How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there; Howard got him into therapy; Howard tried to get him to stop gambling; Howard got the guy a "career", he had a big inroads to being a stand-up comedian.
Any failure is his own, and any success is in part owed to Howard.
>>Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad. >How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there; >Howard got him into therapy; Howard tried to get him to stop gambling; >Howard got the guy a "career", he had a big inroads to being a >stand-up comedian.
>Any failure is his own, and any success is in part owed to Howard.
1. Therapy can fuck someone up as much as drugs, etc. 2. He was in an environment that nurtured negative behavior. 3. See Hank the dead drunk dwarf. 4. Beetlejuice will be next. -- lab~rat >:-) Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
>> Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad. >> --
>But Howard's a great fucking guy, he fucking rules, a TRUE gentleman, the >real deal.
How obvious is the gag order? That, coupled with KC's great fear of never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means we'll never get the real story.
MrRogers <misterrog...@mr.info> wrote: > How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there;
INTERNAL MEMO
From: Howard Stern
To: KC Armstrong
Re: Your role on my show
Hey, KC, do you mind coming on the air so we can rag on you?
We just want to question your sexuality and put you under the audience's scrutiny so we can pick out every little flaw for them. Gary's kind of jealous that you're good looking while he's a hideous ape and he'd really like a chance to call you a "fag" on the air every day, ok? So would Ralph, even though he's not jealous of you, he really wants you to fuck him hard in the ass.
And wouldn't it be funny if we told the world you have a really low I.Q.? I think it would be hilarious to tell the world you're slightly smarter than Wendy the Retard. It should really help advance your career in the industry, when we toss you... I mean when you decide to move on to bigger things, like Stuttering John did.
Sure, we know you're emotionally unstable and what we're going to do to you will probably make you worse, but hey, look what we did for Hank Nassif by encouring him to down all that booze and play the fool for us. We made "Hank the Anry Drunken Dwarf" a household name, and he even got a website out of the deal. He died a famous dwarf because of this show!
We're going to do a similar thing with you.
Since you're already a little nuts, we want you to play that up, let it all hang out, get down with your bad self, just like Hank did - before he died. You'll be the wacky, almost out-of-control, moronic, latent-homosexual character in the cast.
Just think of how famous we can make you!
By the way, even though you'll be performing frequently on the show, you won't get to join AFTRA and earn union scale. Don't feel bad, neither did Hank or Elephant Boy, or Jeff or... well, let's face it, or any of the other people on the show we've milked for ratings and then discarded over two decades.
Think of this show as kind of like the Wal-Mart of radio.
>>>Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad. >>How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there; >>Howard got him into therapy; Howard tried to get him to stop gambling; >>Howard got the guy a "career", he had a big inroads to being a >>stand-up comedian.
>>Any failure is his own, and any success is in part owed to Howard.
> 1. Therapy can fuck someone up as much as drugs, etc.
I guess it can, sometimes. So can existing.
> 2. He was in an environment that nurtured negative behavior.
Why make excuses for him? The whole cast has been in this environment for a long time.
> 3. See Hank the dead drunk dwarf.
I see him dead with or without Stern, and KC isn't a wackpacker. (no fudgepacker comment please)
> 4. Beetlejuice will be next.
Maybe. And maybe his fame has gotten him on a health care plan.
>>How is he a casualty of Stern? He was nuts before he came there; >>Howard got him into therapy; Howard tried to get him to stop gambling; >>Howard got the guy a "career", he had a big inroads to being a >>stand-up comedian.
>>Any failure is his own, and any success is in part owed to Howard.
> 1. Therapy can fuck someone up as much as drugs, etc.
True. Heck, just look at H!
> 2. He was in an environment that nurtured negative behavior. > 3. See Hank the dead drunk dwarf. > 4. Beetlejuice will be next.
>>>Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad. >>>--
>>But Howard's a great fucking guy, he fucking rules, a TRUE gentleman, the >>real deal.
> How obvious is the gag order? That, coupled with KC's great fear of > never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means > we'll never get the real story.
Seems to go both ways in this case. H has sounded like he's been close to talking about KC only to be reigned in by Robin.
I read Doc's column and read through the subsequent posts.
Kc said that he had become "dangerous", but was it ever stated exactly what did get him fired.
There must have been a final straw act.
Did the "possible" scam with kc and the gambling web site have anything to do with his dismissal?
Or is kc just as delusional as Stern thinking anyone would actually buy his CD to hear exactly what happened. -- "Only four days a week and plenty of commercials, right Robin."
This is old. Howard is going to play on the fact people think he kills his guests. Give that dumbshit lab~rat too much money and popularity. Good point Evil Bastard about Jeff T-D-.
If the reason he is gone from the show is that he is NUTS .. that is easy to believe .. BUT ... Hmus not talking about KC's insanity has NOTHING WHAT-SO-EVER with being a gentleman .. It has everything to do with Hman being SCARED .. KC most likely knows enough about Hmus to make him a danger .. even if NOT a physical danger .... It's same as how Hman won't talk about the mob .. same-same. And if you are out there KC . . don't kid yourself ... FORGET MAKING A COMEDY CD .... Write a tell all book and call it "TRUE GENTLEMAN." That's what I would do ... AND DON'T TAKE ANY MONEY TO **NOT** WRITE IT !!! TELL IT ALL ...
>>> Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad. >>> --
>>But Howard's a great fucking guy, he fucking rules, a TRUE gentleman, the >>real deal.
> How obvious is the gag order? That, coupled with KC's great fear of > never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means > we'll never get the real story.
> >> Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad. > >> --
> >But Howard's a great fucking guy, he fucking rules, a TRUE > >gentleman, the real deal.
> How obvious is the gag order? That, coupled with KC's great fear of > never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means > we'll never get the real story.
Maybe KC should change his name to Stillers and spill the beans.
Nobody would ever figure out who Stillers really was!!!!!
Keep up the good work retard/Pariah/Stillers.
P.S. What was harder. Licking your own ass (as Stillers) or getting the taste of your own shit off of your tongue?
>> >> Another casualty of Howard Stern. How sad. >> >> --
>> >But Howard's a great fucking guy, he fucking rules, a TRUE >> >gentleman, the real deal.
>> How obvious is the gag order? That, coupled with KC's great fear of >> never working again if he tells the truth about the goblin, means >> we'll never get the real story.
>Maybe KC should change his name to Stillers and spill the beans.
>Nobody would ever figure out who Stillers really was!!!!!
>Keep up the good work retard/Pariah/Stillers.
>P.S. What was harder. Licking your own ass (as Stillers) or getting the >taste of your own shit off of your tongue?
How bad does this moron wish he had some friends?
Love me, daddy!!! WAHH! Nobody likes me!!!! Why do people laugh at me when I lick Howard's ass? I wish other people thought I was important!!!
Pariah <par...@foo.com> wrote: > Oh yeah. Farting and saying "Fuck you" to people passing by is high > comedy. It would be the funniest thing I ever saw, if I was five.
KC could be the biggest comedy sensation to sweep the nation since "Yucko the Clown." He justs needs a similar gimmick. Like maybe wearing a klansman outfit and calling himself "KKK C."
Or he could dress up in a white lab coat like a chiropractor to do his child molester routine. Doc Sante would buy that on DVD.
Vicki wrote: > I read Doc's column and read through the subsequent posts.
> Kc said that he had become "dangerous", but was it ever stated exactly what > did get him fired.
> There must have been a final straw act.
> Did the "possible" scam with kc and the gambling web site have anything to > do with his dismissal?
> Or is kc just as delusional as Stern thinking anyone would actually buy his > CD to hear exactly what happened.
I noticed that KC replied to the "What Happened?!" question with something like "Hell, that's no big deal. Ya wanna know just ask and I'll tell ya. I went nuts." You could hear the reader going "And?" "And for more details, watch the DVD."
Hey, his post was slicker than H has been in ages.
Newbie Poster wrote: > Why Howard will not talk about KC 'leaving' the show...
> Everyone has been partially correct but have missed one critical piece, > medical privacy laws.
> Howard could (repeat could) expose the station to massive liability in > front of a jury of KC's peers (low IQ'd, drug addicted, sexual > weirdos... in other words a regular New York City jury) by speaking of > possible medical conditions that KC has/had while working at KROK.
> Discussion was part of the show while KC was working there (like sexual > harrassment is not a factor while 'on air'). Since KC left, discussion > of problems could (repeat could) be considered violating medical > privacy.
> Having gerbils removed from your asshole at the hospital > before you were transferred to Bellview because Ralph the Fag stuffed > too many gerbils up in KC is covered under medical privacy.
Assuming that KC was telling the truth that he really DID tell H that they could talk about it on the show, it likely gets into that very gray verbal area. Yeah, KC might've SAID "sure, g'head and talk about it", but it might not hold up in court. That could also explain how H has come close several times to talking about it only to get hushed up by Robin.
>>Oh yeah. Farting and saying "Fuck you" to people passing by is high >>comedy. It would be the funniest thing I ever saw, if I was five.
> KC could be the biggest comedy sensation to sweep the nation since "Yucko > the Clown." He justs needs a similar gimmick. Like maybe wearing a > klansman outfit and calling himself "KKK C."
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