things I do, whilst for all the lashing out blindly and hate
filled attacks you throw around...well, you just can't seem to get
anyone to even give two shits about you one way or the other.
>Now to cure *my* supposed Hatter Addiction, I only need *one* step.
>
>
>1. *plonk*
Your Net.Nanny liak filters aren't going to resolve your addiction so
easily I'm afraid. You can try and run and hide out of desperation,
but it won't change the fact that you *NEED* to reply to me that you
*NEED* to try and "get back" at me...after all, I attacked you with
what you tried to attack others with...and that sense of moral
justification, well...you just can't stand it, can you? Being
wrong...being punished for the things you did to others...it's just
not "right", is it? But you'll show me, won't you? Oh yes, you've
already "shown me", what with not having linoleum floors and all.
*whistles* Boy *THAT* sure cuts me to the quick, doesn't it? LOL
Just remember this...you deserve every last tormentive, biting,
damaging attack I inflict into you. Part of your addiction to me is
because deep down inside...you seek justice, you seek punishment from
me, because you know you're wrong in the head.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
dave hillstrom
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
sure took you long enough. heh.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Dave's been on the "12 Step" Hatter Addict recovery run for quite some
time now...unfortunately he *STILL* can't seem to shut the fuck up
about me, but hey, he is trying...the Xanax he takes sure helps. No
more "suicidal ideations" for THAT kook. *nods*
The 2-Belo
exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>1. *plonk*
>
>sure took you long enough. heh.
Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
Snarky
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom
> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>>1. *plonk*
>>
>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>
> Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
Probably. I've already forgotten, but I only glanced at it.
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dave hillstrom
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom has
>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>>1. *plonk*
>>
>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>
>Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
since ive had him killfiled for years, i wouldnt see it. but you KNOW
he did it. you KNOW hes rattling on and on about how we are
supposedly losers. and that puts a warm spot in my black heart, i
tell you.
every so often, its fun to take him out of the killfile and poke him
once or twice to get a fabulously whackoid response. then you just
put him back in your killfile and feel good that youve started another
boring, lying rant from the dork. its fun like that. <g>
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:38:04 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom has
>>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>>>1. *plonk*
>>>
>>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>>
>>Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
>
>since ive had him killfiled for years, i wouldnt see it. but you KNOW
>he did it. you KNOW hes rattling on and on about how we are
>supposedly losers. and that puts a warm spot in my black heart, i
>tell you.
>
>every so often, its fun to take him out of the killfile and poke him
>once or twice to get a fabulously whackoid response. then you just
>put him back in your killfile and feel good that youve started another
>boring, lying rant from the dork. its fun like that. <g>
But only when yer on the Xanax, huh Davey? Remember what yer
therapist said, no more than ONE Hatter post a week, any more than
that and you'll be right back at square one, all that progress for
nothing.
--
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Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:38:04 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote these lies, denials,
>arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
>> We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom
>> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>>>1. *plonk*
>>>
>>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>>
>> Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
>
>Probably. I've already forgotten, but I only glanced at it.
It's always so amusing, how these retards think that my posts are
somehow all about them. LOL, like if they shut themselves the fuck up
and let themselves get beaten to a pulp it's somehow gonna bother me.
My posts are made for *ME* and for my fans, they're never made with
the intention of the idiot I'm ripping apart to even read them, let
alone reply. Usually the only effect that has is to lower the resale
value of the thread. I mean fucktards should at least have enough
sense to *KNOW* when they've been verbally beaten into a wall and
should therefore STOP POSTING. Of course some retards are just too
damn thick, so no matter how many times you hammer their fuckin skull
into the wall they'll just keep gettin back up for more. All the
while the crowd screaming, "STAY DOWN! STAY DOWN!" It's nice to see
that these doorknobs have figured it the fuck out and know when to
stay the fuck down. Cause really, if they try and get back up...I'm
just gonna hammer 'em that much harder the next time.
Aratzio
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG>
got double secret probation for writing:
>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:38:04 +0900, The 2-Belo
><the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>
>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom has
>>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>>>1. *plonk*
>>>
>>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>>
>>Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
>
>since ive had him killfiled for years, i wouldnt see it. but you KNOW
>he did it. you KNOW hes rattling on and on about how we are
>supposedly losers. and that puts a warm spot in my black heart, i
>tell you.
>
>every so often, its fun to take him out of the killfile and poke him
>once or twice to get a fabulously whackoid response. then you just
>put him back in your killfile and feel good that youve started another
>boring, lying rant from the dork. its fun like that. <g>
Who?
Onideus Mad Hatter
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom has
>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>>>1. *plonk*
>>
>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>
>Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
Too bad you can't read it, huh? It's good that your blinders are
preventing you from reading and, more importantly, from replying to my
posts, because really, how much more humiliation can you take? It's
best you just stay the fuck down and don't try to get back up for
more, cause you know any attempt to verbally spar against me is only
gonna result in you on the floor in a crying heap of pathetisad. I
like that you've finally recognized me as your superior, really makes
my ego swell. `, )
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The 2-Belo
Flight director confirms that:
>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:04:31 -0400, in the land of
>alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, dave hillstrom <Da...@MeOw.OrG>
>got double secret probation for writing:
>
>>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:38:04 +0900, The 2-Belo
>><the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>
>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom has
>>>exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>>>>1. *plonk*
>>>>
>>>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>>>
>>>Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
>>
>>since ive had him killfiled for years, i wouldnt see it. but you KNOW
>>he did it. you KNOW hes rattling on and on about how we are
>>supposedly losers. and that puts a warm spot in my black heart, i
>>tell you.
>>
>>every so often, its fun to take him out of the killfile and poke him
>>once or twice to get a fabulously whackoid response. then you just
>>put him back in your killfile and feel good that youve started another
>>boring, lying rant from the dork. its fun like that. <g>
>
>Who?
I see the "discarded article" count going up, so I know he's pounding on the
glass in desperation, shrieking to be let out.
I know you're reading this, Ludbunski -- and that only makes it more amusing.
And for all the effort you're making to prove your point, trust me here, dude:
No one gives a shit.
The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
beady eye, and foamed wildly:
> On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:04:31 -0400, dave hillstrom wrote:
>>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:38:04 +0900, The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave
>>>hillstrom has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>>>>1. *plonk*
>>>>
>>>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>>>
>>>Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
>>
>>since ive had him killfiled for years, i wouldnt see it. but you KNOW
>>he did it. you KNOW hes rattling on and on about how we are supposedly
>>losers. and that puts a warm spot in my black heart, i tell you.
>>
>>every so often, its fun to take him out of the killfile and poke him
>>once or twice to get a fabulously whackoid response. then you just put
>>him back in your killfile and feel good that youve started another
>>boring, lying rant from the dork. its fun like that. <g>
Yep, there he goes again. Spin, boy, spin!
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beady eye, and foamed wildly:
>>We have a report from the alt.flame Dynamics Officer that dave hillstrom
>>has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>>>1. *plonk*
>>>
>>>sure took you long enough. heh.
>>
>>Wrote a furious keyboard-banging reply that was twice as long, did he?
What?
Onideus Mad Hatter
<ancien...@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>W<COCK SLAP>
You really shouldn't tease the lessers liak that, replying to me but
cutting out the post...it drives them nuts you know.
--
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Onideus Mad Hatter
<ancien...@shoggoths.rule> wrote:
>Ye<COCK SLAP>
Oh look, a new toy to break! LOL, I wonder how long it will take to
make this one run away, screaming in terror. ROTFL `, D
The God of Odd Statements, Henry Schmidt
state:
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:25:09 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>
>>W<COCK SLAP>
I say again, *what*?
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little bit more faith in me. An Eastern Orthodox bishop thought I was
fishing for him and willingly, proudly and defiantly took the bait on
public record, and it wasn't even me. Give me a break." -- Atlanta
Olympiada "Erica" Kane yammered in
Message-ID: <ochc3.a...@news.alt.net>
"It does to a certain extant physically and theoretically
it holds even into the quantum but there observational confirmation is
limited or non existent. That's the problem and the major stumbling
block to field unification. For Dr. Einstein held out that a physical
based field theory should be sought out and not left to quantum
uncertainty of how the universe primly base works. Man made coordinate
systems are fine without knowing from where or what is the base essence
of what the space as deduced field is composed of, but not totally
satisfactory. Anomalies keep space cropping up and scientists have to
keep adjusting for these unexpected events. It's like a blind man that
has memorized his physical surroundings to a point he feels very
comfortable until that one new or unexpected event pops up and he's lost
and fumbling." -- nightbat, in one of his more lucid moments.
Message-ID: <b27b0$45ed14a7$46e3a646$66...@COMTECK.COM>
Onideus Mad Hatter
Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
wrote:
>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:07:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>state:
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:25:09 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>> wrote:
>>
>>>W<COCK SLAP>
>
>I sa<COCK SLAP>
How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
Wavy G
( ) NO:
>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:40:35 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:07:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>state:
>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:25:09 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>W<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>I sa<COCK SLAP>
>
>How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
LOL, you're implying that he is poop, which is generally perceived as an
unpleasant thing to have around, hence why it is flushed away. Good
joke. *High five*!
--
"Wavy G, you are a crappy person."
--My friend "Bobo Bonobo" sums up my
personality in won (1) concise sentence.
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>( ) NO:
>
>>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:40:35 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>>Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:07:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>>state:
>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:25:09 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>W<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>I sa<COCK SLAP>
>>
>>How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
>
>LOL, you're implying that he is poop, which is generally perceived as an
>unpleasant thing to have around, hence why it is flushed away. Good
>joke. *High five*!
Do you think he deserves any better than that? I'm pulling these out
of a decade old text file of fun Usenet one-liners BTW, I haven't
enough "give a fuck" to produce anything original for the lil Dee dee
dee.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Wavy G
( ) NO:
>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 03:47:48 -0400, Wavy G <godsspe...@gmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>( ) NO:
>>
>>>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:40:35 GMT, "The God of Odd Statements, Henry
>>>Schmidt" <popesnark...@statements.like.yours.caballista.org>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 22:07:11 -0800, Onideus Mad Hatter did most oddly
>>>>state:
>>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:25:09 GMT, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>W<COCK SLAP>
>>>>
>>>>I sa<COCK SLAP>
>>>
>>>How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
>>
>>LOL, you're implying that he is poop, which is generally perceived as an
>>unpleasant thing to have around, hence why it is flushed away. Good
>>joke. *High five*!
>
>Do you think he deserves any better than that? I'm pulling these out
>of a decade old text file of fun Usenet one-liners BTW, I haven't
>enough "give a fuck" to produce anything original for the lil Dee dee
>dee.
LOL, you are using the term "Dee dee dee," a reference to the commonly
used gimmick of the famous stand-up comedian Carlos Mencia, often
employed to comically convey the notion that the recpient of said term
(in this case, the poster you are battling wits with) is mentally
impared! YES!!! Give me some "hungry chicken"!
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
Just because Greg went net.dead doesn't mean you can steal his one and
only semi-original lame.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Wavy G
Who is Greg? I don't know who we are talking about? Who is this person
we are joshing? I want to know! I feel like there is something I'm
missing out on. LET ME KNOW!!! I want to be "in" on this roast of
whoever it is! I want to be a party to this. Yeah! DOWN WITH GREG!!!!
(does that help?).
Onideus Mad Hatter
Snarky
arrogant assertions, erroneous presuppositions, and/or obfuscations:
> ) NO:
>>>Dear, "Onideus Mad Hatter": Do you like me? Please check a box ( ) YES
>>>( ) NO:
http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Gregvk
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alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk, The 2-Belo
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
*PLONK*
The 2-Belo
FIRED AT Aratzio'S MOTORCADE TODAY IN DOWNTOWN alt.flame... JT 1234 PCS
*PLONK* [The cascade no one sees!]
Aratzio
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> bloviated:
*PLONK* [The cavalcade of lies!]
K. A. Cannon
<8pa8b4d5itt45ucrm...@4ax.com> in
alt.alien.vampire.flonk.flonk.flonk on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:12:04
-0700:
*FLONK* [The newsgroup crosspoasted to!]
--
K. A. Cannon
kevin.a.cannon at gmail dot com
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today.
It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-Charles Schultz
COOSN-266-06-02374
Hammer of Thor, April 2005
PIERRE SALINGER MEMORIAL HOOK, LINE & SINKER June 2007
Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle X 2
#9 People ruining UseNet lits.
#6 Top Assholes on the Net lits.
#5 Most hated Usenetizens of all time
#15 AUK psychos and felons lits
#5 Cog in the AUK Hate Machine
dave hillstrom
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
see, now, wasnt that fun? <g>
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [If everyone on Usenet killfiles Moulton, will he actually cease to
exist?]
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"What can be more palpably absurd than the prospect held out of locomotives
traveling twice as fast as stagecoaches?" -- The Quarterly Review, 1825
The 2-Belo
situations. has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
*PLONK* [No harm in trying.]
dave hillstrom
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
*PLONK* [welcome to my world.]
The 2-Belo
*PLONK* [The sudden silence -- it's like I took a hammer to a boom box.]
dave hillstrom
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
*PLONK* [indeed. the constant whining and posturing. gone.]
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
*Hatter suddenly remembers to add these new ones to his 'Bingo Book'*
Snipin off retards left and right. LOL
Menjy
*PLONK* [All of a sudden, this part of UseNet is almost readable.]
--
Flamer to the Gentry -- Prof. IACW -- mhm 20x8 -- "ludus non nisi sanguineus"
http://www.reikanido.com/iacw (it lives again!!!)
Proud bearer of alt.religion.asatru's "Asa-hole of the Year" award.
('Most consistently mindless and annoying' category)
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [Key word: "almost".]
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [*chirp* *chirp*]
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [Oh, there'll be harm all right.]
Onideus Mad Hatter
<byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
LOL, apparently they've discovered that their blinders aren't
magically making them any less illiterate.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
The 2-Belo
Flight director confirms that:
*PLONK* [Now you need to *clean* your glasses as well as put them on.]
The 2-Belo
*PLONK* [Key word: "fuckhead".]
Onideus Mad Hatter
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
Awww, u mad? I think the "keyword" with you dribblers is "butthurt".
*nods*
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [Never was a fuckhead more fucked in the head.]
--
alt.flame Special Forces
"The abolishment of pain in surgery is a chimera. It is absurd to go on
seeking it today. 'Knife' and 'pain' are two words in surgery that must
forever be associated in the consciousness of the patient. To this compulsory
combination we shall have to adjust ourselves."
-- Alfred-Armand-Louis-Marie Velpeau, 1839
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [If he remembers how.]
The 2-Belo
*PLONK* [Not literally, however. He couldn't get laid *that* way, either.]
The 2-Belo
*PLONK* [To read? Did he ever know that?]
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [I bet even brothels have "We Reserve The Right To Refuse Service
To Anyone" signs posted.]
Avoid normal situations.
*PLONK* [Not likely.]
The 2-Belo
*PLONK* ["You Break It, You Bought It"]
The 2-Belo
*PLONK* [I wonder what voice he uses for the text-to-speech software.]
dave hillstrom
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
*PLONK* [ludbunskis parents(!) must be on an installment plan, what
with the bill and all]
The 2-Belo
*PLONK* [ITYM... the Biil]
dave hillstrom
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
*PLONK* [no. the bill. ~no~ one should have to pay for the Biil.]
Onideus Mad Hatter
<the2...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
LOL, that's a cute way of saying you're pwn3d by me. ^__^
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Onideus Mad Hatter
<byend.removethis...@eskimo.com> wrote:
Better to be a fuckhead than fucktarded liak you.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm ą x ą
Onideus Mad Hatter
>*PLO<Shits All Over Yer Face>
LOL...and you can't do anything about it, hell, you can't even *SEE*
it. *snicker* ^__^
I love talking about retards behind their back and these drooling
dipshits are dumb enough to make it as easy as possible for me.
--
Onideus Mad Hatter
mhm น x น
Onideus Mad Hatter
Notice how the retards automatically ASSume that any post I make is
all about them...typical Hatter Addict mentality.
>I know you're reading th<COCK SLAP>
LOL, no fuck I'm reading your shit posts, Moron, I'm not the one with
a fuckin Net Nanny bot censoring my view of the grid. Of course, I
know that you *AREN'T* reading mine, so I can pretty much say anything
I liak about yer dumbass and yer silence confirms it all for
everyone...just like the Jews...right before they were sent to the
ovens. LOL
Onideus Mad Hatter
wrote:
>On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:16:50 +0900, The 2-Belo
>>I know you're reading this, Ludbunski -- and that only makes it more amusing.
>>And for all the effort you're making to prove your point, trust me here, dude:
>>No one gives a shit.
>
>see, now, wasnt that fun? <g>
It'll be even moar fun when you stupid Jews are gassed and sent to the
ovens to burn to death for your silence. Really, all those six
million dead Jews, they're just God's little reminder than when
someone is talking shit about you...you best not just "ignore" it. LOL
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