Re: Escaped

[Bruce Atchison - author]

Hello Paul and the group;

Thanks for the news-type news. I'll add this disk to the list of New Year's
revolutions, part of my five year plan to impliment a five year plan. Now
if you'll excuse me, my washing machine is double-parked. I'll go in the
direction of gone at the speed of fast.

Sincerely,

Bruce Atchison - author and tall thin thing with a sort of grey lump on top.

[phil dittupp]

"Bruce Atchison - author" <batc...@mcsnet.ca> wrote in message news:NA%Am.231752$sC1.1...@newsfe17.iad...

Washing machine? You know how to live, my man.

MAD dan
--
Civilization is the distance man has placed between himself and his excreta. - Brian Aldiss

[Mudge]

On 2009-10-13 16:18:02 -0600, Paul Martin said:

> Bruce Atchison - author wrote:
>> Now if you'll excuse me, my washing machine is double-parked.
>

> Are you one of those spin doctors, or are you parked in a wash cycle
> stand?

He now uses new Tide Full Strength

--
The Canadian Curmudgeon (in Calgary)
Save our precious CO2 - plant many trees

[Bruce Atchison - author]

Lardies and gentle pong;

Paul Martin issued the following white paper:

Are you one of those spin doctors, or are you parked in a wash cycle
stand?

To which I can only reply that it puts a whole new spin on clothing. Ah,
the wonders of the steamed age. Mind you, I still have hang-ups about
clothes lines. And with lines like that, I better go owww!

Sponcerely,

Bruce Atchison - author of many award non-winning grocery lists.

[Bill Taylor]

> > To which I can only reply that it puts a whole new spin on clothing. Ah,
> > the wonders of the steamed age. Mind you, I still have hang-ups about
> > clothes lines. And with lines like that, I better go owww!
>

> I'm sure you can wring a few more mangled puns out before you're all
> washed up.

I can peg one back anyway.

And furthermore, my puns are all persil-white!

Has this thread gone down the drain yet...?...

-- Bio-cleansing Bill

[Judith]

In article
<b756a744-f91d-4c89...@v15g2000prn.googlegroups.com>,
Bill Taylor <w.ta...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:

Time and Tide wait for no person.

Politically-correct Jude

Working is soul-crushing. I can't believe adults live like this.
-Bladezz, The Guild

[MartinS]

Judith <JU...@withouta.net> wrote:
> Bill Taylor <w.ta...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:
>
>> > > To which I can only reply that it puts a whole new spin on
>> > > clothing. Ah, the wonders of the steamed age. Mind you, I still
>> > > have hang-ups about clothes lines. And with lines like that, I
>> > > better go owww!
>> >
>> > I'm sure you can wring a few more mangled puns out before you're
>> > all washed up.
>>
>> I can peg one back anyway.
>>
>> And furthermore, my puns are all persil-white!
>>
>> Has this thread gone down the drain yet...?...
>>
>> -- Bio-cleansing Bill
>
> Time and Tide wait for no person.

Surf's up!

--
Martin S.

[Judith]

In article <6T5Em.105998$944....@newsfe09.iad>, MartinS <m...@my.place>
wrote:

Be of good Cheer!

Judiff

[MartinS]

Judith <JU...@withouta.net> wrote:
> MartinS <m...@my.place> wrote:
>> Judith <JU...@withouta.net> wrote:
>> > Bill Taylor <w.ta...@math.canterbury.ac.nz> wrote:
>> >
>> >> > > To which I can only reply that it puts a whole new spin on
>> >> > > clothing. Ah, the wonders of the steamed age. Mind you, I
>> >> > > still have hang-ups about clothes lines. And with lines like
>> >> > > that, I better go owww!
>> >> >
>> >> > I'm sure you can wring a few more mangled puns out before you're
>> >> > all washed up.
>> >>
>> >> I can peg one back anyway.
>> >>
>> >> And furthermore, my puns are all persil-white!
>> >>
>> >> Has this thread gone down the drain yet...?...
>> >>
>> >> -- Bio-cleansing Bill
>> >
>> > Time and Tide wait for no person.
>>
>> Surf's up!
>
> Be of good Cheer!

It's Great Value at Walmart!

--
Martin S.