Further details at http://nylon.net/sabrina/media-films/gunslinger/index.htm
Ta muchly. Now you can go back to your siesta.
--
Thinks - how many sombrero-clad Goon/Sabrina lovers ARE there, I wonder?
Unthinks.
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I'm often spick, but never span.
> If any of you happens to be of a Mexican disposition, and you like
> Sabrina and you have cable TV, could you please be on the lookout for
> the 1958 movie "El Pistolero Fantasma" (AKA 'The Phantom Gunslinger',
> AKA 'The Ghost Gunman', AKA 'The Ghost Rider') on cable TV - it has
> Our Sabrina in it!
>
> Further details at
> http://nylon.net/sabrina/media-films/gunslinger/index.htm
>
> Ta muchly. Now you can go back to your siesta.
>
> Thinks - how many sombrero-clad Goon/Sabrina lovers ARE there, I
> wonder? Unthinks.
We don' need no steenking phantoms!
--
Martin S.
Is is 1958 as you say above, 1967 as per the site or 1970 as per IMDB?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368139
Cheers
David
>If any of you happens to be of a Mexican disposition, and you like
>Sabrina and you have cable TV, could you please be on the lookout for
>the 1958 movie "El Pistolero Fantasma" (AKA 'The Phantom Gunslinger',
>AKA 'The Ghost Gunman', AKA 'The Ghost Rider') on cable TV - it has Our
>Sabrina in it!
>
>Further details at http://nylon.net/sabrina/media-films/gunslinger/index.htm
Owwww . . . my head hurts trying to follow that plot. Otis Elevators
must be doing a roaring trade with all those trips to Heaven and back
to Tucca Flats.
Gracias anyway, Senor.
> Thinks - how many sombrero-clad Goon/Sabrina lovers ARE there, I wonder?
>
<frantically hides sombrero>
I am in no way mejican! Centini is true Italian name!
<gets sombrero and leaves...>
--
Waldo
*** Is This A Dead Parrot I See Before Me ***
To respond through email remove removespam
Wot you doing in here you naughty Waldo? Get back to your oven!!!
I can imagine a use for two sombreros with Sabrina
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Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
>>> Thinks - how many sombrero-clad Goon/Sabrina lovers ARE there, I
>>> wonder?
>>>
>>
>> <frantically hides sombrero>
>> I am in no way mejican! Centini is true Italian name!
>> <gets sombrero and leaves...>
>
> Wot you doing in here you naughty Waldo? Get back to your oven!!!
>
<ducks to avoid thwapping>
"Waldo Centini" <waldoREMOVE...@zonnet.nl> wrote in message
news:Xns971B84A...@130.133.1.18...
> Ophelia surprised us with
>
>>>> Thinks - how many sombrero-clad Goon/Sabrina lovers ARE there, I
>>>> wonder?
>>>>
>>>
>>> <frantically hides sombrero>
>>> I am in no way mejican! Centini is true Italian name!
>>> <gets sombrero and leaves...>
>>
>> Wot you doing in here you naughty Waldo? Get back to your oven!!!
>>
>
> <ducks to avoid thwapping>
not fast enough my guid man :)
Ouch!
*smirk*
>>>> <ducks to avoid thwapping>
>>>
>>> not fast enough my guid man :)
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Ouch!
>
> *smirk*
>
Well you may smirk! But I dare to bet that your smirk is nowhere near as
beautiful as Sabrina's smirk after a good thwapping! Now get your
excessively large feet off my sombrero and let me go.
Excuse me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since I give the thwappings MY smirk is
more beautiful than anyones smirk except Princess Judiths!!!!
O sticks Waldo's sombrero up where the sun don't shine and gives it a
twist for good measure!! Suck on THAT pal!!!
O's smirk rivals only mine! But methinks this is not about smirks but
about that rude comment about "excessively large feet." No woman of the
female gender will stand, yes stand, for such an insult! O's feet are
small and dainty-like, I tell you!
--Judith, taking a stand on feet
http://www.judithjacobs.com
> Suck on THAT pal!!!
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Sucks sombrero noisily.....
I like eet. Eet ees a nice sombrero. Eet ees worth a thwapping.
> O's feet are small and dainty-like, I tell you!
Yeah, sure..... Pppphhhhhhhhhhphphphphphrrrrrrrr.......
Quite so Princess Judith. I decided to take a dignified silence on such
lies! and that is why I decided to be a little aggressive in the matter
of the hat!
You tell 'em, my captinn!
--Uppity Princess J
http://www.judithjacobs.com
Waldo's name shall be entered into the 'book'. If he continues with
his bad bad attitude he may never be thwapped again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Binding of feet is outlawed and for good reason. Swimmers like to have
large feet.
--
David
Remove "farook" to reply
At the bottom of the application where it says
"sign here". I put "Sagittarius"
E-mail: justdas at iinet dot net dot au
That's GraALT+0231ias, SeALT+0241or. Look . .
зззззззззззззззззззззззззззззззззззз (Gas leak!)
сссссссссссссссссссссссссссссссссссс (Trying to start a stubborn car.)
And I really don't think the word 'flats' is at all appropriate in a message
containing the word 'Sabrina' - although the elevators might well refer to
her bra!
Jelly on a plate! Jelly on a plate!
And if yer don't wanna a graзias, don't sit on a freshly mown wet lawn,
mate!
Wooden tit be better to genetically engineer them so that they have
propellers?
Like I said - brimming!
THWAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
>
>
>> > O's feet are small and dainty-like, I tell you!
>>
>> Yeah, sure..... Pppphhhhhhhhhhphphphphphrrrrrrrr.......
>>
> Don't tell me she can lean forward at 45§ *without* the trick shoes whose
> heels fit into special clips on the stage!
>
They're not trick shoes! <ducks>
> Wooden tit
Mmmmmmm. wooden tit or large feet. Tough choice. <ducks>
But that is a trick nose on yer face innit?:)
>nemo surprised us with
>
>> Wooden tit
>
>Mmmmmmm. wooden tit or large feet. Tough choice. <ducks>
Depends on which you like chewing better.
Ahh there's thouseands who would love a *smirk* like that....
--
The Naughty Goonboy
Medicine req'd: A *THWAPP* daily
the a.f.g. Rogues Gallery: http://uk.geocities.com/rob_overfield/
"I know you're there, Moriarty, I can hear your socks!"
Missed!
Water bout the GM propellers though?
Wriggley's chewing bum?
I suppose. I guess.
*YOU* are a big fat fibberer wiv a long pointy nose wot is growing
longer by the minute!!!!
"I know you're there, Moriarty, I can hear your socks!"
And his feet's too big.
No Waldo. ... his *feets* are too big.
Pay attention at the back
Watch out guys! Hell hath no fury like a woman ('s feet) scorned!
--Judith
http://www.judithjacobs.com
<nittle-pickle> ('cos I had to change from Asian encoding to even see
it...a royal pain in the Netscapery)
Oh, no it's not! Well, the n-tilde is, but the c-cedilla ain't. Them
Latin-based lingos don't need no steenkin' cedillas in front of "i" or
"e"...
</nittle-pickle>
Geoff.
So long as it's not "feats".
It's old age, I tell you!
I'm told Pinocchio has the same trouble with his woodpecker.
I travelled to the Tate Modern on foot yesterday. I hopped all the way!
Like virgin coal - never mined.
Hopped eh?
>
>
I began with Netscrape, so say no mowwah!
>
> Oh, no it's not! Well, the n-tilde is, but the c-cedilla ain't. Them
> Latin-based lingos don't need no steenkin' cedillas in front of "i" or
> "e"...
>
> </nittle-pickle>
>
> Geoff.
>
I seen it writted like that though.
Nemo, alias Mr. P. Dantic.
Yup. On the right foot. I did try the wrong foot at first but I kept on
falling over.
One of the old museums I used to work in was in the centre of a village.
One resident of that village used to hop in to see me. He had a
prosthetic leg and often couldn't be bothered to put it on so used to
hop everywhere:))
>
>
Now that's hopping to it.
Was he auditioning for the role of Tarzan?
Note for the baffled: there was a famous sketch wth Peter Cook and Dudley
Moore where Dudley has one leg and auditions for the role of Tarzan. Peter
Cook tries gently to tell him he isn't suitable "Your right leg is perfect
for the part. I have nothing against your right leg. The trouble is neither
have you"
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
LOL I remember it
Grate mines thin ka-like!!! - except I remembered the circumflex - the
unkindest accent of all!
The 'Alan A-Dale' song was the best thing they did. Had my mum and me in
hysterics the first time it was on. I still remember the scene!
> Did he, a unidexter, ever audition for the rôle of Tarzan?
Not to my knowledge!
Well, I'm going to the Lowery next week so there.
--
Magnet.
Trust the media. Trust the government. Believe everything they say.
ooohh get 'im:)
Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! How unpleasant.
Phil E Stine
--
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
www.fsor.co.uk>
wossat mean den?
In this week's local newspaper, I seed "bows of holly"....
p'raps the same folk are writting everything these days??
("And we only need a 27-word dikshunnarie...", they boast)
Geoff.
(And I telephoned the local water-management authority to complain about
their *defining* (yet) a "watershed" as the valley-shaped
water-catchment area! "We've got a dozen words for the lowland bit",
quoth I, "but English has only one (special) word for the ridge along
which the water run-off divides. Please don't muck it about! Remember
it by its metaphorical use, as in: 'Indo-Chinese relations have reached
a new watershed', for example".)
Silly berks...
I fink I meant to display a contemptuous attitude to the works of Lowry, as
I don't consider him much of an artist.
Much the same for the pretentious crap in Tate Modern and produced by
soi-disant impressionists. My idea of impressionism is that it evolved
because it was a handy excuse for blokes what couldn't paint being able to
call themselves artists. I know lots of people don't agree and call upon
the likes of Rolf Harris to disprove my theory, but he is talented and most
of the others ain't.
If I what primitivism, I can always look at the drawings and paintings of
Spine Milligna Exquire, much more interesting. But if *you* like Lowry,
fine, fine, fine, I got no problem wid dat!
mAd dan
<rant>
My problem is with many of the modern, so-called, animators who use an
inverted image to show the character walking left or right and the
same sized image no matter how far away the character is supposed to
be, Most can't draw the proportions correctly putting eyes in the
middle of the forehead and ears near the top of the head. e.g "Angela
Anaconda", "South Park" and "Bromwell High". Most kids can draw better
than those "artists". Still I suppose they probably work for peanuts.
"South Park" is just crude.
</rant>
Actually I have no feelings at all on Lowry.
http://www.onelook.com/?w=watershed&ls=a
Quick definitions (watershed)
noun: a ridge of land that separates two adjacent river systems
noun: an event marking a unique or important historical change of course
or one on which important developments depend
Still haven't fathomed out why just about everyone and his dog says
'Vunlerable' for vulnerable though. Nucular is bad enough!
Neither has he as he's dead
yers:)
Look, Lowery is the only artist we ever had in this part of the world so
we got make the best of him, even if he is crap. Anyway I'm only going
because Sony Ericsson are holding their staff Christmas party there, and
so I get some free food and drinks.
Eet EEEEES nineteen seeexty seven, seeeeegnyor. Moooocho apologios,
muchachos. IMDB eees foool ov - how you say? - boobs?
They make boobies all time. Me have boobies some of time. They have
BIG boobies all time.
They BIG booby makers. Do not let baby sister go dancing with IMDB - bad
error! They do booby things all time with baby sister.
Hola!
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Thinks:
hehehehe.
By waiting until thread was deaded, I avoided a thwapping...
hehehehe!
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No better reason for going, and if the price is having dreadful daubs in the
background, Lay on MacDuff! Let Brian Sewell have the hindmost!!!
MAD daN
Wanna bet? I can hear that 'last tick stretching improperasain as I squeak!
Their Magnificences will get you any place, any time, anywhere....
--
The Naughty Goonboy
Medicine req'd: A *THWAPP* daily
the a.f.g. Rogues Gallery: http://uk.geocities.com/rob_overfield/
"I know you're there, Moriarty, I can hear your socks!"
I think it was "Any time, any place, anywhere" if you are referring to the
Martini advert.. And if you weren't referring to the Martini advert you
should have been
We used to sing -
Any time, any place, anywhere,
There's a girl with a gynormous pair!
Both the right one, and the left one,
Give Martini!
(Dons thwapp-proof armour and personal force field . . . .)
And what about, "You're never alone with a Strand", one version filmed at
Frognal Rise Hampstead, and "Guiness Guiness gives you strength - gives you
strength - gives you strength . . "? Toucan play at that game!
And with beer in those days, you were lucky if there was any alcohol in it
at all!
And the very first ad. "Gibbs SR - Fresh as a mountain stream" with the tube
in a block of ice, and ATV's logo going "BONG - ^BONG^ - BONG", and
Associated Redifusion with a white ratchet-wheel logo - or was that
something to do with ZETA?
Then there's 'H' aerials and the smaller ITV Yagis, and converting a set to
ITV by adding a Turret Tuner and a whole extra I.F. Strip? What a palaver
just to watch Hughie Green doing everything 'most sincerely.' He was another
miserable sod in real life.
We got a new set for ITV. A Murphey one with a sort of rounded wooden case
and the controls under a flap at the top. Opening the flap turned it on. It
was pretty good until the contacts on the Turret Tuner started to corrode.
We had the wrong type. It had stud contacts and sprung loops and always gave
trouble. The other type had contact blades between pairs of sprung ones.
Much better.
In the end, we hit the top of the set so many times to get a picture that is
started to fall apart. Then the CRT went low-emission and my Cousin Ivor,
who was an engineer, cured it by 'boosting' it, meaning he switched the
mains voltage selector down from 240 to 210V! The set used to warm the room
a little after that and when you switched it on, you could see the
reflection of the bright light from the poor little valve/tube that had the
lowest resistance heater reflected from off of the wall!
It was common practice after buying a valve set in those days, to identify
this valve and buy a couple of spares, coz it was this one that always blew
first.
BBC was on around 41Mc/s (remember those) in those days. An astonishingly
low frequency by modern standards. GHz were unknown except in RADAR, which
was still mostly hush-hush those days. Innit?
A lot of Mel Brooks' old and crude humour is taken literally and criticised
rotten as if that's all it is when it's actually the humour in the irony
that he's using the stuff that's what's funny . . . . er . . . Innit?!
The rest? Agreed. Not only were the cartoons I grew up with more accurately
and better drawn, they seemed much more alive. They actually breathed -
usually in time with the music. Much of today's stuff is just wooden and
lifeless.
Even the oldest cartoons still surviving like Nellie (?) the Dinosuar and,
so help me, Little Nemo, have much more artistry and creativity in them than
most modern stuff.
And why on earth bipedal cartoon characters all walk along with their
fingers pointing backwards?
Did he tell people that he was ill first?
He's the bugger, probably literally, who said that the Royal Academy
Exhibition wasn't intended for little old ladies to show water colours
they'd done in their back gardens! Bloody snob!
<rant!>
Hundreds of TONS of perfectly good artworks a year end up in land-fill sites
in this bloody country because of snobbery like that and the 'closed shop'
operated by dealers etc., the only thing wrong with them being that they're
done by amateurs.
And why? - when all art schools do is give no instruction on technique
whatsoever and just tell their students to do their own thing?!
Why the f*** should aspiring artists have to pay exorbitant fees to be told
that? Answer: To get a meaningless degree so that whatever they paint and
whatever it looks like, they'll have a good chance of selling it because
they'll be considered qualified and "professional"!
Even the term, 'Pot Boiler' which turns up regularly on the numerous
unending parade of antiques programmes on the BBC is an insulting misnomer
for an amateur work of art. Pot boilers were *not* amateur works. They were
crude and appealing-to-the-masses works done by *professionals* when
business was slack to earn a bit of cash to keep the pot boiling on the
stove!
And one of my favourite art books - because it's an absolute scream! - is on
landscapes and has photographs of the actual scenes the artist painted next
to his works. In every single photograph, the grass and trees are green, and
in every painting the grass and trees are bright orange! With
"professionals" like that, who needs idiots?!!!!
Thank heavens I was given it and didn't have to buy the damned thing!
</rant!>
Adam was ill first
>
>"David" <faro...@picknowl.com.au> wrote in message
>news:m9evo1p35ua5col79...@4ax.com...
[...]
>> <rant>
>> My problem is with many of the modern, so-called, animators who use an
>> inverted image to show the character walking left or right and the
>> same sized image no matter how far away the character is supposed to
>> be, Most can't draw the proportions correctly putting eyes in the
>> middle of the forehead and ears near the top of the head. e.g "Angela
>> Anaconda", "South Park" and "Bromwell High". Most kids can draw better
>> than those "artists". Still I suppose they probably work for peanuts.
>> "South Park" is just crude.
>> </rant>
>> --
>I think with South Park, the crude drawing is supposed to be part of the
>comedy. I believe it's done in 3DStudio Max so it's gotta be deliberate.
>
>A lot of Mel Brooks' old and crude humour is taken literally and criticised
>rotten as if that's all it is when it's actually the humour in the irony
>that he's using the stuff that's what's funny . . . . er . . . Innit?!
>
I rarely see anything funny in "South Park". Just rubs me the wrong
way as does "The Simpsons" which I see as glorifying mediocrity for
the most part,
>The rest? Agreed. Not only were the cartoons I grew up with more accurately
>and better drawn, they seemed much more alive. They actually breathed -
>usually in time with the music. Much of today's stuff is just wooden and
>lifeless.
>
>Even the oldest cartoons still surviving like Nellie (?) the Dinosuar and,
>so help me, Little Nemo, have much more artistry and creativity in them than
>most modern stuff.
>
Hear, hear.
>And why on earth bipedal cartoon characters all walk along with their
>fingers pointing backwards?
>
DUH!
Hence my characterisation of him as the devil. I don't like Sewer in the
least, he is a misogynist, a snob and worst of the lot, an irritating
bastard. I generally ignore his opinions but if I do hear some tripe
dribbling out of his mouth, I look at what he is criticising as deserving of
some balanced view.
What a pratt he is.
What are you in terms of labels, Nemo - Realist, expressionist,
impressionist or summat else?
Mad DanVinCi
That's a point. How did he die? From nagging?
I also like to do *hugely* detailed drawings, spending weeks on them.
As I've mentioned before, I gave up on classes completely because I got fed
up to the back teeth with tutors who's own work was pretty abysmal telling
me I was using "far too much detail"! - simply because a) *they* couldn't
bloody do it, b) draughtsmanship is unfashionable, and c) if they expected
that sort of thing of their students they wouldn't get very many and that'd
be bad for business! Better to let them daub and tell them they're
brilliant!
I've posted it at the top of news:alt.binaries.clip-art
Sewer likes daubs - as long as the artist has a very large label reading
"PROFESSIONAL" stuck on his arse of course!