Message from discussion What is "Moose-Knuckle" exactly?

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Date: Mon, 18 Jun 2001 12:44:01 -0700 (PDT)
From: ampeg <am...@dotcomnow.com>
Subject: Re: Re: What is "Moose-Knuckle" exactly?
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Mike Weinshelbaum <M1...@home.com> wrote:
>
>  Go to the zoo and look at a moose's nuckle (or a camel's toe).  Then look at you
>  wifes/girlfriend hanaanoonaanoo (if it's hairy, have it shave it).  Fiat lux.
> 
> Just joust wrote:
> >
> > Can someone acurately describe it, or post a picture of one? I don't know if I
> > like it or not.

Moose knuckle and camel toe are not the same thing. 

Moose knuckle is what Zappa  described as a woman's "meaty bits". 
The phrase describes a woman who has extended flaps (vulva). A 
woman with moose knuckle is someone you can play circus with:
stick your head between her legs, pull on her lips and think you 
are in the big top. This is actually the porn movie [cunning] stunt
that BeetleJuice is going to do, allegedly.

Jessica Hahn is said to have moose knuckle. When she slides down a 
bannister her nether region makes the sound "bdlbdlbdlbdlbdlbdlbd".
It's a good thing that her lips are vertical otherwise they would get 
caught on the bannister like a shirt tail in a chain saw.

Alicia Klass has some hangers as did Houston (she got hhers trimmed).
In England they seem to make a big deal about "piss flaps" (as they call 
them). The more crinkly and distended, the better. The more that they 
look like a wet end of a cigar the better. Jackie Jokeman seemd to be a lip 
aficiando.

Camel toe (according to Howard) is the look of a woman's crotch when she 
is wearing underwear, tight pants, or a bathing suit (or bare) and you see 
the crease of her mons venus. This look was very popular on cheerleaders 
in the late '70s and early '80s so much so that Saturday Night Live made 
mention of it on occasion.

Camel toe has nothing to do with those meaty bits of flesh which some women 
(like porn stars Alicia Monet, Christy Canyon, Angela Barron and other 
anatomically gifted babes) sometimes have. You cannot tell from the camel toe 
looking outline in a woman's tight pants whether she also has what Jackie 
Jokeman referred to as a "used bubble gum wrapper".

So let's review our vocabulary:

moose knuckle
camel toe
vulva
mons venus
meaty bits
circus
love button
taint
flaps

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