alt.fan.suzanne-sutherland
Luke Geisler
Your binary was totally cool Suzanne. Now that Jerry has wimped out, I
thought that I wouldn't have any reason to read the NG; however, you have
provided me with a whole new impetus to read it. Please upload more. BTW,
I hear that the guy (program director) who caused the change has resigned,
so maybe it won't be long until Jerry's show returns to greatness.
J. Buckley
Luke Geisler wrote:
> Your binary was totally cool Suzanne.
D'oh! I never got it :( Dearest Suzanne, could you send it my way please?
--
J. Buckley
"Put a glide in your stride
and a dip in your hip
and come on to the mothership"
---Starchild
New on my site: Lounge links and the Hartman/Heston rant
http://home.pressroom.com/jbuckley
Monica Lewinsky in Vanity Fair lampooned at:
http://home.pressroom.com/jbuckley/monica
Judy Hodgson
Mistress Suzanne
You cyber-succubus......
How often do you find yourself stuffed in the corner, propped up against a
bookcase and watching all the action??
I think your very presence has unleashed some sort of virtual-viagra effect
on the hapless net-jocks who have fallen under your spell...
Congratulations on a job well done
Mistress Jude
P.S. is that really you partaking of the pork sword?? if it is never go near
my car as I wouldn't want the chrome sucked off the bumper...
Suzanne Sutherland wrote in message ...
>
>For all my Knights of the Round Belly:
>
>This is a test binary, folks. Scream at me if you don't get it properly
>(the picture, that is, not sex).
>
>The following picture is a pretty fair representation of what I look
>like. There is the lower half of a male body in the picture, too. Just
>pretend that it is Jerry, o.k.?
>
>I do have pictures of myself getting up to sexual hi-jinks but I don't
>have a scanner, awwww!
>
>[ Section: 1/1 File: fillerup.jpg UUencoded by: Turnpike Version 3.04 ]
>
>
Lockman
Oh Suzanne,
Are there anymore at home like you? Can I be president of your fan club?
As another poster said, you have given me reason to come back here since the
Jerry dibacle. Thanks for brightening my day.
If you need some pictures scanned (to post here or for other uses) you can
email me and we can work something out via the snail mail. I have done it
here at my place for lots of my friends and family.
Hope to be seeing more of you. *BIG STUPID SMILE*
Suzanne Sutherland
And here is another message of praise from Mr. Lockman:
>Oh Suzanne,
Well, I don't know what to say. I am amazed that I have a request to
start a fan club! Yes, Mr. Lockman, by all means, you can be Mr.
President. Gee, does that mean I can sing "Happy Birthday" to you?
I hope to send a little something to the newsgroup every day to keep
most of you titillated. I even have some jgeps that Mark Ferrante might
be interested in!! So, stand to attention boys:-)
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <35842...@195.26.32.7>, Judy Hodgson
<j.ho...@bournemouth-net.co.uk> writes
>Mistress Suzanne
>You cyber-succubus......
Why, thank you:-)
>How often do you find yourself stuffed in the corner, propped up against a
>bookcase and watching all the action??
Not very often! I'm usually part of the festivities!!
>I think your very presence has unleashed some sort of virtual-viagra effect
>on the hapless net-jocks who have fallen under your spell...
>Congratulations on a job well done
LOL! Thanks.
>P.S. is that really you partaking of the pork sword?? if it is never go near
>my car as I wouldn't want the chrome sucked off the bumper...
No, it is not me, personally, partaking of the pork sword, however,the
fat arse and body shape of the girl giving oral relief gives a very good
representation of what I look like.
Well, if I can't go near your car, surely there is something else you
would like sucked off?
Love and Licks,
Mistress Suzanne!
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Vogue Rogue
>"J. Buckley" <j.bu...@pressroom.com> wrote:
> > Luke Geisler wrote:
> > Your binary was totally cool Suzanne.
>
> --
> J. Buckley
Me either...someone please repost it...
/ /
0 0
' /
CC
OK, Judy, now it's your turn to throw in some pics! And surely you can
do better than this, can't you?
Judy Hodgson wrote:
>
> Mistress Suzanne
> You cyber-succubus......
> How often do you find yourself stuffed in the corner, propped up against a
> bookcase and watching all the action??
> I think your very presence has unleashed some sort of virtual-viagra effect
> on the hapless net-jocks who have fallen under your spell...
> Congratulations on a job well done
>
> Mistress Jude
>
> P.S. is that really you partaking of the pork sword?? if it is never go near
> my car as I wouldn't want the chrome sucked off the bumper...
>
Judy Hodgson
CC wrote in message <3584F0...@tip.nl>...
>OK, Judy, now it's your turn to throw in some pics! And surely you can
>do better than this, can't you?
>
I have a fan
I can most certainly "do" better than this..
Pass me those ping-pong balls would you mate?
pop..pop..pop.pop
look out...incoming!!
Mistress Jude
photos T/F...perhaps
Judy Hodgson
Mistress Suzanne purred;
>Well, if I can't go near your car, surely there is something else you
>would like sucked off?
>
Sure..
You can suck the toe of my boot.....
but only after I've spanked you until you squeal!!!!
Big Licks
Mistress Jude
Shus...@my-dejanews.com
In article <35853...@195.26.32.7>,
All RIGHT! Now we're getting somewhere! If we could only have a fight
break out, we'd have a perfect "virtual" Jerry Springer Show... the way it was
in the good old days (those days having ended ten days ago)...
Shushfilm wants pictures!
-----== Posted via Deja News, The Leader in Internet Discussion ==-----
http://www.dejanews.com/ Now offering spam-free web-based newsreading
J. Buckley
Judy Hodgson wrote:
> OK Check it out
> I was having a bad hair day
And that guy was your hairdresser, right?
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <35857...@195.26.32.7>, Judy Hodgson
<j.ho...@bournemouth-net.co.uk> writes
>
>CC wrote in message <3584F0...@tip.nl>...
>>OK, Judy, now it's your turn to throw in some pics! And surely you can
>>do better than this, can't you?
>>
>I was having a bad hair day
>
>
>
>[ A UUEncoded file (femdom~2.jpg) was included here. ]
Mistress Jude!! How dare you!!! You are riding my husband!!! At least
put a nosebag on him.
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Luke Geisler
Suzanne Sutherland wrote:
> How do you know about my old, loyal pet guinea pig?:-)
> --
> Suzanne Sutherland
> suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Please forgive me but, I looked you up using http://www.dejanews.com/ and
discovered that you have recently contributed to two other newsgroups,
alt.pets.guinea-pigs and alt.comedy.marx-bros. I liked your favorite Marx Brothers
quote "Whatever it is ....I'm against it". Mine is from Groucho's TV show "You Bet
Your Life". I don't know who the girl was he said it to but he said "Let me twist
your knobs and watch my antenna rise". I think he was censured in some way for that
choice comment.
Please post a real picture of you. Your faithful hunger for fulfillment that only
your true likeness can satisfy. Mistress Jude is growing more desperate by the
minute and I fear her postings may wrest away some of your lesser devotees. We
anxiously await your favor!
Luke Geisler
lgei...@inreach.com
Suzanne Sutherland
Hey, slaves, I've got Mistress Jude's face locked between my legs.
She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
coming out on top.
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Nasty Boy
Just hold on to her for a little while longer... I see an opportunity
for some rearguard action... "Honey, I'm home... ;-)~ "
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <N.062498.021006.50@SMDKSBCR>, Nasty Boy
<gas...@frontiernet.net> writes
How do you like Mr. Nasty Boy, Mistress Jude? He looks a bit small from
here;-0
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Judy Hodgson
Suzanne Sutherland wrote in message ...
>
>Hey, slaves, I've got Mistress Jude's face locked between my legs.
>She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
>coming out on top.
Don't push me Mistress Suzanne
I am quite prepared to bite your fandango with all of my might!!!!
Mistress Jude
>
>--
>Suzanne Sutherland
>suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Luke Geisler
All right! Now we've got something going! I just submitted the
following to http://www.universalstudios.com/tv/jerryspringer/email.html:
I think these two "ladies" would make great guests on the Jerry
Springer
Show. They have been going at each other for some time now on the
alt.fan.jerry-springer Newsgroup. I'm sure they would really liven up
the
show. What an interesting scenario! Participants from a newsgroup
devoted to Jerry Springer who are embroiled in a bitter struggle to
establish
superiority as the Dominant Mistress of the newsgroup. Please contact
them!
Thank you,
Luke Geisler
Subject:
Re: alt.fan.suzanne-sutherland
Date:
Wed, 24 Jun 1998 21:12:25 +0100
From:
"Judy Hodgson" <j.ho...@bournemouth-net.co.uk>
Organization:
Quza UK
Newsgroups:
alt.fan.jerry-springer
References:
1
Nasty Boy
>Suzanne Sutherland <suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> > >Suzanne Sutherland <suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> > > Hey, slaves, I've got Mistress Jude's face locked between my legs.
> > > She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
> > > coming out on top.
> > > suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
> >Nasty Boy <gas...@frontiernet.net> writes
> >Just hold on to her for a little while longer... I see an opportunity
> >for some rearguard action... "Honey, I'm home... ;-)~ "
>
> How do you like Mr. Nasty Boy, Mistress Jude? He looks a bit small from
> here;-0
>
> Suzanne Sutherland
> suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
I get bigger when properly aroused...
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <35920E68...@inreach.com>, Luke Geisler
<lgei...@inreach.com> writes
>All right! Now we've got something going! I just submitted the
>following to http://www.universalstudios.com/tv/jerryspringer/email.html:
>
> I think these two "ladies" would make great guests on the Jerry
>Springer
>Show. They have been going at each other for some time now on the
>alt.fan.jerry-springer Newsgroup. I'm sure they would really liven up
>the
>show. What an interesting scenario! Participants from a newsgroup
>devoted to Jerry Springer who are embroiled in a bitter struggle to
>establish
>superiority as the Dominant Mistress of the newsgroup. Please contact
>them!
>
>Thank you,
>Luke Geisler
Oh Gee, my own P.R., thanks Luke. But I warn you, if Mistress Jude and
I appear on Jerry Springer then Jerry is in for a bit of abuse from my
whip. And I'm sure one of the camera men will want to tape what I do to
him after the show. Jerry's in for a painfully good time.
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <35915...@195.26.32.7>, Judy Hodgson
<j.ho...@bournemouth-net.co.uk> writes
>
>Suzanne Sutherland wrote in message ...
>>
>>She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
>>coming out on top.
>
>I am quite prepared to bite your fandango with all of my might!!!!
Really??? I'd like to see you try - especially with Nasty Boy getting
up to things with your fanny (British fanny = American pussy...meow).
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <N.062598.043133.48@SMDKSBCR>, Nasty Boy
<gas...@frontiernet.net> writes
> > >Nasty Boy <gas...@frontiernet.net> writes
> > >Just hold on to her for a little while longer... I see an opportunity
> > >for some rearguard action... "Honey, I'm home... ;-)~ "
> >
> > How do you like Mr. Nasty Boy, Mistress Jude? He looks a bit small from
> > here;-0
> >
> > Suzanne Sutherland
> > suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
>
>I get bigger when properly aroused...
Oh yes....I think I can put away the magnifying glass now:-)
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Gary Brindle
In article <NUYcpIAQ...@smasher.demon.co.uk>, Suzanne Sutherland
<suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk> writes
>
>Hey, slaves, I've got Mistress Jude's face locked between my legs.
>She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
>coming out on top.
>
Jude , I have a good selection, Israeli. Norwegian, Russian, British. Or
you could reach up and scratch her back, she will freeze.
--
Gary Brindle
Judy Hodgson
Suzanne Sutherland wrote in message ...
>In article <N.062498.021006.50@SMDKSBCR>, Nasty Boy
--SNIP----
>>Just hold on to her for a little while longer... I see an opportunity
>>for some rearguard action... "Honey, I'm home... ;-)~ "
>
>How do you like Mr. Nasty Boy, Mistress Jude? He looks a bit small from
>here;-0
Pass me the magnifying glass?
Oh yes indeed..
(sigh)
maybe it'll sort my roids out!!
Mistress Jude
J. Buckley
Suzanne Sutherland wrote:
> Oh Gee, my own P.R., thanks Luke. But I warn you, if Mistress Jude and
> I appear on Jerry Springer then Jerry is in for a bit of abuse from my
> whip. And I'm sure one of the camera men will want to tape what I do to
> him after the show. Jerry's in for a painfully good time.
Ooooohhhh, I volunteer to be the slave that you bring with you on the show!
--
J. Buckley
"Homosapiens have outgrown their use"
---David Bowie
New on my site: New intro pages and sitemap
Judy Hodgson
Nasty Boy wrote in message ...
----SNIPPO__
> > How do you like Mr. Nasty Boy, Mistress Jude? He looks a bit small
from
> > here;-0
> >
> > Suzanne Sutherland
> > suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
>
>I get bigger when properly aroused...
Hey Backdoor Boy
You'd want to.......
Mistress Jude
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <35927...@195.26.32.7>, Judy Hodgson
<j.ho...@bournemouth-net.co.uk> writes
[Nasty Boy volunteered his services on Mistress Jude]
>>>Just hold on to her for a little while longer... I see an opportunity
>>>for some rearguard action... "Honey, I'm home... ;-)~ "
[Mistress Suzanne said]
>>How do you like Mr. Nasty Boy, Mistress Jude? He looks a bit small from
>>here;-0
>
>Pass me the magnifying glass?
>Oh yes indeed..
>(sigh)
>maybe it'll sort my roids out!!
I'll send you a tube of Preparation H with my compliments:-)
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <359278D0...@pressroom.com>, "J. Buckley"
<j.bu...@pressroom.com> writes
>
>
>Suzanne Sutherland wrote:
>
>> Oh Gee, my own P.R., thanks Luke. But I warn you, if Mistress Jude and
>> I appear on Jerry Springer then Jerry is in for a bit of abuse from my
>> whip. And I'm sure one of the camera men will want to tape what I do to
>> him after the show. Jerry's in for a painfully good time.
>
>Ooooohhhh, I volunteer to be the slave that you bring with you on the show!
Sounds like a wonderful idea! But you will have to dress the way *I*
want you to and you must be obedient. Is that understood?
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Judy Hodgson
Suzanne Sutherland wrote in message ...
>In article <35915...@195.26.32.7>, Judy Hodgson
><j.ho...@bournemouth-net.co.uk> writes
>>
>>Suzanne Sutherland wrote in message ...
>>>
>>>Hey, slaves, I've got Mistress Jude's face locked between my legs.
>>>She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
>>>coming out on top.
>>
>>Don't push me Mistress Suzanne
>>I am quite prepared to bite your fandango with all of my might!!!!
>
>Really??? I'd like to see you try - especially with Nasty Boy getting
>up to things with your fanny (British fanny = American pussy...meow).
It'll take more than a novice fiddling with my map of Tassie (pussy..meow)
to stop me from engaging you in some serious oral warfare...
Brace Yourself, you shameless harpy!!!
Mistress jude
Judy Hodgson
Gary Brindle wrote in message ...
>In article <NUYcpIAQ...@smasher.demon.co.uk>, Suzanne Sutherland
><suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk> writes
>>
>>Hey, slaves, I've got Mistress Jude's face locked between my legs.
>>She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
>>coming out on top.
>>
>She is in real trouble now , do you want the loan of a gas mask Mistress
>Jude , I have a good selection, Israeli. Norwegian, Russian, British. Or
>you could reach up and scratch her back, she will freeze.
Thankyou so much Gary..
Mistress Suzanne does in fact fart talcum powder so it's not too bad down
here!!
I think she's got me just where everyone else wants to be...so
Eat your heart out Fellas
(rasssp)
Oh Mistress S... you promised you'd shave
Mistress Jude
Judy Hodgson
Luke Geisler wrote in message <35920E68...@inreach.com>...
>All right! Now we've got something going! I just submitted the
>following to http://www.universalstudios.com/tv/jerryspringer/email.html:
>
> I think these two "ladies" would make great guests on the Jerry
>Springer
Master Luke
What a fabulous idea!!
You do realise that you would be roped in as well!!!
Look out Shorty
I'm going to hit you like a train....
Mistress Jude
J. Buckley
Suzanne Sutherland wrote:
> Sounds like a wonderful idea! But you will have to dress the way *I*
> want you to and you must be obedient. Is that understood?
But of course, my most darling mistress.
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <35939...@195.26.32.7>, Judy Hodgson
<j.ho...@bournemouth-net.co.uk> writes
>
[Mistress S proclaimed to no one in particular]
>>>Hey, slaves, I've got Mistress Jude's face locked between my legs.
>>>She's really squirming now. It's been a long battle but I think I'm
>>>coming out on top.
[Some rubber cyber nerd replied]
>>>
>>She is in real trouble now , do you want the loan of a gas mask Mistress
>>Jude , I have a good selection, Israeli. Norwegian, Russian, British. Or
>>you could reach up and scratch her back, she will freeze.
[Mistress J said]
>
>Thankyou so much Gary..
>Mistress Suzanne does in fact fart talcum powder so it's not too bad down
>here!!
I only fart talcum powder for you dear, everyone else gets the methane
treatment...Jerry included.
>I think she's got me just where everyone else wants to be...so
>Eat your heart out Fellas
I can see them all now drooling with hot lust and bulges in all the
right places. Look and weep boys, I'm gonna enjoy this.
>
>(rasssp)
>Oh Mistress S... you promised you'd shave
Damn, where is Victor Kiam when you need him?
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <3593C5EC...@pressroom.com>, "J. Buckley"
<j.bu...@pressroom.com> writes
>
>
>Suzanne Sutherland wrote:
>
>> Sounds like a wonderful idea! But you will have to dress the way *I*
>> want you to and you must be obedient. Is that understood?
>
>But of course, my most darling mistress.
>
Let's see, I think you would look adorable in a spiked dog collar and I
would bring you out on stage attached to a lead. You would only be
wearing a pair of latex briefs (minus the penis sheath...no, no, that
would be too much for Jerry) and a pair of rubberised Doc Martens. I
would make you sit on the floor next to my chair. I would then put a
gag in your mouth and you would have to look at me lovingly and with
great adoration all the time. You would only be able to touch me when I
ordered you to but I would be able to kiss and pet you anytime I chose.
How many other men would like to be in the same position???
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Luke Geisler
Judy Hodgson wrote:
I'd be delighted! Only a small amount of polishing of my natural "trailer
park trashy" manners would be required. I could come as your personal body
guard/slave. However, I must warn you, when I get done with Mistress SS's
slave, J. Buckley, he will have to wear my chair back home!
I remain yours in loving obedience,
to serve and protect, Luke
Luke Geisler
Suzanne Sutherland wrote:
Since you have chosen to defile yourself by accepting J. Buckley's offer,
I shall throw myself at the feet of Mistress Jude and pray that she accepts
my devotion as her protector/slave. Patiently I will wait for our
appearance on the Springer Show when I shall exact my revenge upon Mr. J.
Buckley!
Your former servent, Luke
Suzanne Sutherland
In article <3594BC6A...@inreach.com>, Luke Geisler
<lgei...@inreach.com> writes
> Since you have chosen to defile yourself by accepting J. Buckley's offer,
>I shall throw myself at the feet of Mistress Jude and pray that she accepts
>my devotion as her protector/slave. Patiently I will wait for our
>appearance on the Springer Show when I shall exact my revenge upon Mr. J.
>Buckley!
>
> Your former servent, Luke
Hey Luke, darling dearest sweetheart,
You never offered yourself to me like J. Buckley did. I never heard you
make one attempt to grovel at my feet and lick my shiny boots. And now
you go to the Leader of the Opposition and do to her what I was waiting
for you to do to me in the first place: offer your obeisance and
adoration. You are a very naughty boy and I hope Mistress Jude has a
cat-o-nine-tails handy. She is definitely going to have to use it on
you to drive the point home if you are going to be a proper slave.
INTERLEWD-
Mistress S's lips begin to quiver while Jerry-of-the-Wavy-Hair-Rampant-
Cock asks her how she feels about this new development.
Her slave, Jason-in-the-Flabby-Crotch, obeys her commands and looks
adoringly at her.
Her only reply to Luke is sent to him at a frequency which only rabid
curs can hear:
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrghhhhh!
'nuff said. :-)
--
Suzanne Sutherland
suz...@smasher.demon.co.uk
Judy Hodgson
Luke Geisler wrote in message <3594B95C...@inreach.com>...
> I'd be delighted! Only a small amount of polishing of my natural
"trailer
>park trashy" manners would be required. I could come as your personal body
>guard/slave. However, I must warn you, when I get done with Mistress SS's
>slave, J. Buckley, he will have to wear my chair back home!
>
>I remain yours in loving obedience,
>to serve and protect, Luke
Faaaaabulous
I can't wait to see two grown men dressing each other in Jerry's
furniture...
You are going to make a wonderful sub!!!
We could wear matching rubber outfits!
Mistress Jude
>
>
>