> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
>
> >
> >If you don't get the show:
> >
> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he reached a contract
> >agreement with Mel to continue the show.
> >
> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an upcoming
> >Paramount movie.
> >
> >AG
>
> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while desperately
> trying to keep a straight face.
>
> --
>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping yourself when you
write?
If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a follow up,
why do you even bother?
> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>
> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
> >
> >> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
> >>
> >> >
> >> >If you don't get the show:
> >> >
> >> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he reached a contract
> >> >agreement with Mel to continue the show.
> >> >
> >> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an upcoming
> >> >Paramount movie.
> >> >
> >> >AG
> >>
> >> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while desperately
> >> trying to keep a straight face.
> >>
> >> --
> >>
> >> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
> >>
> >> Here's another portion of words for you.
> >> Drink them in, my friend.
> >
> >Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping yourself when you
> >write?
>
> If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a follow up,
> why do you even bother?
homosezwhat
Whatsamatter, Bob? Resorting to fag lames that are so old and played out
that even Howard won't use them anymore? Cripes, Howard wore out the
'homosezwhat' lame back in 1995 or 1996. It must distress you to know that
I'm right and you're unable to form any marginally sound argument with
which to debate me.
It's no wonder you think Howard is still funny. You probably watch the Home
Shopping Network for its entertainment value, too.
homosezwhat
he sure does enjoy a fag lame like our pals the pizzaboys.
hey pizzaboys! can bob join your club of fag laming fuckheads?
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Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis and you get
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homoszwhat
Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis and volcanic acne
and you get no tips.
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Admit it, Bob. You're a socially dysfunctional pizza delivery boy with
halitosis and you get no tips.
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watch home shopping network for its entertainment value, too...
wow. wish i said that.
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>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>
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no wonder you don't think howard is funny.
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chill is the air cold as steel tonight
we shift
call of the wild
fear in your eyes
it's later than you realized
so seek the wolf in thyself
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admit it, bob. you're a pizza delivery boy.
gee, you should take howard's job.
diana
lmao and rolling on the floor convulsing
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>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>
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cogent thoughts... man, knock em dead, fred.
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rhyming thoughts
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> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>
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>alt.pizza.delivery.drivers:
>
>Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes and
>volcanic acne and you get no tips.
Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
herpes, stinky fingers, and volcanic acne and you get no tips.
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homosezwhat
> On Sat, 16 Dec 2000 11:43:39 -0500, Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org>
> lifted the giant obsidian doorknocker, and spake the following non
> sequitur:
> Admit it Bob, You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
> herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, and you
> get no tips.
>
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homosezwhat
>On Sat, 16 Dec 2000 11:43:39 -0500, Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org>
>lifted the giant obsidian doorknocker, and spake the following non
>sequitur:
>
>Admit it Bob, You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
>herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, and you
>get no tips.
Admit it Bob, You're a pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, oozing carbuncles, and
volcanic acne, and you get no tips.
homosezwhat
Admit it Bob, You're an undersexed pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, oozing carbuncles, and
volcanic acne, and you get no tips.
--
Admit it Bob, You're an undersexed, emaciated pizza delivery boy with
halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, oozing
carbuncles, and volcanic acne, and you get no tips.
--
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Admit it Bob, You're an three-legged, undersexed, emaciated pizza
delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping
chancres, oozing carbuncles, and volcanic acne, and you get no tips
except ass-pennies.
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all hail Fluffy!
homosezwhat
homosezwhat
homosezwhat
you are not a "real" bob. you are a poopy-head.
Admit it Bob. You're a spamming pizza delivery boy with halitosis,
anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, and
you get no tips.
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Admit it Bob. You're an three-legged, undersexed, emaciated
poopy-head pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky
fingers, weeping chancres, oozing carbuncles, and volcanic acne, and
you get no tips except ass-pennies.
--
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Admit it Bob. You're a spamming, emaciated, syphlitic pizza delivery
boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and
volcanic acne, and you get no tips.
--
Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
homosezwhat
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homosezwhat
Admit it Bob. You're a newsgroup-snipping, spamming, emaciated, syphlitic
pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes, stinky fingers, weeping
chancres, and volcanic acne, and you get no tips.
--
I'm curious... has Fred Ziffel said "what" yet?
Or is that hole in his head otherwise preoccupied?
<sigh>
-C-
Admit it Bob. You're a three-legged, newsgroup-snipping, spamming,
emaciated, syphlitic pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal herpes,
stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, who admires the
French and gets no tips except for ass pennies.
>In article <91dvmc$l0$1...@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>,
> Fred Ziffel <zif...@ftp.porn.org> wrote:
>> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>>
>> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >
>> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>> >>
>> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com>:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >Fred Ziffel wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> Ano...@The.Basement.Cave (Anon Guy):
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >If you don't get the show:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Howard just announced that yesterday, at 4:42PM, he reached
>a contract
>> >> >> >> >agreement with Mel to continue the show.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >Mel got on the mic, and the first thing he did was plug an
>upcoming
>> >> >> >> >Paramount movie.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >AG
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> "This is not some disc jockey stunt." - Howard Stern, while
>desperately
>> >> >> >> trying to keep a straight face.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> --
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Here's another portion of words for you.
>> >> >> >> Drink them in, my friend.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Hey douchebag-are we a little obsessed? Are you whipping
>yourself when you
>> >> >> >write?
>> >> >>
>> >> >> If you are unable to form cogent thoughts upon which to base a
>follow up,
>> >> >> why do you even bother?
>> >> >
>> >> >homosezwhat
>> >>
>> >> Whatsamatter, Bob? Resorting to fag lames that are so old and
>played out
>> >> that even Howard won't use them anymore? Cripes, Howard wore out
>the
>> >> 'homosezwhat' lame back in 1995 or 1996. It must distress you to
>know that
>> >> I'm right and you're unable to form any marginally sound argument
>with
>> >> which to debate me.
>> >>
>> >> It's no wonder you think Howard is still funny. You probably watch
>the Home
>> >> Shopping Network for its entertainment value, too.
>> >>
>> >> --
>> >>
>> >> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>> >>
>> >> Here's another portion of words for you.
>> >> Drink them in, my friend.
>> >
>> >homosezwhat
>>
>> Admit it, Bob. You're a pizza delivery boy.
>
>admit it, bob. you're a pizza delivery boy.
>
>gee, you should take howard's job.
Sorry, but I don't thing I could lie to the fans convincingly enough
when I pulled some lame, fake disc jockey stunt. I'll admit that that
is one talent of which Howard is a master.
>In article <91drgh$dvl$1...@bwahahahaha.databasix.com>,
>watch home shopping network for its entertainment value, too...
>
>wow. wish i said that.
>
>diana
You just did.
i know, fred. i repeated what you said. it was like i wished so bad
that i had come up with that clever remark that i just copied it down.
leave me with my fantasies, fred.
diana
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
>
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emaciated, under-endowed, syphlitic pizza delivery boy with halitosis, anal
herpes, stinky fingers, weeping chancres, and volcanic acne, who admires the
French sense of humour and gets no tips except for ass pennies.
--
MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW
You just said it!
> Or is that hole in his head otherwise preoccupied?
> <sigh>
Come on, lighten up!
Everone should have a hole in their head.
You first.
> -C-
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I'm trying to remember the first time I suspected he was lying
through his teeth. I remember when I got a bootleg of Butt Bongo
Fiesta thinking that he couldn't possibly believe that it was as
incredible as he'd been claiming for months on end. But I figured
that could be an ego thing so I didn't worry much.
But the first major stunt that was completely bogus was
running for New York governor.
More recent suspected lies and scams would include
A Very Special Last Show.
Mike Walker game - paid product placement disguised as a bit.
Guy with taxidermy daughter.
Pornoween.
Pretending Robin is sexy.
Claiming he's not banging all these chicks he's spotted with.
The real reasons behind his divorce.
His supposedly great marriage.
The alleged great success of his film.
That Son of the Beach is funny.
That his CBS show is funny.
I also suspect this Jackie may leave business is bull.
And don't get me started on those quack homeopathic cures he
pushes.
So why the fuck are you still listening?
Another fucking messiah.
homosezI'myourlittlebitch
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That's a "what" (affirmative answer).
>Ward wrote:
Teacher should make you go outside during lunchtime, Bob. Fresh air
and all that. It's good for you. The other kids can't pick on you
*all* the time, you know, they'll find some other unfortunate to turn
their attentions on sooner or later. Get out and get some sun, Bob.
It's not normal for a kid to have skin the colour of the computer's
case.
>> >> homosezwhat
>
>"what" (affirmative answer).
I knew it.
Fred Ziffel wrote:
> Bob Barnett <bobba...@home.com> stuck his foot, among other things,
> in his mouth when he posted:
>
> >> >> homosezwhat
> >
> >"what" (affirmative answer).
>
> I knew it.
It was pretty obvious.
> --
>
> Fred Ziffel (zif...@lart.com)
>
> Here's another portion of words for you.
> Drink them in, my friend.
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