ED CONRAD IS EVERYBODY'S HERO . . .

[ignorant bastard]

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Ed Conrad is pestered by his legion of fans as
he signs autographs at Walmart this morning
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Today is NOT an international Day of Joy but it damn well should be.
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Today -- April 29 -- is the birthday of Ed Conrad who ranks right up
there with Galileo and Copernicus as the greatest scientists in the
history of History.
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Actually, Ed is ranked a wee bit higher than the other two.
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Professor Conrad, you see, has provided us with the truth about our
origin and ancestry -- that we AREN'T descendants of prehistoric
lemurs or monkeys because, hell, it is now proven fact that our
ancestors inhabited the earth long before those creatures were even a
glint in the Creator's eye.
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Please rip up this picture -- of what you thought were your most
remote ancestors -- from your genealogy photo album and promptly
flush
it down your commode.
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http://www.aspencountry.com/assets/product_images/product_lib/34000-34999/34513.jpg
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These chimpanzees certainly can't be your ancestors if the following
fossils -- all petrified -- were discovered between 280-million-year-
old coal veins -- which they were:
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PETRIFIED BONES, TEETH, EVEN SOFT
ORGANS FOUND BETWEEN COAL VEINS
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"THE WORLD'S OLDEST HUMAN SKULL"
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-- Wilton M. Krogman was the world-famous physical anthropologist and
human anatomist who wrote the book, "The Human Skeleton in Forensic
Medicine"
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/z11calv.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skullx.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Skully.jpg
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A HUMAN CRANIUM EMBEDDED IN BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/page3_files/body_data/skulla.jpg
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HUMAN FINGERS (with fingernails) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/FINGERSx.jpg
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A FEMUR . . . (Still embedded in shale)
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Ed Conrad poses at a site where he is seen digging for coal-age human
fossils -- in the dead of winter.
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< MORE WHERE THEY CAME FROM
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A TIBIA . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/newtibia.jpg
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A FRONTAL MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/HumanJaw3.jpg
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A SIDE MANDIBLE . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/lifeafterdeath/page6_files/body_data/conrad.jpg
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GALL BLADDER . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/GallBladder1.jpg
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A HUMAN BRAIN (Only one hemisphere, unfortunately) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/HumanBrain.jpg
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A PETRIFIED PENIS . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/PetrifiedPP.jpg
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THE OLDEST MAN-MADE TOOL
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A PETRIFIED BONE EMBEDDED IN SLATE
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http://www.edconrad.com/FOSSILS08/InSlate11.jpg
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TWO PETRIFIED FETUSES (One has turned to coal) . . .
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Fetuses2.jpg
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A CANINE TOOTH OF A LARGE ANIMAL
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/cmon3_files/1tooth.jpg
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"MR. LONG-EARS" EMBEDDED IN A BOULDER
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate_mysterious.jpg
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http://www.edconrad.com/images/inslate5.jpg
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JUST SOME OF THE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/TestResults.jpg
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THE PSEUDOS SHOULD'VE KNOWN THAT
SOMEDAY THEIR SHIT WOULD HIT THE FAN
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http://www.edconrad.com/oldascoal/index_files/body_data/quotesnew.gif
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WHEN ONE PHOTO IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS
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http://www.edconrad.com/pics/SaveTheWhale.jpg
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MAN AS OLD AS COAL
http://www.edconrad.com
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http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
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Ed Conrad . . . who also gave us
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PROOF OF LIFE AFTER DEATH
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http://www.edconrad.org
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Major Religions of the World
Ranked by Number of Adherents
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Christianity: 2.1 billion
Islam: 1.5 billion
Secular/Nonreligious/Agnostic/Atheist: 1.1 billion
Hinduism: 900 million
Chinese traditional religion: 394 million
Buddhism: 376 million
Primal-indigenous: 300 million
African Traditional & Diasporic: 100 million
Sikhism: 23 million
Juche: 19 million
Spiritism: 15 million
Judaism: 14 million
Baha'i: 7 million
Jainism: 4.2 million
Shinto: 4 million
Cao Dai: 4 million
Zoroastrianism: 2.6 million
Tenrikyo: 2 million
Neo-Paganism: 1 million
Unitarian-Universalism: 800 thousand
Rastafarianism: 600 thousand
Scientology: 500 thousand
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ATHEIST ORGANIZATIONS
American Atheists
Atheist Alliance
The Secular Web
Positive Atheism
Atheists United
M.A.A.F (Military Association of Atheists)
Secular Coalition
Secular Humanism Organization
Atheists Anonymous
About Atheism
Campus Freethought
The Net Atheists
Atheist Activism
Atheist Outreach
God is a Myth
No Beliefs Freethinkers
Atheist.com
Detox Webzine
Invisible Pink Unicorn
Strong Atheism
Atheists.com
Losing My Religion
Atheist Empire
The War on Faith
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LONDON DAILY NEWSPAPERS
Daily Express
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Daily Telegraph
Evening Standard
Guardian Unlimited
Independent
Jewish Chronicle
Latin American Newsletters
Morning Star
Sun
Times of London

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