I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'. I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
-- The Canadian Curmudgeon (in Calgary)
Remove noxious CO2 - plant many trees
OOn May 31, 1:17 pm, Mudge <Nos...@never.ever> wrote:
> THE OLDER WOMAN
> I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
> She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasnopll't too bad at all,
> and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
O> We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if
I'd
> ever had a Sportsman's Double.
> 'What's that?' I asked.
> 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
> I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
> We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky
> night'. I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted
> upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
HOF DUDDENT NEED A FRONTISPIECE!!!!!!! HE HAS A FULL, MANLY HEAD OF
HAIR!!!!!!!
> I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
> She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and
> I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.
> We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd
> ever had a Sportsman's Double.
> 'What's that?' I asked.
> 'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
> I said, 'No,' - excitedly.
> We drank a bit more, and then she says that tonight was 'my lucky
> night'. I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted
> upstairs: 'Mum, you still awake?'
On Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:41:50 AM UTC-5, tian wrote:
> On 06/11/2012 06:33 AM, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > And what good does that do, except to take it out of circulation?
> I was looking for something cheap I could share with someone else.
> Putting free change in a free piggy bank and telling the story is cheap.
But it's been so long since you've told the story of why you do this that the millions of clandestine new readers of alt.fan.hofstader might like to know it.
> On Tuesday, June 12, 2012 1:41:50 AM UTC-5, tian wrote:
>> On 06/11/2012 06:33 AM, Don Stockbauer wrote:
>>> And what good does that do, except to take it out of circulation?
>> I was looking for something cheap I could share with someone else.
>> Putting free change in a free piggy bank and telling the story is cheap.
> But it's been so long since you've told the story of why you do this that the millions of clandestine new readers of alt.fan.hofstader might like to know it.
I changed my story. I'm using my imagination to figure out how to embed
sustainable answers in the world where we live. It works out to un-scam
type stuff. Taking more trouble over the details than most. Telling the
cheapest story again so you can forget that other time you told it okay?
Now if I could figure out the sig thing for this browser...
On Sunday, June 17, 2012 12:00:14 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> On Friday, June 15, 2012 3:09:33 AM UTC-5, tian wrote:
> > On 06/13/2012 03:26 PM, Mudge wrote:
> > > On 2012-06-13 13:25:56 -0600, tian said:
> > >> On 06/13/2012 04:45 AM, Don Stockbauer wrote:
> > >>> just say what you want whenever you feel like it.
> > >> On the radio people with spinal chord injuries are talking about it.
> > > Wot's a "spinal chord" C, E, and G flat ???
> > I'm not sure but probably you need to turn it up to eleven!
> On Friday, June 15, 2012 3:09:33 AM UTC-5, tian wrote:
>> On 06/13/2012 03:26 PM, Mudge wrote:
>>> On 2012-06-13 13:25:56 -0600, tian said:
>>>> On 06/13/2012 04:45 AM, Don Stockbauer wrote:
>>>>> just say what you want whenever you feel like it.
>>>> On the radio people with spinal chord injuries are talking about it.
>>> Wot's a "spinal chord" C, E, and G flat ???
>> I'm not sure but probably you need to turn it up to eleven!
>> tian.greens.org
> "turn it up to 11"?????
Did you ever see the Spinal Tap movie? There was a scene where the
guitarist explained that they put an 11 on his volume dial so he
could turn it up louder than loud.
> On Sunday, June 17, 2012 12:00:14 AM UTC-5, Don Stockbauer wrote:
>> On Friday, June 15, 2012 3:09:33 AM UTC-5, tian wrote:
>>> On 06/13/2012 03:26 PM, Mudge wrote:
>>>> On 2012-06-13 13:25:56 -0600, tian said:
>>>>> On 06/13/2012 04:45 AM, Don Stockbauer wrote:
>>>>>> just say what you want whenever you feel like it.
>>>>> On the radio people with spinal chord injuries are talking about it.
>>>> Wot's a "spinal chord" C, E, and G flat ???
>>> I'm not sure but probably you need to turn it up to eleven!
>>> tian.greens.org
>> "turn it up to 11"?????
> Huh???????????????????????/
You should see the Spinal Tap movie. Lots of scenes of them playing chords.
