afgrrm weekly statistics (10/10/09)
bruce
(Version: 3.32-jc20051017)
Copyleft (C) Davide G. M. Salvetti <sa...@debian.org>, 1998,
Modified by Bernard M. Piller <ber...@bmpsystems.com>, 1999,
Modified by Jochen Striepe <joc...@tolot.escape.de>, 2000-2001,
Modified by Joshua Crawford <jgcrawfo...@gmail.com>, 2003-2005.
Newsgroup................: alt.fan.grrm
Time stamp...............: Fri 9 Oct 2009 (GMT) 16:31
Start....................: Fri 2 Oct 2009 (GMT) 17:34
End......................: Fri 9 Oct 2009 (GMT) 15:39
Days.....................: 7
Messages.................: 33
Authors..................: 8
Messages per author......: 4.1
Characters...............: 115372
Average message length...: 3496.1
Messages per day.........: 4.7
Characters per day.......: 16481
Quoting ratio............: 48.4% (lines) 52.5% (chars)
Top 50 threads (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
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1) Chapter of the Week - AGoT: Danaerys .....................: 14 2.0 42.4%
2) Repost: Chapter of the Week - AGoT: Catelyn ..............: 7 1.0 21.2%
3) Book News ................................................: 5 0.7 15.2%
4) "You're being shagged by a rare parrot" ..................: 3 0.4 9.1%
5) afgrrm weekly statistics (03/10/09) ......................: 3 0.4 9.1%
6) Any good synopsis available? .............................: 1 0.1 3.0%
Top 50 authors (#1: reg. Linux user, #2: total mesgs, #3: mesgs/day, #4: share)
===============================================================================
1) Ben ..................................................... : 11 1.6 33.3%
2) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 9 1.3 27.3%
3) Will in New Haven ....................................... : 5 0.7 15.2%
4) Penelope ................................................ : 3 0.4 9.1%
5) chro...@gmail.com ...................................... : 2 0.3 6.1%
6) Michelle J. Haines ...................................... : 1 0.1 3.0%
7) Sandusky ................................................ : 1 0.1 3.0%
8) bruce ......................................... (#173468) : 1 0.1 3.0%
Top 50 user agents (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
=================================================================
1) G2/1.0 .................................................: 19 2.7 57.6%
2) Forte Free Agent 3.3/32.846 ............................: 9 1.3 27.3%
3) Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118 ................................: 3 0.4 9.1%
4) Thunderbird 2.0.0.23 (Windows/20090812) ................: 1 0.1 3.0%
5) bruce's autopost scripts ...............................: 1 0.1 3.0%
Top 50 URL's (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
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No URL's were mentioned more than once.
Top 50 quoting ratios (#1: qlines/wlines, #2: qchars/wchars, #3: total msg's)
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1) chro...@gmail.com .....................................: 74.6% 76.8% 2
2) Ben ....................................................: 57.5% 56.0% 11
3) Michelle J. Haines .....................................: 54.5% 77.7% 1
4) Penelope ...............................................: 46.4% 67.0% 3
5) Chucky & Janica ........................................: 44.5% 55.9% 9
6) Will in New Haven ......................................: 28.9% 32.0% 5
7) Sandusky ...............................................: 0.0% 0.0% 1
8) bruce ..................................................: 0.0% 0.0% 1
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Will in New Haven
> StatNews Report
> (Version: 3.32-jc20051017)
>
> Copyleft (C) Davide G. M. Salvetti <sa...@debian.org>, 1998,
> 6) Michelle J. Haines ...................................... : 1 0.1 3.0%
> 7) Sandusky ................................................ : 1 0.1 3.0%
> 8) bruce ......................................... (#173468) : 1 0.1 3.0%
>
> Top 50 user agents (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
> =================================================================
>
> 1) G2/1.0 .................................................: 19 2.7 57.6%
> 2) Forte Free Agent 3.3/32.846 ............................: 9 1.3 27.3%
> 3) Forte Agent 4.2/32.1118 ................................: 3 0.4 9.1%
> 4) Thunderbird 2.0.0.23 (Windows/20090812) ................: 1 0.1 3.0%
> 5) bruce's autopost scripts ...............................: 1 0.1 3.0%
>
> Top 50 URL's (#1: total messages, #2: mesgs/day, #3: share)
> ===========================================================
>
> No URL's were mentioned more than once.
>
> Top 50 quoting ratios (#1: qlines/wlines, #2: qchars/wchars, #3: total msg's)
> =============================================================================
>
> 2) Ben ....................................................: 57.5% 56.0% 11
> 3) Michelle J. Haines .....................................: 54.5% 77.7% 1
> 4) Penelope ...............................................: 46.4% 67.0% 3
> 5) Chucky & Janica ........................................: 44.5% 55.9% 9
> 6) Will in New Haven ......................................: 28.9% 32.0% 5
> 7) Sandusky ...............................................: 0.0% 0.0% 1
> 8) bruce ..................................................: 0.0% 0.0% 1
>
> statnews.pl is downloadable as
> http://www.geocities.com/mortarn/usenet/statnews.pl-3.32-jc20051017.gz
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> Anyone who cannot cope with mathematics is not fully human.
What is this business of quoting someone and not attributing in your
sig? Anyway, I think Penny should get extra credit for shagging that
endangered parrot for our and his entertainment.
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Will in New Haven
Ben
>
> 1) Ben ..................................................... : 11 1.6 33.3%
> 2) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 9 1.3 27.3%
> 3) Will in New Haven ....................................... : 5 0.7 15.2%
> 4) Penelope ................................................ : 3 0.4 9.1%
> 6) Michelle J. Haines ...................................... : 1 0.1 3.0%
> 7) Sandusky ................................................ : 1 0.1 3.0%
> 8) bruce ......................................... (#173468) : 1 0.1 3.0%
>
then promptly forgetting I existed, my dad for well, pretty much the
same thing. Most of all I want to thank the fans who used to post on
the group and now don't, freeing up the title. I shall wear the crown
in honor, at least until Ilya returns and I can't understand the
topics any more...
Ben
Chucky & Janica
wrote:
>Top 50 authors (#1: reg. Linux user, #2: total mesgs, #3: mesgs/day, #4: share)
>===============================================================================
>
> 1) Ben ..................................................... : 11 1.6 33.3%
> 2) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 9 1.3 27.3%
A new contender appears!
C&J
Chucky & Janica
<frodoli...@aol.com> wrote:
>> � 1) Ben ..................................................... : �11 �1.6 33.3%
>> � 2) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : � 9 �1.3 27.3%
>> � 3) Will in New Haven ....................................... : � 5 �0.7 15.2%
>> � 4) Penelope ................................................ : � 3 �0.4 �9.1%
>> � 5) chrom...@gmail.com ...................................... : � 2 �0.3 �6.1%
>> � 6) Michelle J. Haines ...................................... : � 1 �0.1 �3.0%
>> � 7) Sandusky ................................................ : � 1 �0.1 �3.0%
>> � 8) bruce ......................................... (#173468) : � 1 �0.1 �3.0%
>
>(sniff) I can't believe it. I want to thank my mother for creating me,
>then promptly forgetting I existed, my dad for well, pretty much the
>same thing. Most of all I want to thank the fans who used to post on
>the group and now don't, freeing up the title. I shall wear the crown
>in honor, at least until Ilya returns and I can't understand the
>topics any more...
You do know where that throne and crown have been. Don't you?
C&J
Ben
> On Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:38:20 -0700 (PDT), Ben
>
> >> 1) Ben ..................................................... : 11 1.6 33.3%
> >> 2) Chucky & Janica ......................................... : 9 1.3 27.3%
>
>
disgusting second hand symbols of office than no office at all...?
Ben
Will in New Haven
I think you can wear the crown safely if you leave it for six hours in
a high-radiation steam bath. That might work for the throne but I
would give it twelve hours to be sure.
Ben
itching...
Ben
Will in New Haven
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Will in New Haven
Radiation is the only cure for STD (Stupidity Transmitted
Defectiveness)
Ben
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
> On Oct 11, 7:35 pm, Ben <frodolives11...@aol.com> wrote:> On Oct 11, 2:32 pm, Will in New Haven<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
> > > I think you can wear the crown safely if you leave it for six hours in
> > > a high-radiation steam bath. That might work for the throne but I
> > > would give it twelve hours to be sure.
>
> > Darn, I just used boiling water, I guess that's why I am already
> > itching...
>
> <steps away> You'll be fine <steps further away> I'm sure <RUNS>
>
Wait! Don't leave me here alone with Chucky! Nobody deserves that
fate!
Ben
Penelope Periwinkle
>
> Wait! Don't leave me here alone with Chucky! Nobody deserves that
> fate!
Just get a regulation Hazmat suit if you really must out post Chucky.
It prevents
those embarrassing rashes. Or you could, you know, stay on
antibiotics.
Penelope
Will in New Haven
Chucky & Janica
<bill....@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
>> > > Sadly I do, I've been lurking on the group a long time. Better to have
>> > > disgusting second hand symbols of office than no office at all...?
>>
>> > I think you can wear the crown safely if you leave it for six hours in
>> > a high-radiation steam bath. That might work for the throne but I
>> > would give it twelve hours to be sure.
>>
>> Darn, I just used boiling water, I guess that's why I am already
>> itching...
>>
><steps away> You'll be fine <steps further away> I'm sure <RUNS>
Oh dear. Loss of bowel control is a classic symptom of secondary
exposure.
C&J
Ben
posts through that face-shield. <saddened> Maybe that's what happened
to the rest of this once vibrant group? Ran out of penicillin?
Ben
Will in New Haven
You think PENICILLIN would have any impact on the Chucky Virus? It
makes ebola look like a mild cold.
Penelope Periwinkle
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
>
> You think PENICILLIN would have any impact on the Chucky Virus? It
> makes ebola look like a mild cold.
Penicillin wouldn't have an impact on any virus. It's bactericidal,
not virucidal.
Penelope
Will in New Haven
I knew that. That's why it wouldn't work on the Chucky Virus. That and
the fact that NOTHING works on the Chucky Virus. That's why it is the
world's most feared Stupidity Transmitted Defectiveness.
Penelope Periwinkle
<bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
> On Oct 15, 9:39 am, Penelope Periwinkle <penpe...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > On Oct 14, 10:12 am, Will in New Haven
>
> > <bill.re...@taylorandfrancis.com> wrote:
>
> > > You think PENICILLIN would have any impact on the Chucky Virus? It
> > > makes ebola look like a mild cold.
>
> > Penicillin wouldn't have an impact on any virus. It's bactericidal,
> > not virucidal.
>
> I knew that. That's why it wouldn't work on the Chucky Virus. That and
> the fact that NOTHING works on the Chucky Virus. That's why it is the
> world's most feared Stupidity Transmitted Defectiveness.
Eat star anise (Illicium verum), lots of star anise. It's the plant
that they get the main ingredient for Tami-Flu from, so it might be
hard to find, but it has a good reputation for warding off virus
attacks. How did you think I could survive all those Welcome Dances
without becoming covered in nasty, pus oozing sores?
Penelope
Will in New Haven
By watching them, if at all, through leaded glass of course.