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A. Boone

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Aug 7, 2005, 9:56:33 AM8/7/05
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People who shit in their pants say, "I shit my pants." Shouldn't it be
proper to say "I shit in my pants?" Or "I pissed

my pants." Shouldn't it be "I pissed in my pants?"

ryd...@yahoo.com

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Aug 7, 2005, 10:15:39 AM8/7/05
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A. Boone wrote:
] People who shit in their pants say, "I shit my pants." Shouldn't it

be
] proper to say "I shit in my pants?" Or "I pissed
] my pants." Shouldn't it be "I pissed in my pants?"

Ask Roger.

He's always doing one or the other. Sometimes both.

Ryd

yaafm

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Aug 7, 2005, 11:05:09 AM8/7/05
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What do you say when you shit in your pants? Are you retarded?

Darek

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Aug 7, 2005, 11:28:37 AM8/7/05
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"A. Boone" <A...@earthlink.com> wrote in news:lqoJe.97516$3j2.3428948
@twister.southeast.rr.com:

>
> People who shit in their pants say, "I shit my pants." Shouldn't it be
> proper to say "I shit in my pants?" Or "I pissed
>
> my pants." Shouldn't it be "I pissed in my pants?"


Alright. Step away from the keyboard. Shut down the PC. And go do
something productive with the time it took you to post that. Wash the
dishes maybe. Fix that squeaking door, perhaps.

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Red Schism

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Aug 7, 2005, 12:33:27 PM8/7/05
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...and people say there are no stupid questions.

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GnipGnop

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Aug 8, 2005, 8:13:53 AM8/8/05
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Better yet, "excuse me but I have shat myself"

Benrand

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Aug 8, 2005, 8:25:46 AM8/8/05
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On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 17:28:07 -0500, Humble Will Teach
<will_t...@37.com> wrote:

>On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 13:56:33 GMT, "A. Boone" <A...@earthlink.com> wrote:
>
>>

>Would you announce it if you shit _out_ your pants?
>
>Or if you shit someone else's pants?
>
>That would be something.


And what about saying "taking a shit"? You aren't taking it, you're
LEAVING it.

"Hey Harry, I'm taking a shit."

"Yeah, where are ya taking it to?"

Signed,
George Carlin

The Cunning Linguist :Ş

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Aug 8, 2005, 9:06:11 AM8/8/05
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"Humble Will Teach" <will_t...@37.com> wrote in message
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> On Sun, 07 Aug 2005 13:56:33 GMT, "A. Boone" <A...@earthlink.com> wrote:
>
> >
> Would you announce it if you shit _out_ your pants?
>
> Or if you shit someone else's pants?
>
> That would be something.

I had a dog that ate a sock and then shit it out.
Did he shit my sock?

whome?

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Aug 8, 2005, 9:45:56 AM8/8/05
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Don't be stupid, you moron.
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