http://www.letterofmarque.us/2012/02/youre-so-vain-you-probably-think-the-bibles-about-you.html
You're So Vain, You Probably Think the Bible's About You
(Lyrics by Bill Conover, sung to Carly Simon's "You're So Vain")
You walked up to the pulpit, Like you were a man of God
Your hair strategically cut to the new style
That Bieber was making hot
You had one eye on the camera as you watched the crowd applaud
All the pastors dreamed that you’d be there mentor
You’d be there mentor and…
Your so vain, you probably think the bible’s about you
Your so vain, I bet you think the bible’s about you
Don’t you, Don’t you?
You fooled me several years ago, When I was a young sheep
Well you said that we were made to serve
And my tithe was all you’d need
But you twisted up the bible so much and no one said a peep
I was in fear , then I heard the real gospel
I heard the real gospel, and…
Your so vain, you probably think the bible’s about you
Your so vain, I bet you think the bible’s about you
Don’t you, Don’t you?