Checking your gun
S.G.
Dean Vernon Wormer
Depends on who you are, what type of permit to carry you have. I missed the
comments the your comment derives from.
A cop does give up his weapon when he goes into lock up/jail cells. As for
civilians it is illegal to leave it in your car, even if you have a permit to
carry for hunting & targeting you always have to wear it in plain view. A few
days back, while listening to an afternoon talk radio show, the subject for the
hour was "could you shoot somebody breaking into your house" I fired off an
email to the show ( 20 stations syndicated ) and they read it. The following is
that email:
You should only pull your gun if you intend to shoot someone, never fire a
warning shot, if you feel your life is in danger and there is no other way out,
you shoot. And you shoot to kill, dead men don't testify.
lab~rat
Wormer) puked:
>
>You should only pull your gun if you intend to shoot someone, never fire a
>warning shot, if you feel your life is in danger and there is no other way out,
>you shoot. And you shoot to kill, dead men don't testify.
Well put. The only thing I might add is that they can't tell if the
warning shot was fired first or second.
--
lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
S.G.
officer, or a corrections officer or a court officer. Never ever are they
allowed to give it to a stupid civilian in a restaurant. A licensed gun
owner never ever gives his gun to a restaurant person. That crap on Howie
this AM was another bogus bit.
"Mark" <ma...@nospam.org> wrote in message
news:vk92bvs2vlq69impc...@4ax.com...
> On 01 May 2003 13:34:43 GMT, buzzbee...@aol.com (Dean Vernon Wormer)
> wrote:
>
> >A cop does give up his weapon when he goes into lock up/jail cells. As
for
> >civilians it is illegal to leave it in your car, even if you have a
permit to
> >carry for hunting & targeting you always have to wear it in plain view.
>
> That, most certainly, depends on what state you live in. Look up the laws
in
> the state of Vermont. What? You couldn't find any? That's because there
are
> none.
>
Dean Vernon Wormer
>the state of Vermont. What? You couldn't find any? That's because there
>are
>none.
They have important laws in Vermont.
Cows have the right of way in traffic.
S.G.
"Meat-->Plow" <Me...@petitmorte.net> wrote in message
news:b8rasg$oaa$r...@pita.alt.net...
> On 01 May 2003 13:34:43 GMT, buzzbee...@aol.com (Dean Vernon
Wormer),wrote:
> Never point a gun at someone unless you want to kill them. And never
insert your
> finger into the trigger guard area unless you are commited to shooting.
>
lab~rat
puked:
> I was instructed to shoot to disable at police academy in NYS.
I assume you shot yourself in the head.
FBI trains the same.
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buzzbee...@aol.com (Dean Vernon Wormer) wrote:
FUCKING A!
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as an aside, one summer I spent a great deal of time in the company of
cows as I was landscape painting in vermont and I saw a cow stand up on
her hind legs and walk over a large shrub to get to the other side.
this is total truth.
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also you should know that cows are quite silent when they move around.
plus they are total busybodys. you can be standing somewhere minding
your own business and then turn around and find you are surrounded by a
shitload of cows all staring at you.
I once saw a huge herd of cows slowly come from all over the place and
surround one of those shade areas, all of them looking at one spot
intently. all you could hear was this slow very quiet rustling as they
kept coming, making their way to the little shady nook. I couldn't
imagine why they were doing this and then out bolted a totally spooked
deer.
cows should have the right of way at all times, everywhere.
sumbodygejjamalnasumnin
>her hind legs and walk over a large shrub to get to the other side.
>
reminds me of that Far Side comic "CAR"
D
To post in this group as often as I do is an indication that I have too much
free time, and probably a dropping IQ.
J e l l o ł
Paint fumes. Next time wear a mask.
--
J e l l o ł
J e l l o ł
>>I saw a cow stand up on
>>her hind legs and walk over a large shrub to get to the other side.
>>
>
> reminds me of that Far Side comic "CAR"
Gary Larson rules. My favorite was one from the inside of a refrigerator
showing a deli container holding a gun on a bottle of ketchup.
"When potato salad goes bad"
Bonniew74
>Date: 5/1/2003 4:36 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>cows should have the right of way at all times, everywhere.
When I was a little girl we used to ride my grandma's cows like horses. It was
fun. My little sister got on a bull and it took off and she went flying into a
pile of cow-poop. I love that story.
Jeffery J. Haas
"lab~rat" <ch...@cheese.net> wrote in message
news:p092bvsvg8e5at8os...@4ax.com...
------Come on......everyone knows that you're supposed to shoot the fucker
and THEN fire the warning shot.
JeffH
Ch.S.
(I hate guns but I own TWO of these "necessary" appliances. I will always
own at least one.)
Who Me?
innocent until you act wrongly rather than the other way around as it is
in most of the rest of the country. For the criminals who use firearms
to commit crimes... the VT State Police are excellent marksmen.
Who Me?
Law enforcement personnel have to assume higher levels of risks as part
of their jobs.. they SHOULD shoot to disable and not shoot at all until
they are almost totally sure a suspect is about to endanger their lives.
If more of them followed that, less people would be dead for
brandishing wallets, keys, cellphones, etc. The price of course is a
few more dead in action. Nobody said maintaining a free society was
without cost or risk.
Dean Vernon Wormer
>your own business and then turn around and find you are surrounded by a
>shitload of cows all staring at you.
>
>I once saw a huge herd of cows slowly come from all over the place and
>surround one of those shade areas, all of them looking at one spot
>intently.
Are you writing your own prescriptions these days? The dose may be a little too
HIGH, if you know what I mean.
Dean Vernon Wormer
>to commit crimes... the VT State Police are excellent marksmen.
So it would pay to be both a VT state trooper and a criminal?
Don't forget the movie they made about VT state troopers, "Super Troopers".
Dean Vernon Wormer
You should have been instructed to put down your intended target with a shot or
shots to the center mass (throat & upper chest) If he has a gun, what will
shooting him in the leg do? If you life is in danger by a suspect with a gun
you kill them and save the courts time & money.
NYS? New York Sity?
Dean Vernon Wormer
>brandishing wallets, keys, cellphones, etc.
If more did not make sudden moves and if more cops were less paranoid the world
would be a safer place.
::: Diane aka JeWitchT :::
--
"Bonniew74" <bonn...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20030501165433...@mb-m27.aol.com...
Well Bonnie .. one time .....
haha .. just kidding .. no story topper .. Diane
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
Bonniew74
>Date: 5/2/2003 9:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>Well Bonnie .. one time .....
>
>
>
>haha .. just kidding .. no story topper .. Diane
>
>
What a disappointment, Diane! You always have the best stories. So happy to
see you (is that right, see you?) here tonight. Have truly missed you.
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bonn...@aol.com (Bonniew74) wrote:
ditto. this newsgroup needs tough wimmins.
shane..come back!!
hey now!
Bonniew74
>ditto. this newsgroup needs tough wimmins.
>
>shane..come back!!
>
>hey now!
Especially since I have an idea for a new show (I am stealing it from a
Cincinnati radio show) and could use Diane's input as well as all the other
wimmins here. "Who Wants to be a Prison Bitch?" I am trying to think who
would fit the part of Regis from this newsgroup as well as the most likely
candidates to volunteer for the debut.
Cameron Frye
>> >Date: 5/2/2003 9:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
Didn't this person vow never to post here or listen to the show again?
http://www.wavsource.com/movies/ferris_bueller/asshole.wav
"Pardon my French, but you're an asshole" http://us.imdb.com/Title?0091042
Cold Coffee
> >> >From: "::: Diane aka JeWitchT :::" remove-...@hotmail.com
> >> >Date: 5/2/2003 9:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>
>
>
> Didn't this person vow never to post here or listen to the show again?
Just like a habitual gambler promising never to hit the slots again, the "I
AM LEAVING THIS GROUP" post is a known lie used by the desperate to attempt
to learn how much they are loved by the masses.
--
cc
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lab~rat
>Cameron Frye (buzzbee...@aol.com) wrote:
>
>> >> >From: "::: Diane aka JeWitchT :::" remove-...@hotmail.com
>> >> >Date: 5/2/2003 9:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>>
>>
>>
>> Didn't this person vow never to post here or listen to the show again?
>
>Just like a habitual gambler promising never to hit the slots again, the "I
>AM LEAVING THIS GROUP" post is a known lie used by the desperate to attempt
>to learn how much they are loved by the masses.
>
For what it's worth, I love the JeWitch. I hope she comes back after
she finishes menopause.
benrand
wrote:
>>> >From: "::: Diane aka JeWitchT :::" remove-...@hotmail.com
>>> >Date: 5/2/2003 9:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
>
>
>
>Didn't this person vow never to post here or listen to the show again?
Yes, she was angry that she couldn't stop us from freeing Iraqi
children from the Kiddie Gulag.
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Cold Coffee <n...@chance.com> wrote:
> Cameron Frye (buzzbee...@aol.com) wrote:
>
> > >> >From: "::: Diane aka JeWitchT :::" remove-...@hotmail.com
> > >> >Date: 5/2/2003 9:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
> >
> >
> >
> > Didn't this person vow never to post here or listen to the show again?
>
> Just like a habitual gambler promising never to hit the slots again, the "I
> AM LEAVING THIS GROUP" post is a known lie used by the desperate to attempt
> to learn how much they are loved by the masses.
oh poppycock. if you think it's so important when someone gets
frustrated and decides to post YOU'RE ALL PISSING ME OFF AND I'M
LEAVING, that it's some kind of emotional marker in their lives, then
perhaps you should reconsider the importance of posting and posts.
do you send money when they tell you to?
do you believe it when women tell you they are models?
are you one of howards 80K listeners?
this newsgroup isn't all that important in the scheme of things. no one
expects to be loved.
entertained, yes.
to do a little entertaining or successfully debate now and then,
hopefully.
make a few cyber pals, absolutely. but loved? please.
you're projecting. do YOU expect to be loved? are you feeling love
when you read? why should anyone expect love when they write? you're
being silly.
(hey now)
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benrand <jackha...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> On 06 May 2003 11:26:25 GMT, buzzbee...@aol.com (Cameron Frye)
> wrote:
>
> >>> >From: "::: Diane aka JeWitchT :::" remove-...@hotmail.com
> >>> >Date: 5/2/2003 9:28 PM Eastern Daylight Time
> >
> >
> >
> >Didn't this person vow never to post here or listen to the show again?
>
> Yes, she was angry that she couldn't stop us from freeing Iraqi
> children from the Kiddie Gulag.
>
hahhaha...yeah, something like that. I don't blame her. she was taking
a shitload of heat. so she got pissed. I miss her.
SHANE YOU TWAT! COME BACK!
(hey now)
Cold Coffee
> oh poppycock. if you think it's so important when someone gets
> frustrated and decides to post YOU'RE ALL PISSING ME OFF AND I'M
> LEAVING, that it's some kind of emotional marker in their lives, then
> perhaps you should reconsider the importance of posting and posts.
Some people do take newsgroups way too seriously. My point is that those
who post these grandiose, emotionally charged good-byes are typically those
types.
Me? I am in if for the entertainment value and this group by far leads the
pack in entertaining posters.
--
cc
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Cold Coffee <n...@chance.com> wrote:
> 2 Smelly Dogs (justi...@hotmail.cow) wrote:
>
> > oh poppycock. if you think it's so important when someone gets
> > frustrated and decides to post YOU'RE ALL PISSING ME OFF AND I'M
> > LEAVING, that it's some kind of emotional marker in their lives, then
> > perhaps you should reconsider the importance of posting and posts.
>
>
> Some people do take newsgroups way too seriously. My point is that those
> who post these grandiose, emotionally charged good-byes are typically those
> types.
>
> Me? I am in if for the entertainment value and this group by far leads the
> pack in entertaining posters.
please consider that on those rare occasions when you rightfully take an
unpopular position, you may catch shitloads of heat from a great many
people (maybe two or three, maybe ten thousand, who can tell?) calling
you all kinds of nasty stuff, the entertainment value may suffer a tad.
SHANE YOU DELICATE FLOWER...COME BACK!!
(hey now)
Cold Coffee
> please consider that on those rare occasions when you rightfully take an
> unpopular position, you may catch shitloads of heat from a great many
> people (maybe two or three, maybe ten thousand, who can tell?) calling
> you all kinds of nasty stuff, the entertainment value may suffer a tad.
When a contributor finds the entertainment value of this group suffering,
might I suggest that this person takes it too seriously?
lab~rat
<justi...@hotmail.cow> puked:
Are you saying you don't love me? What do I have to do? Shoot Ronnie
Reagan?
</JHj>
lab~rat
<justi...@hotmail.cow> puked:
>In article <MPG.1921bd2db...@text-east.newsfeeds.com>,
That's why I never express opinions like the rest of you stupid
fucking assholes.
Cathead©
lab~rat
puked:
>Oy vey.
>
Botched circumcision?
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Cold Coffee <n...@chance.com> wrote:
> 2 Smelly Dogs (justi...@hotmail.cow) wrote:
>
> > please consider that on those rare occasions when you rightfully take an
> > unpopular position, you may catch shitloads of heat from a great many
> > people (maybe two or three, maybe ten thousand, who can tell?) calling
> > you all kinds of nasty stuff, the entertainment value may suffer a tad.
>
> When a contributor finds the entertainment value of this group suffering,
> might I suggest that this person takes it too seriously?
maybe. maybe not.
thats why god made killfiles.
(hey now)
lab~rat
<justi...@hotmail.cow> puked:
>In article <MPG.1921c2f21...@text-east.newsfeeds.com>,
I didn't know there were killfiles in real life. That news has
improved my outlook substantially.
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lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
I upgraded my newsreader and lo and behold! a miracle! woo woo!!
did the latest little lab hatch yet?
(hey now)
lab~rat
<justi...@hotmail.cow> puked:
>In article <l1hkbv02m9q8iemlr...@4ax.com>,
> lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
>
>> On Wed, 07 May 2003 15:54:53 GMT, 2 Smelly Dogs
>> <justi...@hotmail.cow> puked:
>>
>> >In article <MPG.1921c2f21...@text-east.newsfeeds.com>,
>> > Cold Coffee <n...@chance.com> wrote:
>> >
>> >> 2 Smelly Dogs (justi...@hotmail.cow) wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > please consider that on those rare occasions when you rightfully take an
>> >> > unpopular position, you may catch shitloads of heat from a great many
>> >> > people (maybe two or three, maybe ten thousand, who can tell?) calling
>> >> > you all kinds of nasty stuff, the entertainment value may suffer a tad.
>> >>
>> >> When a contributor finds the entertainment value of this group suffering,
>> >> might I suggest that this person takes it too seriously?
>> >
>> >maybe. maybe not.
>> >
>> >thats why god made killfiles.
>> >
>>
>> I didn't know there were killfiles in real life. That news has
>> improved my outlook substantially.
>> --
>> lab~rat >:-)
>> Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
>
>I upgraded my newsreader and lo and behold! a miracle! woo woo!!
>
>
>did the latest little lab hatch yet?
Hey, rats are warm-blooded mammals and give birth live!
She went to the Dr. today and he said she was having some practice
contractions. She asked her if she wanted to induce next week, but
she wants to let nature take its course.
Personally, I want to fuck up the office baby pool...
Cold Coffee
> Hey, rats are warm-blooded mammals and give birth live!
>
> She went to the Dr. today and he said she was having some practice
> contractions. She asked her if she wanted to induce next week, but
> she wants to let nature take its course.
>
> Personally, I want to fuck up the office baby pool...
Hey, the best to you and your new little one, when s/he arrives.
lab~rat
>lab~rat (ch...@cheese.net) wrote:
>
>> Hey, rats are warm-blooded mammals and give birth live!
>>
>> She went to the Dr. today and he said she was having some practice
>> contractions. She asked her if she wanted to induce next week, but
>> she wants to let nature take its course.
>>
>> Personally, I want to fuck up the office baby pool...
>
>Hey, the best to you and your new little one, when s/he arrives.
Thanks. He. As in short for 'Hell Spawn'.
coasterqueen
"lab~rat" wrote in message
> She went to the Dr. today and he said she was having some practice
> contractions. She asked her if she wanted to induce next week, but
> she wants to let nature take its course.
Best wishes, Lab. Be sure to let us know when the big event happens.
--
Music is the Prozac of my life - Ottmar Liebert
lab~rat
<coaster...@hotmail.com> puked:
>
>"lab~rat" wrote in message
>
>> She went to the Dr. today and he said she was having some practice
>> contractions. She asked her if she wanted to induce next week, but
>> she wants to let nature take its course.
>
>Best wishes, Lab. Be sure to let us know when the big event happens.
Would it be premature to say she woke up with contractions this
morning? Maybe she's just looking for attention.
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lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
> Would it be premature to say she woke up with contractions this
> morning? Maybe she's just looking for attention.
tell her today or she'll have to hold til monday...saturday and sunday
are real kickers!
Monday's child is fair of face
Tuesday's child is full of grace
Wednesday's child is full of woe
Thursday's child has far to go
Friday's child is loving and giving
Saturday's child works hard for a living
But the child that is born on the Sabbath Day
Is witty and wise and good and GAY!
(hey now)
lab~rat
<justi...@hotmail.cow> puked:
>In article <ii7nbv0q6lnne9tv2...@4ax.com>,
If he's born Sunday, he'll be gay and his ass-trological sign will be
Tore-ass
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lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
bwwwwaahahahahahahaha
*don't tell him I laughed. gay kids can be sensitive.
(hey now)
lab~rat >:-)
<justi...@hotmail.cow> puked
>In article <38gnbvglqecc2kok0...@4ax.com>,
> lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 09 May 2003 13:10:51 GMT, 2 Smelly Dogs
>> <justi...@hotmail.cow> puked:
>>
>> >In article <ii7nbv0q6lnne9tv2...@4ax.com>,
>> > lab~rat <ch...@cheese.net> wrote:
>> >
>> >> Would it be premature to say she woke up with contractions this
>> >> morning? Maybe she's just looking for attention.
>> >
>> >
>> >tell her today or she'll have to hold til monday...saturday and sunday
>> >are real kickers!
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> >Monday's child is fair of face
>> >Tuesday's child is full of grace
>> >Wednesday's child is full of woe
>> >Thursday's child has far to go
>> >Friday's child is loving and giving
>> >Saturday's child works hard for a living
>> >But the child that is born on the Sabbath Day
>> >Is witty and wise and good and GAY!
>>
>> If he's born Sunday, he'll be gay and his ass-trological sign will be
>> Tore-ass
>
>
>
>
>bwwwwaahahahahahahaha
>
>*don't tell him I laughed. gay kids can be sensitive.
>
He's a gay tore-ass. Thanks a fucking lot.