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get a big black dog up ya ( something chronic )
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sex drugs and rock n roll
all audio random
playin now on the wizard's stereo
actually
it's not ALL
i've got some major housekeeping to do
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violent femmes
"country death song"
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time for some drugs
the head's a little sore
now 4.09 pm
babysitting markie tonight
it;s cool
little brother gets home well before midnight
and the street doesn;t cum alive till after then
we been doin this for a while
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hash pipe maintenance tonight little girl
"ok wiz"
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'it's pullin like a fourteen year old schoolgirl"
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90 degree water
at high pressure
we'll fix it
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all those hours doin
community service
in the steam museum
we learned a few tricks
[second pass]
workin in the tallow reclamation plant
"thanks"
funny guys
attitude
hey birthday islander boy
very cool man
and ya told ya brothers
no everyone
you have th spirit man
it's about everybody
no-one;s special
it;s for everyone
<<< smile >>>
it's nice to be understood
[second pass]
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fixed another air leak under the bonnet of ralph
still suckin juice like crazy
chad said he'll have a crack at it
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dunhill red
last packet was
b+h special filter
holiday kings
menthols
before that
keep changin
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powder finger
"love your way"
.
"gotta keep moving"
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gettin sick of the beard
i know
i keep changin
wonder why ?
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lookin too much like jesus again
got called jesus a few times last night
jesus on a unicycle
yeah man
right
"ridin a two foot wheel in a foot of water"
"jesus walkin on the water"
stoned out of his gourd
prepare some more dope ya bitch
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compressed heads
not like the immature hydro
we been smokin the last couple of months
musta been a big fuckin head
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fp04d
"this plane has a huge radar"
-
britney baby
the zone
hey britney
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"britney with her legs over her ears"
ya reckon she'd get off
if there wasn;t like twenty guys watchin ?
"fuck off theland"
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the land surfer's taking over again
"he's a prick"
i think he's the boss
"we had a good time with him last night"
those two chicks
who wanted to touch the face
fuck it took some scrubbin in the bath to remove it
"not the same as destroyin a chick's bathroom but"
"takin off the facepaint"
"before gettin screwed silly"
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jewel
"sometimes it be that way" - live
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this is a recording but
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doin led zeppelin in the street
last night
on the corner
opposite the valley mall
takin off robert plant
cuming on stage
singing was effortless last night
six bourbons
and fuck knows how much wine
and some compressed heads
will do that to ya
self conscious ?
you gotta be fuckin jokin
picked up a fan
for a bit
not chasing pussie
sorry
"you didn;t tell her that"
<<< smile >>>
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coldplay
"in my place"
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boys have gotten out rock school
guy knew tribute
kinda
not judgin yet
sometimes
ya gotta hear someone play
twenty nights
before ya hear what they can really do
then it rocks
this guy was pushin a pig amp
electric
i played dan's axe last night
while he took off for a piss
jarrod on wednesday
wanted to take a leak
and i said yeah man
i'll be the artist
sat down in his chair
behind all the paintin's
and watch the ppl go by
anyone who's really interested in a piece
i tell em
he's just gone to
the little boys room
he'll be back in a tick
was playin dan's axe
muckin around
no amp but
steel strings
i think i'm gunna have to buy another steel string guitar
i haven;t owned one in fifteen years
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placebo
"i'll be yours"
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dan got to scattin behind
the entertainer
bit more volume
and i can start bendin strings in it
been a long time
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it's nice to go back to go work
after a holiday
ya cum back refreshed
and tackle things with renewed gusto
ya got have a sense of humour
life's too fucked to live otherwise
had another irate copper
tryin hard to keep his anger in check
on black friday
ah man
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radiohead
"creep" - acapella
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had a guitar break
before creep
sorry
my back announcing needs work
[second pass]
renamed the guitar
you guessed it
jenny
crossed out the guys name
on th back
i have to buy a new one
i'm channeling him
i can hear him playng th guitar
and i grab control
and wander off the path
you can hear different players
playin the same thing
i listened
went
hmmm
turned it over and read th ename
i paid for this fucker
its mine
mik
"michael on the phone for you"
that's little brother
ok man
im not stressin dude
mdinight;s cool
i play late
told brucie if he rang before ten
i'd put a brick through his house
he had said i sounded too much like mike
one of th little problems of being a chameleon i guess
"he wanted my paulie"
ok dear
his computer's bugging him
not literally
well actually it might
sounds like a virus
have to have a look see
start with the phsyical connection to the network man
drop outs from bad cables at that speed are common
nah jane got my last spare cable
yeah i give em all nicknames
they learn to answer to em
less they got one of their own
catwoman's for morticia is doris
which says more than it should
doris
holds th girl's record
fastest pull at th club
those bettin over thirty seconds lost their dough
she had a guy
and she fucked him
and came back for a second
doris ya mad cow
how could you be jealous of any chick alive ?
slept your way around the world
and the chicks made ya the head witch
it's understandable that bree
would be cowed by your magic
i'd dance with doris's galpals
while she took phone numbers
for during the week nights
deal with it...
[second pass]
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get out of my bedroom
what do ya think you;re lookin at ?
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this guy
last night
hadnt ever heard
get a big black dog up ya
another guy
another street
two hours later
is yellin at me
get a dog up ya
even seven year old boys
yell out
go hard boy
big boys
yell out
go hard man
i love aussie culture
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kylie minogue
"red blooded woman"
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put on kylie's album
i wanna have a sing
.
.
.
later...
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the wizard put on a show
at home in the valley
.
"how many laps ya done man ?"
i dunno man
i don;t count em
you work here ?
"mate of the owner"
.
.
.
have a good night
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it's paint
just like on your face
yeah , you can touch it
hi
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"got a fuckin big smile"
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i'm a wizard
obviously
the wizard shark fin is cause i'm a surfer
surfing the land
ya dig it ?
cool...
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man that is cool
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my waves can go for an hour and half
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"didn;t he smile ?"
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you've got lots of time
you're a young man
don;t put time constraints on it
ya dont have to get it done in five minutes
everybody hurts
if you look for negative you'll find it
look for positives
hard at first
but it gets easier
that sounds like a positive
better than me man
you're studying
ya paid your money
and you're doing it
.
.
.
no worries
you have a good night too
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next to the car
while changing unicycles
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i'm not a natural man
took me six months to cross the street
i just make it look easy
lots of practise
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yeah i can do ya some bunny hops
loves to jump that unicycle
gotta go do up the crank bolts
oh spirit of lockktite don;t fail me now
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"put dinner on while you're at it"
ok sweetheart
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brb
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used permatex
steaks cookin
and th pasta
washed the car
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pissed on the cat
no
that aint right
big black bastard wanted a cuddle
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just saw a chunk of bud
escpae th pipe
and hit th floor
somethin to find later
when i need it
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stoner philosophy
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i don;t know what it is about us australians
actually
no
i think i do
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hey kylie
get a big black dog up ya
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watchin th whole
paris hilton video
at the party at robbies house
last week
had to stop watchin it
that chick is a dead ringer for jane in the sack
next night
bumpin into jane
for pj's 18th
she's just had another blonde dye job
and a hair straighten
it goes wild as soon as it gets wet
careful showering
looked more like paris than ever
everything happens for a purpose
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pulled the
woke up
got out of bed
kicked paris hilton in the head
to a crowd
got a good giggle
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well she wouldnt fuck me man
rules of my bed
pushed her out
she fell on the floor
tooo fucked to move
and fell asleep
i wouldn;t sleep wth all those power cables up my butt
the computer
has got a menagerie
i can see thirteen leads all plugged in from here
you alright down there ?
should i send down some drugs ?
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brb
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shuddup kylie
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pink floyd
"time"
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ah markie
i asked him if the animals had been fed
he said he;d get to it
watchin the movie
holes
bout a family curse
our family curse is a pisser
but the magic is supposed to compensate ye for it
balance...
[second pass]
stoned prick
he was bein smart
then went to bop me
with the basball bat from the show [ekka]
and knocked the dvd controller over
and it went
stop
and i said
see markie
dont play with the wizard
while its dead
go and feed the dogs and the cat
and ya can find your place when ya get back
these things always happen for a reason
gotta be maddening for the student
ah fuck man
the magic prick
he doesn;t yell like dad
he just twists shit
and shit happens
it was a good bit too
he's fuckin laughin at me
where does dad's car stop ?
i'm a wizard too
<<<Smile>>>
yeah ok
i'll go feed
em
digger had a swipe at me markie
means he wants food
[second pass]
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where's th art gunna take us tonight ?
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i look at my car
as an artist
stark
black and white theme
grey inside
we can do somethin about that
or maybe just go all grey interior
it'll happen when it happens
we can get colour changer for the trim
she's clean on th eoutside
dirty pon the inside
and jennifer two has soiled th passenger seat
left a discgraceful puddle
of grease and oil
<<< smile >>>
now i feel more goooder
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markie
after i finished my dinner
washin my plate
comes up behind me ith digger
the big black cat
and sticks him on my back
well behaved but
he knows better than to stick his claws into me
only bitten me once
he wont do that again
i bit him back
i'm a bigger nastier critter than you are
show some respect
just bite hard enough
the way they do
if ya understand critters
i got brought up on a working small farm
critters are critters
ever seen a dog drive a tractor ?
it's a freaky experience
they don;t steer for shit
but little brothers dog
would have his paws on the wheel
only critter on the tractor
walked into ashed
thursday afternoon
three dogs
all said gday
i barked at the pigdog
it barked back at me
and came runnin over for a cuddle
a funny dog she was too
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gotta find that pho
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goldwing sidecar
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with red sittin in it
wants to go for a ride
he was a maniac monkey in a sidecar
barked like mad
had a fuckin ball
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on a
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that he's destroyed
old make up eyes
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sly little fucker
and bore grudges
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hang on
.
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fiddled with time
not for the first time
doctor who ?
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nice bein a witchdoctor
they ring with their complaints
at all hours
and demand a paulie fix
i'm feelin like shit
make me feel good
?
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"i get on so well with you"
tell me about it
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gotta get that rollins band clip outta
long term storage
liar
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sorry
been doin some art
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artist
since i've been loving you
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should say led zeppelin live somewhere
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found my toolbelt
and george
the hemp doll
bit of voodoo
dont mind me and my mother and her mother
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batteries on the charger
press
on the belly again
but in spiderman mode
you'll see it later
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art
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last day of the ekka
and the valley is right next door
thanks folks
same time next year
means the sun;s comin
it's our festival kinda
marks th end of winter
such as it is
in the subtropics
th local wizard goes nuts
here cum the sun...
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the sun blazes in oz
it gets stinkin fuckin hot
the bronzed wizard loves it
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not that my tan is all that crash out right now
only been a week or so
you could wash withotu a shirt ont he roof
freeze your nipples off otherwise
little brother yesterday
flickin water at me
and i'm shriekin
but we're havin fun
playin on your roof
couple of big kids really...
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i told him
twleve is cool without a call
if he gets laid and needs more time
or about to
you know what i mean
i can change my plans
they're fluid
i dunno where im goin this weekend
and i dont really care
but money has told me
where im goin
and what im doin
welcom to the real world
who fuckin cares
have fun anyway...
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orange pants for red
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this home made bourbon packs a punch
dont like drinkin alone
gunna go watch some telly with the boy
get mellow
sorry
more mellow
mellow orange...
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"instead of roadkill"
can;t wait for that one to come back
"yeah i can"
me too
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fuckin land surfer and his deal with the devil
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"his deal with th all god is worse"
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still think he's a prick
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"gotta take the edge off that one"
"somethin lite"
***
spiderman on drugs
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had brucie on the phone
looks like floyd is leaving us
he had gas
ex cab
i aint runnin on propane
yow man
th poor engine
hi octane
brucie's got a v8
draining his wallet
yeah man
i just want my rims and tyres back for spares
when i wear out the widies
we whack th littlies on
with the dealer trims
till i get some more widies
saw some massive flares the other day with little brother
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he's a nosy little fucker
do i sound like me now ?
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we go back a long way
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rip it up slaloms
on a skateboard
down the hills of kuta
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smashing pumpkins
"rat in a cage"
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"you haven;t rung"
ok
i know
she;s a girl
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sleeping with other ppl
knocks my sexuality around too much
what are you offering ?
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'hey paulie"
ok
back
"when did you say th wizard would return ?"
when the wizard can afford it
dont do it for money
and can only come when i can afford it
i'm sorry
the wizard just appears
and disappears
kinda based on what's in my wallet
you can only go where you can go
ppl smile everywhere
bit like that chick
she's got thirty guys who
wanna fuck her up at the pub
i got a thousand ppl here
who wanna smile
and a thousand ppl there
who wanna smile
they smile everywhere...
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"what will it cost us to visit catwoman ?"
ya have to allow for th painiller
that's th killer
and enough painkiller
for the four days after as well
even if she fucked ya
and she;s well capable of smokin her share
"that makes it expensive"
if we can afford it catwoman
tonight
we ride with
enough to buy fuel
there and back
we got smokes
cant buy a drink
and one bud for the night
have a coupel of home made bourbons
get the mood of the crowd
b one of the ppl
out there
out there
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gotta keep back our fuel money
for the week
next budget sunday night
paulie and jenny's pirate tv version 2
dont give a fuck there;s no vision
no sound
a fucked presenter
the dickhead in charge has bipolar disorder
with ghosts fuckin everywhere
and a family curse
but
ya gotta look at th positives
i got a
priceless gift
can;t buy it anywhere
magic
.
.
.
the wizard
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p.s.
got permission to borrow markies baseball bat
figured out how to carry it
have it hidin behind my back
i can think of a couple of twists already
it's on my utility belt man
where the fuck is the xf ute that was hangin here ?
still bringin good money
bastard utility belt
hang on to em tighter
at this point
the drugs kick in
and the wizard goes
ah fuck man
i was watchin rock school with markie
haven;t had my third bath for the day
later folks
get off me digger
big black cat
i aint tellin ppl to get a big black cat up em
they won;t take it the right way
especially after those tales that doris told
doris is a legend
the girls talk about her in hushed tones
her powers of persuasion
are extensive
black magic woman
sorry babe
ya pushed the wrong button
i'm a black magic man
and if i get irritable
i go walkabout...
...
it;s good to go walkabout
on the unicycle
surfin
seein what i can see...
life as an adventure
have fun...