OOn May 31, 1:17 pm, Mudge <Nos...@never.ever> wrote:
> THE OLDER WOMAN
>
> I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
> She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasnopll't too bad at all,
> and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
O> We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if
I'd
> ever had a Sportsman's Double.
> 'What's that?' I asked.
> 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
> I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
> We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky
> night'. I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted
> upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
HOF DUDDENT NEED A FRONTISPIECE!!!!!!! HE HAS A FULL, MANLY HEAD OF
HAIR!!!!!!!