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Otto Bahn

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Jun 30, 2009, 4:14:41 PM6/30/09
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My gf noticed that Michael Jackon's music videos are all pretty
much the same (except for the music) -- gay street gangs doing
similar dance moves. I know he's trying to look tough, but she
thinks the costumes are gay, the moves are gay, and Michael is
gay.

I dunno about the gaydar thing, but the videos *are* strikingly
similar.

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bar...@bookpro.com

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Jun 30, 2009, 4:34:04 PM6/30/09
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On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 16:14:41 -0400, "Otto Bahn" <e...@eio.com> wrote:

>My gf noticed that Michael Jackon's music videos are all pretty
>much the same (except for the music) -- gay street gangs doing
>similar dance moves. I know he's trying to look tough,

The way he grabbed his crotch, he might have meant to look street, but
he ended up looking like a little kid who needs to pee.

BW

Anthony Allende

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Jun 30, 2009, 4:42:50 PM6/30/09
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Michael Jackson's legacy will not be kind. Even at his peak he produced only
2 1/2 classic albums and maybe 10-15 truly great songs.

The Beatles had at least 8 classic albums and 50-60 standards.

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Bluuuue Rajah

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Jun 30, 2009, 5:06:38 PM6/30/09
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"Otto Bahn" <e...@eio.com> wrote in news:h2drnh$e29$1...@gargoyle.oit.duke.edu:

Somebody in here actually has a gaydar that works? These must be the end
days.

robbielynn

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Jun 30, 2009, 5:44:39 PM6/30/09
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I was thinking the same thing as your girlfriend,
his dancing ,costumes and moves look gay to me.

Anthony Allende

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Jun 30, 2009, 6:12:51 PM6/30/09
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"robbielynn" <robbiel...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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You act like you're the first people to ever notice this. Jackson has been
rumored to be gay since Off the Wall came out.


Nicko

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Jun 30, 2009, 6:22:52 PM6/30/09
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Nowadays he would have indeed looked street, with the trend of
gangbangers wearing pants so loose that the belt line is, at best,
just at the crotch, and the crotch of the pants hangs somewhere near
the knees, with the cuffs all bunched up at the ankles. I remember
reading somewhere that this habit began in imitation of dudes who just
got out of the slammer, and are wearing whatever oversized clothing
the prison staff tossed them before releasing them. Really cool,
man. "I just got outta stir." Morons.

Just Sunday I saw a kid jogging across the street holding his fucking
crotch like he was gonna piss himself. At first I thought he might
have had a piece under his shirt, but he was just trying to keep his
ten-sizes-too-large trousers from dropping to his ankles and tripping
his pitiful gangbanging ass to the street. What a fucking idiot.
Dawnf and I laughed our asses off, especially when I told her about
the supposed origin of this fashion. I was half hoping he'd trip and
fall under a bus. Now that would have been funny. Tragic for
someone, maybe, but funny.

I'd like to take these kids and bitch slap the sheet outta they asses,
though of course a sane adult should have been around to do it long
ago, and it's far too late now for it to result in anything
productive. Also, I don't want to be gunned down by someone's posse.
Having my throat slashed was close enough.


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Otto Bahn

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Jun 30, 2009, 6:27:29 PM6/30/09
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"Anthony Allende" <all...@socal.rr.com> wrote

>> My gf noticed that Michael Jackon's music videos are all pretty
>> much the same (except for the music) -- gay street gangs doing
>> similar dance moves. I know he's trying to look tough, but she
>> thinks the costumes are gay, the moves are gay, and Michael is
>> gay.
>>
>> I dunno about the gaydar thing, but the videos *are* strikingly
>> similar.
>>
>> --oTTo--
>
>>I was thinking the same thing as your girlfriend,
>>his dancing ,costumes and moves look gay to me.
>
> You act like you're the first people to ever notice this.

You make no sense. I didn't notice it -- she did.

> Jackson has been rumored to be gay since Off the Wall came out.

Plus the little boys in bed thing. But you act like I'd be alive
and watching a MJ video if it weren't all over the damn place...
though in the spirit of anti-michael-jacksonism, I will not tell
you to beat it.

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Otto Bahn

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Jun 30, 2009, 6:58:34 PM6/30/09
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"Nicko" <nervou...@gmail.com> wrote

> >My gf noticed that Michael Jackon's music videos are all pretty
> >much the same (except for the music) -- gay street gangs doing
> >similar dance moves. I know he's trying to look tough,
>
> The way he grabbed his crotch, he might have meant to look street, but
> he ended up looking like a little kid who needs to pee.
<
<Nowadays he would have indeed looked street, with the trend of
<gangbangers wearing pants so loose that the belt line is, at best,
<just at the crotch, and the crotch of the pants hangs somewhere near
<the knees, with the cuffs all bunched up at the ankles. I remember
<reading somewhere that this habit began in imitation of dudes who just
<got out of the slammer, and are wearing whatever oversized clothing
<the prison staff tossed them before releasing them. Really cool,
<man. "I just got outta stir." Morons.

I thought it was for easy access.

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Glenn Knickerbocker

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Jun 30, 2009, 7:14:44 PM6/30/09
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Otto Bahn wrote:
> "Nicko" <nervou...@gmail.com> wrote

> <gangbangers wearing pants so loose that the belt line is, at best,
> <just at the crotch, and the crotch of the pants hangs somewhere near
> <the knees, with the cuffs all bunched up at the ankles.

As in my favorite least favorite comic strip today:

http://www.gocomics.com/maintaining/2009/06/30/

> <reading somewhere that this habit began in imitation of dudes who just
> <got out of the slammer, and are wearing whatever oversized clothing
> <the prison staff tossed them before releasing them. Really cool,

> I thought it was for easy access.

That's what it's for -IN- the joint.

�R

Nicko

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Jun 30, 2009, 7:58:01 PM6/30/09
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On Jun 30, 5:27 pm, "Otto Bahn" <e...@eio.com> wrote:
> "Anthony Allende" <alle...@socal.rr.com> wrote
> though in the spirit of Weird Al, I will advise you to eat it. And in the spirit of Tim Chmielewski, I might add that ALSO YOU MAY SUCK IT!

IFYPFY, oTTo.


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Lidsville Nine

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Jun 30, 2009, 9:55:05 PM6/30/09
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On Jun 30, 5:12 pm, "Anthony Allende" <alle...@socal.rr.com> wrote:
> "robbielynn" <robbielynnw...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

Since "Ben" came out.

Don Zeigler

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Jul 1, 2009, 7:13:01 AM7/1/09
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Lidsville Nine took another hit and mumbled:

> Since "Ben" came out.

Most people don't know that Ben's last name was Dover.
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I slit my throat on the cutting edge of technology.

Regards,
DZ (Owner/proprietor, Trollus Amongus, LLC)

Otto Bahn

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Jul 1, 2009, 10:35:37 AM7/1/09
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"Glenn Knickerbocker" <No...@bestweb.net> wrote

>> <reading somewhere that this habit began in imitation of dudes who just
>> <got out of the slammer, and are wearing whatever oversized clothing
>> <the prison staff tossed them before releasing them. Really cool,
>> I thought it was for easy access.
>
> That's what it's for -IN- the joint.

Well dur, but I think that's where the trend really started,
from prison clothes. Not that it really matters...

It's not like I was in with the bro's when it started.

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Tim Serpas

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