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Re: Is Explosive Diarrhea Associated With Viagra?
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dr. Baf
Oct 9, 2009, 8:39:20 PM10/9/09
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dr. Baf wrote:
> Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----- > ♫♫♫♫ wrote:
> > x-no-archive:
> > On Oct 2, 10:07 pm, "Wes" <w...@prodigy.net> wrote:
> > > "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > >
> > > news:44f83ae9-8035-46d7...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > >I am 61, disabled and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the
> > > > recommended dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started
> > > > to turn blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I
> > > > laid down on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my
> > > > legs for
> > > > a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
> > > > throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
> > > > I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
> > > > Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
> > > > and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
> > > > were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
> > > > the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
> > > > effects should be reported to the manufacturer.
> > >
> > > I think you got so excited you pooped your pants... or in this case, the
> > > sheets!!! LOL
> >
> > "My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
> > were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
> > the house. And she won't talk to me anymore."
> >
> > Can you blame her?
> Usenet Legends bobandcarole ----- > ♫♫♫♫ wrote:
> > x-no-archive:
> > On Oct 2, 10:07 pm, "Wes" <w...@prodigy.net> wrote:
> > > "dr. Baf" <slaza...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > >
> > > news:44f83ae9-8035-46d7...@d9g2000prh.googlegroups.com...
> > >
> > > >I am 61, disabled and tried Viagra for the first time. I took the
> > > > recommended dose and after a few hours my testicles and vision started
> > > > to turn blue along with the hardest wood I have produced in years. I
> > > > laid down on the bed and my 37 year old lady friend crawled between my
> > > > legs for
> > > > a little oral pleasure. As she took it in her mouth, my penis started
> > > > throbbing and shaking enough to rattle her teeth. Then out of nowhere,
> > > > I let a high pitched fart and Niagara
> > > > Falls spewed out of my ass. It covered my lady friend and she retched
> > > > and gagged. My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
> > > > were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
> > > > the house. And she won't talk to me anymore. I think these side
> > > > effects should be reported to the manufacturer.
> > >
> > > I think you got so excited you pooped your pants... or in this case, the
> > > sheets!!! LOL
> >
> > "My scrotum was royal blue by this time and my testicles
> > were bouncing like jumping beans! She got up, screamed and ran out of
> > the house. And she won't talk to me anymore."
> >
> > Can you blame her?
I think she's a gold-digger. She's just after my assets and I'm just
after her ass.
Tian
Oct 10, 2009, 2:27:04 PM10/10/09
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A 1996 D dime goes in the pink piggy bank.
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An Unknown Liberal
Oct 22, 2009, 4:31:37 AM10/22/09
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A person claiming to be Tian said this...
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> A 1996 D dime goes in the pink piggy bank.
You store them in your rectum? That's assuming that you're a pinko.
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