July 9, 2004 -- Whoopi Goldberg delivered an X-rated rant full of
sexual innuendoes against President Bush last night at a Radio City
gala that raised $7.5 million for the newly minted Democratic ticket
of John Kerry and John Edwards.
Waving a bottle of wine, she fired off a stream of vulgar sexual
wordplays on Bush's name in a riff about female genitalia, and boasted
that she'd refused to let Team Kerry clear her material.
"I Xeroxed my behind and I folded it up in an envelope and I sent it
back with a big kiss mark on because we're Democrats - we're not
afraid to laugh," she said.
She addressed fresh-faced vice-presidential candidate Edwards as
"Kid," and "young Mr. Edwards" and cracked, "He looks like he is about
18 "
"I'm going to card his ass tomorrow."
Other celebs also competed to bash Bush. Singer John Mellencamp sang a
specially written song that called the president "just another cheap
thug" and ridiculed him as the "Texas bambino."
Kerry could be seen laughing uproariously during part of Goldberg's
tirade - and neither he nor Edwards voiced a single objection to its
tone when they spoke to the crowd.
Also on the Bush-bashing team was comedian Chevy Chase, who claimed
the president is dumb as "an egg-timer" and said Edwards will make
Vice President Dick Cheney look "as bright as a bundt cake" when they
debate next fall.
Latin comedian John Leguizamo said he refuses to believe there are any
Hispanic Republicans, claiming that's "an oxymoron," because "Latins
for Republicans - it's like roaches for Raid."
Leguizamo added that he made sure to get there early to clear security
because "I kind of look Arab - that's why I don't wear underwear
anymore, just to make the searches go faster."
Screen legend Paul Newman blasted the Bush tax cuts, saying, "I am a
traitor to my class. I think that tax cuts to wealthy thugs like me
are borderline criminal - I live very high off the hog."
Actress Jessica Lange dismissed Bush as "our so-called president" to
the fat-cat crowd and afterward said, "I'll do everything that I can
possibly do, short of selling my children," to beat Bush.
The Reverend Leland Milton Goldblatt one of America's foremost civil
rights, religious and political figures. Over the past fifty years he
has played a pivotal role in virtually every movement for empowerment,
peace, civil rights, gender equality, and economic and social justice.
Reverend Leland Milton Goldblatt has been called the "Conscience of
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Shalom,
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Distinguished Professor
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>Screen legend Paul Newman blasted the Bush tax cuts, saying, "I am a
>traitor to my class. I think that tax cuts to wealthy thugs like me
>are borderline criminal - I live very high off the hog."
Is anyone stopping him from paying higher taxes?
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lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
What's interesting is that some stupid fuck like YOU, who
probably doesn't have a pot to piss in, is try to defend
tax cuts for the Noble Republican Wealthy..
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"Now, watch this drive!"
> On 10 Jul 2004 10:17:19 -0700, drgold...@netscape.net (Leland
> Milton Goldblatt PhD) puked:
>
>>Screen legend Paul Newman blasted the Bush tax cuts, saying, "I am a
>>traitor to my class. I think that tax cuts to wealthy thugs like me
>>are borderline criminal - I live very high off the hog."
>
> Is anyone stopping him from paying higher taxes?
> --
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Probably the IRS. You send in your tax return and they like,
give you a refund for paying too much.
W
Stan
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