John the Stutterer doesn't really stutter. If you notice whenever he really gets mad he doesn't stutter even once. This has happened several times. Either he put it on to get on the show and Howard is truly fooled or Howard and the gang put him up to it. I would bet my house that he doesn't really stutter.
Jamie -- "Our eyes met across the crowded hat store. I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher. I pursued and she withdrew, and she pursued and I withdrew. And so we danced. And I burned for her. Much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterward."
In article <a9Gd6.2904$vh.91...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>, "Pen Cap Chew" <e...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
>John the Stutterer doesn't really stutter. If you notice whenever he really >gets mad he doesn't stutter even once. This has happened several times. >Either he put it on to get on the show and Howard is truly fooled or Howard >and the gang put him up to it. I would bet my house that he doesn't really >stutter.
He's explained before how, when he gets really angry, he doesn't stutter. Whether that's the case or he's simply lying, I dunno; but that's his story.
I've never much cared for him, but he was good today. I'm actually glad they flew him out.
Jeff wrote: > In article <a9Gd6.2904$vh.91...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>, "Pen Cap Chew" <e...@worldnet.att.net> wrote: > >John the Stutterer doesn't really stutter. If you notice whenever he really > >gets mad he doesn't stutter even once. This has happened several times. > >Either he put it on to get on the show and Howard is truly fooled or Howard > >and the gang put him up to it. I would bet my house that he doesn't really > >stutter.
> He's explained before how, when he gets really angry, he doesn't stutter. > Whether that's the case or he's simply lying, I dunno; but that's his story.
> I've never much cared for him, but he was good today. I'm actually glad they > flew him out.
>Subject: Re: JOHN THE STUTTERER DOESN'T STUTTER! >From: canuck smartin...@earthlink.net >Date: 1/31/01 3:22 AM Eastern Standard Time >Message-id: <3A77CBB5.D6A20...@earthlink.net>
>Well, his yelling at Ralph bit is really getting old. He's a real pain in >the ass.
Blasphemer! John The Stutterer is second only to Beetlejuice in his comedic prowess! IMO, that tongue-spaztic bastard never gets old. Its even funnier when he's not on mic and you can hear him screaming in the background.
> >Subject: Re: JOHN THE STUTTERER DOESN'T STUTTER! > >From: canuck smartin...@earthlink.net > >Date: 1/31/01 3:22 AM Eastern Standard Time > >Message-id: <3A77CBB5.D6A20...@earthlink.net>
> >Well, his yelling at Ralph bit is really getting old. He's a real pain in > >the ass.
> Blasphemer! John The Stutterer is second only to Beetlejuice in his comedic > prowess! IMO, that tongue-spaztic bastard never gets old. Its even funnier > when he's not on mic and you can hear him screaming in the background.
>Subject: Re: JOHN THE STUTTERER DOESN'T STUTTER! >From: canuck smartin...@earthlink.net >Date: 1/31/01 2:34 PM Eastern Standard Time >Message-id: <3A786950.8AAB6...@earthlink.net>
>Someone screaming the same thing over and over again is funny? Puhleeeeeez.
Yes, I can listen to John call Ralph a "big-nosed, berry-faced, snaggle-toothed, bi-sexual, douchebag" (not nec. in that order) all friggin day and laugh like a mental patient every goddamn time!
>Funny thing with Beetlejuice is that he's not even trying to do shtick. THAT >is >funny.
Yes, as I said before Beetlejuice is #1 above all Wack Packers.
> <<Yes, I can listen to John call Ralph a "big-nosed, berry-faced, > snaggle-toothed, bi-sexual, douchebag" (not nec. in that order) all friggin day > and laugh like a mental patient every goddamn time!>>
Yes he is. I'd rather her him take 20 minutes to rag on berry face than hear one syllable come out of Elliot "I love it in my ass" Offen. Where are you Stern regulars? Vic, Clay, Frank, and whatever happened to Jason Mann?
I can too Jello. The only time I can stand Ralph being on the air is when someone is cutting him down to size. And you know he did a great deal of swallowing to go on this trip. I know Gary, Jackie, and Fred (Eric) aren't crazy about him being there. I've changed my opinion on who Howard will get pissed off at first. Hands down Ralph. When John the Stutterer gets stick on "I" it's all over with. I lose it everytime. Funny thing is what John is saying is true. Ralph just hopes Howard doesn't buy into it. Notice Ralph can't come up with anything too funny when John lays into him. Ralph is a leech and I hope Joey Boots tells Howard this and then gives Ralph a kick in the balls for all of us.
> Yes, I can listen to John call Ralph a "big-nosed, berry-faced, > snaggle-toothed, bi-sexual, douchebag" (not nec. in that order) all friggin day > and laugh like a mental patient every goddamn time!
> Yes, as I said before Beetlejuice is #1 above all Wack Packers.
>Subject: Re: JOHN THE STUTTERER DOESN'T STUTTER! >From: canuck smartin...@earthlink.net >Date: 1/31/01 4:10 PM Eastern Standard Time >Message-id: <3A787FA6.2F859...@earthlink.net>
>Regis Built My Hotrod wrote:
>> Not surprising.
Of course its not surprising, since I've stated the same opinion numerous times in this thread. What _is_ surpising is that you'd have such a strong opinion on this topic that you'd insult someone for not agreeing with you about it.
Damn, its a friggin' radio show. I'd hate to see you get worked up over something relevant like politics, religion, or hardcore pornography.
>> <<Yes, I can listen to John call Ralph a "big-nosed, berry-faced, >> snaggle-toothed, bi-sexual, douchebag" (not nec. in that order) all friggin >day >> and laugh like a mental patient every goddamn time!>>
>Subject: Re: JOHN THE STUTTERER DOESN'T STUTTER! (He doesn't when he's mad) >From: "Cathead®" GetUpOn@cathead®.org >Date: 1/31/01 4:37 PM Eastern Standard Time >Message-id: <PA%d6.211569$iy3.50379...@news1.rdc1.tn.home.com>
>I can too Jello. The only time I can stand Ralph being on the air is when >someone is cutting him down to size. And you know he did a great deal of >swallowing to go on this trip. I know Gary, Jackie, and Fred (Eric) aren't >crazy about him being there. I've changed my opinion on who Howard will get >pissed off at first. Hands down Ralph. When John the Stutterer gets stick >on "I" it's all over with. I lose it everytime. Funny thing is what John >is saying is true. Ralph just hopes Howard doesn't buy into it. Notice >Ralph can't come up with anything too funny when John lays into him.
Yeah, but the great thing about John attacking Ralph is that Ralph doesn't care. Ralph might get worked up if its Stuttering John or Baba Booey, but most times it just rolls off his back. I hate him too, but I love how he gets everyone worked up without doing a damn thing (Hi Canuck! ;), nome sayin'?
Ralph
>is a leech and I hope Joey Boots tells Howard this and then gives Ralph a >kick in the balls for all of us.
What does Joey The Boots have to do with anything? Did I miss something today?
>Blasphemer! John The Stutterer is second only to Beetlejuice in his comedic >prowess! IMO, that tongue-spaztic bastard never gets old. Its even funnier >when he's not on mic and you can hear him screaming in the background.
I just don't have the patience to wait for JTS to get a word out. Even noticed that Howard had to cut him off because John started going in a different direction. Just a lot of dead air between words. The unfunny part is that he was so damn repetitious just saying "douchebag" over and over again that it was getting real old. He kept going back to the same thing -- and about killing Ralph. Nah.....not funny.
And I LOVE it when Ralph is getting his ass kicked because he's such a loser. I just don't think John the Stutterer is the one who does it. All it is is name-calling. Ineffective. It was great when EVERYONE got on Ralph's case about messing with Richie's broad in Vegas. Rather listen to that then Stutterer.
"Cathead®" wrote: > I can too Jello. The only time I can stand Ralph being on the air is when > someone is cutting him down to size. And you know he did a great deal of > swallowing to go on this trip. I know Gary, Jackie, and Fred (Eric) aren't > crazy about him being there. I've changed my opinion on who Howard will get > pissed off at first. Hands down Ralph. When John the Stutterer gets stick > on "I" it's all over with. I lose it everytime. Funny thing is what John > is saying is true. Ralph just hopes Howard doesn't buy into it. Notice > Ralph can't come up with anything too funny when John lays into him. Ralph > is a leech and I hope Joey Boots tells Howard this and then gives Ralph a > kick in the balls for all of us.
> "Regis Built My Hotrod" wrote:
> > Yes, I can listen to John call Ralph a "big-nosed, berry-faced, > > snaggle-toothed, bi-sexual, douchebag" (not nec. in that order) all > friggin day > > and laugh like a mental patient every goddamn time!
> > Yes, as I said before Beetlejuice is #1 above all Wack Packers.
> > - Jello Thicke
"Cathead®" wrote: > I can too Jello. The only time I can stand Ralph being on the air is when > someone is cutting him down to size. And you know he did a great deal of > swallowing to go on this trip. I know Gary, Jackie, and Fred (Eric) aren't > crazy about him being there. I've changed my opinion on who Howard will get > pissed off at first. Hands down Ralph. When John the Stutterer gets stick > on "I" it's all over with. I lose it everytime. Funny thing is what John > is saying is true. Ralph just hopes Howard doesn't buy into it. Notice > Ralph can't come up with anything too funny when John lays into him. Ralph > is a leech and I hope Joey Boots tells Howard this and then gives Ralph a > kick in the balls for all of us.
> "Regis Built My Hotrod" wrote:
> > Yes, I can listen to John call Ralph a "big-nosed, berry-faced, > > snaggle-toothed, bi-sexual, douchebag" (not nec. in that order) all > friggin day > > and laugh like a mental patient every goddamn time!
> > Yes, as I said before Beetlejuice is #1 above all Wack Packers.
>John the Stutterer doesn't really stutter. If you notice whenever he really >gets mad he doesn't stutter even once. This has happened several times. >Either he put it on to get on the show and Howard is truly fooled or Howard >and the gang put him up to it. I would bet my house that he doesn't really >stutter.
I remember hearing one of John's first appearances on the radio show. Howard asked him to stutter, and he couldn't. Since the TV show on UPN, it's my belief that he hams it up the way Frank DeCaro (a real TV GUIDE correspondent) inflates his homosexuality on Comedy Central's DAILY SHOW.
In article <3A78E2F8.E5F2C...@earthlink.net>, canuck
<smartin...@earthlink.net> wrote: > I just don't have the patience to wait for JTS to get a word out. Even > noticed > that Howard had to cut him off because John started going in a different > direction. Just a lot of dead air between words. The unfunny part is that he > was so damn repetitious just saying "douchebag" over and over again that it > was > getting real old. He kept going back to the same thing -- and about killing > Ralph. Nah.....not funny.
The Stern Show is repetative at it's very core. Have you ever listened to one of Howard's interviews? "How often do you masterbate?" "Are those real?" "Boy would I love to get in your pants" "Robin, I'm touching myself right now."
Also, I think the reason he cuts John off is that it frustrates John, adding to his nervousness, adding to his stuttering. He used to use the same technique on Hemmoroid John back in days before that weeping butt-melon became a piece of furniture in the studio.
John the Stutterer and Stuttering John are both real stutterers. Lots of people think Stuttering John is a put on because he goes through long periods when he doesn't stutter. I'm no expert but I think stuttering has alot to do with stress and feeling insecure that people are judging you. So people will stutter more when they are under stress. When somebody gets angry like John the Stutterer did the other day at Ralph he totally forgets about himself and his anger takes over and no stuttering. Same kinda thing happens when that country guy who is a famous stutterer sings, he loses the stutter because he is taking on a another role, 'the singer' and in that role i bet he's a more confident person. Or maybe when people sing the beat and rythym of the song somewhow keeps the stutter at bay.
>From: Bob Barnett >bobbarn...@home.com >What's your point FF?
Tell us about the pain of your heart attack and surgery. Maybe your lying about others caused you stress that caused your medical condition. You should take it easy. You probably don't want to go through that again. Did you run into your friend, Ronnie, in the hospital? He probably didn't remember you. Stuttering Johnny
> Tell us about the pain of your heart attack and surgery.
Sorry FF-no heart attack-quad bypass-and I'm up to 3 miles a day, and 2 weeks away from 5. In 3 weeks I could kick your fat, drooling, pederastic ass, if you'd have the guts to meet me.
> Maybe your lying about > others caused you stress that caused your medical condition. You should take it > easy. You probably don't want to go through that again. Did you run into your > friend, Ronnie, in the hospital? He probably didn't remember you. > Stuttering Johnny
I ran into a lot of kids who were traumatized by you and your Nambla pals.
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