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lab~rat >:-)

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Nov 2, 2009, 12:38:11 PM11/2/09
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It was the same for me as it always is, getting drunk and playing
guitar for the kids...
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lab~rat >:-)
Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

Rev. Dr. Ben Rand III, Esq, PhD

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Nov 2, 2009, 7:55:59 PM11/2/09
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On Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:38:11 -0500, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@cheeze.net>
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>It was the same for me as it always is, getting drunk and playing
>guitar for the kids...


I screwed my gf twice, after feeding her.

Talkin Horse

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Nov 3, 2009, 1:53:42 AM11/3/09
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"lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@cheeze.net> wrote in message
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> It was the same for me as it always is, getting drunk and playing
> guitar for the kids...

In an act of political defiance, I gave candy cigarettes to the kiddies.

http://www.nostalgiccandy.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=318

KK

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Nov 3, 2009, 9:16:45 AM11/3/09
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I screwed her right before you went down on her.

Bill Reid

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Nov 3, 2009, 9:45:02 AM11/3/09
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On Nov 2, 9:38 am, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@cheeze.net> wrote:
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> It was the same for me as it always is, getting drunk and playing
> guitar for the kids...
>
I guess in that situation if your audience walks out on you,
the police will bring them back...

I did DVR "The Return" which played on ion on Halloween,
then STRUGGLED to watch it on Sunday, since it was like
a boring 2-hour episode of "Ghost Whisperer" without the
big breasts since it starred SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR
and not Jennifer Love Hewitt...

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William Ernest Reid

M'Balz Es-Hari

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Nov 3, 2009, 11:10:22 AM11/3/09
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"Talkin Horse" <drra...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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Ah... the good ol' days!


lab~rat >:-)

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Nov 3, 2009, 11:16:29 AM11/3/09
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On Mon, 2 Nov 2009 22:53:42 -0800, "Talkin Horse"
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Awesome. I'll hand roll mine to give out next year...

lab~rat >:-)

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Nov 3, 2009, 11:16:59 AM11/3/09
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On Tue, 3 Nov 2009 06:45:02 -0800 (PST), Bill Reid
<horme...@gmail.com> puked:

>On Nov 2, 9:38ÔøΩam, "lab~rat >:-)" <ch...@cheeze.net> wrote:
>>
>> It was the same for me as it always is, getting drunk and playing
>> guitar for the kids...
>>
>I guess in that situation if your audience walks out on you,
>the police will bring them back...
>
>I did DVR "The Return" which played on ion on Halloween,
>then STRUGGLED to watch it on Sunday, since it was like
>a boring 2-hour episode of "Ghost Whisperer" without the
>big breasts since it starred

Huh?

Rev. Dr. Ben Rand III, Esq, PhD

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Nov 3, 2009, 1:54:26 PM11/3/09
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Wow, I hope you don't get eat by getting paid for jokes.

KK

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Nov 3, 2009, 3:16:28 PM11/3/09
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What?

Rev. Dr. Ben Rand III, Esq, PhD

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Nov 3, 2009, 6:48:38 PM11/3/09
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Eat = make a living

Paid for jokes = way to make a living.

what, I gotta explain everything to you Kenneth Kieth Kallenbach!!!!!

KK

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Nov 4, 2009, 12:25:17 PM11/4/09
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Certainly you can see how the meaning of your mushmouthed abortion of a
sentence was shrouded by its incompetent construction.

And wow - stealing Jimmy "jokes", a new low.

Rev. Dr. Ben Rand III, Esq, PhD

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Nov 4, 2009, 7:35:05 PM11/4/09
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On Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:25:17 GMT, KK <_K...@furburger.net> wrote:

>Certainly you can see how the meaning of your mushmouthed abortion of a
>sentence was shrouded by its incompetent construction.


Is this a question or a statemment?

KK

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Nov 4, 2009, 7:40:24 PM11/4/09
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It's a statement. You can tell because there's a period and no question
mark. It probably threw you because, as worded, it could be a statement
*or* a question. It all hinges on that pesky punctuation.

Rev. Dr. Ben Rand III, Esq, PhD

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Nov 5, 2009, 7:16:21 PM11/5/09
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On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:40:24 GMT, KK <_K...@furburger.net> wrote:

>
>It's a statement. You can tell because there's a period and no question
>mark. It probably threw you because, as worded, it could be a statement
>*or* a question. It all hinges on that pesky punctuation.


You sure about that?

How the mighty have fallen, you've resorted to correcting people's
grammar and punctuation...

Oh well, you got me, I am so sorry.

I am torry and I apologzie from the bottom of my heart for not being
as clear as possible.

Now suck my fucking cock.

KK

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Nov 6, 2009, 9:15:58 AM11/6/09
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On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:16:21 -0500, Rev. Dr. Ben Rand III, Esq, PhD wrote:

> On Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:40:24 GMT, KK <_K...@furburger.net> wrote:
>
>
>>It's a statement. You can tell because there's a period and no question
>>mark. It probably threw you because, as worded, it could be a statement
>>*or* a question. It all hinges on that pesky punctuation.
>
>
> You sure about that?

Yup.

>
> How the mighty have fallen, you've resorted to correcting people's
> grammar and punctuation...


Hey dickface: That post was in response to *your* doing that to *me*:

>>Certainly you can see how the meaning of your mushmouthed abortion of a
>>sentence was shrouded by its incompetent construction.
>
>
> Is this a question or a statemment?


And yeah, if you type out a sentence like

"Wow, I hope you don't get eat by getting paid for jokes"

... and look it over, and think it's just fine, then you're a fucking
idiot.


>
> Oh well, you got me, I am so sorry.


You certainly are.

>
> I am torry and I apologzie from the bottom of my heart for not being as
> clear as possible.
>
> Now suck my fucking cock.

You'd like that.

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