KC Armstrong to star in gay bukkake film
Vicstanley
sittin' there!" KC Armstrong
The rumors have been brewing in the gay underground for several weeks but now
it is official. KC Armstrong, a star of the Howard Stern Show, will appear as a
human sperm blotter in the first all-gay bukkake film (along with fellow gay
Wack Packers High Pitch Eric and Crazy Cabbie co-starring as fluff boys).
After extensive negotiations conducted on his behalf by super agent Don
Buchwald, Armstrong has accepted a lucrative 4 figure deal with Glory Hole
Pictures to perform in the gay version (with an option for 3 sequels) of a
nauseating film called "American Bukkake" wherein only the most pathetic crack
whore porn skanks are drenched in a veritable volcanic eruption of male goo.
Gay men everywhere from Castro Street to Fire Island are gushing in
anticipation at the prospect of seeing America's hottest new gay icon take a
faceful like a man in a film tentatively titled "Baba Boo-kkake".
At an impromptu press conference held in the men's room of the Howard Stern
Building for reporters from The Advocate, The Village Voice, The Post and Spew
Magazine, Armstrong, in addition to the above quote, read the following brief
statement:
"I'm sick and tired of Jackie and his homo jokes. The one about 'pushing my
stool in for me at the gay bar' was the last straw. The best way for me to shut
him up is to make him realize that he works with a real live fag such as
myself. If I'm gonna come out of the closet anyway, I might as well make a
coupla grand doin' it. But if any of those homos get it in my eyes I'll kick
their asses! Now get the hell outta here!"
KC Armstrong has long fought a losing (and half hearted) battle to assert his
heterosexuality. All of the stereotypical, self-loathing, latent tendencies are
apparent - the pensive, homoerotic photo studies - the affinity for contact
sports - the bodybuilding - the tanning, the full body waxing - the elegently
trimmed facial hair - the blustery, homophobic, macho posturing directly linked
to his inability to maintain an erection with women - all indicate KC is ripe
to bust out of the gay closet in a big way. "Baba Boo-Kkake" could be the first
step in a glorious new career for Stern's most sexually confused employee.
Pleae join me in wishing him the best of luck.
Merlin Merlyn II
vicst...@aol.com (Vicstanley) wrote:
> "It ain't gay unless you're the one doin' the spraying! All I'm doin' is
> sittin' there!" KC Armstrong
Fuckin' A, Vic... You're a riot! 8)
mm2
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"Everyone needs a mother, fucker!"
- System of a Down
Jello Durden at Joke Club
<snip funny Gay-C press release>
>"Baba Boo-Kkake" could be the first
>step in a glorious new career for Stern's most sexually confused employee.
>Pleae join me in wishing him the best of luck.
I thought a "Baba Boo-Khake" involved 20 interns spraying Gary's face with
Hersey's Chawklit syrup?
- Jello -
I am Jackie's medula oblongata.
FrankSnotra
Wooo-hooooo, Vic.........."Baba-Boo-kkake?"
The sequel being, maybe "D'iddle'in`my'butt'e" ("That's capital
D--apostrophe---ah--deee...etc")
Vicstanley wrote:
> "It ain't gay unless you're the one doin' the spraying! All I'm doin' is
> sittin' there!" KC Armstrong
>
> to bust out of the gay closet in a big way. "Baba Boo-Kkake" could be the first