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I just signed my dog up for welfare payments.

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Rusty Trombone

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Oct 18, 2009, 5:02:25 PM10/18/09
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i just signed my dog up for welfare payments.
do you think he's eligible?

he's:
{1} black
{2} lazy
{3} can't speak english
{4} has no fucking idea who his daddy is

R.Trombone

Tian

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Oct 18, 2009, 5:16:31 PM10/18/09
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Rusty Trombone wrote:

Dude! Learn how to blow that thing before you play it in public!

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pltrgyst

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Oct 18, 2009, 11:11:38 PM10/18/09
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On Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:02:25 -0700 (PDT), Rusty Trombone
<rustytr...@yahoo.com> wrote:

>he's:
>{1} black
>{2} lazy
>{3} can't speak english
>{4} has no fucking idea who his daddy is

So go ahead and tell him you're his daddy. He already knows he's got your genes.

-- Fred

Flasherly

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Oct 19, 2009, 3:08:27 PM10/19/09
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On Oct 18, 11:11 pm, pltrgyst <pltrg...@spamlessxhost.org> wrote:
> On Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:02:25 -0700 (PDT), Rusty Trombone
>
> <rustytrombon...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >he's:
> >{1} black
> >{2} lazy
> >{3} can't speak english
> >{4} has no fucking idea who his daddy is
>
> So go ahead and tell him you're his daddy. He already knows he's got your genes.
>
> -- Fred

A woman with dozen children applies for aid.
"I’ll need their names,” says the social worker.
"All the males are Leroy and females are named Leiroy," she responds.
“Why is that?”
“Easy. Tell one, and they all do what's told at once.”
“What do you do if want to single one out, though?”
“Call them by their last names.”

Tian

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Oct 19, 2009, 9:58:33 PM10/19/09
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Flasherly wrote:
> On Oct 18, 11:11 pm, pltrgyst <pltrg...@spamlessxhost.org> wrote:
>> On Sun, 18 Oct 2009 14:02:25 -0700 (PDT), Rusty Trombone
>>
>> <rustytrombon...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> he's:
>>> {1} black
>>> {2} lazy
>>> {3} can't speak english
>>> {4} has no fucking idea who his daddy is
>> So go ahead and tell him you're his daddy. He already knows he's got your genes.
>>
>> -- Fred
>
> A woman with dozen children applies for aid.
> "I�ll need their names,� says the social worker.

> "All the males are Leroy and females are named Leiroy," she responds.
> �Why is that?�
> �Easy. Tell one, and they all do what's told at once.�
> �What do you do if want to single one out, though?�
> �Call them by their last names.�

That is almost exactly the opposite of what happened to me growing up.

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Tian
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