What is "Moose-Knuckle" exactly?

[Just joust]

Can someone acurately describe it, or post a picture of one? I don't know if I
like it or not.

King of all Jousters

[Mike Weinshelbaum]

Go to the zoo and look at a moose's nuckle (or a camel's toe). Then look at you
wifes/girlfriend hanaanoonaanoo (if it's hairy, have it shave it). Fiat lux.

[Clay]

I don't listen to the show everyday. But, if this "moose-knuckle" line was
lifted from the "Two Yentas Trying To Find 'The Perfect Woman' For Howard"
bit... then this was one of the bits that takes me back to the old days - when
Howard was still funny.

OK... there is STILL _some_ of the old magic in the show these days... I'll
admit that. I guess I'm sorta angry that the show isn't what it once was.

But what is?

-C-

[Noah Smit]

Camel Toe?

Smuggling a Yo-yo?

[Baloney Pony]

Your stale insight, perhaps?

[PK]

Have your old lady grab her pants or shorts by the waist band and pull up on them as
hard as she can, now look at her crotch and what do you see ????

[PK]

Put your right elbow on the table and bend it so that your right hand is on your own
right shoulder. With your left hand, squeeze the fleshy part of where the bicep and
forearm come together on your right arm. That looks exactly like a camel toe.
We used to do that in elementary school in class when the teacher wasn't looking and
giggle because it looks just like a girl's snatch.

[Mike Weinshelbaum]

Dunno, looks more like a butt to me.

[Stacy Galina]

A package of Twinkies?

[ampeg]

Mike Weinshelbaum <M1...@home.com> wrote:
>
> Go to the zoo and look at a moose's nuckle (or a camel's toe). Then look at you
> wifes/girlfriend hanaanoonaanoo (if it's hairy, have it shave it). Fiat lux.
>
> Just joust wrote:
> >
> > Can someone acurately describe it, or post a picture of one? I don't know if I
> > like it or not.

Moose knuckle and camel toe are not the same thing.

Moose knuckle is what Zappa described as a woman's "meaty bits".
The phrase describes a woman who has extended flaps (vulva). A
woman with moose knuckle is someone you can play circus with:
stick your head between her legs, pull on her lips and think you
are in the big top. This is actually the porn movie [cunning] stunt
that BeetleJuice is going to do, allegedly.

Jessica Hahn is said to have moose knuckle. When she slides down a
bannister her nether region makes the sound "bdlbdlbdlbdlbdlbdlbd".
It's a good thing that her lips are vertical otherwise they would get
caught on the bannister like a shirt tail in a chain saw.

Alicia Klass has some hangers as did Houston (she got hhers trimmed).
In England they seem to make a big deal about "piss flaps" (as they call
them). The more crinkly and distended, the better. The more that they
look like a wet end of a cigar the better. Jackie Jokeman seemd to be a lip
aficiando.

Camel toe (according to Howard) is the look of a woman's crotch when she
is wearing underwear, tight pants, or a bathing suit (or bare) and you see
the crease of her mons venus. This look was very popular on cheerleaders
in the late '70s and early '80s so much so that Saturday Night Live made
mention of it on occasion.

Camel toe has nothing to do with those meaty bits of flesh which some women
(like porn stars Alicia Monet, Christy Canyon, Angela Barron and other
anatomically gifted babes) sometimes have. You cannot tell from the camel toe
looking outline in a woman's tight pants whether she also has what Jackie
Jokeman referred to as a "used bubble gum wrapper".

So let's review our vocabulary:

moose knuckle
camel toe
vulva
mons venus
meaty bits
circus
love button
taint
flaps

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[Justin Toxicated]

If you wanna see some saddle bags check out any porno that has this chick named
Mila... Now thats some moose knuckle!
My older brother once told me that camel toe also indicates that one side of
the pussy lip is larger than the other and it can be seen through tight
clothing....

[PK]

Kind of reminds me of a roast beef sandwich, when the meat hangs out.

[Baz Buzinkum]

In article <3B2D4570...@vcnet.com>, PK <geo...@vcnet.com> wrote:

> Have your old lady grab her pants or shorts by the waist band and pull up on
> them as
> hard as she can, now look at her crotch and what do you see ????

Incidentally, by "old lady" I think he means your girlfriend or wife,
not your mother.

[Just joust]

<< Kind of reminds me of a roast beef sandwich, when the meat hangs out. >>

Or Fidel Castro eating a London Broil.

(Thank you Anthony Cumia)

King of all Jousters

[Just joust]

<< From: ampeg am...@dotcomnow.com
Date: Mon, Jun 18, 2001 3:44 PM >>

Thank you, am...@dotcomnow.com. That's all I wanted to know.

King of all Jousters

[Lincoln]

Camel toe is when a chick pulls up her pants so that you can see the
outline of the pussy while she's walking down the street.

Moose Knuckle is when the inner lips protrude outside of the outer
lips. It looks like the inner lips are spilling all out.

They do an operation to tuck the inner lips back in now. Some chicks
want that.

Lincoln

[Cathead©]

Linc (if I may call you that), not knowing if you are as old as me but a
perfect example of Moose Knuckle is Merle Michaels, the porn slut. Talk
about nasty.

[Mike Weinshelbaum]

I stand corrected.

[PK]

There you go !!!!!!!!!!!!

[PK]

I like it when they have a "gap" also. A friend of mine calls it a "gap"
when you look at a chick with tight pants and you can see daylight even
when she has her legs together. They say that means that she fucks a
lot.

Mike Weinshelbaum wrote:

>> in.com/article/Article.jsp?messageID=34152858&folder=alt.fan.howard-stern

[Cathead©]

A friend of mine once pointed to a nice looking lady on the beach in a
bikini and he asked me what do you call the little gap just under their
bikini bottom where the legs come together. I said I didn't know. His
reply "Factory Air." I laughed my ass off.