Re: ! - PSsssssssss - Her again! - Nope, sorry. 'It' again!

Nemo

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Apr 14, 2013, 4:22:27 PM4/14/13

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On 14/04/2013 10:43, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <0Mkat.17082$dE2....@fx20.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Still trying to justify your way of life...
>>>>>>>> No need - because . . .
>>>>>>>> Nemo. (Still alive!)
>>>>>>> Your just fighting to stay that way?
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> It's "you're"! - and no. I wouldn't call taking a few tablets fighting.
>>>>>> They work and that's that, which is more than I have to do these days.
>>>>>> :oPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>>>> No body light a match .....
>>>> That was on oral raspberry, not a full-blown raspberry tart!
>>> But it still stink, from tart to finish.
>> What's wrong? Three fairly good ones in one week! Urin proving.
>> Was it a grey tart - or a piece of grey tart? And if so, witch gallery
>> did they hang it in - Deaddee Thuggee Thatcher's favourite, The Hate
>> Modern? - and was she hung in there as well?
> Are you trying to flan the flames?
>
Are they cremating her then?? I wooden toff thought so. The air
pollution and terrible sulphurous smell would kill most of London! They
should put her on a powerful catafalque and shoot her out into space!!

No. No. I take that back. All the other planets would shoot off to other
galaxies somewhere to avoid such a vile cargo and that would cause
gravitational effects that could destroy the Earth!

Good news: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22145306

And they're putting the fucking cow on a par with Churchill now by
having the Queen attend! That really is disgusting!

Churchill (with help from the yEncs of course - credit where it's due)
ended a war where Hitler was bombing our industry to bits, and then she
came along and closed the rest by having police behaving like Nazi thugs
beating up workers - men women *and children* - and by bankrupting the
whole bloody country. Am I the only one who remembers this?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-22125280

That's what happens when a PM is also a Templar!

And it's just been confirmed on the News that one of the corrupt
businessmen who went to gaol after the Guinness Scandal years ago has
been invited to the fucking cow's funeral!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinness_share-trading_fraud

After that, I still wouldn't condone the funeral being disrupted, but I
wouldn't be too upset if it were either!

It'll get worse before Wednesday - you watch!

And, miracle of miracles - there's actually a discussion on LBC at the
moment that *isn't* about Deadee Thuggee Thatcher at last! HOORAYYYY!

Nope. I was wrong. The stupid git is accepting calls about her again.

Other groups:
These are my views now after all the selective memory and gross
hypocrisy that her death has provoked.

The disgust I feel at the huge steaming fly-covered stinking pile of
hubris that has appeared since her death based on everything from
selective memory to downright lies, probably combined with 'D' Notices
being issued banning mantion of her more savage policies is beyond
belief - so do what yer like.

[Whining tone . .] "Heeeeee attacked myyyy politics!!!!!!" Sod it.
That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!

Bill Taylor

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Apr 15, 2013, 2:20:54 AM4/15/13

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I tend to agree with most of your anti-Snatcher remarks, but...

>Deadee Thuggee Thatcher

I don't get this. Is it a pun of some sort?

> These are my views now after all the selective memory and gross
> hypocrisy that her death has provoked.

Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
But I still approve and admire her for whacking
that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

-- El presidente Fred!

R C Nesbit

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Apr 15, 2013, 7:31:53 AM4/15/13

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Bill Taylor spoke:

> Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
> But I still approve and admire her for whacking
> that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!

Do you not remember that at the time she was heading for
electoral defeat, having tripled unemployment in her first
term, then totally ignored intelligence about the Argies -
she could have just sent in a gunboat and a few troops to
deter them, but and invasion and subsequent events were a
risk she (and the people who died) took to save her
political neck!

--
Rab C Nesbit
I'm an idiot, you know!
Then why are you leaving England?
Too much competition!

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 15, 2013, 8:27:41 AM4/15/13

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In article <aeEat.78982$FD.3...@fx32.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
wrote:

A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 15, 2013, 10:34:56 AM4/15/13

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>Rab C Nesbit
>I'm an idiot, you know!
>Then why are you leaving England?
>Too much competition!

We all know the left hates competition!

Nemo

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Apr 15, 2013, 6:33:06 PM4/15/13

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And for murdering 600 sailors on a battleship sailing *away* from the
Falklands "because it might have turned around"!

And teh sub's log book was found to be missing when it returned! All
together now . . . Oh what a surprise!!

Like I said - nobody seems to be able to remember the bad bits. I hope
Saint Peter and the Archangel Michael remember them.

Nemo (Still alive!)

Nemo

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Apr 15, 2013, 6:43:05 PM4/15/13

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On 15/04/2013 12:31, R C Nesbit wrote:
> Bill Taylor spoke:
>> Her domestic policies were hateful OC.
>> But I still approve and admire her for whacking
>> that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!
>
> Do you not remember that at the time she was heading for
> electoral defeat, having tripled unemployment in her first
> term, then totally ignored intelligence about the Argies -
> she could have just sent in a gunboat and a few troops to
> deter them, but and invasion and subsequent events were a
> risk she (and the people who died) took to save her
> political neck!
>

What actually sparked the Falklands war was her removing a gunboat from
an island close to the Falklands which also belonged to the UK but was
under dispute, and everybody and his dog over here except the Tory press
of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
Falklands. It did.

A deadly stunt deliberately provoked just to obtain votes. Bill gives
her precisely the admiration which she contrived and engineered.

Anyone remember the horrific film clip of one of our soldiers being
helped off the battlefield by comrades with one of his lower legs blown
off and with the tendons flapping about like ribbons?? Her doing?

Nemo (Still alive!)

Nemo

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Apr 15, 2013, 7:08:41 PM4/15/13

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Her having workers, together with their women and sometimes, children,
on, at the time, legal picket lines, being beaten to a pulp by police
*and* by troops in police uniforms demonstrated perfectly how much
Thatcher and the right hated competition and opposition an dthe truly
vicious inhuman tactics they're prepared to use when it turns out that
those who they expect to behave like obedient little minions and march
peacefully with their heads bowed to the Dole queues suddenly say no and
start sticking up for themselves!

And re- remarks about Arthur Scargill. Remember. He predicted that
Thatcher wanted to close the pits right from the start, and this was
vehemently denied all along by her, her government and the American
henchman she brought it to do the job!! And Scargill turned out to be
dead right. Another thing that so many people allegedly don't remember.

Nemo (Still alive - and kicking!)

Bill Taylor

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Apr 16, 2013, 12:51:21 AM4/16/13

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On Apr 15, 11:31 pm, R C Nesbit <s...@ukrm.net> wrote:

> > But I still approve and admire her for whacking
> > that dago tinpot general in the south Atlantic!
>
> Do you not remember that at the time she was heading for
> electoral defeat,

Undoubtedly the electoral situation influenced her decision to
re-take the Falklands. But...

> she could have just sent in a gunboat and a few troops to
> deter them, but and invasion and subsequent events were a

> risk she took to save her political neck!

...the suggestion that she deliberately *provoked* an Argie
invasion is pretty ridiculous.

Never attribute to conspiracy what can be explained by stupidity!

b

Bill Taylor

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Apr 16, 2013, 12:56:59 AM4/16/13

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On Apr 16, 10:43 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> of course, said that this would sent all the wrong signals to the
> Argentinians and make them believe it might be safe to go after the
> Falklands. It did.

They said the same about the first Iraq war and Bush.
No doubt the Romans said it about the Carthaginians,
and vice versa.

Signals, opportunities, whatnots are virtually irrelevant when
it comes to assigning culpability. He who fires the first shot
is almost automatically in the wrong.

-- Bill of the high ground

** "If you don't accede to our demands, we will shoot
** the hostages and it will be YOUR responsibility!"

Bill Taylor

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Apr 16, 2013, 1:03:02 AM4/16/13

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On Apr 16, 11:08 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> And re- remarks about Arthur Scargill. Remember. He predicted that
> Thatcher wanted to close the pits right from the start, and this was
> vehemently denied all along by her, her government and the American
> henchman she brought it to do the job!! And Scargill turned out to be
> dead right.

Alas, Scargill made a very easy target!

As did the whole British union movement before 1980, come to that.

Peter Sellars' film "I'm All Right Jack" really did sum up what
a lot of people thought about unions and their practices.
A lot more than half the country thought that, I'd guess.

And with mention of Sellars, we return you to your OT newsgroup
topics!

-- Boomerang Bill

** I had a boomerang once; but no matter how much I tried
** to get rid of it, it always seemed to turn up again!

GordonD

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Apr 16, 2013, 7:52:21 AM4/16/13

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"Nemo" <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message
news:0o%at.260$sI1...@fx09.fr7...

Remember the victory parade, where they wanted to keep the maimed servicemen
hidden at the back because their injuries would remind the public that war
wasn't all glamour and glory?
--
Gordon Davie
Edinburgh, Scotland

"Slipped the surly bonds of Earth...to touch the face of God."

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2013, 9:59:25 AM4/16/13

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Boo! Meringue!: A surprise egg-white dessert.

I don't eat Topics, or Snickers - and the least said about Marathons at
the moment the better!

And don't forget, in 'I'm All Right Jack' the manggmnt turned out to be
a bunch of crooks.

Trouble is: Sellers' performance was so damned good that it's all anyone
remembers from the film.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 16, 2013, 10:59:48 AM4/16/13

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>...the suggestion that she deliberately *provoked* an Argie
>invasion is pretty ridiculous.
>
>Never attribute to conspiracy what can be explained by stupidity!
>

Or National Pride and Ego ...

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2013, 4:18:17 PM4/16/13

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If something is wrong and disreputable, it remains wrong and
disreputable however many times it's been done before.

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2013, 4:21:45 PM4/16/13

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Thanks for reminding me. Disgusting.

And what about that chap who was badly burned. I think he got it in a
later conflict, I'm not sure. He kept getting thrown out of restaurants
in case he upset the customers!

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2013, 4:24:56 PM4/16/13

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Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Or am I the only one to notice that as well?

Nemo

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Apr 16, 2013, 5:35:03 PM4/16/13

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On 16/04/2013 11:19, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <mO%at.377$xs...@fx28.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

> wrote:
>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
>>>
>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
>>>

>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
> The quit interrupting us...
>
Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
it off em?

Actually, I posted an apology for my remark, as being too harsh -
x-posted here from a.f.goons and it looks like it's not got here yet.

In fact, this entire thread was marked as read on here (a.h.puns) by
Thunderbird as the messages were received and before I saw them. Very odd.

I know it's such a heinous crime to remove someone else's posts from a
group that people have been thrown permanently off-line by their ISPs
for doing so - but praps someone's come up with another less-serious
trick that just hides messages in this way - or praps Thunderbird is
total and utter crap! Wadi Yatinq?

In fact the only thing Blunderthird's really good at is bulk downloading
yEnc files straight into a nominated folder. You select em and
right-click 'Save', then select the folder where you want em put, where
they can be decoded separately later.

Iyyy suppose this is a bit like Tit Borrent.

Don't tell anybody! The entertainment industry loathe Tit Borrent.

Oh dear - how sad - never mind!

The phrase is in here somewhere . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Qr4521pdA

Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 17, 2013, 5:02:45 AM4/17/13

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Simon Weston? He found fame.

--
It's a money /life balance.

Nemo

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Apr 17, 2013, 7:15:27 AM4/17/13

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-22180329

I didn't go down there. I overslept as usual and will be steering well
clear of the whole thing.

That blokes right. �30million spent on the nearest thing we've had in
this country to a nazi PM. I was quite genuinely afraid that she might
go that way - she was so near to those sort of policies, except it would
have been working-class people being exterminated this time.

Thank heavens teh cabinet sacked her when they did.

Nemo

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 17, 2013, 8:39:44 AM4/17/13

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In article <dujbt.8047$to7....@fx26.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
> >>>
> >>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
> >>>
> >> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
> >> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
> > The quit interrupting us...
> >
> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
> it off em?

I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 17, 2013, 10:52:07 AM4/17/13

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>> >>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
>> >>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
>> >> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
>> >> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
>> > The quit interrupting us...
>> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
>> it off em?
>I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.

You need an amplifire on Guy Fawkes night ...

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 17, 2013, 10:53:55 AM4/17/13

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>>> Remember the victory parade, where they wanted to keep the maimed
>>> servicemen hidden at the back because their injuries would remind the
>>> public that war wasn't all glamour and glory?
>>
>> Thanks for reminding me. Disgusting.
>>
>> And what about that chap who was badly burned. I think he got it in a
>> later conflict, I'm not sure. He kept getting thrown out of restaurants
>> in case he upset the customers!
>
>Simon Weston? He found fame.

... but not fortune.
Will O'l bummer run the British Marathon?

Bill Taylor

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Apr 18, 2013, 2:15:24 AM4/18/13

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On Apr 17, 1:59 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> > ** I had a boomerang once; but no matter how much I tried
> > ** to get rid of it, it always seemed to turn up again!
>
> Boo! Meringue!:

Did you get the phone? - probably one of your pals.
Anyway, I'm pretty sure a boomer rang.

> A surprise egg-white dessert.

??? Pls x-plane. (Should be the xy-plane, but I'm not very wise!)

> and the least said about Marathons at the moment the better!

Quite, It's an explosive topic!

> And don't forget, in 'I'm All Right Jack' the management

> turned out to be a bunch of crooks.

Of course! But we expect that. So who's to cheer for,
when it's one bunch of crooks against another?

> Trouble is: Sellers' performance was so damned good
> that it's all anyone remembers from the film.

Fantastically good! But the other main actors were very good too.
I particularly remember among the not-quite-extras, there was
a really tall gangly fellow who was part of Sellars' shop-floor
union entourage. I don't think he had a single line, but
he impressed me enormously.

-- Bill posters

Bill Taylor

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Apr 18, 2013, 2:17:50 AM4/18/13

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Quite.
Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,

Bill Taylor

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Apr 18, 2013, 2:24:00 AM4/18/13

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On Apr 17, 8:24 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
> PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!

Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
that the next day they would
"GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
in the most convincingly stentorian tones.

Wonderful stuff!

-- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 18, 2013, 10:04:26 AM4/18/13

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>Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
>a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
>on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
>for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
>to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
>Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
>hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
>that the next day they would
> "GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
>in the most convincingly stentorian tones.

BamBam is trying that trick waggling his pinkie ...

Roger the Saurus

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Apr 18, 2013, 6:48:50 PM4/18/13

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> In article <dujbt.8047$to7....@fx26.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
> >>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
> >>>
> >>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
> >>>
> >> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
> >> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
> > The quit interrupting us...
> >
> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
> it off em?

We used to discuss the Goons on this group and make a lot of silly, funny
comments and occasionally answer sensible questions about the Goons. Then we
got invaded by a lot of trolls writing about all sorts of weird sex and
hurling insults at each other. It's reasonably easy to avoid them. Now
people who purport to be Goon fans are making malicious comments. Go
elsewhere and do it. Leave this group to those who want to talk about the
Goons, sound like the Goons and be the Goons. And if that means it's just
me, Judith and Bill Taylor left, so be it.
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)

I'm the famous Eccles

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Apr 18, 2013, 8:19:16 PM4/18/13

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"Roger the Saurus" wrote in message
news:O6mdnV77S8XN5e3M...@bt.com...

I heared you my capting, I heared you, I did.

Lance Private Bottule reporting for dooty, with liquorice rifle and dolly
mixture bullets.

I don't like dis gayme, the only deaded people we should be talkin' 'bout
should be me an' Eccules.

--
Don't worry what people think, not many people do it.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 19, 2013, 11:19:17 AM4/19/13

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>Go elsewhere and do it. Leave this group to those who want to talk about the
>Goons, sound like the Goons and be the Goons. And if that means it's just
>me, Judith and Bill Taylor left, so be it.

>Roger the Saurus

>(remove bollix to reply)

>I heared you my capting, I heared you, I did.

>I don't like dis gayme, the only deaded people we should be talkin' 'bout
>should be me an' Eccules.

Sometimes ya just goota go ... OW !!!

Judith

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Apr 19, 2013, 5:06:25 PM4/19/13

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In article <O6mdnV77S8XN5e3M...@bt.com>,

The trouble here started with two people cross-posting: to a group of
seriously disturbed people by a former member of afg.; and to the nasty
pun group by Nemo.

Please do NOT cross-post!

Judith, proud survivor of a nearly-extinct yet noble newsgroup.

--
Nature is a large damp space where birds fly about uncooked.
-Oscar Wilde

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 6:27:27 PM4/19/13

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I don't remember it.

I'll have to have a look on "EWE TUBE"!

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 6:43:09 PM4/19/13

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There's a slightly different version which could be called 'Bully's
Logic' which goes,

Look! Shutcher face!!! Doan make me avvter it yer! I'll urrcher an it'll
be your fault!!

And why do all the little criminules and suspects in the fly-on-the-wall
police documentaries: 'Road Wars', 'Police Camera Action' and suchlike,
always say, "Geddat cam'rata marr faahysss!" - the 't' in 'cam'rata'
being a glottal stop - or is that a clottal stop?

And the remarkable thing is: they all say it using exactly the same
phonetics and in exactly the same tone of voice!!

And BTW. I had a blood test on Wednesday and somehow, in conversation,
the Flea-bottom-mist happened to warn direly that Maggie might well be
looking down on us from above. I replied, "Right person - wrong direction!"

Raised a bit of a laugh.

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 7:01:29 PM4/19/13

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On 17/04/2013 13:39, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <dujbt.8047$to7....@fx26.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
>>>>>
>>>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
>>>>>
>>>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
>>>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
>>> The quit interrupting us...
>>>
>> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
>> it off em?
> I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.
>

Iyyyyyyyyyyyy got wunner dese - last year. Gets over the top of just
about everything - including my opstairsekkers' kids stamping about and,
before they moved out, the pratts downstairs putting rubbish on in their
main bedroom. I put a second pair of speakers in mine especially for
'em!! The amp sounds damned good as well.

http://www.johnlewis.com/yamaha-a-s500-amplifier-black/p231332219

And Iyy haven't rambled for ages!

Neither az this bloke. Eez dead! Oooooo-arrr!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBZGW9cguTs

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 7:08:43 PM4/19/13

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Pint taken. (Don't tell my doctor!)

X-posts remyooved from now on. If not, it'll be because I forgot.

Nemo

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Apr 19, 2013, 7:10:09 PM4/19/13

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Oooohh! Owwwwwww often's dat den?

MartinS

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Apr 20, 2013, 12:40:05 AM4/20/13

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Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> Bill Taylor wrote:
>> Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

Even if they're from Oop North?

--
Martin S

Frederick Williams

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Apr 20, 2013, 5:32:17 AM4/20/13

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Ewe tube if you want to, the lady's not for tubing.

--
When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by
this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him.
Jonathan Swift: Thoughts on Various Subjects, Moral and Diverting

Bill Taylor

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Apr 20, 2013, 6:43:27 AM4/20/13

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On Apr 20, 10:43 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:

> > Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,
>

> Look! Shutcher face!!! Doan make me avvter it yer! I'll urrcher an it'll
> be your fault!!

The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
wrong.

> And BTW. I had a blood test on Wednesday and somehow, in conversation,
> the Flea-bottom-mist happened to warn direly that Maggie might well be
> looking down on us from above. I replied, "Right person - wrong direction!"

Mein Gott! So she was a secret upskirt videoist AS WELL!

-- Billnok, 5th mounted molesters.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 20, 2013, 9:03:48 AM4/20/13

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In article <f1kct.16233$Wa2....@fx04.fr7>,

Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
> >>>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
> >>>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
> >>>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
> >>>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
> >>> The quit interrupting us...
> >> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
> >> it off em?
> > I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.
> Iyyyyyyyyyyyy got wunner dese - last year. Gets over the top of just
> about everything - including my opstairsekkers' kids stamping about and,
> before they moved out, the pratts downstairs putting rubbish on in their
> main bedroom. I put a second pair of speakers in mine especially for
> 'em!! The amp sounds damned good as well.
> http://www.johnlewis.com/yamaha-a-s500-amplifier-black/p231332219
>
> And Iyy haven't rambled for ages!

Good, ramming a bull would make him very angry.

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 20, 2013, 10:43:51 AM4/20/13

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On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 03:43:27 -0700 (PDT), Bill Taylor
<wfc.t...@gmail.com> sharpened a crayon and wrote:

>On Apr 20, 10:43�am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>
>> > Like blaming the enemy when you started the conflict yourself,
>>
>> Look! Shutcher face!!! Doan make me avvter it yer! I'll urrcher an it'll
>> be your fault!!
>
>The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
>wrong.

Und dot 'splains why you're posting to non Gooney Groups?

Sir F.A. Rien

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Apr 20, 2013, 10:50:26 AM4/20/13

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>> We used to discuss the Goons on this group and make a lot of silly, funny comments and occasionally
>> answer sensible questions about the Goons.
>

>[W.B. Also K.N.A. - Bronte Soros...]

NOT on the group you posted this to!

You stay on yours, we'll stay on hours.

That's an official minute.

Ivan D. Reid

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Apr 20, 2013, 11:53:04 AM4/20/13

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On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 03:43:27 -0700 (PDT), Bill Taylor <wfc.t...@gmail.com>

wrote in <50937f4c-8a80-4784...@pa2g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>:

> -- Billnok, 5th mounted molesters.

'Ere, have you heard what they're saying about Rolf?

--
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________ CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University. Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch] Room 40-1-B12, CERN
KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

Judith

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Apr 20, 2013, 12:59:53 PM4/20/13

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In article <bka5n8tcprulrrq0v...@4ax.com>,

He's right, you know. Again: Goon Show fans: be sure when you post
that the newsgroup space at the top lists ONLY alt.fan.goons.

Mother Judith

Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 20, 2013, 5:38:09 PM4/20/13

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On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:59:53 +0100, Judith <JU...@withouta.net> wrote:

> In article <bka5n8tcprulrrq0v...@4ax.com>,
> Sir F.A. Rien <nog...@ttrr.org> wrote:
>
>> >> We used to discuss the Goons on this group and make a lot of silly,
>> funny
>> >> comments and occasionally
>> >> answer sensible questions about the Goons.
>> >
>> >[W.B. Also K.N.A. - Bronte Soros...]
>>
>> NOT on the group you posted this to!
>>
>> You stay on yours, we'll stay on hours.
>>
>> That's an official minute.
>
> He's right, you know. Again: Goon Show fans: be sure when you post
> that the newsgroup space at the top lists ONLY alt.fan.goons.
>
> Mother Judith
>

Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.

--
It's a money /life balance.

Bill Taylor

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Apr 20, 2013, 11:05:55 PM4/20/13

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On Apr 21, 3:53 am, "Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan.R...@ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

> > -- Billnok, 5th mounted molesters.
>
> 'Ere, have you heard what they're saying about Rolf?

IT'S A LIE I TELL YOU!

Miss Bannister and I were merely practicing the foxtrot
for the Pungee lancers' ball, and had fallen over when
the door was opened suddenly!

-- the 'Nok

Bill Taylor

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Apr 20, 2013, 11:08:07 PM4/20/13

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On Apr 21, 4:59 am, Judith <J...@withouta.net> wrote:

> He's right, you know. Again: Goon Show fans: be sure when you post
> that the newsgroup space at the top lists ONLY alt.fan.goons.
>
> Mother Judith

<cheerful Ned voice> Thank you mother!
<deep throaty voice> Thank you Neddy.

Bill Taylor

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Apr 20, 2013, 11:09:01 PM4/20/13

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On Apr 21, 9:38 am, "Stanley Daniel de Liver" <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

> It's a money /life balance.

That's what Dick Turpin used to say!!

Ivan D. Reid

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Apr 21, 2013, 6:44:44 AM4/21/13

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On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 20:08:07 -0700 (PDT), Bill Taylor <wfc.t...@gmail.com>
wrote in <69f059c2-b412-4554...@fz1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>:
> On Apr 21, 4:59?am, Judith <J...@withouta.net> wrote:

>> He's right, you know. ?Again: ?Goon Show fans: ?be sure when you post

>> that the newsgroup space at the top lists ONLY alt.fan.goons.

>> Mother Judith

><cheerful Ned voice> Thank you mother!
><deep throaty voice> Thank you Neddy.

Ned: Dressed like that, not even my own mother would have recognised me!
Throat: Hello, Neddy.
Ned: Hello, Mother.
-- Foiled by President Fred (filtered by the mists of wine^H^H^H^Htime)

Brian Gaff

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Apr 21, 2013, 7:07:18 AM4/21/13

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Well obviously not following own advice here then.
Brian the non practicing IT union rep.

--
Brian Gaff....Note, this account does not accept Bcc: email.
graphics are great, but the blind can't hear them
Email: bri...@blueyonder.co.uk
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Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 21, 2013, 8:18:55 AM4/21/13

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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:44:44 +0100, Ivan D. Reid
<Ivan...@ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

> On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 20:08:07 -0700 (PDT), Bill Taylor
> <wfc.t...@gmail.com>
> wrote in
> <69f059c2-b412-4554...@fz1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>:
>> On Apr 21, 4:59?am, Judith <J...@withouta.net> wrote:
>
>>> He's right, you know. ?Again: ?Goon Show fans: ?be sure when you post
>>> that the newsgroup space at the top lists ONLY alt.fan.goons.
>
>>> Mother Judith
>
>> <cheerful Ned voice> Thank you mother!
>> <deep throaty voice> Thank you Neddy.
>
> Ned: Dressed like that, not even my own mother would have recognised
> me!
> Throat: Hello, Neddy.
> Ned: Hello, Mother.
> -- Foiled by President Fred (filtered by the mists of wine^H^H^H^Htime)
>

Norty xposting type you!

--

Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 21, 2013, 8:20:23 AM4/21/13

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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 04:09:01 +0100, Bill Taylor <wfc.t...@gmail.com>
wrote:

> On Apr 21, 9:38 am, "Stanley Daniel de Liver" <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>
>> It's a money /life balance.
>
> That's what Dick Turpin used to say!!
>
>

"Money redistributed while you wait" is our mission statement

--

Judith

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Apr 21, 2013, 10:20:53 AM4/21/13

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In article <op.wvuzpvi0o4et73@dell3100>,

"Stanley Daniel de Liver" <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:

Welllll, all right then. Shedi are goodi. Exceptional, really.

Nemo

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Apr 21, 2013, 11:48:37 AM4/21/13

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Nothing would surprise me.

<tome>
Her supporters rely on decent people's bad memory to remain supporters of:

The upskirt videoist giving the OK for the police and particularly the
SPG to declare war on New Age Travellers, to the extent of smashing up
their mobile homes around them while mothers had to shelter their babies
from the flying glass with their bodies, then arresting them for having
ordinary tools with them claiming they were offensive weapons. (7
successful law suits against the police resulted from that incident but
were kept quiet by the media for several *years.*)

During the print dispute, Rupert Merderock's TNT trucks were allowed to
travel through picket lines without number plates on the Upskirt
Videoist's say-so which is totally illegal, making them uninsured at the
time meaning that the trucks would be unidentifiable if there were an
accident and anyone injured would be unable to obtain compensation.

Even my ultra-Tory boss at the time was disgusted with the upskirt
videoist for that.

Also, she swore blind over and over again that New Technology in the
printing industry would not lead to job losses. And of course, she also
swore blind during the miners' strike there was no intention at all of
closing the coal mines didn't she, as did the aMerkin bully-boy she got
in to do the job!

So much for some pratt on here calling Scargill a clown! Scargill was
dead right all along!

Also, many of the police on miners' picket lines beating up pickets and
their wives *and children* were actually soldiers in police uniforms!
Proof?? One of a pair of identical twins who was a cop discovered this
when he spotted his brother, a soldier, on a picket like dressed as a cop.

Just before the cabinet forced her out of office she also announced she
wanted to repeal the Health and Safety at Work Act. It 'Bound teh hands
of employers!' she said. - One of her favourite slogans.

This was mentioned just once of Channel 4 before they were told to shut
the **** up about it!

The majority of decent companies who were prepared to spend money on
taking care of their employees' safety were totally opposed to the Act's
repeal because it would let the spiv and cowboy firms back in who spent
no money on safety and disregarded the odd few deaths and injuries at
work, who used to undercut the decent firms rotten.

And in spite of it having been traditional for donkeys' years for job
seekers to move down to seaside resorts etc. to look for seasonal work,
the Upskirt Videoist had her press lackeys allege that they were having
nice long holidays down there and (another single mention on Channel 4
then they were told to shut up about it!) brought in a law forcing
anyone between 18 and 25 who was not living with their parents to move
home every two months.

It was damned near impossible for unemployed youngsters to find anywhere
to live *at all* in those days, and finding somewhere new every two
months was a complete impossibility. This lead to a huge increase in the
epidemic of people sleeping in cardboard boxes in shop doorways and also
lead to large numbers of suicides - again, largely kept quiet.

The list is endless - and horrific.

On a lighter note - a magnesium E-flat, and for the sake of a.h.puns . .
. .

More recently, there was a move to compel some of London's long-term
unemployed to go down to Kent (the UK one) to assist with the fruit
harvests, which (wait for it . . ) would have meant them changing over
from fruitless jobseeking to jobless fruitseeking!

Nemo

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Apr 21, 2013, 11:57:23 AM4/21/13

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On 20/04/2013 10:32, Frederick Williams wrote:
> Nemo wrote:
>>
>> On 18/04/2013 07:24, Bill Taylor wrote:
>>> On Apr 17, 8:24 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>
>>>> Narr. Be on the safe side. Everything is conspiracy! - especially with a
>>>> PM who gets her way by using the tone of voice of a stage hypnotist!
>>>
>>> Speaking of which; did you (or anyone else) see and recall
>>> a marvelous little Peter Cook and Dudley Moore skit
>>> on this topic? It was Cook by himself, doing a TV ad
>>> for his toffee-nosed party, which enjoined the viewers
>>> to forget all the issues, and just sit back and relax,
>>> Then he got out a fob watch and started it swinging
>>> hypnotically, and delivered a post-hypnotic suggestion
>>> that the next day they would
>>> "GO OUT AND VOTE CON-SERVATIVE"
>>> in the most convincingly stentorian tones.
>>>
>>> Wonderful stuff!
>>>
>>> -- The right-honorable reminiscing Bill
>>>
>> I don't remember it.
>>
>> I'll have to have a look on "EWE TUBE"!
>
> Ewe tube if you want to, the lady's not for tubing.
>

With her on it - it'd be SowTube!!!

Still - mustn't speak ill of the dead . . . . Oooh. I don't know though!

Nemo

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Apr 21, 2013, 12:09:09 PM4/21/13

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Shhhhhhh. My so-called 'safely lodged' kidney stone has grown to 1.1 cm!
It might hear!! (>!<) And it's asplenia nose on yer face that they
can't lythotrypt it because I'm on Warfarin and have no spleen!

Nemo

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Apr 21, 2013, 12:12:02 PM4/21/13

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On 20/04/2013 14:03, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <f1kct.16233$Wa2....@fx04.fr7>,
> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
>>>>>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
>>>>>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
>>>>>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
>>>>> The quit interrupting us...
>>>> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
>>>> it off em?
>>> I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.
>> Iyyyyyyyyyyyy got wunner dese - last year. Gets over the top of just
>> about everything - including my opstairsekkers' kids stamping about and,
>> before they moved out, the pratts downstairs putting rubbish on in their
>> main bedroom. I put a second pair of speakers in mine especially for
>> 'em!! The amp sounds damned good as well.
>> http://www.johnlewis.com/yamaha-a-s500-amplifier-black/p231332219
>>
>> And Iyy haven't rambled for ages!
> Good, ramming a bull would make him very angry.
>

If he's anything like Kenneth Williams, he'd be delighted!

And "ToP-ART (Total Performance Anti-Resonance Technology) "

The amp's case is a totally undamped cheap tin box that rings if I tap it!!

Ivan D. Reid

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Apr 21, 2013, 12:23:13 PM4/21/13

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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:18:55 +0100, Stanley Daniel de Liver <ad...@127.0.0.1>
wrote in <op.wvv4httyo4et73@dell3100>:

> On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:44:44 +0100, Ivan D. Reid
><Ivan...@ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

>> On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 20:08:07 -0700 (PDT), Bill Taylor
>> <wfc.t...@gmail.com>
>> wrote in
>> <69f059c2-b412-4554...@fz1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>:
>>> On Apr 21, 4:59?am, Judith <J...@withouta.net> wrote:

>>>> He's right, you know. ?Again: ?Goon Show fans: ?be sure when you post
>>>> that the newsgroup space at the top lists ONLY alt.fan.goons.

>>> <cheerful Ned voice> Thank you mother!
>>> <deep throaty voice> Thank you Neddy.

>> Ned: Dressed like that, not even my own mother would have recognised me!
>> Throat: Hello, Neddy.
>> Ned: Hello, Mother.
>> -- Foiled by President Fred (filtered by the mists of wine^H^H^H^Htime)

> Norty xposting type you!

But, but... You said elsewhere and elsewhen:

> Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.

Michael N. LeVine

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Apr 21, 2013, 1:55:39 PM4/21/13

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In article <odUct.27939$xs.1...@fx28.fr7>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
> >>>>>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
> >>>>>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
> >>>>>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
> >>>>> The quit interrupting us...
> >>>> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
> >>>> it off em?
> >>> I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.
> >> Iyyyyyyyyyyyy got wunner dese - last year. Gets over the top of just
> >> about everything - including my opstairsekkers' kids stamping about and,
> >> before they moved out, the pratts downstairs putting rubbish on in their
> >> main bedroom. I put a second pair of speakers in mine especially for
> >> 'em!! The amp sounds damned good as well.
> >> http://www.johnlewis.com/yamaha-a-s500-amplifier-black/p231332219
> >>
> >> And Iyy haven't rambled for ages!
> > Good, ramming a bull would make him very angry.
> >
> If he's anything like Kenneth Williams, he'd be delighted!

If he paid his electric bill, that would not have happened.

Robert E A Harvey

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Apr 21, 2013, 3:26:29 PM4/21/13

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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:20:53 -0400, Judith wrote:
>> Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.
>
> Welllll, all right then. Shedi are goodi. Exceptional, really.

I think we are dying off. A one time you could count on 500 posts/day
min. Min.

--
Bob Harvey

Judith

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Apr 21, 2013, 4:56:22 PM4/21/13

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In article <kl1eh5$8m6$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,

Maybe the Shedi and afg. could join forces and form a military regiment.
Ideas for its name?

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Robert E A Harvey

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Apr 21, 2013, 5:27:52 PM4/21/13

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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:07:56 +0100, Sn!pe wrote:
>> Maybe the Shedi and afg. could join forces and form a military
>> regiment. Ideas for its name?
>>
>> Judith
>

> The Here Today and Goon Tomorrow Regiment?

'Judith' is a silly name for a sheddiment.

Goon but not unremembered?

--
Bob Harvey

Jim Price

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Apr 21, 2013, 5:29:15 PM4/21/13

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On 21/04/13 21:56, Judith wrote:
> In article <kl1eh5$8m6$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,
> Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:20:53 -0400, Judith wrote:
>>>> Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.
>>>
>>> Welllll, all right then. Shedi are goodi. Exceptional, really.
>>
>> I think we are dying off. A one time you could count on 500 posts/day
>> min. Min.
>
> Maybe the Shedi and afg. could join forces and form a military regiment.
> Ideas for its name?

The Welshish Seagoon Guards. Seagoon pronounced with a shortish C, or in
other words, assonant with Dragoon. Nobody is going to want to fight
something which is assonant with Dragoon.

--
╔═╦═╦═════╦═══╗
║ ║ ║ ║ ║
╔═╝ ║ ║ ║ ║ ║ ╔═╝
╚═══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩═╝ -- JimP.

Nicholas D. Richards

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Apr 21, 2013, 6:47:30 PM4/21/13

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In article <1l1p6p3.5di9cc1ffapdsN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>, Sn!pe
<sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> on Sun, 21 Apr 2013 at 22:07:56 awoke
Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote

>Judith <JU...@withouta.net> wrote:
>
>> In article <kl1eh5$8m6$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,
>> Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>
>> > On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:20:53 -0400, Judith wrote:
>> > >> Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.
>> > >
>> > > Welllll, all right then. Shedi are goodi. Exceptional, really.
>> >
>> > I think we are dying off. A one time you could count on 500 posts/day
>> > min. Min.
>>
>> Maybe the Shedi and afg. could join forces and form a military regiment.
>> Ideas for its name?
>>
>> Judith
>

>The Here Today and Goon Tomorrow Regiment?
>

The Old Contemptibles? Or are we too young for that? In that case the
BEF, even though we are unlikely to Expedition.
--
Nicholas David Richards -

"O� sont les neiges d'antan?"

Molesworth

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:54:32 AM4/22/13

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In article <kl1eh5$8m6$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,
Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:

Yesterday I got TEN messages. Please buck up, or I shall have to send
them to myself. And then where would we be? Ey? Ey?

Molesworth

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Apr 22, 2013, 10:58:01 AM4/22/13

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In article <JUJU-5B4886.1...@free.teranews.com>,

Judith <JU...@withouta.net> wrote:

> In article <kl1eh5$8m6$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,
> Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
> > On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:20:53 -0400, Judith wrote:
> > >> Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.
> > >
> > > Welllll, all right then. Shedi are goodi. Exceptional, really.
> >
> > I think we are dying off. A one time you could count on 500 posts/day
> > min. Min.
>
> Maybe the Shedi and afg. could join forces and form a military regiment.
> Ideas for its name?
>
> Judith

ShedForce One. Aka 'The Goonians", strike terror in the hartz of R
enemas.

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Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 22, 2013, 2:02:19 PM4/22/13

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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 15:54:32 +0100, Molesworth <molesw...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

You could pretend to be someone else. There's a lot of socks out there.
I said socks, stop getting excited.

Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 22, 2013, 2:05:52 PM4/22/13

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On Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:16:46 +0100, Sn!pe <sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>
wrote:

> Nicholas D. Richards <nich...@salmiron.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> >> > I think we are dying off. A one time you could count on 500
>> posts/day
>> >> > min. Min.
>> >>
>> >> Maybe the Shedi and afg. could join forces and form a military
>> regiment.
>> >> Ideas for its name?
>> >>
>> >> Judith
>> >
>> >The Here Today and Goon Tomorrow Regiment?
>> >
>> The Old Contemptibles? Or are we too young for that? In that case the
>> BEF, even though we are unlikely to Expedition.
>

> The Charabanc Outing Refusiliers?
>
Darn, for a moment I gooved you said refulers [1], Mine's a pint!

[1] as ane fuler knos

Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 22, 2013, 2:10:25 PM4/22/13

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On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:23:13 +0100, Ivan D. Reid

<Ivan...@ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:

> On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 13:18:55 +0100, Stanley Daniel de Liver
> <ad...@127.0.0.1>
> wrote in <op.wvv4httyo4et73@dell3100>:
>> On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 11:44:44 +0100, Ivan D. Reid
>> <Ivan...@ivan.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>> On Sat, 20 Apr 2013 20:08:07 -0700 (PDT), Bill Taylor
>>> <wfc.t...@gmail.com>
>>> wrote in
>>> <69f059c2-b412-4554...@fz1g2000pbb.googlegroups.com>:
>>>> On Apr 21, 4:59?am, Judith <J...@withouta.net> wrote:
>
>>>>> He's right, you know. ?Again: ?Goon Show fans: ?be sure when you post
>>>>> that the newsgroup space at the top lists ONLY alt.fan.goons.
>
>>>> <cheerful Ned voice> Thank you mother!
>>>> <deep throaty voice> Thank you Neddy.
>
>>> Ned: Dressed like that, not even my own mother would have
>>> recognised me!
>>> Throat: Hello, Neddy.
>>> Ned: Hello, Mother.
>>> -- Foiled by President Fred (filtered by the mists of
>>> wine^H^H^H^Htime)
>
>> Norty xposting type you!
>
> But, but... You said elsewhere and elsewhen:
>
>> Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.
>

Oh. So I did, Carry on, Pigeon.

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Bill Taylor

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Apr 23, 2013, 9:58:03 AM4/23/13

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On Apr 22, 3:48 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> in reply to:

> > The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
> > wrong.

...wrote an endless rant like:

> The upskirt videoist giving the OK for the police and particularly the
> SPG to declare war on New Age Travellers, to the extent of smashing up

> ...

> Also, she swore blind over and over again that New Technology

> ...

> This was mentioned just once of Channel 4 before they were told to shut
> the **** up about it!

> ...

> anyone between 18 and 25 who was not living with their parents to move
> home every two months.

> ...

> The list is endless - and horrific.

Oh wait... here's the end of it!

Anyway, I believe I mentioned earlier that her home policies
were fairly frightful, BUT....

The fact remains that that tinpot Argie general needed
a thump on the nose, and she had the balls to give him one.

Three cheers for that at least!

And I note the tinpot general was fairly soon afterwards deposed
by his own country. As we saw earlier in Greece, the best way
to get rid of a military dictator is to get him to do something
military, and lose.

My heart waits longingly for Kim Il Sung the third to
accidentally blunder into a conflict there!

I'm not sanguine though...

-- Billnok, 9th household arquebusiers (retired).

Nicholas D. Richards

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Apr 23, 2013, 4:25:02 PM4/23/13

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In article <1l1r55z.1nxnp6f1vrw1raN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk>, Sn!pe
<sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> on Mon, 22 Apr 2013 at 23:29:56 awoke

Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote

>Stanley Daniel de Liver <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>

>> >> I think we are dying off. A one time you could count on 500 posts/day
>> >> min. Min.
>> >
>> > Yesterday I got TEN messages. Please buck up, or I shall have to send
>> > them to myself. And then where would we be? Ey? Ey?
>>
>> You could pretend to be someone else. There's a lot of socks out there.
>> I said socks, stop getting excited.
>

>There bloomin' well are, too. In some of my froups it looks as though
>there are a couple of dozen subscribers but I'm convinced that in fact
>there aren't more than three or four real poasters (fsvo "real").
>
Your are not me, and I am real, so that makes two of us. You could not
fake Tony, so that makes 3.

--
Nicholas David Richards -

"Oů sont les neiges d'antan?"

canaldrifter

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Apr 23, 2013, 6:44:39 PM4/23/13

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In article <VajnJWAe...@salmiron.co.uk>,

"Nicholas D. Richards" <nich...@salmiron.demon.co.uk> wrote:

I'm at least two of us, depending on whether I'm on the lappy or the
iMAC, but that's Nesbitt's fault. 'Ang on, that makes four.

Tone

Frank Erskine

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Apr 23, 2013, 7:51:53 PM4/23/13

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IRTA:- "You could not fake Tory..."

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Frank

Nemo

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Apr 23, 2013, 7:56:44 PM4/23/13

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On 23/04/2013 14:58, Bill Taylor wrote:
> On Apr 22, 3:48 am, Nemo <n...@naughtylass.wet> in reply to:
>
>>> The fact remains that the invader of a neighbor is completely in the
>>> wrong.
>

Nothing would surprise me.

<tome>
Her supporters rely on decent people's bad memory to remain supporters of:

The upskirt videoist giving the OK for the police and particularly the
SPG to declare war on New Age Travellers, to the extent of smashing up

This was mentioned just once of Channel 4 before they were told to shut
the **** up about it!

The majority of decent companies who were prepared to spend money on
taking care of their employees' safety were totally opposed to the Act's
repeal because it would let the spiv and cowboy firms back in who spent
no money on safety and disregarded the odd few deaths and injuries at
work, who used to undercut the decent firms rotten.

And in spite of it having been traditional for donkeys' years for job
seekers to move down to seaside resorts etc. to look for seasonal work,
the Upskirt Videoist had her press lackeys allege that they were having
nice long holidays down there and (another single mention on Channel 4
then they were told to shut up about it!) brought in a law forcing

anyone between 18 and 25 who was not living with their parents to move
home every two months.

It was damned near impossible for unemployed youngsters to find anywhere
to live *at all* in those days, and finding somewhere new every two
months was a complete impossibility. This lead to a huge increase in the
epidemic of people sleeping in cardboard boxes in shop doorways and also
lead to large numbers of suicides - again, largely kept quiet.

The list is endless - and horrific.

On a lighter note - a magnesium E-flat, and for the sake of a.h.puns . . . .

More recently, there was a move to compel some of London's long-term
unemployed to go down to Kent (the UK one) to assist with the fruit
harvests, which (wait for it . . ) would have meant them changing over
from fruitless jobseeking to jobless fruitseeking!

Thanks for leaving that space . .

Pretty thin arguments . . .

And BTW. You need a new keyboatd!

Sleepalot

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Apr 23, 2013, 10:28:08 PM4/23/13

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Judith <JU...@withouta.net> wrote:

>In article <kl1eh5$8m6$1...@speranza.aioe.org>,
> Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 21 Apr 2013 10:20:53 -0400, Judith wrote:
>> >> Aw. You can xpost to the shed, if you like.
>> >
>> > Welllll, all right then. Shedi are goodi. Exceptional, really.
>>
>> I think we are dying off. A one time you could count on 500 posts/day
>> min. Min.
>
>Maybe the Shedi and afg. could join forces and form a military regiment.
>Ideas for its name?
>
>Judith

2nd Sand Irregulars.

Peter

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Apr 24, 2013, 3:51:13 AM4/24/13

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canaldrifter <irishcan...@gmail.com> wrote in
news:irishcanaldrifter-3...@news.eternal-september.org:

>
> I'm at least two of us, depending on whether I'm on the lappy or the
> iMAC, but that's Nesbitt's fault. 'Ang on, that makes four.
>
> Tone

That compensates for me then, because I'm a snxr and count as zero.

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Peter

(refreshingly unconcerned with the vulgar exigencies of veracity)
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ben.darling

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Apr 24, 2013, 9:38:55 AM4/24/13

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On Wed, 24 Apr 2013 03:28:08 +0100, Sleepalot
<sleep...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

> 2nd Sand Irregulars.

3rd Forth Fifers

MartinS

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Apr 24, 2013, 12:46:12 PM4/24/13

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ben.darling <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> Sleepalot <sleep...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> 2nd Sand Irregulars.
>
> 3rd Forth Fifers

Are they all at sixes and sevens?

--
Martin S

Andrew Marshall

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Apr 24, 2013, 4:47:16 PM4/24/13

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In message <51780c52$0$58046$c3e8da3$3863...@news.astraweb.com>,
MartinS <m...@my.place.invalid> writes

I allus gooved 'twas "Forfar 4 - Fife 5", innit.
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Regards,
Andrew Marshall, G8BUR, M0MAA.

Stanley Daniel de Liver

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Apr 24, 2013, 5:04:03 PM4/24/13

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On Wed, 24 Apr 2013 21:47:16 +0100, Andrew Marshall
<g8...@g8bur.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> In message <51780c52$0$58046$c3e8da3$3863...@news.astraweb.com>,
> MartinS <m...@my.place.invalid> writes
>> ben.darling <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
>>> Sleepalot <sleep...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>>> 2nd Sand Irregulars.
>
>>> 3rd Forth Fifers
>
>> Are they all at sixes and sevens?
>
> I allus gooved 'twas "Forfar 4 - Fife 5", innit.

*East* Fife

Mr Internet knows about it:
http://www.footballandmusic.co.uk/forfar-four-east-fife-five/

(a bit goonish [Mr Bentine], and very sheddi - the u-bend link is dead
(Jim))

Nemo

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Jul 10, 2013, 8:37:12 AM7/10/13

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On 20/04/2013 14:03, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <f1kct.16233$Wa2....@fx04.fr7>,

> Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet> wrote:
>>>>>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
>>>>>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
>>>>>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
>>>>>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
>>>>> The quit interrupting us...
>>>> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
>>>> it off em?
>>> I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.
>> Iyyyyyyyyyyyy got wunner dese - last year. Gets over the top of just
>> about everything - including my opstairsekkers' kids stamping about and,
>> before they moved out, the pratts downstairs putting rubbish on in their
>> main bedroom. I put a second pair of speakers in mine especially for
>> 'em!! The amp sounds damned good as well.
>> http://www.johnlewis.com/yamaha-a-s500-amplifier-black/p231332219
>>
>> And Iyy haven't rambled for ages!

> Good, ramming a bull would make him very angry.
>
Yers. He'd find it intorrolable!

José and hose 'B' would have to drench eem to cool im down!

El momento de wettydad!

Spike Milligan: "I don't care whose dad it is!!"

Michael N. LeVine

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Jul 10, 2013, 8:52:57 AM7/10/13

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In article <_zcDt.2211$XN4....@fx01.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>

wrote:
> >>>>>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
> >>>>>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
> >>>>>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
> >>>>>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
> >>>>> The quit interrupting us...
> >>>> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
> >>>> it off em?
> >>> I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.
> >> Iyyyyyyyyyyyy got wunner dese - last year. Gets over the top of just
> >> about everything - including my opstairsekkers' kids stamping about and,
> >> before they moved out, the pratts downstairs putting rubbish on in their
> >> main bedroom. I put a second pair of speakers in mine especially for
> >> 'em!! The amp sounds damned good as well.
> >> http://www.johnlewis.com/yamaha-a-s500-amplifier-black/p231332219
> >> And Iyy haven't rambled for ages!
> > Good, ramming a bull would make him very angry.
> Yers. He'd find it intorrolable!

Then it does not matter, door or no door, get out of there fast.
--
Michael LeVine - mle...@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers

Nemo

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Jul 11, 2013, 11:02:05 AM7/11/13

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On 10/07/2013 13:52, Michael N. LeVine wrote:
> In article <_zcDt.2211$XN4....@fx01.am4>, Nemo <ne...@naughtylass.wet>
> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> That's nothing! She attacked my entire class!!
>>>>>>>>> A successful woman really frightens you - even after all this time...
>>>>>>>> If that's the best you can do, please duck out of this discussion
>>>>>>>> gracefully, you fatuous fart!! Intelligent people are talking.
>>>>>>> The quit interrupting us...
>>>>>> Howd'yoo get an intelligent person's voice into one of your posts? Steal
>>>>>> it off em?
>>>>> I use an amplifier to get above the sound of your rambling.
>>>> Iyyyyyyyyyyyy got wunner dese - last year. Gets over the top of just
>>>> about everything - including my opstairsekkers' kids stamping about and,
>>>> before they moved out, the pratts downstairs putting rubbish on in their
>>>> main bedroom. I put a second pair of speakers in mine especially for
>>>> 'em!! The amp sounds damned good as well.
>>>> http://www.johnlewis.com/yamaha-a-s500-amplifier-black/p231332219
>>>> And Iyy haven't rambled for ages!
>>> Good, ramming a bull would make him very angry.
>> Yers. He'd find it intorrolable!

Jos� and hose 'B' would have to drench eem to cool im down!

El momento de wettydad!
Spike Milligan: "I don't care whose dad it is!!"

Jos� and hose 'B' would have to drench eem to cool im down!
El momento de wettydad!
Spike Milligan: "I don't care whose dad it is!!"Jos� and hose 'B' would